>This fish you served me, how long did you cook it for? >It's

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>and you make this cutlery fresh to order?
>we bought it from a store
>ohhh my gooood

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I am Yulaw.
I am nobody's sandwich artist. You, are mine.
I don't need to taste your food, you only need to taste mine.
I will be the chef!

>This green bit yeh? What's this?
>Lettuce, chef
>You put this in a salad?
>Yes, chef
>Good god...

>>85876492

SALAD DRESSING

NO BAKING

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I EET ALL DA FOOOD

I love gordon so much

>Binge watch Gordon cooking on Youtube
>Yeah now we'll just add some salt and pepper
>A dash, of salt and pepper
>Add some salt and pepper
>Salt and pepper
>Salt and pepper
>Salt and pepper
>Now we're going to make some delicious white sauce, just add a pinch of salt and pepper

>this ice cream, you made it fresh in house?
>yes chef
>what ingredients did you use?
>sugar, cream, milk....
>did you milk the cow yourself?
>no chef
>jesus christ

>>85877037
>THE MOST...
>AMAZING... EGG WHITES
>RIGHT
>PANS HOT
>A TOUCH...
>...OF OIL

>>85877145
>EXTRACT ALL THOSE FLAVOURS
>FRESH
>SMELL THAT MMMMMMM DELICIOUS
>LET THE KNIFE DO THE WORK

>>85877037
>watch gordon cook eggs
>a little cream
>some milk
>butter in the pan
>oil in the pan so the butter doesn't burn
>and just whisk it together
>now add some creme fraiche to those eggs
how is Gordon not constipated 24/7 eating like this

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>>85876492
I AIN'T NO BITCH

>>85877037

>Salt. In.
>Pepper. In.
>Take it. Further. Than it's been taken before.
>*sips sauce*
>...
>Nice.

>>85877037

gordo is 10x worse with oil. he drenches everything in it. half the time he'll even just mix salt and pepper in some oil and call it a sauce to pour ontop of whatever he cooked

>>85877923
>those moans he makes when he's impressed with himself

>>85876384
>what's this i'm breathing?
>oxygen, chef ramsey
>fuck me

>>85877584
>how is Gordon not constipated 24/7 eating like this
All that Butter, cream, oil?
Constipated?
You need to rethink that question. His shorts probably look like a Rorschach test.

I for one like this meme, my little rat brain does the Ramsey voice and everything.

>don't relax, don't take your foot off the gas alright? let's get this done.
>dad, get out of my bedroom!
>fucking hell