>movie trailer >WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY

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>>85875661
>>movie trailer
>>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>>ear shattering fart noise
>>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>>record scratch
>>And what if to truely find his place in the world Cthulu has to learn all about human life
>>movie
>>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of bed to a wacky alarm clock
>>"BECAUSE IM IN TO DEEP starts playing.
>>movie is 2 hours and 45minutes of Cthulu going to high school making friends and learning to love.
>>ending is Cthulu finding love and going back to depths unknown to spread his joy to other monsters.

>>85876082

underrated post

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>>85876082
>>85876578
>>85876082
>>85876578
fuck you and you le funny randum redit humor


I want a serious CTHULU lovecraftian horror film

>>85876916
why is chtulu taking a poop on the beach?

>>85877057
>>85876082
>>85876578
this is why this board is shit everything is just a joke

>>85877151
Nobody cares for lovecraft posting on /tv/ as it's all a meme. Fuck off to /lit/ or reddit if you want lovecraft wank, especially if it's only cthulhu related.

>>85877057

Designated shitting beach, pal

>>85877151
cthulhu in pop culture HAS become a fucking joke, that's the whole point of these threads, dumbass

>>85876916
Sorry to break the news to you, but lovecraft cant be adapted into movies because his work is mostly about subtle feelings of dread and not monster action. Cthullu is scary because he is waiting in his city for aeons to rise again, not because he attacks a boat.

>>85875661
pure kinothulhu

is there a movie where a lovecraftian monster is literally namedropped and an integral part of the plot?