Why is it considered normal for modern super heroes to be out

>>85867195
>Why is it considered normal to be out of shape today?

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8% bodyfat isn't really ideal unless you're bodybuilding

>>85867195
>out of shape
is this bait?

ben allah is an alcohol

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>>85867393
is this bait?

He's a big guy, terrible body.
He's actually pretty fat underneath the suit.

>>85867393
lol. they literally had to cgi his abs and put Ben half in the dark during his workout scenes so people wouldn't see his saggy gyno tits and flabby stomach.

And then in Henry Cavils scenes he's shirtless in the kitchen during the day with all the lights on looking juicy as fuark.

>>85867546
>>85867683
the OP question was about super heroes, so it's about the character. talking about the actor is something different

this is what peak human performance looks like, if you have a problem with that it's your fault

>>85867342
/thread

>>85867342
Is balding a prerequesite to join the SEALs?

>>85867863
If we're literally talking about "super heroes" then how exactly is Batman out of shape? He wears a 400lb metal suit and has a fight with Superman, then immediately after h goes to kill 2 dozen people in a warehouse with his bare hands and then immediately goes to help fight Doomsday. Dude has some serious cardio and strength endurance

>>85869018
balding = high test

>>85869154
That's a myth

>>85869154
balding = genetics

>>85869154
balding = weak hair follicles due to shit genetics

>>85869154

This

>>85869171
>>85869176
>Baldness is caused when hair follicles become exposed to too much dihydrotestosterone (DHT). This is a chemical produced by the male hormone testosterone.

Experts believe that men with high levels of testosterone are more likely to lose their hair, especially if baldness runs in the family.

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>>85867546
>hmm a old picture

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>>85867546
>Henry, Jason, c-could you please step back a little?

>>85869215
>especially if baldness runs in the family.

Yes, because you might have those shit genetics we mentioned. Hair follicles are poisoned by DHT only if you have bad genes.

>>85869171
>>85869176
>>85869210

Bald hard gainers don't exist
When I started losing my hair I was skinny as shit (140lb at 5'10)
Now after 2 years of calisthenics and moving onto progressively heavier dumbells I'm 178lb

Similar for every other baldy I know

>>85869269
and on your mothers side right?

>>85869300
>anecdotal evidence

My friend at work went bald at 25 and 3 years later he's still skinny as fuck

>>85869362
No, both sides, women are more likely to carry it because those genes are in the X chromosome.

>>85869300
Hard gainers don't exist in general.

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>>85867195

Eh, Batman being a relatively normal dude with muscle, but very little definition, is fine with me.

>>85869300
it's' really a shame, all that hard work and you don't get to look like a normal person

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>>85869645
Considering that he spends his time climbing and fighting, he should have a gymnast's body like pic related.

>>85868259
You forgot 'This is the ideal male body' at the start.

>>85869578
Imagine being the Puppet Master in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Motoko Kusanagi, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flabby body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally merge my consciousness with you, both my ghost and the real me." when all he really wants to do is hack another loli sexbot in the red light district. Like seriously imagine having to be the Puppet Master and not only sit in that chair while Kusanagi flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and doughy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that stance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KUSANAGI LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been hacking nothing but a healthy diet of foreign diplomats and politicians and later Section 9 staff for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Section 6. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and merge with her "Rubenesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the Minister of Foreign Affairs calls for another hacking, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the cyberpolice could shut you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking Puppet Master. You're not going to lose your future ghost over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>85867683
>Ben half in the dark during his workout scenes
He was in the Batcave you numb nuts. He's also in a mental pit of despair. Of course his scenes are going to be dark. You forget that films use visuals to convey things.

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>>85869154
>hairlets actually believe this

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>>85869300
>b-b-b-but muh bro science

there are 12 capeshit threads currently active on /tv/

>>85867195
You do know Batman in Batman v Superman is supposed to be an old fart, right?

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>>85871020
So?

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>>85870884
>hide 5 capeshit threads
>refresh
>5 new capeshit threads

>>85867195
what retard drew those lines

>>85870884
What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!

>>85870777
What a fucking waste of trips on this damage control

>>85872018
>damage control
i don't think you know what these words mean

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here you go OP

Snyder films are still shit though

>>85869154
balding = roids

>t. /fraud/

>>85867342
what routine do they put navy seals on to become that thicc?

>>85872776
>strongman competitors don't take steroids.

Nice fantasy you've got there.

>>85867342
They are all less than 15% body fat fucking retard.

>>85870681
Is bat man a manlet then sure. If batman is not a manlet then no

>>85869243
he looks like tim allen in the santa clause

>>85869018
Only one of those people are balding.

>>85874327
"Less than 15%" doesn't equal "8%"
you dingus

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>>85869018
Ask Jesse Ventura

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the ben affleck is fat meme needs to shoot itself

>>85876895
Go to bed, Ben

>>85867195
That's not how his body looks like underneath by a long shot

He also doesn't look like his suit ir the cgi working out bit tho

>>85872776
Never seen someone defend this distinction while not being skinnyfat or just fat

Truth is the gap between those two isn't that wide

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>>85877329
>gap between those two isn't that wide
sorry for potato quality photo, but it's a huge difference between the both of them in competition mode

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>>85867195
worst muscle padding i've even seen, specially considering the budged and the super hero that's being displayed.

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>>85877621
>what it could have been

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>>85876895
Not if Ben shoots himself first

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>>85869234
Ben Affleck to play Donald J. Trump in biopic?
Ending scene is how he is typing this.

>>85873580

You gotta think about what their non deployed day to day life is like. They aren't non stop doing war time training and likely have a lot of downtime to workout. Its all I ever see the tacp dudes I work near doing.

>>85877814
This is exactly how Batman should look. All the stunt doubles wear that suit. Only Ben Affleck wears that horrible, un-human, big costume because they need to hide his gyno tits and overall fatness.

Yes, Christian Bale had a throat cancer but he was actually fit.

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>>85876895
"Chris are we doing Batman or Fatman?"

>>85881473
What happens when Bale fuses with Madsen.

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>>85880991
This is how he looks in TDKR mate

>>85867195
Because that movie was gritty and realistic, they had to represent the average american male.

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>>85881628
Don't bother trying top convince him

Anyone that can't see that Ben is the best live action Bruce Wayne/Batman is a damn fool.

even Kevin Conroy agree's and he's fucking Batman

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>>85872776
>I-I-I'm not fat, I'm thick muscled!

>>85881760
0/10

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>>85872776
>"oy vey goys, strongmen are all fat not v-shaped"

>>85881760
what did you even google to get that pic? serious question

>>85873580
>>85878210

I hate dyel posting

Go to /fit/, no one here fucking lifts it's really cringe to imagine some twinks talking about muscle without even having a little themselves

>what is wide hips vs small hips
>what is flaring your lats or relaxing them

I bet you are the same morons who think bruce lee lats are impressive

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>>85882052
>>85882052

>>85867195
That is in shape retard, that Batman is a fucking muscle beast, dont mistake bearmode for being fat

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>>85882033

>>85882052
to be fair, given bruce's small frame, his lat spread is impressive

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>>85881902

>>85882136
the funniest part is that most of 'em aren't even moving

is google fatphobic?

people look different from each other ya know

>>85867195

bait, who traced the lines don't even know what delts and triceps are

sage

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>>85867195

>>85882686
is this oc? for this thread? on /tv/? well, props for that

>>85876727
What does Jesse Ventura know about being a SEAL?

>>85867195
It's just a reference to the Adam West's Batman

>>85867342
why are all navy seals white?

>>85882874
>black people
>swimming

>>85882932
most people on this board will not get that joke, but i'll still give you a reply

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Alfred,more booze

>>85882174

Will Sasso got buff.

>>85869154
This only lowtest numales disagree

>>85881628

Tdkr art is awful tho

>>85870719
lmao

>>85869243
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

>>85881628
You do realize that something what works in a comic book won't necessarily work in the movie, right? That look is ok on a comic book page but in real life it looks ridiculous.

>>85883578
kill yourself

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>>85867195
same actor same movie

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>>85874411
>Is bat man a manlet

Yes.

>>85867195
You can have huge abs

>>85884009
Those are the worst CGI abs I've ever seen.

>>85884062
so what? they are still realistic

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>>85867195
>>85884052
Yeah, they went for the weightlifter look with the suit, but Affleck himself was nowhere near that big.

>>85883810
you do realize that it works in this movie right? that look is ok on a comic book page and irl it looks even better you little twat
light years ahead of nolan

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>>85884094
Yes, very realistic.

>>85884116
fuck, klokov is a god amongs men. he really has that super hero body

>>85884161
well okay, that one sucks. but look at the one on the bottom right, that's performance under heavy weight

>>85884255
That's performance under heavy airbrushing.

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>>85884189
Too bad there aren't any Russian superheroes for him to play. Then again, if you puth him in an MCU or DC movie he's going to make everyone else look dyel.

>>85884298
still not impossible, look at
>>85884116

>>85884116
>>85884359
>>85884189
friendly reminder that they fast-tracked drug testing at the 2012 olympics and Klokov was so blatantly roided he had to fucking drop out before getting tested

>>85884561
not an argument, du you think any of the hollywood actors in the super hero roles didn't use roids?

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>>85884561
So? All pro-athletes roid. Anyone who thinks they can be, 240lbs ripped at 6'0 like Klokov is delusional.

>>85884483
His don't look like CGI, though.

>>85869154
You only need to look at the amount of balding male feminists to see this is not the case.

>>85884657
>His don't look like CGI, though.
that's what i was trying to say. that body is possible without cgi. he really is a real live example of the super hero body

>>85867342
FAT

>>85872776
this
Snyder's vision is so realistic that he knows bearmode is the way

plebs will hate him

>>85876411
I count 5 at the very least. You're probably 15 and don't know how to spot early stage balding.

>>85882097
his control of his serratus anterior to wing his scapula out and project the lats was great. His actual lats, the muscle body, were just normal lats that he could move well. It's the equivalent of a guy who can bounce his pecs to the beat of a song, its just good muscle control.

Most if not all grapplers, and heavy deadlifters have better lats.

T.grappler who can do a 110lb weighted chinup

>>85884754
Yeah, what I meant was that they did a poor job with CGI.

>>85869243
damn. Ben is a lardo.

>>85869269
>2 out of 3 men have "bad genes"

at some point we might have to redefine bad

>>85884639
>>85884657
>s-so what if injected hormones into his ass and his balls shrunk to the size of grapefruit!!! other people do it too!!!
/fit/lets detected
he also has disgusting fridge bone structure

>>85884561
All oly weightlifters roid and have been for decades you mong.

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>>85884844
>his balls shrunk to the size of grapefruit

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>>85884161
Does it look fake? It's not hard to have abs when you're pumped

>>85884827
Lol, what kind of radioactive wasteland are you from where 2 out of 3 men are bald? I estimate that maybe 1/3 of men under 40 who are bald or balding here.

>>85884844
>>s-so
stopped reading there. we're not on /fit/, so this discussion is only about if a human being can look like a super hero. the means don't matter here, they can roid all they want as long as i care

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>>85884912
>Does it look fake?

Yes, very. This is what actual non-CG abs look like.

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>>85884844
>nuts the size of grapefruits

>>85884639

Some don't.

>>85885006
You do know that every person has different shapes of abs right?

>>85884844
Grapes are not the same as grapefruit.

>>85885066
>actual
you can't possibly believe that

>>85885076
Dude, can't you tell PS3-era CGI from real life? The lighting and shading is ridiculously bad.

>>85884009
Terrible CGI abs and they have to keep it dark or else you can see his huge gyno.

>>85885066
Yeah, dadbods like Vin Diesel don't. Guys like Cavill and Hemsworth are roiding hard.

>>85885138
>mah bad graphics
Time for you to take a break from /v/ and hit the gym for once

>>85867195
>six pack and big hands
>out of shape
i bet you fucking wish you´d look like that you fat fuck

>>85885006
>frank zane
>literally a manlet
Ben muscles will NEVER look like Frank's even if he used gear, he's too tall and his muscles are completely different.

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>>85885258
Lou is 6'5. Is that better?

>>85885212
I squat 500lbs for reps, faggot. Affleck just roided and dirty bulked for the role.

>>85885105
yes they are dumbass

>>85884739
Take a look at the hightest baldie conservatives
All high test

>>85870837
>>85870869
>low test pube haired kikes are phoneposting spics
Who wouldve thought

>>85885326
>I said it on the internet so it must be true
Lol faggot

>>85873556
Only if you're already predisposed to it.

t. /fraud/ with long hair.

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>>85885802
Fight me, faggot.

>actors should look like my overcompensating homo fantasies
Thor and Captain America are as big as they should be, people who save the world don't have time to masturbate their public image in the mirror for hours like bbers.

>>85885879
>Will not post face and identity
That's not you lol

>>85885996
Cap's powers are due to super steroids, Thor is literally a god with divine genetics. So you're wrong on both accounts.

>>85885879
AHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING MANLET HOLY SHIT
LOOK HOW SHORT YOUR FUCKING ARMS ARE

>>85886028
How will posting my face prove it's me, retard?

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I loved Batman looking like a hulking bear demon of the night. It's too bad his new suit doesn't have the trap muscles.

>>85885879
Show your dick or gtfo

>>85882874
>black people
>intelligence

>>85886083
181cm. Why don't you post your body, "big" man.

>>85885879
When will they learn?

>>85885529
they're either old as fuck or fatass neckbeards

>>85882874
There's statistics that prove that African Americans swim less
They're masters of the land and air but we control the sea

I love thicc batman desu

>>85885879
I wanna bite them legs

>>85886092
Not him but stop embarrassing yourself. Either prove it's you or fuck off

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>>85884009
>>85885140

Muscle suit again Snyder?
Seriously?

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>>85867195
Why do degenerade marvelcucks with a Shadman-tier understanding of anatomy pretend to understand how the human body works?
>Believing tabloid journalism with photoshop paparazzi
epic!