Was Austin powers really that big? The cameos in 3 make my head

Yeah it seems like a corny little comedy on the surface but it was a sensation when it came out. Think how Borat was when it came out but stretched over the course of ~5 years

Yeah baby, yeah!

>>85847041
obviously.

>>85847041
And Spacey

>Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

>>85847041
Yes, yes it was. It was a huge chunk of late 90s culture.
>Heather Graham in those shorts and boots
Damn shame Beyonce killed the franchise

>>85847041
>Was Austin powers really that big?
>gets referenced in pop culture TO THIS DAY
>really that big?
you think?

>>85847041
Mike Myers was pretty much at his peak back then. he had build a good reputation with the wayne's world movies and people were blown away by AP 1&2, especially after they found out that he had multiple roles. so of course he got these people to star in his film. then everything went down the hill

>>85847266
>then everything went down the hill
you missed something
>then he got full of himself with his shrek and AP success that he thought he could shit gold AND THEN everything went down the hill

>>85847150
holy shit this dialogue is amazing

>>85847150
one of my favourite scenes in a comedy ever, his delivery is fantastic.

>>85847041
Canadians have always been so much better than americans at humor, especially parodies

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>One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump.
>That's not mine!
>One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, signed by Austin Powers.
>I'm telling you, that's not mine.
>One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
>I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
>One book - "Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pumps And Me: This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag, Baby" by Austin Powers.

>>85847371
>dialogue
m8

>>85847371
take a look at that 'di' prefix and let me know what you think it means

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>>85847150
>In the spring we'd make meat helmets.

>>85847394
>>85847416
s-sorry

>>85847041
The Blackjack scene is quite honestly one of the best and most simple jokes in a movie.

It's a shame Mike Meyers isn't funny anymore.

>>85847150
this scene is actually fucking genius, it's a shame mike myers died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMIDpJ8H7H0

>>85847391
still makes me giggle.
three had some good moments but it really was the end of something amazing.

>>85847041
>Austin Powers
>good
summerfags get out

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>>85847588

danny devito as mini me fucking kills me every time i think about it.

>>85847588
underage get out.

>>85847539
>yfw the Therapist is Princess Leila
WTF

>>85847539
That scene has different dialogue in the TV version

>>85847150
>the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament
Every fucking time

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>>85847522
>number 2: Hit me.
>dealer: You have 17, sir.
>number 2: I like to live dangerously.
>dealer: 4. 21, very good sir.
>dealer: 5.
>austin: I'll stay.
>dealer: I suggest you hit, sir.
>austin: I also like to live dangerously.
>dealer: 21 beats your 5, sir.
The simplicity is pure genius.

>>85847680
Reddit didn't exist when AP was made.

The movie made me hate the Dutch

>>85847371

I once corrected my a professor in college who used dialogue instead of monologue.

Fuck your 20 year old worthless PhD in Anthropology, cunt; go take English 101 again.

>>85847680
>T. Pickle rick

First two movies were quoted heavily by normies. Also I think the sequels make people forget that the original was one of the funniest movies in recent times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdwMkuBq-5g

>>85847739
Thanks for making everything about you, reddit

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>>85847713
>>85847522
holy shit i'm dying

>>85847713
Even without the dramatic music and exaggerated movements it's still hilarious

>>85847041
What really made my head spin is when Blofield is James Bond's brother in Spectre

>No one has posted the most kino moment yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzvTHhWDjIg

>>85847522
I'm Ritchie cunningham....and this is my wife Oprah

>>85847713
>>85847522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzMA1jrm00

It actually is a perfect example of joke writing.

>>85847041
It was enormous, the catchphrases wouldn't fucking die.

>i just wanted fricking sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads, but evidently that's not possible. what do we have?
>sea bass.
>...right.
>they're mutated sea bass.
>are they ill-tempered?
>absolutely.
>well, it's a start.
the interactions between Dr Evil and Number 2 are fucking amazing

liz hurley and heather graham (and even beyonce) in their primes.

>>85847041
No, not really.

>You rewatch them and realise Will Ferrel was in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLaCqrisEac

>>85847680
I know you'll never have the chance but don't ever have children

Childhood is quoting Dr. Evil
Adulthood is realizing the Austin Powers parts are funnier

>>85847916
>They're always after me lucky charms
>...
>What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK8mneO8yvU

>Zip it

>>85847983
The scenes featuring both of them are the best

>There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster

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>>85847041
It was a bit of a cultural phenomenon.

GET IN MAH BELLY

>>85847539
I never understood if Carrie Fisher was so loaded that she only did little cameos she liked or so broke she'd take all these non-character roles.

Why don't you just call it operation wang chung, ass?

So apparently Austin Powers 4 is in production

Everyone ready for Austin powers 4 and Waynes world 3?

>>85847041
Austin teach us that we do not rape drunk womens. He is god, everything is good. Except rape

>>85847150
The voice of Dr evil was based on Lorne Michaels, the producer of SNL. Myers was friends with him so he never openly admitted but it's pretty obvious.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bem9_FVJY1o

>>85848150
What a pointless post. Go back to tumblr

>>85848150
mental illness or trolling? you decide.

Therefore, we're calling it The Alan Parsons Project.

>>85848150
>rape isn't good
WRONG

>>85848207
>Moon Unit Alpha, and Moon Unit Zappa

1 MILLION DOLLARS

>>85847680
Scary movie is the spoof series that is actually reddit incarnate.
Its humour is mostly week old pop culture references and it can't even stick to its own premise for longer than 10 mintues without detours into spoofing completely unrelated movies.

Austins Powers for better or worse actually has crafted jokes and is focused on only sending up one time period and one type of film.

>>85848151
I see it. You just have to pretend his voice is higher pitched. The peculiar habits are there, like how he interrupts saying "aha, aha". Such a phony.

>>85848207
I've turned the moon into what I call a 'death star'

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>>85847539
>I was partially frozen his whole life

>>85848250
Scary Movie 3 was actually decent. First was retarded if only because it was spoofing Scream, which was already basically a parody of slasher flicks.

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FUCK ME

FUCK YOU

Best twins

>>85848032
Do you think we'll get a Dr. Evil mod for Evil Genius 2?

>>85847733
Fuck you

>>85848207
>"Preparation H"

>>85848088
She was loaded, she was a successful screenwriter or some shit after Star Wars

>>85848207
>preparations a through g have failed

>>85848414
Preparation H does feel good. On the hole.

>>85847733

>All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

The sequels were pretty bad and half of the jokes in them were just reused jokes from the first movie. The rest of the jokes were cringey shit like the rap song spoofs.

>>85847539
>actually the boy's quite astute I really am trying to kill him

Fucking love that bit

>>85848456
it could be said that the austin powers movies "aren't your bag"

>>85847756
>1997
>recent times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et-s_GnUNBw

>>85848503
the first is one of my favorites, others just aren't in the same class

>>85848545

2 is better than 1

well they did gross over a billion dollars combined. They were the modern version of The Naked Gun trilogy.

>>85848545

Its the rent guy from Spiderman 2

I watched austin powers 3 on priemere night at the theatre. people were dressed up in costumes and everything to watch it.

Me and my brother were the only ones cracking the fuck up at mini-me being beaten in a potato sack. Nobody really laughed at all during the movie.

>>85848583

The naked gun trilogy is so fucking good

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>>85848088
She was the doughter of Debie Reynolds. She was rich, and with very good relations in hoollywood. His family has ties with hollywood.
And made parties every year to the most top influential people on the business.
You get a little Insight in "Wishful Drinking"

She was "hoollywood royalty" .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBtC_eKVVEE
>>85848568
imagine being this wrong

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>>85848318
Twins, Basil. Twins.

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>>85847150
>My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon

>>85847539
God, I forgot how funny these films were. Those Epic/Disaster movies just ruined the parody film concept.

>>85847790

I'm a narcissist, senpai.

>>85848663
I think this is where my asian porn phase started as a teenager.

>hairy
>british
>already wear thick rimmed glasses
>poor dental hygiene

This year is the year, lads.

I'm finally going out as Austin Powers.

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>>85847329
>inb4 b&

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>>85848456
>cringey rap spoof

Nigga you couldn't get on board with Mini Me dressed up as Flava Flav?

>how dare you break wind before me
>I'm sorry I didn't realise it was your turn

ahh so many cheap 'bad' jokes in these movies that are just played perfectly.

What was Mikes best work?

>Waynes World
>Austin Powers
>Shrek

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>>85848835
>shrek

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I still refer to anything more than a three-point turn as "Austin Powersing-it".

>>85848251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BustEdWyqzk

4:50

>>85847539
the way dr evil looks at the man sitting beside him at 0:35 gets me every time

>>85848835
Shrek is ok but it's out of the question.
Now, AP were 3 movies, and were consistently good. Wayne's World blows those three out of the water tho.

I'd say AP just because of the cultural impact, but WW is the best movie.

>>85848881

Shrek 1 & 2 are kino though

Bring me orange sherbet

>>85847380

It's almost like Canada is a parody of America

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>>85848733

>>85848882
came in this thread to post this exact post pretty much

>>85847380
uk, america, canada, australia and new zealand, all sort of similar white/christian countries at their roots, but only one of them can't into bantz.

it's weird commenwealth thing, I don't really understand it.

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>>85847150
I forgot all about this.

>>85848545
>you'll get your intelligence when you fix the damn door

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Beautiful. My wife and her son have been getting really into dabbing lately. Every night after dinner we turn of the TV and dab to an alvin and the chipmunk album for an hour before bed. I cant wait to tell them about this movie when my wife gets home from her date tonight. :D

>>85849172

The eternal anglo always wins

>>85847539
RIP queen fisher

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>Random Task

>>85848881
>give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in

fuck I haven't watched that in years, underrated early myers.

>>85849318
>he ended up getting arrested for torturing a woman, then killed someone in prison

>This is Frau Farbissina, founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation Army.

>>85848881
>the rothschild are in a secret society who run everything in the world


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKRFlNryaWw

>>85849419
[citation needed]

Why did Mike stop doing films?

He's basiaclly only done Shrek since 2005

>>85849600
www.google.com you lazy faggot

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LIQUID
HOT
MAG-MUH

>>85849600
It's on his wikipedia page. And his mugshot comes up in the first pages of results.

>>85849629
because he probably realized how easy and fun voice acting is

>>85849674

>All those seens when they're visiting the families of the dead cops

>>85849629
make a billion dollars doing kids movies or make another original comedy that everyone hates like Love Guru

>>85849698
>>85849651
I thought this was the real oddjob. My bad

>>85847539

Man, she fucked her face up with those surgeries.

>>85848716
>>85848663
my niggas

i quoted that line so much when i was a teen

TWINS BASIL
TWINS!

>>85847041
The trailers for the first film featured a scene where Austin flirts with the flight attendants on his groovy jumbo jet but was for whatever reason cut from the film

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>>85847041
It was Cool Britannia.
We're talking about the decade that produced the Spice Girls and colorful plastic furniture.

I for one fucking loved it.

>>85847904
>tfw in titanfall 2 you can get a skin for ion that has a shark attached to her laser

>>85849629
studios avoid him. apparently he is impossible to work with.

>>85849916

1 had the best opening sequence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd11cRuljMk

>>85849961

I always thought it was because he has his own vision and studios are always trying to constantly fuck with material and change it and he hates that

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR

>>85847433
sounds like a pepe thread tbqh
>go to the cinema
>forget your meat helmet
>everyone holds me down and shaves my testicles

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>yfw they do a reboot where some dude is frozen from 1997 to 2017

>>85848143
Please don't.

>>85850062

This is the future you picked anon

>>85850041

>Austin Powers learns how to dab

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>>85847696
I never realized he was talking about the chestnuts

>>85849629
The Love Guru happened

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>>85850030
>No actually I'm English
>Oh...I'm sorry

>>85848358
EVIL GENIUS 2!!!?? GET OUT!
FUCK IT'S TRUE!

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>>85847892
>that head turn at :46
every fucking time

It's the hard-knock life for us!

I love Cruise's "Yeah Baby!". And Gwyneth qtpie as usual.

Why do people hate Austin Powers 3 again? Dont get me wrong its the weakest of the 3 but its a hell of a lot funnier than most 'comedies'

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This is the most over the top ridiculous scenes in movie history there is no need for it at all they get on the roller and drive it so slow like 40 feet and jump off right after they kill him after he just fucking stands there screaming. It will never not make me smile.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>85850248

I always saw it as the more modern version of this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFufoOgCMW8

>>85847916
WHAT RANGE

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>>85850182
WHAT THE FUCK! It's one of my favorite games. How have I not heard of this.

Gonna be interesting too see how the fuck this one up.

>>85849916
>tfw every time I go down carnaby street i now feel as though I should be dressed as if its the 60s

>>85850244
>Why do people hate Austin Powers 3 again?
Beats me. I think it was very toight.

>>85850182
Isn't that a faceberg game?

>>85850179
excuse me sir did you see-..., nothing at all

>>85850244
it's not THAT bad, but also it was sort of a sequel that nobody really wanted or asked for.

2 was still great but some of the gags were repeated already and the general concept of the 60s spy out of time had been pushed pretty much to it's limit.

beyonce was hnnng though.

>>85849629
>He was suppose to do a movie based off of another snl character like waynes world

>Didn't like the script so he cancels it but was under contract to do another movie

>They force him to do cat in the hat and he is a complete ass to everyone on set because he doesn't want to be there

>Loses passion and now I think he just directs lower budget things if anything

>Also the Love Guru

>>85850244
people were red pilled about nigger devil worshipper beyonce way back then

>>85848358
>Evil Genius 2
HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT HEAR THIS?

Seriously, I am simultaneously triggered and ecstatic.

>>85849674
>tfw michael mcdonald hasn't been in shit since MadTV

>>85850304
holy shit this is like the scene in darkplace the first episode when they are at the cemetery and he starts walking in from off camera and around the tree. Its so long and unnecessary but kills me every time

>And she shat on a turtle!
What a beautiful language.

>>85850041
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, MR ED SHEERAN!

>>85848661
how he blocks the garotte with his thumbs, fucking LOL

>>85850502

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIaiW1XrzxA

How well do these movies hold up? I have been wanting to rewatch them for many years, but I never get around to it.

who throws a shoe, honestly?

>>85850551

They all hold

>but those belgians they made you so damn evil, of course, they share a border with the Dutch.

Wtf was all that Dutch hate?
I thought we french were the only ones to hate them?

>>85849674
Probably my favourite recurring joke in the film all the stuff with the families/friends is gold.

>>85850660

Mike Myers was molested by a fellow student in high school, he was dutch

>>85850551
only the first one is good
the only reason to keep watching 2 is for heather graham's fine ass
three has no redeemable qualities

>>85850697

>only the first one is good

This is a lie though

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>tfw gonna watch Austin Powers and play Evil Genius tomorrow

Shaping up to be quite a comfy Friday indeed.

>>85850764

Download the blue ray collection senpai, its good

>>85848456
>jokes were cringey shit like the rap song spoofs.

Amen. Back when I was first beginning to harbor distaste for the Society of the Norps, I could see right through that shtick. They absolutely adored that scene with their basketball and their eminem casette tapes.

Daddy Doesn't Care was the real deal.

>>85850697
Stop fucking posting, no one here agrees with you you faggot.

2 and 3 are still great.

>>85847150
Looking at it all this time later, they must have made a mad lib for this speech.

>>85850831
>getting this upset at the truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8w95xIdH4o

That goes for all you too

>>85847041
I think they should reshoot all the movies with those cameo actors.

also you forgot Kevin Spacey.

Seems I'm going to have to dust off my Austin Powers DVD's now thanks to this thread.

does anyone have the clip where he is having nostalgia in the 90s
that was a comfy as fuck scene

>>85847041
>Was Austin powers really that big?
for some bizarre reason, yes

>>85847041
Yes, part 2 made so much fucking money.

>>85848626
neat

That's a man, man...

I use this every time I see a trans

>>85850872

>oh no i've gone cross eyed

>>85848661

I love Tom Arnold; why he married Rosanne and how he stayed with her is beyond my ability to comprehend on any level.

>>85850920
it was the best comedy of the 90s

>>85850522

It's a bracelet with charms on it being used as a garrote; it obviously wasn't a very good choice.

>>85847041
Austin Powers was a perfect storm of everything that was popular in the late 90s: Raunchy comedy, irony, garish pop fashion, 60s nostalgia, etc.
It was the perfect reflection of the zeitgeist.

Can Austin Powers exist in 2017?

Or will it need to include a scene of him fucking someone trans and being ok with it

>>85850555
>OUCH man, that really hurt. I'm going to have a lump there, you idiot!
Still quote this to this day.

>>85848663
literally what is funny about shouting the word twins?

>>85851138

In the context of the scene its funny you sperg

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https://youtu.be/hNTuBtWRQBY?t=3431
my feels

>>85851138
it was probably just part of an ad campaign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVqoYvlEZis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xWNzy7po6A

>>85848773
>HA HA HE IS WEARING FLAMBOYANT JEWELRY AND EXPENSIVE CLOTHES

What the fuck does that mean?
Talk to me when the little person is wearing blackface.

>>85848306
I've always been baffled by the decision to spoof a movie that, while not exactly a spoof, was already doing the self-aware thing. I guess riding Scream's insane popularity was more important than making a movie that wasn't built on a fundamentally stupid premise.

>>85848882
this

>tfw unironically like 3 over 1 and 2

>>85851247

MOLE

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>>85847371
So in conclusion dia means two and logue meaning speech, that concludes our three-week extensive course.

>>85847075
Fpbp

>>85848881
Shrek 2 is one of the last good parody films fuck you

>>85847041
The fact that someone would even have to ask this question makes me feel old.

It was fucking massive. It single-handedly made and killed Mike Myers career

>>85849629
He's in the Edward Norton zone

>>85850031
ebin xD!!1

>>85851337

But Norton is just a dick who demands credits and all this other shit

While Myers just wants creative control over his creations

>>85851411
Jim Norton is the best Norton brother.

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>>85850031
this made me chuckle

>>85850697
>only the first one is good
>heather graham's fine ass
>not her tits
You have terrible taste in literally everything.

>Austin, the Cold War is over!
>Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
>Austin... we won.
>Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!

>>85851155
That he's excited to fuck twins?
That's not funny, dude. It's basic. It's like Sonic the Hedgehog shouting CHILI DOGS.

Norps only laugh because "huhuhuh fuckin' chicks dude i fuck chicks too huhuhuh"

>>85851193
family guy eventually did it too, in reference to an old sitcom from the 80s
it's like that ongoing gag where anytime someone mentions poo there has to be a comment about CORN HURRRR

>LMAO CORN
>DOHOHO I KNOW IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSyZ5VOr45Y

2 was better than 1 just for fat bastard 2bh

>>85851753
That's how politicians do it.

>>85847041
Austin Powers is british Leslie Nielsen

>>85851753
HE WAS SMART TO PRETEND TO SIDE WITH COMMIES FIRST
ONLY IN A CAPITALIST SOCIETY WOULD YOU BE SO QUICKLY AND EASILY FORGIVEN FOR HAVING THE WRONG POLITICAL ALIGNMENTS

>>85851903
DAMN DOG THAT'S DEEP

Hey does anyone have any recommendations for good SNL seasons pre-9/11?

>>85852005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3dmTystPKk

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>>85847150
>>85847539
>He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
>When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.

It never fails

>>85852047
Damn, right off the bat with this nigga. I didn't think he could actually be funny in a straightforward way.

First one was the only good one.

>>85851954
He's Canadian

And so is Leslie Nielsen

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>>85852047
based norm

>>85848805
>In Japan, men come first and women come second.
>Or sometimes not at all

>>85847892
kek is that the Soup Nazi dealing?

>>85851969
Also in the late 60's he had every reason to believe the west would lose.

>>85850304
>500 ping

>>85848539
'97 was 20 years ago. That's recent as fuck for adults, you'll get it once you get your HS diploma or have kids.

>>85850308
>>85847916
they painted him middle eastern

you can't do that anymore

fuck 2017

>>85847041
He was all over the late 90s. As a child during that time, I can tell you on the playground we played the Matrix, Pokemon and Austin Powers. One of the three we understood.

>>85853958
How the hell do you play Austin Powers?

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>>85854019

>>85854171
So which of your friends did you make wear tiny short-shorts and exchange sexual innuendos with?

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>>85854221

>>85847150
that is beautiful writing

>>85854019
you just say "how about no Scott" to whatever someone else just said

It's such a simple joke but it always makes me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpiP_jN1Pv4

>>85853902
20 years isn't recent as fuck for any human, no matter how old they are

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>>85847150
>he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
>When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds

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>>85847150
Europeans are weird

>>85847165
>>85847266
>>85847329
The third movie isn't that bad, it's my favorite one.

>>85847539
the only part I even smiled at was the question mark.

why do people find this funny

>>85855028
Because they have sense of humor dumbass.
I'd like to know what you find funny. Probably Friends, right?

>>85847041
>only not make a sequel making fun of sequels or remakes

This movie is so easy to write, cast Zack Efron to be his son.

>>85847391
>austin powers is on cable tv one day
>"oh my god i can finally watch this movie eveyrone says is so funny"
>mom comes into the room 'hey i heard about this'
>dad comes into the room
>this fucking scene starts up

>>85855028

You'd have to know what buggery, lament, burlap, reeds, luge, Rangoon and scribe mean, don't think they teach those kinds of words in India

>>85855728
i do but i don't know why that's funny.

>>85855028
I guess you're just too smart

>>85855871
i don't think i'm smarter than any of you overall, but it's obvious i have better taste.

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>>85847041

>This coffee tastes like shit
>It is shit Austin
>Oh I thought it was just me
>*Sips*
>It's a bit nutty
>everyone cringes

>>85855346
what did he mean by this

>>85855889
I bet you think escape from LA and starship troopers are bad too

>>85847892
this scene is seriously well done

>>85855399
Dude, I watched the first two with my parents when I was like ten. Many keks were had, it's just a comedy movie, lad.

>>85847150

I HAD THEM ALL LIQUIDATED YOU LITTLE SHIT

>>85855399
Well? Did they laugh?

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>in Japan, men come first and women come second...
>or sometimes not at all!

>>85849629

He was a fun cameo in Inglorious Basterds

>>85856118
>Don't worry about the Italian bird, love. I shagged her! I shagged her ROTTEN baby, YEAH!
>Austin! Did you at least use protection?
>Of course, baby. I had my 9mm.
>You know I meant a condom.
>Only sailors use condoms, baby.
>Not in the 90s, Austin.
>Well they should, the filthy buggers. They go from port to port.

>>85847075
this

Everybody and their mums loves Austin Powers

>>85849629
The Love Guru.

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>>85848613

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new movie on the way, seems they are bringing back gold member

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>>85855954
>A bit nutty

>>85856830
He should've laid down cigars and waffles. Look at that throathole.

>>85847041
Yeah, it had a capeshit tier following
With the same kind of audience: mouth breathing idiots

>>85851282
Great contribution to the thread. Alway good to read the well written posts of the new.

>>85847041
Powers was all the fucking rage back then. The 90s still knew what fun was.

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Goldmember was basically ready player one in the pop culture references

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

He killed millions...

>>85857164
Why kill millions when he could kill... thousands? ;^)

>>85856118
>that line is actually almost word for word from You Only Live Twice
I didn't learn that until fifteen years later. Neat

>>85848626
>>85848429

She was also one of the most prolific script doctors in Hollywood since the 1980's. She often went uncredited because she didn't want to make anyone look like a bad writer. She'd work with writers and show them the ropes. That shit paid VERY well.

>>85853956
>they painted him middle eastern

He's Moroccan...

>>85847123
Best cameo in any of them

>>85857069
That was 3 hours ago bruh

Fuck you lol

>>85847916
In brown face no less.

>>85855954
>>This coffee tastes like shit
>>It is shit Austin
>>Oh I thought it was just me

Comedy kino.

>>85847391
Wasn't that Jimmy Carr?

>>85853956
kinda pointless since he was a turk & a lot of turks have white skin anyway

>>85853229
I think so

>>85847731
You twat, can suck my fuck.

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>>85847904
>mfw ark survival evolved released this trailer for their update a while back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfnNPdd7hAE

>>85848151
He actually stole Dana Carvey's Michaels impression. Instead of delaying production for Carvey's open heart surgery, he decided he wanted to Peter Sellers it and fuck over his more talented friend.

>>85857765
that better be an austin powers reference, it would be pathetic as a sincere insult

>>85857552
Quality stuff man.

>>85848568
2 is the worst of the trilogy. It's just 1 but louder. 3 is self-aware about what it is.
also Heather Graham is worst Powers girl

>>85850005
It's because he blew millions of Imagine Entertainment's money doing "research" (aka blow) for a Sprokets movie he never intended to make.

>>85850962
He's a bit of a cunt irl, to my understanding.

>>85849629

Because with cat in the hat, he played a genius role in a delirious, avant-garde movie. He put everything he had into making that an artistic tour de force. And yet all the critics hated it, This destroyed Meyer's confidence in popular taste.

>>85855028
I didn't appreciate that monologue at all until I was older. Rewatching these years later is a pleasure.

>>85857398
And Moroccans are white so it all works out.

>>85847041
>what's that?
>I don't know
>..it looks like somebody's
>JOHNSON

What exactly happened to Myers? Did he piss off the wrong people or something?

>>85861888
I don't know. The Love Guru came out, and then he disappeared.

>>85861888

he's a notorious asshole on set

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>>85861888
He's currently hosting some shitty comedy show called the Gong Show

Was The Love Guru really that bad? Seems to be like a regular Adam Sandler movie but it's not something that ruined his entire career.

>>85847041
did anyone else see the intro and was disappointed because they literally thought it was going to be those actors?

>>85862483
honestly don't remember, only saw it once years ago. I only remember that it was definitely not austin powers tier. will rewatch today.

Is it true that Spectre, an authorized James Bond ® movie, takes idea from Austen Powers?

>>85862762
Now that you mention it, with couple of tweaks, Spectre could be an excellent AP movie

>>85862762
yep.

>>85847713
I don't get it.

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>>85847741

>>85849674
didnt deadpool just steal that scene?

>>85848032
I had that game. It was surreal. A platformer with the overworld as a fake computer interface.

>>85847892
>Allow myself to introduce... myself

>>85862957
21 is a perfect, more or less unbeatable hand in blackjack. You try to get as close to 21 as possible without going over. 17 is a decent hand, and there's a lot of risk hitting (asking for another card) at 17, since you could easily go over 21 and lose.

Number 2 hits on 17 because he lives dangerously. It pays off and he gets a perfect hand. Austin has to match 21, or he loses. He's sitting at 5, where you literally cannot go over 21 with a single card, so there's no point in not hitting - if he stays, he automatically loses, since Number 2 has 21. He stays, since he also likes to live dangerously, and instantly loses.

>>85851039
severely underrated post

>>85848456
THIS IS A SHOUTOUT TO HOVA GOD MC
YOU ALL KNOW HIM THAT'S JAY Z
I MET HIM
well I saw him in a restaurant once

>>85849318
> he gangraped a woman on Christmas
> never won a single professional MMA or kickboxing match
> beat a man to death in a prison yard
Wew

>>85862449

thats not mike myers

>>85862902
I still can't believe it

>>85865452
because its not true