>mutation is to adapt to best survive any situation >is

This has never been the case in X-men ever, there have been mutants that have zero advantageous powers

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>x-men are a parallel for lgbt people
>lgbt people are mutants

>>85814613
stupid frogposter

>>85814613
>first one killed

>>85814613
>This has never been the case in X-men ever,

It was in the movie. So you are wrong.

>>85814713
>>85814713
Scientifically speaking they are

>>85814739
he had the coolest power too

>>85814685

Darwin's mutation is literally that his body changes to adapt to any situation.

He dunks his head in water and he grows gills, he gets night vision in the dark, etc...

>>85814713

How much legal trouble would you REALLY be in over killing that person? Two years at worst. Most people would secretly be thankful.

>>85814770
Although most likely true there is still much more research that needs to be done to make that conclusion

>>85814713
So Magneto WAS fucking Xavier after all

>>85814770
>>85814845
All life on Earth is a mutant. There is no trace of the original single cell life form.

Oh hey didn't he play that nigger on The Black List?

>>85814613
>supposedly can adapt to survive
>doesn't adapt to have the same power as Shaw

pathetic

>>85814897
You mean one of the best character beside Red? Yes

>>85814878
All life is not mutant, once a beneficial gene mutation take's hold and is established in a population the organism isn't considered a mutant for carrying that gene

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>>85814860
Was that ever a question?

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>ADAPT TO THIS
Why didn't he?

>>85815201
Horrible misuse of an interesting character

>>85815201

He was, how you say, inferior.

>>85814613
>Adapt to this
>There is no reason why he can't, but he can't

>>85815181
Just like how you used to have a dick, but now you're a girl

>can adapt to survive
>doesnt grow wings to fly the fuck out of there

???

>>85815181
We do tend to accumulate mutations in our dna codon triplets, though
Most are useless cause they code for the same shit anyway, others are not and that's how you get food intolerances at best and serious pathologies at worst.

>>85815488
Yeah, my dick fell off in your mom

>>85815201
>>85815480

He died because there was nothing he could adapt to.

>>85815976
Why didn't he turn into copper so the energy would be grounded and not effect him?

>>85815480
I think something similar happened in the comics, and he adapted by abandoning his physical form and becoming pure energy. So he probably did the same in the movie and the only reason we don't see him again is cause he's on a completely different plane of existence.

>>85816351
How would he adapt to /tv/?

>>85814713
This nigger does not get Naruto at all, the main motif of Naruto is that work conquers all, and you can only achieve success through power of the will (and nepotism)

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>>85814613
>kills the most interesting and likable new mutant first

>>85814613
>kill the one mutant with the only cool powers immediately

first class was shit

>>85815201
Because Kevin Bacon was a level 5 mutant with advanced mutagenics, Darwin was only a level 2 mutant with witnessed status.

>>85814713
Except mutants are born mutants, unlike cockfags

>>85814613
In the comic he was a white boi nerd that eventually became energy

>mutation is to adapt to best survive any situation
>is a black guy in the 2010s in a Hollywood movie
I don't see the problem here.

>>85815480
I always wonder how the scripts for these things read. Do they all sound like shitty children's books like HP?
>He makes a laser ball of energy, but then it warps into this thing that looks kinda like a snake and it wraps around and then it starts to make light and then he puts it in his mouth and says "nothing personnel kid, but adapt to this hue hue hue" and then cracks appear on Darwin's face from the energy and it's white now not red and then he blows up"

>>85816512
This was true until naruto turned out to be the hero of prophecy and rock lee who was literally only hard work never got anywhere and could never get to the level of the 'geniuses'.

>>85814739
>Should have just adapted to "adapt to this." by taking on a form made of energy or regnerating
>Instead dies like a chump

>>85814613
I wish he killed that retard screaming one instead or Mystique.

>>85814613
It's because Black skin is better VS the sun dumbass

>>85817252
His powers in the comics literally include turning into energy, too

>>85816458
by growing cunny

>>85814713
That was only after a gay guy did the movie franchise. For 40 years they were supposed to be black. Xavier was MLK and Magneto was Malcolm X.

>>85815488
don't talk like you know me, faggot. i may have lost my penis, but i'm still a male

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>>85814613

>>85815201
the actor portraying him was black, therefore he had to die first, it's a secret rule in hollywood

>>85817508
I know. such a fucking waste of a character.
>"I can survive/adapt to anything!"
>"Cool!"
>Dies to show how powerful the villain is.

>>85816458
He'd go braindead.
Only vegetables are truly immune to shitposting.

>>85816458
He would become a fat Mexican obsessed with Batman v Superman.

His real power is scaring white people by not dying

>>85816458
he's develop autism and severe social anxiety

>>85814613
IMO X-Men First Class is better than every MCU movie

>>85817939
It's better than any X-men movie for sure.

>>85816561
How do you tell what level they are?

>>85817089
Uh, sorry buddy, mutants aren't real. That guys powers are special effects

>>85817608
>they were supposed to be black
>mostly white people
What did Stan Lee mean by this?

>>85818395
It meant he's a Jew selling an allegory to white people using their own.

Is it true white women have melanin receptors in their vagina?

>>85814613
black people are the peak of evolution

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>>85818027
>mutants aren't real

Ok, science fags, answer me this: could we actually have people born with powers? If not, why? Too extreme?

>>85818439
yeah white men have them in their ass too. that's why they're so gay

>>85814613
>days of future past was about jlaw mystique instead of this cool as fuck nigga.
We are truly in the worst timeline possible.

>>85818724
No, because biological bodies are crap. Wait until we can upload minds into robot bodies.

>>85818724
>could we actually have people born with powers?
Not if you mean motherfuckers who would make the varsity x-men team, but yeah there are weird mutations, genetic and developmental disorders that give people the ability to have perfect memory of everything, to never sleep, faster reflexes, lower electrical conductivity, and things like that, but it's pretty mundane.
There is the evolutionary theory of punctuated equilibrium, which says things usually stay pretty even in populations, except for occasional sporadic rises of speciation.
And there are lateral exchanges of genetic material across species by viruses (a coding error in the virus means it copies a little bit of specie's A's genetic code in its own, when that strain gets to species B another coding error gives the host genetic information from the virus and species A).

It's always bugged me that /tv/ likes the X-Men movies when they're blatant Jew propaganda.

>>85814613
The 60s and shit weren't really racist
Like at all.

You just hear about a handful of tiny little bumfuck encounters and those are the ones that get written down in 9th grade history books and have Gene Hackman movies on

>>85819040
upboated

>>85819481
>the civil rights movement
>a handful of tiny little bumfuck encounters
american education ftw

>>85817474
>not working with the sun ;^)

>>85819518
You act like it was some thing where 1 person was going against 100
In reality it was 30 people going against 1

>>85817120
>and it's white now not red

Kek, that's totally how those deviant-art tier fanfics/writing goes.

>and he had white angel wings, but then when he went super sonic his wings turned gold, but his eyes turned white instead of blue, but he flew instead of ran now, and his scars healed when he went super so that's why he doesn't have scars now (that's why I don't draw scars now, stop PMing me why he doesn't have scars).

>>85817608
Makes sense to me. Upvoted.

>>85814613
ok youre pretty funny guy you can stay

also this nigga supposed to be literally incapable of dying

>>85820203
Whatever you say Mr. D- in history.

>>85820730
(((History)))

>>85821624
Like fucking clockwork!

Amirite guys?

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>>85817632
>tfw I'm not sure if you're making a lynching joke or telling OP to kill himself

>>85814822
Has anyone actually done in a cringeworthy anime fag? What happened afterwards? They commit suicide often enough and everyone pretends to be sad...

>>85814613
that's not what mutation is

>>85815976
He could turn into the villain who could absorb energy

should've had that fairy bitch die to bacon's character

she was literally just filler for the end scenes, she had literally no impact, only for banshee and whatshisface that's brother to cyclops fight that stupid fairy bitch

should've had them dealt with tornado instead

>>85817608
Even that was bs, it was just a way for writers to make new super hero's with an easy explanation, "they were born with a mutation"