Why has Olivia Wilde's career never taken off?
>inb4 jaw comments
She has limited range and is rather flat. Like, if they inject botox into your soul.
>>85795169
She can't act, and she only caught the tail end of the man-jaw fad
>>85795169
>inb4 jaw comments
Her jaw anchored her, how the hell could she ever take off?
wow i just got lost in her eyes holy shit
>outta my way jawlet fucking shits
JAW
JAW
JAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>85795169
got married and had kids too soon.
>>85795237
>mfw this isn't shopped
>typing "inb4 [thing]" invalidates [thing] as an answer
Stop believing this.
>>85795237
Since when was Jay Leno a tranny?
>>85795169
She made enough money and wanted to raise a family. Notice how she's not constantly begging for paparazzi attention and using her kids as a prop? Yeah, she's trying to just be a decent mom.
She gave us her best looking years behind the camera.
>>85795429
this
>>85795429
>not begging for attention
>her entire social media presence is built around being a SJW
She is busy being bred
>>85795429
based jawfu
She's the cutest thing ever in tron legacy and nothing else.
>>85795429
what a fucking roastie
superior version.
>>85795169
Her hairstyle in Tron was magic, totally can't see how huge that jaw is
>>85795429
In front of the camera, goofy.
>never taken off
>was in House
it's like you fags don't remember how huge House was in the mid 00s
fuck I'm old
>>85795670
>shit colored eyes
>>85796011
brown eyes are warm and beautiful
white people eyes like blue and green look like corpse eyes. yellow hair also looks like piss.
>>85795819
did they digitally reduce her jaw?
>>85795487
>SJW
super jaw?
Even though its a shit film, she was HOT AS FUCK in the change up
She does appear in shit, like in Her, but yeah she's not skyrocketed. Its nothing to scoff at though; main supporting actor in Tron Legacy, really.
>>85795215
name 3 Woman actors , so popular because of their actings
>>85796079
It's always in the hair
>>85796171
Sigourney Weaver
Judi Dench
Helen Mirren
>>85795669
literally begging for bbc
>>85796076
neck yourself
>>85795271
I like brown eyes too but wew you mad
>>85796171
Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep, Glenn Close
>>85795169
She didn't suck right dicks desu
She did act in Vinyl recently, plus she has kids, so it's not like she cared about her career.
>>85796192
>any of these roasties
>popular
lmao, first is so low these days she accepts any offer even netflix capeshit lul
here's list of most popular female actors
and surprise none of them can act.
first 3
cara deliviagne
emilia clarke
gal gadot
>>85796275
http://www.imdb.com/search/name?gender=female
Source btw
>>85796275
>asks for 3 popular actresses
>immediately shifts goalposts
fucking kill yourself
>>85796218
>>85796192
>user asks for popular womans
>retards posting 60+ roasties
kek
>>85796275
>roasties
Stopped reading there lol
>>85796346
t. roastie
Because she married that unfunny faggot and wasn't talented to begin with
>>85796275
2 ugly anorexic models and a who if you dont care got
>>85795669
Strategic hiding of her jawline. Her agents knew...
>>85796346
Ooh, hit a nerve.
>>85796076
>brown eyes are warm
yeah warm like shit
I think she was too hot, looks like a mannequin.
>>85796558
its sweet as chocolate and attractive as doe eyes
fuck off jealous corpse eyes
>>85796558
prove you don't have brown eyesyou can't
>>85795169
Hard to say. Perhaps the fact that I can't remember a single movie she's ever done off the top of my head.
Also, she's that unfortunate type of beautiful that's more like a work of art than something you actually long for in a sexual or romantic way.
>>85795169
>Be hot looking woman
>Marry Italian Prince
>Change name from cockburn to wilde for pretentious reasons
>get a big break starring in a terrible scifi sequel because you look hot in it
>make a terrible movie with justin timberlake
>divorce your Italian prince because now you want the fancy hollywood lifestyle and living in an actual castle is just not enough
>make more shitty movies
>work dries up because you are already old and there are younger, cheaper australian whores likes Emily Browning.
>Well shit my career's dead
>better get married to some comedy actor and shit out kids the rest of my life
>No! I can still act! I can do HBO!
>Make shitty Vinyl show. Say in interviews you were attracted to the part because you do more than play some bore housewife
>She plays some bored housewife that also does drugs in flashback scenes
>show cancelled
>well shit, back to raising these irish babies. Only got two need at least another 5.
Olivia's latest role was as Radiana (voice role, one episode only) in cancelled absolute trash live action cartoon sitcom Son of Zorn.
>>85795169
She prolly refused to suck cocks of some (((producers)))
>>85795669
It's like women instinctively know all that they're good for is looking pretty and being bred.
>>85796898
>cockburn to wilde for pretentious reasons
That's not a pretentious reason unless your name it's also cockburn in wich case I'm sorry.
>>85795487
>REEEEEE HOW DARE SHE HAVE AN OPINION, AND HOW DARE IT BE DIFFERENT THAN MINE
shut up,go be an idiot Drumpftard somewhere else
She was an extremely hot actress who was married to a literal prince and was voted most beautiful woman in the world like 3 times, so the roles she got were never suited to her actual personality of a laidback and funny person. she seems like she should be a comedy actor in all her interviews.
>>85798953
>Hmm I can change my name to anything what should it be
>I know I'll choose Wilde
>Let me just look up what pretentious means
>attempting to impress by affecting greater importance or merit than is actually possessed.
>Well, this is definitely not pretentious
>>85799020
This isn't reddit fuck off newfag
>Why has Olivia Wilde's career never taken off?
it did
>>85799150
she looks like concentration camp victim
>>85799020
go back any time kid
>>85799082
It's a terrible last name and there's no shame in changing it.
>>85799172
>tfw its too late and you thought it said conception camp victim
>>85799172
Crack is one hell of a drug.
>>85795169
She looked white when she did tron, and then decided to become Mediterranean jewery. She looks half-black.
>>85795536
This.
She was actually getting pretty popular for a time, was even in a movie with Harrison Ford and Liam Nielson. But her getting pregnant kind of killed her career.
I, for one, love her jaw.
>>85800759
Guess she made the right call
Would be pointless to be in Tron 2 missing out a kid
>>85795169
Too old for casting couch. Also, dat ugly jaw killed her career.
No one is gonna mention how she got naked in Vinyl?
>>85795169
she was hot in house, but you get over it once she starts going insane.
>>85795237
Needs to go to South Korea.
You know why.
>>85796114
kek
>>85795536
she's breeding some handsome sons.
>>85800967
>Whole show makes it a point of constantly reminding people shes bisexual
>Series finale has her character resolve becoming her finding out she's just lesbian
That's not even some kind of virtue signalling, that's just shit writing.
>>85801139
Well, what would you do?
>>85801156
Yeah, what the even was that? She was taking wholesale dick half the time and suddenly she just goes whole lesbian. Made very little sense.
Is it weird that whenever I see her all I can think about is what her skull looks like with no flesh on it?
>>85801194
Fuck her while pretending she was my daughter
She was my waifu prime back in the late 2000s for 5 years. Then i found out she was an immature abrasive airhead.
Still I loved her character on House so much.
She had a good run desu, did alot of big movies and some lesser knowns. Better than 99% of actresses will ever achieve.
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>>85801705
If she gained a few more pounds she'd gain T H I C C status and be hot x1000. Or just heavy enough that she's as heavy as she was in Tron Legacy.
>>85801949
perfect thicc here
>>85800713
I find her so attractive, but her real life personality so off-putting.
She's basically a #yasss queen slay woman who's never been called out on her shit because every dude wants to fuck her, and every chick was sucking up to her because she was the hot one in any given group.
>>85802494
>Those earing designs
WHAT THE FUCK IS OLIVIA INVOLVED IN
>>85796076
Shit taste piece of shit detected, you are literally a shit person
>>85796171
Amy Adams
Anne Hathaway
Natalie Portman
>>85802125
sounds accurate also is it weird that i want to rub my dick on her jaw? either that or use it to crack some nuts or something
best housefu
>>85795169
Her movie career was a temporary, undeserved, blip in an otherwise perfectly fine TV career.
>>85804967
this is true
>>85805625
damn right
>>85801590
>>85801629
>>85801660
>>85801705
she eats out a Ashley Greene in this movie. do you have that webm?
>tfw you missed the window of being her post-divorce rebound fwb who she had rough nasty sex with
She seems like the horniest of actresses
>>85795669
My girls ass is unironically better.
>>85795169
Hit the wall and never got naked. When will females learn?
>>85795669
Show us your jaw Olivia.
She was my favourite, so gorgeous
>>85801590
>>85801629
>>85801660
Good lord, it's like Faye Valentine come to life
>>85801101
>that bush
>>85806331
>this isnt even my final form
>>85796346
haha
>>85802494
one of the most devastating scenes in movie history
>>85795169
It has though. Enough for her to get noticed by some filthy rich guy, marry him and be able to stop worrying about anything for the rest of her life.
She's a dumb cunt and not good at acting
>They scrapped this sequel for fucking "Tomorrowland"
Boycotted Disneymarvel ever since
>>85806427
MERKIN
>>85804967
only Amy for me
>>85795670
summerg lau is the fetal alcohol syndrome version
>>85795233
>she will never look down on you as she shove her foot in your mouth
jdimsa
Didn't she divorce her first husband the moment she got famous?
>>85809614
I wouldn't say so considering she was most well known during her House run and that was 5 years before she got divorced.
>>85796171
Meryl Streep
Cate Blanchett
Is Tilda Swinton a woman?
>>85796331
>If they don't get mentioned in Maxim magazine he doesn't know who they are.
JUST