I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
WE PUSH AND PULL LIKE A MAGNET DO
Oh hey, I didn't see you there. I was just singing my new smash hit single Shape Of You, available for purchase now on Google Play Music™
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY
>>85771368
lol, I also saw this post on /mu/. Didn't have the foresight to post it on /tv/ though. Good on you OP! ;)
>>85771368
Who?
so all these guys are going to die in a later episode right
>number 1 pleb musician appears on number 1 pleb TV show
what's all the fuss about?
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF JEW
WE PUSH AND PULL LIKE A SHOAH DO
Come on be my goyim come on
>>85771368
kekk!
>>85771732
But what is his tax policy on shapes?
I LIKE TO
>>85771368
>Unironically getting oneities for Ellie Goulding so you write a song about her pitysex one night stand, that turns into a hit
She is a 6.5 at best. And she seems like the kind of girl who'd fuck anyone to get ahead.
>>85771845
>ironically keking to signal 'kek' is not looked kindly upon by the cool kids' group
the reddit jew is hopeless as ever
downboated
>>85772146
tippity top kekkles
>>85772123
Didn't she sleep with some guy from One Direction right after him? I guess he got a hit single out of it.
>>85772123
Oh really? Was he the dude she like because of his tattoo?
>>85772264
I dunno, probably. She'd fuck anyone for collaboration (feat.) or a bump of coke I think.
>>85771368
I really really like this meme