>"Get ready for a taste of a REAL woman, kid."

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>>85757132
>knows the young male escort has the hots for you
>send the wrong signals by intentionally wear provocative clothing to entice him, as well as play around in the grass with him and kissing
>reject all his advances for 90% of the movie

What a blue-balling bitch.

>>85757357
He still got his space-nut though

>>85757357
that dress and her tight white outfit are the only two good things to come out of those movies.

>>85757132
So was Anakin just into older women or what

>>85757490
Is Anakin /ourguy/? /tv/ is only into women that can be their mothers or girls that can be their daughters, after all.

>>85757490
He smelled the non pleb nobility on her with all his memeclorians.

>>85757132
what happens on Naboo stays on Naboo

>>85757443
lol I'll never forget being like 12 and attack of the clones is on TV at my friends house and his dead just goes "Damn she is hot, too bad she's got no titties".

Never forget.

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>>85757132
>ywn taste prime Hershlag

What if it was the other way around?? A 14 year old boy creeping at a 9 year old girl

>>85757925
What the FUCK!? Where is this from? Poor guy

>>85757929
Nostalgia...

>>85757490
Anakin had a massive Oedipus complex. He tried to pass it to his son by getting Luke to kill him, but Luke was more interested in sister-incest.

>>85757982
WTF!

>>85757964
that is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

>>85758030
Baywatch really bombed, huh

>>85758024
It's a meme you dip!

>>85758015
lmao and now he's gonna put the moves on his daughter in ep 8

bravo lucas

>>85758279
He lost the rights and yet he's still in charge, inserting weird directorial decisions and incest at every turn.

>>85758421
>brother sister incest
>son kills his father
>jedi aren't allowed to love because love leads to becoming evil
>giant sand vagina eats people

george needs therapy

>>85757132

anakin saved countless lives and the entire planet of naboo and this cunt couldnt sell some of her jewelry to pay for his mother's freedom?

>>85758718
>ANH is just a fun little flick because it was made before his divorce
So this is the power of roasties...

>>85758068
Very Un-Litty