UN...BELIEVEABLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6d XuI2mxq4

>>85755480
Look at it! It's fucking RAW!

>>85755480
Honestly, I don't care, as long as it tastes good.

YOU FUCKING BELLENDS, HOW DARE YOU NOT BE A MICHELIN 3 STAR RESTAURANT

>>85755480
Is that a fast food place? Because I've never worked in a restaurant that didn't have everything frozen.

>>85755587
Every restaurant should aspire to be a michelin star restaurant.

File: 4421.jpg (222KB, 1776x1000px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 1776x1000px

>>85755480
And this twelve hundred dollars worth of food I see in the freezer...is it fresh?
>n-
>*waterphone noises*

>>85755690
That's unrealistic

>>85755480
stop shilling here Gordon

>>85755713
Is it?

File: fine dining.webm (391KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

391KB, 640x360px

>>85755690
Oh fuck off you pretensious fartsniffer, i'd rather eat a hearty burger mcormal with a side of blue collar fries than a 20mg serving of sous vide oyster dicks smothered in white trufle consommé for $120 and my first-born plust tip

>>85755773
Of course it's not realistic for the majority of restaurants. It's easy to be a Michelin star restaurant when you charge $100 for a dessert and are gordon fucking Ramsey

>>85755713
In the ideal world every place should be competitive then as they gain popularity they can charge poplar prices
As it stands modern food is mostly arm and leg prices because
>exploit people who don't know any better or lack tastes
>feel entitled to charge competitive prices for shit food
>charge high because peasan t food in other countries is still a delicacy here because its "fusion/import"
Fuck modern food culture

>>85755827
That's not a Michelin star restaurant
Its a scam
Alof restaurants do mundane food with stupid ass names
>Joel robuchin at the mgm grand has POTATO PUREE as a menu item
Its still fuckin mashed potato

>>85755537
it's not about you. it's about restaurant owners who don't understand why they're going bankrupt while 12,000 $ of their money is literally frozen

>>85755879
>Of course it's not realistic for the majority of restaurants.
But that isn't what i said is it?

>>85755537
Yes good goy, go out eating to be served a microwaved ready-made meal for tripple the prize and be happy about it.

>>85755969
Frozen alone isn't the problem
Alot of the frozen stuff he's ribbing on though has that off color to it

>>85755957
>that's not a michelin star restaurant
correct, Alinea has three stars, not one.

>>85756011
>plus tip

>>85756098
Oh fuck me then I'm retarded
Is the owner French? I'm aware the Michelin system is nationalist

>>85756011
Who gives a shit what I eat? I go to a cheaper resturant i'm not expect fresh lobster picked up 3000 km away that morning.

>>85755994
No you should they should aspire but I'm saying it's not realistic because every restaurant is different. Why would some mom and pops steak house want to aspire to be some pretentious rating? It's not for everybody and it shouldn't be. There's nothing wrong with just being something for the blue collar.

>>85756137
If the cheaper restaurant is worse than the average person's kitchen, you're doing it wrong nigger

>>85756137
You're a mediocre person with mediocre taste living a mediocre life, we get it.

>>85756134
No, he's american, Grant Achatz.
If you want to understand what he's doing there's a very good episode about the restaurant and the owner in the show Chef's table, think it's in season 2.

>>85755480
what is wrong with frozen food? Why is he calling it defrosted food as if it isn't ever cooked?

>>85755480
It's weird to think people unironically enjoy this show. It's just so dumb.

This show has always fascinated me because we have standards in California and you just don't see shit like this, anywhere. You go to any restauraunt in southern california that actually charges a good amount of money, and the food is top notch, usually run by some game show host winner or some imported foreign chef. I've never experienced the shit I see on this show, the critics are on top of shit and everyone reads reviews before they go places so you can't fuck around with food or your business will be gone that season.

Pretty much all the top restauraunts are fresh food with top chefs.

>tfw you can't eat food unless it's served at a 35 degree angle, the plate is upside down, you yourself are lying on the table and the dish is lightly smothered in tomato sauce.

>>85755480
Jesus

It was fresh when it was frozen, and then its frozen fresh

>>85756276
a restaraunt charging you restaraunt prices for food should be using fresh, unfrozen ingredients.

Otherwise you could just buy some frozen meat at the supermarket and make the same dish for a fraction of the price

>>85756384
But then you'd have to do the dishes

>>85756292
It sounds like California is more competitive than the places Ramsay's showrunners find these restaurants then. They deliberately pick restaurants they can find weaknesses in to exploit for drama.

>>85755537
amerifats, ladies and gentlemen.

>>85756384
I suppose you are right. But won't the restaurant save shitloads of money?

>>85756208
I'm just saying I don't care as long as it tastes good. I don't sperg if the broccoli wasn't fresh picked 15 minutes before I ate. Plus, if they are going to out charge their area, I guarentee if they start changing prices by getting fresh the poorfags in the area won't go

>>85756453
Not american, but nice try britbong. Not all of us want to eat indian food 24/7

>>85756424
I already do.

I cook 2 meals a day at least, not always lunch but I always cook breakfast and dinner when I can.
1)it tastes better than anything you could buy premade
2)it's way cheaper than going to a restauraunt
3)I've been washing my dishes before I even eat my food since I was a kid, i don't leave the kitchen until everything is clean, then I sit down and eat. It's called having proper habits and being an adult.

So many manchildren never learn how to cook and are absolutely buttflustered by the assumption that cooking your own food and cleaning up after yourself is some sort of foreign concept

>>85756453
Explain why he's wrong, if the pursuit of the culinary arts is good tasting food how can that be bad?

>>85756498
>wash dishes, eat food, wash dishes.

Wasting water mate.

>>85756287
Gordon's Bri-ish and he swears a lot. What's not to love?

>>85756498
>wash dishes before eating
>eat cold food

>>85755480
Full episode where ??

>Female managers
>Mexicans in charge of cooking and business

>>85756506
Its just how people are. It's not about eating good tasting food anymore, Its about showing everyone else how much you paid for the privilege

>>85756506
>the pursuit of the culinary arts is good tasting food
you have no idea what you're talking about

>>85756506
You can make shit taste good with flavorings, its still flavored shit

>>85756603
>You're supposed to make food that looks good and doesn't taste good!
kek, I honestly hate modern "chefs"

>>85756633
you have LITERALLY no idea what you're talking about

>>85756498
If you wash the dishes before you eat, then what do you eat the food off of?
The floor?

>>85755827
once they finished I'd laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip

>>85756633
It's all about presentation now though. Blame bitches on their Instagrams 24/7. Ive had to remake tons of shit because it "wasn't Instagram ready"

Fucking whores

File: 1491660162395.webm (3MB, 889x500px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 889x500px

PAN

NICE AND COLD

>>85756498
>washing my dishes before I even eat
that's one way of losing weight

>>85756712
This is some gross shit, it must be Ja/ck/ but then against his hands are more fat.

>>85756712
oh fuck me, is that jack?

Can't watch this american garbage. The editing holds your hand and guides you through which emotions you should be feeling with the sound effects. I know you amerifats are conditioned to this shit and don't mind it but it's embarrassing to watch really.

What the fuck is he even trying to make?

>>85756556
Im not that slow, Im washing dishes the entire time Im cooking. Bunch of faggots that leave giant piles of dishes covered in flies and maggots detected.

For example, if Im making something simple like pancakes, eggs, and bacon, Ill make the bacon, start the pancakes in another pan. The bacon finishes first, I clean the bacon pan while the pancakes are finishing. Now 1/3rd of my mess is cleaned and I havent finished cooking yet. I put on an egg as my pancakes are finishing, then clean all the stuff I used for the pancakes while my egg cooks. I take the egg off, clean the last pan, and walk away with a hot meal and nothing left to clean but the plate with my food on it. Anything top hard to clean before Im done is covered in soap and cleaned with my dish when I return.
I basically used negative psychological reinforcement to force myself to clean up before I could make another meal (take away food, add food after everything is clean) and it became a routine for me. I am now a fuckboy that can do housewife better than most women.

Call me.

>>85756712
did he fucking eat that little bit

>>85756556
You wash as you go.

This is a very good scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgiK-HWKPjw

File: arfaertfa.jpg (37KB, 673x365px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 673x365px

Did he cross the line?

>>85756662
Please, share it with me then chef.

File: EvQBVk3.jpg (203KB, 900x526px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 900x526px

never forget

>>85755480
>it has it's little Mexican sumbraro on

>>85757010
>Think this is a parody account for years
>it's not
>see some video where he's talking about choking out his kid
>what the fuck

>>85756705
Seriously? You had to remake food for them? Did you charge extra?

>>85756820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds

>>85755957
well yeah that's what purée de patate translates to

>>85756980
I would watch the shit out of this if it was just a straight up movie about cooking without all the stupid rat stuff.

File: 1356241703585.gif (923KB, 424x240px) Image search: [Google]

923KB, 424x240px

>>85756498

>gets buttflustered because someone complains about doing dishes

you sound like a fun date

>>85757050
or you could just not use words you don't know the meaning of. protip: the easiest tools to change that are google and wikipedia

>>85757251
i don't wanna date guys that don't clean up after themselves anyway its disgusting you're not 12 anymore you don't leave dirty dishes in the sink. Like I'll make meals for you and clean up but I don't wanna wake up and find your 2 AM disaster waiting for me when I wake up

>>85755827
>oyster dicks

found the poorfag

>>85756890

>all this autism

i cant cool story bro you hard enough bro

>>85757045
kek

>>85757317
whatever you say manchild

>>85757251
Shit if she cooks unlike all these other thots that just take pictures of food I can put up with that.

>>85757086
>guy who clearly is mentally retarded on video is mentally retarded behind the scenes
more anons should post that video where he talks about choking out his kid more often in ja/ck/ threads. fuck this retard.

I would be happy with that amount of food for not need to leave my home in years.

>>85756778
I don't see the ring

>>85757409
Same, but a good portion of that shit is expired.

>>85757409
That's fine but don't open a restaurant. And frozen meats expire too.

>>85757469

If it's just for a week is still fine... Most of the expired dates are made by law because they need to have one, but some foods doesn't need it.

To be honest, even less when they are frozen sometimes those can still be edible.

>>85755629
the only things that should be frozen is ingredients that spoil fast, not ready made fucking meals

File: 1495069213819.png (25KB, 669x514px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 669x514px

member those beef taquito things served in US schools with cheese sauce

you can buy them frozen

>>85757447
now that you mention it, i also don't see an xbox huge plastic watch. also, jack hasn't got a tattoo on his wrist afaik

>>85757283
No no, if you're gonna talk shit and say I don't get it, you're gonna back it up. I'm doing your research for you.

File: TlyzaaB.jpg (96KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 900x900px

Foodkino thread?

>>85756820
I want to disagree, but you're right. The UK version is far superior.

>>85757598
Don't.

>>85757540
fuck off already. you used a word you didn't know. you got called out. you got butthurt. now fuck off

>>85757614
Kek, Yeah, i'm the one who's butthurt. I'm happy to see you don't have anything to back up your supposed knowledge.

File: 1468696013815.webm (3MB, 472x796px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 472x796px

>>85757608

>>85757515
A lot of gas stations around here sell those. You can get two taquitos and a big gulp drink for $2.99.

>>85757642
>how we serve crisps in a 5 star restaurant

Why does he get so triggered over frozen food? Sure its lazy and might taste worse than freshly made food, but its not like its poisonous

File: a quickly eats breakfast before the early morning anime reruns come on.webm (1MB, 460x620px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 460x620px

>>85757608

>>85757642
This is literally what they latinos do in prisons. The mexicans and shit.

Can't believe people actually would pay for it. And even then she's taking it to retarded levels.

>>85757344

i can cook better than you

i do the dishes when i want

u mad bro

>>85757642
could be snack kino desu

>>85757717
how do you eat them soggy?

>>85757642
I actually got lost trying to follow the recipe. What's she dipping out of that big pot?

>>85757636
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=culinary+arts
first link. was that so hard?

File: 1405754993732.gif (2MB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x300px

>>85757469

>frozen food
>expired

>>85757642
MEXICO
E
X
I
C
O

>>85757758
>look mom, I'm lying on the internet and nobody can stop me!

all decent cooks have decent cleaning habits. The two go hand in hand.

File: 1500921830645.jpg (121KB, 1024x764px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 1024x764px

>>85757642
UMA DELICIA

>>85756137
>Who gives a shit what I eat?

The most american statement on /tv/

>>85757782
Corn

>>85755713
>That's unrealistic

you're unrealistic

>>85756292

Same. I'm from california and I recently had a vacation in hawaii.

None of the hwaiian food from the best known restaurants was any better then my local californian eateries.

>>85756890
>Im washing dishes the entire time Im cooking.

My nigga. I love the feel of having zero mess after I finish.

>>85757523
>>85757447
>>85756778
The Union Jack on the packaging tells me it's Ja/ck/'s British Cousin
Can't remember her name, but she's FAR worse than Jack

File: 1365692655955.jpg (56KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 640x480px

>>85757838
>>85757838

most decent cooks are too fucking tired to cook anything that requires washing massive amounts of dishes at home.

like i said, i can cook better than you

i do the dishes when i want

come at me bro

my restaurant is prob a lot nicer than yours as well

>>85757700
Is this how you build up an immunity to cholesterol?

>>85755690
>keep the kitchen clean
>prepare fresh food every day
>hire people who dont spit on food
>make the dishes that you know taste good
>family recipes, something unique and homely that people want
It doesn't sound too hard, but it probably is.

>>85755537
You are the most American poster on /tv/ right now.

>>85758007
>pretends to own a restaurant on an anime image forum

how pathetic is your life?

File: jack mayo.webm (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>85758022
No, but webm related is.

>>85757773
Plastic fork

>>85758007
>lying this much around a bunch of cooks when we all know the types of habits good cooks have

this is sad

have you retards ever heard of a dishwasher

>>85758136
>using the cleaning jew
it's called a sponge and dish soap, nigger

>>85757994
fellow patrician detected

Walking away from a kitchen after you cook, and having the kitchen be cleaner than when you first started, that is true enlightenment. Buddhists don't have shit on my zen

>>85757255

>butter the bread
>then put oil in the pan

??????

>>85757717
>chips
>onions
>dog food
>dried umbilical cords
>sausage
>dried plums
>vinegar
>ketchup
>some sort of chili sauce
>salt
>lime juice
>ketchup
>fruit punch
What the fuck.

>>85758136
they don't fucking work, they don't scrub so there are pieces of food stuck all over your plates and stuff. You have to actually scrub a dish or it wont be cleaned properly

I own a dishwasher and I don't use it because that's for lazy plebs

>>85757642
>cup ramen
>doritos
>paprica powder
>lime juice
>more lime juice
>boiled onions
>parmesan
>ranch
>ketchup
>more ketchup
>some yellowish sauce
>more onions
>onion water

File: ck eats lunch.webm (2MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x360px

>>85758308

>>85755480
>What about this ice cream?
>It's homemade, chef
>AND WHEN WAS IT MADE, A DAY AGO? LOOK AT IT, IT'S COLD. LOOK, LOOK IT'S EVEN FROZEN ON THE INSIDE!

>>85755890
It's almost like the magic hand of the freedom market doesn't really work when the system reaches a certain size

>>85758308
nice forced meme

>>85757298
t. roastie

>>85758676
>implying vagina

read my post again sweetie

>>85758102

when i get home from work tonight, i'll probably make easy mac for dinner

i'm going to leave the dirty plate in my room for probably 2 days

call me

>>85758202

you mean fellow autist

>>85757812
What is freezer burn?

>>85758932
>>85758959
>11:08:29
>11:09:32
hello pleb

>>85758102

>when we all know the types of habits good cooks have

you mean all the cooks asking you why you eat cold food after washing your dishes before you even eat?

>>85758991
see
>>85756890
I don't eat cold food, turns out I'm just superior to you in every capacity.

>>85758759
gays_not_welcome.png

File: 1360629778681.jpg (664KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

664KB, 1280x1024px

>>85758198

>using a fucking sponge

holy shit kill yourself

>>85759031
go find a roastie that can't cook then hotshot
>>85759058
>not having a sponge and a scrubber and using both depending on the dish

plebs everywhere

>>85759029

>turns out I'm just superior to you in every capacity.

except getting laid, apparantly

>>85758587
fuck off plebbit

>>85759110
I do get laid I'm just not doing the "laying"

Enjoy bringing up random irrelevant bullshit whilst you justify being a lazy, dirty pleb

>>85757512
There's plenty of chain restaurants that do this. I mean, chain restaurants aren't good, and that's why, but it happens.

>>85759058
>getting this upset over a sponge
my fucking sides

>>85757087
Yes serious. Usually it was the manager being a douche saying he can't serve that. Since it hasnt gone out I just have to remake whatever food it is. He takes Yelp reviews super serious too. Im planning on leaving this place soon

>>85758027
It's hard to stay in the black, but that's partly because people set their goals too lofty and buy huge spaces when they'd be better off with a small kitchen serving max 20 customers at a time. Also, a lot of the people with money to invest in buying or renting a place with a kitchen and setting up a restaurant are too lazy to do this shit because new money families in America are people who got lucky with investments, usually, and don't think they have to put in effort.

>>85757642
But why the soup??

>>85757782
corn, but the mexican term is elotes. You can just find recipes online, not sure if there's a difference or not I secretly want to try this, it looks good

>>85757815
>a low or medium flame
>flame
what trailer is this made in?

>>85757058
I can't.

>>85757924
DESTROYED

>>85759500
se ve asqueroso culiao de mierda

File: image.png (553KB, 600x768px) Image search: [Google]

553KB, 600x768px

>>85757045
That cartoon avatar... It's like some of these people don't feel comfortable in their own skin.

>>85755702
No it's Raw.

>>85759305
this, most of the issues on kitchen nightmares stem from a menu that is too big and a gameplan that plans for hundreds of people from the start when you should always start small, get a good reputation, and then start expanding.

>>85755690
kill yourself. I'm not just saying it as a joke. I really mean it

>>85759838
because it is:

ramen, doritos, chili powder, lime juice, elotes, shredded jicama, queso blanco, valentina hot sauce, chamoy, regular queso, lime juice, probably more chamoy

>>85756210
and you're the type of person who gets scammed by bottled water companies

>>85758308
package says "mince" instead of "ground" and in case that isn't enough for you there's also a british flag

>>85756443
It almost sounds like every fucking ''real'' tv show!

>>85760068
>>85760193
I can only imagine the sort of shitty lives you have. I seriously pity you.

>>85759946
It's just a neat thing to have. Had a caricature of myself that some street artist drew as my picture for a while. You're thinking too hard about it.

>>85760280
that's nice but you're a literal nobody on an anonymous imageboard. your pity doesn't mean much, nor do your opinions, which are shit

>>85757642
I already have to puke when I see those shitty styrofoam boxes

>>85759150
your food sucks which is why you eat alone

>>85760364
Go back to your canned soup and leave this to the big boys, you welfare-collecting retard.

>>85756292
>>85757990
Literally 80% of restaurants in SoCal have kitchens full of illegals who don't speak english and "cook" shitty frozen food. barely anything is "fresh".
t. person who worked in several kitchens for seafood restaurants.

>>85760427
lol

whatever you say mr microwaved macaroni

>>85760458
>going to poor restaraunts with poor yelp reviews

don't be a retard and that doesn't happen. People are honest as fuck on yelp, especially when you live in celebrity central. Sure, going to your local illegal joint is going to be shit food, but go to any self-respecting, well-reviewed establishment and they run it properly

File: 1492621641925.jpg (141KB, 1229x692px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 1229x692px

>>85760428
>big boys

>>85760428
oh he's a big boi! he waste's mommy and daddys money to go to "fancy" experimental concept restaurants where he gets to eat raw unprepared fish off gay men's assholes. he's a real big boi! a VERY cultured human being! you're a joke mate. your entire life is a joke and so are culinary "arts"

>>85760602
Look at how not triggered you are right now, kid. Must be all the lunchables you eat.

>>85760602
>you will never be this much of a butthurt macaroni-eating fast-food devouring peasant

>>85757642
Wow can an American tell me what the name of this dish is?

>>85760602
i couldn't even finish reading this autistic joke of a post

>>85760886
Dorinachos or Maruchan with chips and corn. It's a mexican treat.

>>85760602
wow relax dude

>>85755702
Yes Chef. Everything here is made fresh and cooked to order.

>>85760992
>>85760992
And this freezer, you built it yourself?

>>85761159
This morning

>>85755480
This is fucking hilarious, it sounds like they took a normal US episode and someone dubbed in even more sound effects. I've never heard so many in one clip and I can't stop laughing.

>>85756368
you mean froze bitten?

>>85761237
When was the metal forged?

>>85760602
I bet the employees at your local mcdonalds recognize you and know your order beforehand

>>85761786
Uh, last week Chef.

>>85755480
If that were me I'd be like yo back the eff off Ramsay I ain't in the mood for your crud dude.

>>85755743
>Post, nice and shitty.

>>85755480
>women in charge of running business
HAHAHAHAHA

>>85756498
>i don't leave the kitchen until everything is clean, then I sit down and eat.
Mah nigga

>>85757255
>not using Mayo on the outside of the bread

literally seperates the boys from the men