Who the fuck asks coworker to describe boobs and how would you

>>85750216
Feel your own boobs and find out.

>le bags of salty coins
i know this meme because i have been here all summer

>>85750316
I don't have boobs but I have in fact felt several boobs and I think bag of sand is a perfectly valid answer to a ridiculous question.

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>tfw never touched or seen a boob IRL

Some boobs are like bags of sand, whereas some have not enough shape to gather at all, some are fucking awesome and lovely to suck on, like you put the whole thing in your mouth and just brrrrrrrrumski

>>85750534
I dunno man.. Big boobs are like jelly, except with a bit more consistency. Smaller boobs are just slightly tougher. Only tits anyway.

Like a butt but nicer

>>85750216
I hold boobs and i think bag of sand not bad description.

Slightly softer water ballons.

>>85750582
how is this possible

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>>85750916
No idea m8, i'm 27 years old and never seen a girl naked, never touched boobs, or got a hug or a kiss.
Functioning in society as a virgin that old is almost impossible.

>>85750969
The trick is to suppress all your emotions and people will think you're cool and mysterious.

>>85750969
YOU'RE PUTTING THE PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL MAAN

>>85750969
When i first saw naked woman IRL at a age of 27, i thought:
Damn, her nipples too fucking big.
But it is nice to cum inside another person, no need to worry about socks or such stuff. But cum does not stay inside woman vagina, it is kinda gross actually.

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>>85751110
I already do but come of as autist because I can never answer anything and just avoid questions.

>>85751111
No I don't, I don't even know any pussy.

>>85751121
Thats what I fear the most, like jumping throughall the hoops and then her tits are ugly or her cunt is having major roastbeef.

I don't find this attractive and I legit wouldn't be able to get hard.
It just disgust me too much.

I want small nipples and innie pussy, like in the porn I watched since 20 years.

Also yea I seen in porn that they "fart" the semen out.