God what a steaming pile of shit
I've never hated any piece of work with such blinding fury before, and I genuinely hope that every lowlife parasite who worked on this slimy piece of garbage die slow, miserable deaths, and that their bloodline be forever tainted with the promise of a pointless and excruciating demise. Only then will their greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat-grandchildren truly understand the gravity of their ancestor's pathetic mistake.
Gal Gadot. I hope that hideous, scum sucking jewish halfwit bitch gets raped by arabs and left to rot in a ditch. I hope that with every ravaged breath, that with every flurry of her necrotic, jewish heart, she feels the acute pain this wretched film has caused me.
Clearly none of you idiots know jackshit about Greek mythology and would rather butcher it than spend one short hour researching the bare minimum. Even if I excused that, you somehow think it's necessary to shove 50 slow motion shots of Miss Git... walking! Yes! Walking! Phenomenal! Wow! Feel that? I feel so good! Look at this strong woman using her legs! Wow! You go girl!
Oh yeah, and god bless you for making light of tragedies that occurred less than 100 years ago and spinning them into some "Wheee! Whoop dee doo! Let's save everyone! Gain several kilometers of ground in No Man's Land in a few minutes? Yaaay!!! Everyone rush out and kill the stinky, EVIL Germans! Yaaaaaay!!!!!"
Yes, way too hard. Wew
Sony Pajeets are still this mad
>>85749873
Now witness this, anon.
Mortal sin.
Humanity cannot sink lower than this point, they've lost every ounce of reason and moral righteousness, it is at this point that we have lost the battle to tacky, self affirming tokenism in the face of great cinematic works.
Why? Why now? Why in my lifetime?
>>85749820
>>85750191
you really know how to make me feel warm and fuzzy inside anon
>>85749820
well, you're not wrong. biggest miscast in recent memory
>>85749820
>Evil Germans
You miss the point completely.
She believes Germans are evil because Ares and when she kills the bad guy she believes her mission is over. But it isn't. Ares was fueling the war from BOTH sides and he even suggest that the Armistice is going to cause an even greater war because it's unfair with the German people.
Ares plays with human passions to fuel war among them. It doesn't tell them "hurr durr go to war" but gives them reasons, inspires them to do evil and be cruel. The movie was not without flaws, but the fact that you cannot grasp something that simple makes you unqualified to keep rambling about this piece ofkino.I missed the battle cries of wonder woman from BvS tho.
>>85750408
miscast? what do you mean
>>85749820
t. German
>>85750408
>Not Valkyrie with Creed's deaf gal.
>Not the Gunslinger from the Dark Tower.
>Not the next Hercule Poirot
>>85750568
No, you totally misunderstand and have singlehandedly managed to ignore the bit where she goes against that completely
If she so believes the Germans are just being manipulated (and she does, I watched the fucking movie too, dumbass), why does she murder them? She has no problem with killing these poor souls under maaagical influence, yet is cast into total moral peril when some irrelevant fuckwit asks her to save her village.
Ares is the absolute worst part of this movie. It takes a few seconds scouring wikipedia to figure out that he didn't give half a damn about human affairs, no fucking god did. If anything, it was goddesses causing absolute carnage on earth over petty matters. Trojan war? One of the bloodiest events to ever grace Greek mythology? Caused by a woman. Several, in fact. Both mortal and divine.
So cut the incessant BS about women being sent to save the Earth. What the fuck is up with them living on a magical island? If you're going to make shit up, why must you drag such rich, pre-established culture into it, why the FUCK can't you come up with someone original? Why the FUCK must you warp something that's actually good into your own revolting creation. And warp it to push an agenda, nonetheless!