How did a loser like Artie manages to get a hot wife and is friends

>>85747195
Tony and him knew each other as kids

>>85747195
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>>85747195
He was a cool kid in school. The coach in Tony's dream says Artie was the guy always getting in trouble and dragging the others down with him. He just knew when to quit and didn't become a criminal later in life.

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>>85747195
How is he even a loser? He owns his own restaurant. Not a bad looking dude. Seems witty and pretty intelligent and worldly. You're equating "not being a mobster" with "being a loser"

>>85747195
>Artie
>Loser
>gets headstart in life by owning a fine ass restaurant

>>85747477
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>>85747195
Tony values someone 'real' in his life - at least in private. He doesn't have to be completely guarded around Artie.

This isn't the same with Artie ofcourse, he was probably nervous a quarter of the time.

chefs are well respected and attractive to women

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