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Explain to me why all high fantasy movies are terrible except

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Explain to me why all high fantasy movies are terrible except Lord of the Rings, Conan the Barbarian, and Excalibur.
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>>85740295
Because the epitome has already been made, the only place to go is down
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
House of Flying Daggers
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>>85740295
Name a good one.
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>tfw helen mirren morgan lefay was your very first fap
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High Fantasy just doesn't lend itself well to a format where you can only tell a story in 1-3 hours. It's a genre that lives and dies by detailed worldbuilding and lore.
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Willow was cool

>it was
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Fantasy seems to work best when used to convey mythological type motifs like the hunt for the grail, riddle of steel, the entirety of middle earth, Beowulf and even Star Wars, otherwise it just falls into a shallow puddle with dudes in weird clothes throwing fireballs at each other. Though Willow is pretty good.
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>>85740409
Fantasy tv shows suck too. Hercules, Xena, Legend of the Seeker have all aged horribly.
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Most fantasy is just hacks ripping off Tolkien without having any of Tolkien's knowledge of mythology, etymology, or history. Tolkein went to the source and made it his own.
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>conan
>high fantasy

explain yourself
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>>85740295
Because it was before political cancer invaded movies.

Now everything has to be about borders/wall and women or nigger has to replace all white male roles
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fantasy is an aryan tradition, it requires earnestness and sincerity to make well(see lord of the rings) jews cant into these traits. hollywood is saturated with jews, thus they are usually incapable of making a quality fantasy film.
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>>85744190
/thread
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>>85742157
Why is the token black guy always Djimon Honsou in fantasy/historical movies?
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Could an Elder Scrolls movie work?
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