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BEND THE KNEE!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BEND THE KNEE!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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my dragons will BURN YOUR DICKS OFF
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why does she need to rule all seven kingdoms if she's ultimately just a humanitarian? what does the north ruling itself have to do with the people's best interest? is she supposed to still be likable because she comes off like an entitled twat. also when she first heard the "prince that was promised" shit and immediately got annoyed because it couldn't be applied to her. why does she assume any prophecy has to be about her? why is she such a fucking cunt?
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>>85730086
She wants to have what is rightfully hers. She wants retribution for the youth that was stolen from her.
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I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN
BOW TO ME
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME FOR A WOMYN TO LEAD?
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY TURN
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>you're the most righteous and best chance we have
>IF YOU BETRAY ME IM GONNA BURN YOU ALIVE AND LAUGH WHILE YOU DIE
>thank you based kelly c you truly are our level-headed and revolutionary leader
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has the show even touched on how every city she "liberated" from slavery in the east is now a wartorn hellhole
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>Any man who must say "I am King" is no true king.
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>>85730136
>rightfully
Laughing out loud.
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>>85730086
>why is she such a fucking cunt?
Because she's becoming the Mad Queen.
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>>85729855
MY HUSBAND RAAAPED MEEEEEEE!!!
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>>85730211
I think they did mention a season or 2 ago (who fucking knows she's been in that nigger city doing nothing for so long) that the city she got the Unsullied from turned into a shit pile
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>>85730211
It's been a feature of the show since she started conquering cities and then losing interest in them. Most of the last season was focused on how Tyrion and Varys were trying to clean up her mess in Mereen.
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>Admits she was raped straight off the bat to a potential suitor

Roasties never learn
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>>85730086

Taxes

Her whole empire is worthless now without slavery as the iron bank man got told by Cersei

Danny needs Westeros taxes to prop up her ponzi empire
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>>85730472
>>85730557
so shes actually a bush?
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>>85730211
It was something that was mentioned but mostly glossed over. If I remember correctly it was mostly Tyrion that has dealt with it I don't recall it ever being brought up directly to Dany. She has never been a good or interesting character but so far this season she seems like a complete cunt. The speech she made to Varus seemed so out of place.
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HE CALLED ME A CHILD!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>85730324
This juxtaposition unironically shows what a brat she is.
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Ironically the meeting of Dany and Jon was the lowlight of the episode for me. Basically it was Dany demanding to be treated like a fucking Queen and Jon saying, but Muh white walkers. Could he not have just said, I'm not your enemy, but I can't help you now because I have bigger problems, we'll sort out this situation when the dust settles. Don't get me wrong Dany came off as an annoying child but let's not pretend that Jon was all that likable in the sequence either.
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>>85729855
I thought "bend the knee" was westerosi slang
Why is she using it in formal speech?

Did D&D not realize that
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>>85733057
>incredibly scared about a massive almost unkillable army crossing over and killing every living thing in its wake
>can't be bothered to think about the iron throne or any political nonsense
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>>85733202
Cersei literally told Ned to bend the knee in open court in season 1
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>>85730428
At least they finally fucking said it, so sick of these idiots cooing at Khal Drogo's Sun and Stars.
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>>85730428

>My husband who i truly loved and sacrificed my child for, and named my best dragon after WAS A RAPIST"
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>>85733333
Yeah but Cersei is a cunt though
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Why was Snek who was trained as a killer her whole life, and faced death dozens of times already crying like a girl before she even knew she was going to be poisoned?
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>>85729855
>IT'S HER TURN
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>>85733057
Jon didn't put any points in Charisma or Speech
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>>85729855
Wish she would bend her knees over my face and unleash the "dothraki horde", every stool looser than the one before
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>>85729855
dont worry she fucks jon in an episode of wincest and they make azor ahai babies
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>>85733434
But a cultured cunt.
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>>85734002
Also Posture. Anyone else notice how he was kind of slumped over?
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>>85730086
I think her arc is that in the end she's just a crazy cunt like her fad
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PUT LEATHER ON THE ARMOR YOU STUPID MEN
DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF
REEEEE
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>>85734716
This scene really jumped the shark
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>>85730086
>I HATE SLAVERY I WANT EVERYONE TO BE FREEEEEEE except the north because fuck them
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Where the fuck is the leaked episode?
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>>85734817
you mean jumped the stark
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>>85735358
for you
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>>85730086

A better question is why does Jon want to usurp half of the kingdom for himself, especially if he only wants to stop the white walkers. Tyrion even said if it doesn't matter just bend the knee and Daenerys will destroy the white walkers for you, but the usurper/oathbreaker didn't listen.

>>85733250
>>incredibly scared about a massive almost unkillable army crossing over and killing every living thing in its wake

An unkillable army which has done fuckall for five seasons and will be finished off in like six episodes, lets be honest the white walkers are a stupid shit plot that may as well have been cut out of this show

>can't be bothered to think about the iron throne or any political nonsense

Thats why Jon Snow is such a shit character now. He doesn't care about "political nonsense" but thats the only thing that is even interesting in this show. So all he can do is monotonically repeat "muh white walkers"
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>>85729904
I desperately want to see her try to burn Jon Snow and have him walk out of the fire unharmed.
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>>85729855
She's literally Angela Merkel.
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>>85735419
>A better question is why does Jon want to usurp half of the kingdom for himself
he didn't want it, he was chosen by the Northern lords and now does whatever is in their best interests because he's the only good person on the entire show
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>daughter of a mad man who would have killed everyone if he hadn't be usurped
>brought three dragons with her, creatures only capable of indiscriminate destruction
>brought a horde of foreigners who live in a martial culture of murder and rape explicitly to "tear down their stone houses"
>yaaaas queen slay
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How did Dany know Bran was still alive?
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>>85734817
how the fuck is that jumping the shark you fuckstick
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>>85734716
The state of Westeros politics .... Why are the white walkers so hated? They are way better organized.
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>>85733333
Bateman would be proud
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>>85735670
>he didn't want it, he was chosen by the Northern lords
Obviously he wanted it because he accepted it and he still wants it because he denies Daenery's request to bend the knee so he continues his usurpation.

On top of that, he is an oathbreaking deserter for leaving the night's watch. The whole notion that a oathbreaking bastard could usurp part of the throne is retarded and a shit plot which only exists because of how much Jon Snow and basically all Stark children are Mary Sues.
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>>85730324
>I am no man
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>>85735921
you can't seriously be this retarded
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I'm so glad Sansa will be queen of Westeros
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>>85734716
This fucking enraged me. Why would they do something so stupid? This is as bad as Sam "I'm smarter than every maester in the citadel" Tarly
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>>85735971
t. butthurt jon snow fan
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>>85735852
because they will kill everyone if they aren't stopped
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>>85736011
Once she marries Robin and claims her Tully right to the Riverlands once her uncles dead, nothing will stop her.
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>>85735921
>oathbreaking deserter
He died and came back. His watch is finished and his entire army will vouch for him being very much dead. He also took back Winterfell from the Boltons who were the most hated force in the region so he probably gets some leeway there. I won't deny Snow's a Mary Sue though.
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>>85729855
>Bend teh knee
>Face at her crotch
>Take sniff
DEILISH
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>>85733057
It was a god awful scene with jon snow doing the virgin shrug the entire time looking like hes scared to live. Tyrion and Dany doing dumb shit, with Davos being the only way to make the conversation engaging or interesting in any way. But I mean after how horribly shot and directed the Euron ship scene was, what more could we expect from HBOs C-team?
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>>85736083
Thats a good point, but the undead don't seem to mind. I'd like to think the white walkers are little more complicated then just a deus ex machina to unite everyone at the end.
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>>85734716
god this scene was fucking painful

"dabid, how can we make sansa look smart?"

"oy veeyy just hamfist a couple scenes back to back of her making obvious and simple observations that would have already been noted while everybody around her is awed and humbled at how smart she is"

THIS SHIT IS ALMOST IN VERBATIM A MARY-SUE INDICATOR ON LITMUS TESTS AND WIKIS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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>>85729855
Yes khaleesi!
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>>85736201
>He died and came back. His watch is finished and his entire army will vouch for him being very much dead.

I personally think that was a retarded copout / cheap trick so he could break his vows. Why would people accept that excuse, or even then allow an undead to be king?

But that is handwaived like Cersei claiming to be queen despite having no claim and having been under trial, Euron admitting to kinslaying, etc because nothing matters anymore this is the same shitshow with 20 good men, etc.
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>>85736214
Why has the Night King gotten so many visual revamps in such a short time? His face changes drastically each time we see him, it feels like.
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>read the new leaks
>sansa beheads littlefinger and ends up marrying sam

Holy fuck this show is just fucking garbage. How did it get this bad?
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>>85736362
First nights king was played by the different actor and had more CGI affect. They switched actors and started using more practical affects but it was a long time since his appearance and they thought people wouldnt notice. Probably a budget and practical thing.
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>>85734817

You Don't know Cersei better than anyone.

The woman who killed my mother, father, and brother is dangerous.

Cersei wasn't remotely involved in any of their deaths. She was a shocked as Sansa when Joffrey ordered his death.

Sansa has always been a moron but this is stupid even for her.
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>>85730324
>>85735953
I am so angry right now.
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Dany = Hillary
Euron = Donald
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>Unsullied twirling spears about in tiny cramped hallways instead of bringing swords
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>>85736362
yeah they recast the role. I think we've only seen these two incarnations
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>>85736651
>>85736362
whoops
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>>85736528
this is imo the best iteration of the night king
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Least Euron had the balls to ask what everyone was thinking.

Jon should have asked the whore to marry him if she wants the 7 kingdoms so much
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>>85736641
s e x y
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>>85736641
this shit never ceases to piss me off.
they even say theyre trained in short sword.
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>>85734716
>make snarky comment on armor production in its early stage

>little "beta orbiter" finger: damn gurl. You such a leader
>SALSA YAAAAAS.
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Yo where's the motherfucker that posted leaked spoilers last week about this weeks episode. Dude was on the money with the whole Unsullied infiltrating Casterly Rock through the sewers and falling for the trap and Jamie taking out High Garden and ending with the old bitch smirking about killing the little shit before she dies.

Give more spoilers please.
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>>85736803
I hope the show at least tries to subvert the obvious JonxDani shipping ending.
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>>85735921

He's not an oath breaker you autistic fuck. The oath was to serve until death which would end his watch. The moment his heart stopped beating the oath he took ended. He even mentions that when the new lord commander asks him to not to leave.
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>>85736298
The thing about grain was pretty well put, but when it went on and on about the armour directly after it started to get dry.
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>>85736703
>>85736528
Where did he look different?
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>>85736839
Spoilers have been confirmed real for 2 weeks now.

One of Dany's dragon's is killed at the wall and resurrected by the Night King as his own. That bitch is sliding down several pegs by the end of this season. Especially once Bran tells Jon he's actually Rhaegars direct kid and has the best actual claim to the throne.
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>>85737092
Bring Dragons! That'll help against the dead

w...what happens if the dragons however get dead and become part of their team

NK confirmed 5D chess player. Dragon's weren't even around the last time the Long Night happened. He's gunna be stoked he get's new friends for his ice spiders as he fucking totals everyone. Dany saw a ruined iron throne and snow falling. NK will win.
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>>85737092
>>85736839
It's sad when Reddit is more up to date on leaks than any chan. Whole season summary has been leaked for like at least 7 months, detailed write ups and scripts the past 1-3 months.

Is crazy that this is where the fucking normies are now.
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>>85737092
Why does jon have a better claim than kelly c?
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>>85737227
These threads are 95 percent reddit.
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>>85735617
but she not le unfuckable fat-arsch.
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>>85737330
Assuming that Jon is not a bastard, since Targs have been know to practice polygamy, he'd be the legitimate legal heir in a male preference primogeniture system. If he's a bastard Targ then there is a serious contention as to whether to support a illegitimate male or a legitimate female heir.

But the fact that Cerseis, who was just some lady was able to take the throne without controversy throws all that "law' bullshit out the window.
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>>85736694
question is, which one is better /tv/?
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>>85730086

> why does she need to rule all seven kingdoms if she's ultimately just a humanitarian?

She's a power hungry person who disguises her tyrannical desires with humanitarian causes

She believes it rightfully hers because of lineage since birth

Jon Snow is the opposite who got to rule by being a good soldier, elected as leader by the soldiers, and deserving of the people than his lineage (despite being a Targeryan which is unknown for now).
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>>85736694
The night king they use in promo's looks like Richard Brake's.
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>>85729855
>still watching this degenerate reddit-tier liberal jerk-off picture show.
what is wrong with this board?
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>>85738149
Whats not a degenerate reddit-tier liberal jerk-off picture show?
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>>85737952
doomhead
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>>85737952
Left
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>>85735852
Pretty sure Cersei owns the Reach now.
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>>85737330
Rhaegar annulled his marriage to Elia and married Lyanna which makes Jon a real targaryen and since Jon is the oldest son of the oldest son of Aerys his claim is stronger than Dany.
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>>85737092
Jon doesn't learn his true parentage this season, only Bran, Sam and the viewers do. There is a flashback to Rhaegar and Lyannas wedding though which should be neat.
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>>85735419
>A better question is why does Jon want to usurp half of the kingdom for himself,
The Northern Lords clearly don't trust or want to be ruled by Dany. It would be a complete betrayal of their faith to pledge all of them to her.
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>>85736978

This is retarded. Fucking bullshit copout to get out of his vows.
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>>85734716
>northerners don't know how to insulate armor

jesus christ
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>>85730086
I feel like a major plot arc was missed because GRRM didn't know how to finish the Meereenese knot.

In the books she quite clearly internally states she remembers nothing of Westeros and very badly wanted to live a peaceful life in her exile home with the sympathetic knight that was taking care of her, before her brother sold her to Carl D for a chance at an army. She didn't care anything for politics and resented her brother for his selfish ambition and delusions of grandeur. Then circumstance beyond her control just kind of forced her into a survival march across the world while she tried to adapt to one crazy situation after another.

Now all of a sudden she cares deeply about muh birthright? I believe it could happen, I just don't see how it did.
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>>85733333
>quints
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>>85736344

>get voted leader
>have a surprise coup in the middle of the night
>stabbed to death
>be dead for days
>have red witch bring him back to life
>hang little boy for treason

Yea that was pretty sneaky of John to pull that off. You dumb fuckhead.
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>>85735419
Jon already explained to her that the North pledged their fealty to him, not her. If Jon went back to being Warden of the North, his allies would abandon him for breaking faith, and that's if they can tolerate Danny. I imagine many of them don't even trust Dany, similar to the Tarlys, because they believe she's an invader. They went to war for their independence under a Stark leading them, they're not going back to serving a Dragon.
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>>85736011
>>85736143
>>85734716

Queen of the North
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>>85734716
>you there why isnt there leather on these
Because the armor isn't even remotely finished? unless you want to rivet during the metal forming and steel riveting
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>>85734716
YASSSSSSS MY GURL NOWS BEST
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If this is the writers thinking theyre making Danny cool and badass then they're completely fucking wrong. She comes across as petulant and cunty, obsessed with a claim to the throne that only exists in her head.

>I free alaves everywhere I go
>I AM FUCKING QUEEN OF AN ABANDONED CASTLE BOW TO ME OR I'LL KILL YOU REEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>85730409
This anonknight knows
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>>85730086
Because she's just like commies.
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>>85735358
It's jumped the snark but she will jump the grumpkin when Maisie comes home
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>>85734817
When Kelly Cs slave girl said the prophecies translation had no gender was jumping the stark. Why the fuck would a fantasy medieval society nitpick gendered words like rich feminist brat at a college campus? Prince just means sovereign, the male version of the word is the default; its why Queen runs a Kingdom. The writers just HAD to appeal to the sensibility of loud people who might make up 5% of the audience. Immersion and passion for the material has been gone for awhile but they dont even care anymore.

I'm convinced benioff and weiss were less Fire and Ice fanboys and more just red wedding fanboys.
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>>85739484
The full conversation was supposed to be
>Are they lining those with leather?
>No - (not at this stage)
>*rudely interrupts* SHOULDN'T THEY?
>Uh m'lady they're still in the forging process I mean I'll go check
>*walks over to blacksmith* You guys gonna insulate these?
>Yeah I mean after they're done being forged we send them to the leather guy.
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>>85740996
what do you expect from two jews
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>>85735419
Jon is understandably concerned about bending the knee to a targ. He doesn't know what side the coin landed on yet. Swearing fealty to her, and then having her command his armies South, which she wants to do, would be bad.
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>>85729855

>her fleet is demolished
>her unsullied are stuck at casterly rock without food nor ships to go back with
>her Tyrell allies have been slaughtered

I hope that in her rage she attacks with her dragons and a few of them fall to Qyburns anti dragon ballista's.

That'll lower her tune, if not outright break her.

I doubt they'll kill her off just yet, but her entire force will be ravaged.
Gay worm will nog be returning to dragonstone.
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do other movies say bend the knee

did GoT make that phrase popular
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>>85736011

Sansa is confirmed to be offed by CIA this season.

Good riddance too.
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>>85734716
>maybe they should wear gambeson instead sansa
>what's gambeson? fuck it, add more leather to the breastplates.
>are you sure? you know the part that tends to be the most warm is your chest, I think gloves or something would be better
>more leather!
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is she his aunt? or did i get my lore wrong
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>>85730147
t. cuck
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>>85730409

Wrong. She will be the SJW liberator of westeros and do a dumb speech like "all will be equal here" she wont get married or have children and just have a harem.

Cersei already has been set up as the Mad Queen because she blew up/burned half her city just like the mad king.

The "so deep!" will come from Jamie killing cersei and Danerys coming in to stop the mad queen. A reverse from then Lannisters came to stop the Targeryans

Its a shitshow but thats what theyre doing.
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>>85734716
Oh noes, we got a triggered MRA among us.
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>>85741733
She's his half aunt.
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>>85742004
go back
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This is the first episode where I've actually found Dany attractive
I'm not ok with this, send halp
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>>85742016
Back where? I've been here for longer than you've been alive.
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>>85739484
Just wear leather or wool or whatever underneath your armor.
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>>85742043
faggot
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>>85742027
i noticed she looked hotter as well, as she did in the beginning of the series
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>>85742015
*Full aunt, correction
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>>85742015
>half-aunt
what?
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>>85742027
she's amazing in season 1 bruh
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>>85742074
I didn't mean to hurt your fee-fees, gentlesir.
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>>85729855
How long would she have lasted if she didn't have those fucking dragons?
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>>85742091
>implying she could lift a real sword
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>>85742099
corrected myself. Half-aunt is your parents half-sister. But it turns out Dany and Rhaegar were full siblings.
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>>85735752
She didn't receive any word that he died.
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Do you think she ever had sex with her dragons? Or at least jerked them off?
Also how valuable is dragon cum does it have magical properties?
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>>85742015
you cant be half aunt you dumb fuck. if you are the sister of one of the parents you are an aunt.
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>>85742217
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/half%20aunt

Get an extended family you faggot.
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>>85742202
She considers them as children so probably not, if she could considered them as brothers however, oh boy!
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>>85741537
I would've bent the knee, but I took an arrow to the knee :^)
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>>85742264
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? An arrow in the knee.
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>>85742172
Blackfyres did nothing wrong.
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Why does anyone even want the North? It's a frozen, depressing nothing, every southern Lord seems to always badtalk it and know how desolate it is.
Even then, over half the conflicts on this show seems to be about who gets to rule it
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>>85729855
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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What is an onion knight and are they always so based?
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>>85742497
sautéer of dragons
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>>85742440
its a big place where u can farm lots of shit, get wood and junk
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>>85742440
No one really wants to rule the North, not even the Northern people. That's the real reason the old Stark king bent the knee to the Targs, even he was tired of ruling this shithole.
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>>85742497
Emptyer of Fridges
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>>85738149
>still pretending to have good taste while posting on bangladeshi imageboard

fuck of back to slash r slash 4chan
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>>85735953
Underrated post
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>>85742440
it's nice being cold
>no bugs
>no black people
>you're not sweaty all the time
>cuddling in front of the fire is comfy
>snow and trees are pretty
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>>85736978
He broke his oath when he banged the red head.
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>>85739748

Jon didn't pull anything off retard, he is a fictional character. The point is that it was a cheap trick by the showrunners, D&D, to get him to break his vows. Not to mention the night's watch vow doesn't clarify the meaning of death. They could have meant his watch lasts until his permadeath so you are attempting to get out of the oath on a technicality.

So in total Jon is a stupid, useless worthless, wildling loving, traitor, manlet, cuck, bastard and oathbreaker as well as usurper.
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>>85735419
Because the Northern lords picked Jon to lead them, not Danerys. It would be one hell of a betrayal for him to turn around, and give the North to some Targaryn invader, especially when a good number of them were around in the fight to kick the Targs out of power in the first place.
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>>85742202
Don't Dragons have an internal body temperature of hundreds of degrees? Also do we know how Dragons reproduce in this universe? Spawning? Sexual reproduction? Not all reptiles have penises; even the ones that reproduce sexually.
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>>85742585
i thought they were allowed to get laid just no take wives and have children
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>>85742440
It's good to own land. It's the one thing they're not making any more of.
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>>85742202
imagine what dragon cum tastes like haha
do you think it would taste good lol
I wonder how much they'd produce at a time that's be funny if they came all over Dany and she was literally covered in it and they all licked it off
haha
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>>85737220
>Dragon's weren't even around the last time the Long Night happened
When did dragons become a thing?
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>>85742674
They aren't supposed to get laid either, but it's not really enforced.
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>>85742662
>Don't Dragons have an internal body temperature of hundreds of degrees?

It depends on what your bullshit lore for dragons is. Most loremasters say Dragons have a gland that produces a chemical that ignites in open air.
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>>85729855
>Targs gained control of the 7 kingdoms through conquest
>Targs lost control of the 7 kingdoms because of conquest

Why does nobody mention this?
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>>85742741
really makes u think
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>>85742662
>internal body temperature of hundreds of degrees
Imagine how much food they'd need to eat
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>>85737952
Hardhome>The Door>Fookin' Legend

The Hardhome one has a way more menacing look.They both look better than the S4 version, which was basically a smirking albino Darth Maul.
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>>85742741
>Targs lost control of the 7 kingdoms because of conquest

I thought its cause the one son kidnapped a girl who was one lords sister and another lords fiance?
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>>85742674
Why do you post ITT if you don't even watch the show?
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>>85742814
All the targaryens got killed or pushed off the continent, I'd call that conquest.
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>>85742674
That's just Sam trying to justify attempting to get Gilly pussy.
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>>85730698
Metathrones.
This anon knows what's up.
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>>85742731
I found the quote:
"Black blood was flowing from the wound where the spear had pierced him, smoking where it dripped onto the scorched sands. He is fire made flesh, she thought, and so am I.
Daenerys Targaryen vaulted onto the dragon's back, seized the spear, and ripped it out. The point was half-melted, the iron red-hot, glowing. She flung it aside."
https://www.hearth.com/talk/wiki/know-temperature-when-metal-glows-red/
If the metal was red hot that means it was at least 1000ish degrees in there.
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>>85737227
4chan is reddit

it's the same fucking thing stop being delusional
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>>85742911
Well I shouldn't expect restraint.
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>>85742004
Want to know how I know that you are a cunt with colored hair ?
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>>85742015
whats with her hand?
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>reddit cucks think they wont have her win
>reddit cucks think they wont make the 1 thing women have to offer to men be the ultimate reason for her ruling the entire fucking planet, because you know, thats what women want to see
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>>85743093
>muh tumblr bogeyman
You're a fat joke, do right by your parents and off yourself.
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>>85736550
I want to fill her big empty head with my jizz.
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>>85730136
It's not rightfully hers
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>>85742015
>>85742091
Soon to be aunt wife
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>>85736076
t. retarded dany YASSSS SLAYYYY fan
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I want dany to fart in my mouth
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>>85736503
Arya kills littlefinger
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>>85742741
>MUH BIRTHRIGHT

Next thing Jon snow is gonna tell all the Andal decedents to fuck off because the northerners are the true natives of westeros.
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>>85739295
Just say you don't like it, instead of acting like it's not a valid reason.
>>
Anyone got that iceberg Game of Thrones theory picture?
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>>85743194
You just made the muh MRA boogeyman argument. You should neck yourself instead.
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>>85730409

I would love this. I've always disliked Daenerys but I'd like to see her character develope like this. It would certainly make the show watchable again.
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>>85736362
Feels like what?
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>>85744044
like his face changes drastically each time we see him
holy fuck can you read
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oh snap.
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>>85729855
WHY HE DOESNT BEND THE KNEEEEEE TYRION WTF ??
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>>85744093
>>
Imagine the look on her face when she finds out Jun Snur is the true heir.

But of course he'll surrender his claim because thexworkd needs a stronk woman.
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>>85734888
>I FREED SLAVES AND SHIT REEE
>BOW TO ME OR ILL ENSLAVE YOU
>>
no more fleet no more sand peoples no more knights

bow to me pls ? i'm the rightfully queen pls
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>>85730086
>humanitarian
>cant have kids
>massive war and then 20 years of peace until she croaks and start a bunch more succession wars
>>
Dany is such an entitled little bitch.
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>>85744093
>>85744141
http://archive.is/PWEa7
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>Hey, come to dragonstone to bend the knee
>Nice to see that you came to the dragonstone, your knee can start bending any time now

>NO

>REEEEEEEE TYRION YOU SAID HE WAS GONNA BEND YOU SAID!!!
>why did you come then?

>I don't remember

>hey Jon, daily reminder I'm an alcoholic and that Varys has no cock, lel am I right? A wise man once said you came here for dragonglass. It was me. I said that. roflmao. gib emmy.

>Oh yeah, dragonglass, I totally I forgot!

This fucking show.
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>>85735852
I thought the Riverlands got BTFO and are under Cersei's thumb
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>>85744348
They're more of a resource drain at this point.
People there were starving before winter even started.
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>>85729904
> This is Daenerys Stormborn, queen of the andals and the first men, ruler of the seven kingdons, khaleesi of the dothraki, breaker of chains, mother of dragons, bla bla bla bla

> This is Jon Snow.
.
.
.
Oh, he is king in the North, I guess? That's... that's all.
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>>85744385
>This is Jon Snow. He died and resurrected.
They were just being modest.
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>>85729855
>Valyrian
>"Westerosi"
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>>85742595

Jon's a mary sue for sure, but in this last episode he wasn't nearly the biggest OC tier mary sue in the room. He's the only character driving the main plot and at this point I think all of /got/ can agree this trainwreck needs to just up and end already so I atleast like that he's moving things along. It also seems like he's above the dickwaving which is refreshing considering the entirety of dany "muh dragons" of many titles.

it's not that Jon's great or even good. it's that he's far and away the least insufferable of the main characters.
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>>85742970
How did Bran the builder do it by himself?????????? Click here to find out why!
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>>85744385
Including that shit in an ironic sense is retarded at this point, if they're seriously going with that introduction.. hoo boy! Dumb&Dumber really knocked it out of the park.
>>
Why did Valyria end up an unlivable hell on earth? Like, why them niggas gotta b like that?
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>>85742111
>
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>>85742723
Forever but they were on another continent.
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>>85744503
She's got a man ass and pancake tits.
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>>85730409
Have you read the leaks for this season? No she isn't
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>>85734716
That scene was laughably bad
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the only /ourguy/ left in the series

if only the night king was a fan favorite he might win
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>>85744521
This is a man ass.
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>>85744521
she's also fat, extremely short and walks like a retard
yes, that was my point
anyone who finds her attractive is either blind or has been a virgin for too long
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>>85736694
Knight KIng turned slav
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>>85734716
>You are pretty good at being in command, Lady Sansa
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>>85744601
They adopted Craster's incest babies. The White Walkers resurrect the dead.
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>>85742145

She lifts burgers heavier than that sword.
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>>85730136
>rightfully hers
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>>85744603
No, this is.
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>>85744616
>has been a virgin for too long
*shrinks back*
I've been found out!
>>
>>85729855
Is Jon supposed to mirror elements of Alfred the Great?
>>
>>85744735
Kek was I going to post that but I couldn't find it quickly on Google and I didn't want to have to make the gif/webm myself.
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>>85744616
The irony is that virgins tend to have higher "standards". I mean sour grapes am I right? I don't want it ANYWAYS!!
>>
>>85744792
I seriously fucked better looking girls, and I'm not a Chad and rarely have sex
>>
>>85744831
Hah
>>
>>85744831
>I seriously fucked better looking girls,
true
>and I'm not a Chad and rarely have sex
not true
>>
>>85744888
OH FUCK I fucked up which part said true and not true. And I got trips. Oh well >>85744831 I guessed I accidentally proved you were telling the truth when I was trying to accuse you of lying.
>>
>>85742440
Because it's pretty much unassailable in winter, so it's best to have it under control
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>>85744919
>>85744888
Ok, she has somewhat cute face, but her body really is below average. You probably fucked better girls yourself, unless you exclusively do hambeasts.
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>>85741973
>King Slayer slaying a queen
>reverse
If DABID were any smart, they'd not do that.
If they wanted to subvert expectations they'd make the adversaries/pairings more ambiguous.

>>85730086
>why does she need to rule all seven kingdoms
>MUH BIRTHRIGHT
Anyway, she's being written wrong.
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>>85735953
>>85742572

seconded. Needs more (You)s
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>>85743815
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>>85745639
My man
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>>85742970

Where is Trump's wall
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where the fuck are they getting black fur from? don't they live in a place that's pretty much permanent snow?
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if she was a man imagine how many shit kotaku and guardian articles they'd be about how they're a despot and a perfect allegory for the trump Putin era where white male can doomsday device everyone
>>
>>85743734
>Andals
>"Westerosi"
See >>85744408
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>>85745898
DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF!!!! ROFL!!!!
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>>85729855
it's pretty funny how in the books she wasn't raped and Drogo was actually a gentleman that night
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>>85744686
Is this kid the same one that plays gillys kid?
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>>85745639
Bolt-on is casual tier.

Roose Bolton is the Rat cook is final descent into the abyss tier.

???
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>>85734716

>Maester doesnt know how long winters are
>Sansa is a genius for pointing out that people need food

WHY
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>>85746898
To play the doubles advocate, he just didn't have the knowledge of the longest winter on record to hand.
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Dany is all strong Queen until she eventually gets so wet for Jon that she let's him ride her like Carl Drogo did. If anyone is bending a knee it's Danny so she can get down to sucking her nephew's dick.
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>>85747282
>doubles advocate
It's all a damp squid, really.
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>>85744735
That ass grab is sexy as fuck. Cersei is GOAT.
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>>85747314
The baby will be another freak will it?
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>>85736694
vlad looks better. but it still looks buffytier
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>>85744385
Pretty sure he added the title to make fun of Dany's never ending bragging.
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>>85747616
never ending title*
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>>85730324
>>85735953

samefag
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>>85730147
YOU DA FIRST YASS QUEEN TO RULE DA 7 KINGDOMS
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>>85742595
>night's watch vow doesn't clarify the meaning of death
What the fuck is there to clarify about the meaning of "death"? How about it means what it literally means and has always meant? You're really grasping at straws because you hate Jon Snow so much and don't want to let go of "m-muh oathbreaker!" theory no matter how retarded it is. Death is death, Jon died, Jon's watch ended.
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>>85742217
what if you're the half-sister of their parent?
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>>85744339
>I'll just go back home because Dany is a bitch, fuck our only source of weapons that can kill the undead, I can't help my people by being next to said source
truly a masterpiece among tv-shows
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>>85735852
Riverlands and Vale are Littlefinger (Is Petyr the LP of the riverlands in the show I don't remember?)
Reach is Cersei
Stormlands doesn't exist in the show
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Finger in the bum?
>>
I'll give you, ten dollars to cancel this fucking TV series.

#cancelgameofthrones
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>>85744616
>she's also fat
nope
>extremely short
yup, she a cuite patootie
>walks like a retard
what are you, autistic?
>>
>>85740455
It's reaching the point where I have no idea what the writers intend

Are they deliberately making Dany out to be an insane bitch or are we meant to be on her side?
Are Tyrion/Olenna deliberately giving Dany terrible advice and plans for their own gain or do D&D really think that's how war works?
Are Euron/Cersei meant to be seen as villains or the best part of the show?
Is Sansa intentionally being written as an idiot because she's a little girl with no ruling experience or is she meant to look smart?
Is Arya meant to look like a psycho cold blooded murderer or YASS QUEEN SLAY THOSE FREYS?
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>>85736694
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