>And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm

>>85724978
he's a goddamn pillowbiter in real life too

fucking fags

>>85724978
huge jackedman should have played Gaston. He's tall, muscular, can sing, and actually has manly features..

>>85725535
What is a pillowbiter?

>>85725605
Luke Evans did a great job singing, but he just wasn't big enough for Gaston.

>>85725769
Pillowbiter refers to a man who enjoys having his anus penetrated by another man's erect penis. This act is usually continued until orgasm, which involves ejaculating into the recipient's rectum. Let me know if that's too vague for you.

>>85725958
Do you have any visual representations of this act?

>>85726037
This is not suitable for work, are you sure?

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>>85725605
>tfw we will never have Huge Jackedman Gaston in the big screen

>>85726184
And with that, I will enjoy my ban!

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>>85726184

>>85724978
That fucking song where he's singing about how amazing and alpha he is was hilarious because he was surrounded by extras who were taller and bulkier than him

No actor was going to go all Tom Hardy as Bane for this turd though

>>85725958
So a Fudgepacker?

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>>85726172

>>85726312
Correct! Still waiting for the sweet peace of a ban.