>tfw the "women are funny, get over it" meme literally

>>85724231
how do you ruin something that already sucks

>>85724902
By adding in forty second insecure mustache monologues with no jokes

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>>85724902
They hired these people

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>>85724231
>Show went full reddit instead of going full on the Xxxtra parme

>>85725608
pathetic

>>85724231

Theres something that makes my skin crawl about this show. Its an amalgamation of everything wrong with western society today. Cynical pseudo-nihilistic millennial trash that thinks cheap appeals to being deep makes a cartoon amazing. The same type of asshole who proclaims themselves lovers of science because they adopt this consumerist man child persona of manchild nerd culture, yet cant even explain how lift and drag makes airplanes fly or something. Its bazinga shit all over again, but infinitely more pretentious and annoying. The people who like this show are the same people who wear cum stained anime t-shirts out in public and talk uncomfortably loud while at a restaurant

>>85724231
I knew it all along
I hope the creators reconsider it and fire the ass of these bitches

>>85725608
>50/50
>Clearly more women
>Justin most likely barely writes
>Man on the middle left and Harmon may as well be women
80/20 split

>>85724231
are there people that actually think women are equal to men? like i know that we get taught this in school but no one actually believes this right?

>>85725608
i hope these four whrores get fired

>>85726048
Justin probably just keeps on doing this for the sake of money, reddit Harmon took his show and wiped his fat filthy ass with it.

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I love how ass-blasted this show makes /pol/. It's not even good, but it's wonderful all in the same.

>>85726028
The people who like this show are the most ultra non offensive norm core people you will ever meet with a twinge of liking Reddit and claiming to love Star Wars.

The type of person who will always say 'let's agree to disagree' or 'fair enough' 5 minutes into any disagreement because they can't actually take a stance on anything unless someone else is doing it for them.

>>85726164

>I consume shit because it mildly annoys a chinese cartoon image board!

>>85726164
How are you reading /pol/ in to this?

You people are seriously obsessed with them.

>>85726164
>pointing out the incompetent people is being /pol/ now

Everything is about /pol/ nowadays heh

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>>85726241
>>85726244
>>85726259
Hello, /pol/.

I don't care if there are women writing the show but being a good writer should be more important than just be a woman.

>>85726159
I can't blame him, it looks like an incredibly easy gig, and it must pay well. Fuck Harmon though.

>>85726122
6 seasons and a movie

>>85726336
Women are forced into everything nowadays, because they are irrelevant on their own. When they get older, less people like them and they can't rely on their looks as much, which is all they have.

They are victims of their own fucked up mentality.

>>85726336

sexist

>>85726405
>muh women ruin everything maymay
>>>/pol/
Time to go back.

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>>85726164
>mfw /pol/ are the jews for r*ddit and leftypol

>alt right crying intensifies
You faggots never likes this show in the first place, you're the biggest fucking crybabies I swear. You should never wonder why women won't date you, ever.

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>he watches Reddit and Memey

>>85726485
>>85726573

we are discussing a show and you are injecting a political motive into the discussion for no reason which is derailing the conversation. No one cares about you are youre retarded paranoid. Please stop this

>>85726391
there won't even be a next season if things still going the way they are
stupid womyn
why the hell did they think it was a good idea casting these whrores?

>>85726573
>t. Ugly roastie

The writing quality has definitely gone down. It was good while it lasted I guess.

>>85724902
FPBP

>>85726573

I like the first two seasons, but this one is just plainly bad. Now fuck off.

>>85726405
thread
even at cooking they are not better

I wait for the day some hilarious comedy or thought provoking show is written by a team of 95% women, and then after a couple of successful seasons they are forced to bring on staff to make it 50/50 men and women.

Could this ever realistically happen within the next 10 years?

>>85726749

This will never happen, not even as a joke.

>>85726197
>The type of person who will always say 'let's agree to disagree' or 'fair enough' 5 minutes into any disagreement because they can't actually take a stance on anything unless someone else is doing it for them.
they're just trying to stop your autism from continuing to flare up

>>85726628
Fuck off, nazi

>>85726749
>hilarious comedy or thought provoking show is written by a team of 95% women
>Could this ever realistically happen within the next 10 years?
It hasn't happened in the last ten thousand, so I'll say no, probably not

>>85726822
Let's agree to disagree

>>85726628
>"I'm the victim! I'm the victim!"
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>85724902
It should be concerning that women managed to make it suck more.

>>85725608
"Like the EARLY days of Community". And is that supposed to be a good thing?

>>85726749
no
not because they won't hire men
but because there will NEVER be a decent comedy show written by a team of this amount of women
NEVER

>>85726749
look at ghostbusters for reference

>wow those first two seasons of our niche show went really well, should we give rises to the guys who wrote them and made us all loads of money?
>nah lets fire them all and hire a bunch of women lol

what assholes, would love to hear what those fired writers actually think

>>85727010
which ones were fired?

>>85727010
did they really fire some of the guys?

When /tv/ called Rick and Morty reddit in the past, I knew they were just trolling fans of the show for being insufferable retards. Like the kind of people who get calf tattoos of popular memes, read xkcd and look up the punch line on wikipedia then share it with their friends, and dab in group photos.

After last night's episode, I know this show is truly is 100% reddit now. Dark for dark's sake, relationship bullshit, wish fulfilment power fantasies-- everything that made Harry Potter popular and awful is now in Rick and Morty.

>>85726749
ahaahahahhahhahahha......ahhahahahhahahahha.....ahahahahahhahahahha fuck me that is some funny shit

>>85727088
I blame the womyn cast

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>>85726749
you shitlord, diversity is just for white men, not for white women

>>85727308
funnier than women can ever dream to do tho

>>85726090
What school taught you that?

PICKLERICK!!!

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>>85727593

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>>85727622

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>>85727644

>>85727593
>>85727622
What's this "just add magic" bullshit?

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>>85727658

I hate girls so much you guys, this is why I never go on dates with them. They're so dumb and stupid!

>>85727593
>>85727622
>>85727644
>>85727658
>>85727679
oh shit
the show is doomed

>>85727707
fuck off roastie

go make a standup about shoes

>>85727707
so you are a fag?

are there any funny women?

>>85727075
They tried to unionize, so hamon got rid of them

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>>85727770
kek

That's a shame. I'm not mad that they hired women. I'm mad they hired the buzzfeed and triggerwarning crowd.

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I knew something was wrong with the whole "Wow Summer is so badass!" rhetoric being forced into the show

>>85727797
This one has some decent jokes
https://youtu.be/ipLatQqZD3Q?t=1m52s

>>85726573
>alt right

who?

>>85727847
yeah
they are not women,they are womyn!

these people are only good when inside a coffin

Women can be alright writers, Breaking Bad had 2 women from 7 writers. But it wasn't a comedy.

>>85727797
in theory

>>85727916
Start at 1:52

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahqhahaqhhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahaha

What are they going to do for 90% of the B stories now that can't use "Beth and Jerry have marriage problems"?

>>85727946
I genuinely think women are better at writing women. Skylar is a hated character but I think she's pretty well written

>>85727679
dem answers tho

>>85728002
Divorce problems

>>85727946
The difference aside from it not being a comedy is those women probably had more experience and weren't full braindead libtards as seen above in the tweets.

>>85726197
Norm core is massively offensive though even if they aren't disturbing anyone else.

>>85728006
skyler was shit. think of all teh great women on mad men. how many female writers?

>>85728002
Have you watched the most recent episode? They're just going to focus on THE DRAMATIC CONSEQUENCES of this stupid mad scientist comedy premise

>>85727658
>>85727679

Jesus fuck

>>85728069
Well yeah, that too obviously.

>>85727679
>should hang from a tree

Alt-right /pol/ babies

>>85727679
God damnit, why do you autists have to start shit like this.
Can't we all come together and just say "show isn't funny anymore time to stop watching".
That position doesn't blatantly make it clear why we think it isn't funny so libtards can't quite latch on to anything and write blog posts about rape culture, but doing this just gives them fuel and more importantly, much more power in the situation. It'll be the next gamer gate all over again

>man is ugly
>therefore gets no attention
>strives to get it, goes to gym, picks up ultra hard degree at university so he can get rich to make up for his ugliness
>ultimately makes his ugliness into an asset

>woman is ugly
>gets no attention
>turns literally insane, not even the funny variant from a tv show, literally insane shaving half of her head and adhering to the most absurd ideologies
>ends up a failure at 40 years old or a useful idiot like these whores up here
Even ugly men are better than women.

>>85725608
>Similar to the early days of Community
So that's why Season 1 was so terrible.

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>85727797
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler both genuinely make me laugh. I don't know about Poehler, but Fey is legitimately a hilarious writer.
There are probably others. But talented people don't tend to whine and complain about diversity and gender politics

>>85727010
Source or you are talking out of your ass

>>85726197
I say fair enough if I don't want to offend people with my opinion, doesn't mean I don't take a stance on anything. It's called having basic social skills.

>>85728254
There are good female writers galore that you never hear about because they can write about things that arent MUH VAGINA.

Looks like Dan Harmon has decided to hire the "8 ways I got raped getting onto the bus this morning (you'll never believe number 4)

May I be honest and level headed for a change and say that I didn't notice that much of a drop in quality since, you know, Rick and Morty had way more bad episodes than good since S1?
Most of the time it's simply not funny or hilarious, the time I actually laugh out loud are way less than from Futurama S1 or even South Park s2toS8, half the episodes that try to be "deep" fall flat on their face and the show is only good when it keeps the adventure part.

>>85728377
>since, you know
Speak like an adult.

>>85726553
The difference between Jews and /pol/ is that Jews won't out themselves as easily as /pol/acks like you did.

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>>85725608
Poor Little White Boy

>>85726749
I thought Mean Girls was pretty funny.

>>85725608
>"I think the important thing about gender in the writers' room is not representation, it's balance"
And here I was, thinking the important thing about the writers' room was writing.

>>85728463
Welcome to the current year.

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>>85725608
>the important thing about gender in the writers room is not representation, it's balance

>>85728377
Come on. I'm someone who normally defends this show and had no idea about the writers when watching the episode
This was clearly considerably worse. From opening with Summer suddenly being a badass, to spending the entire episode in a lazy mad ma world
It's like they saw the purge episode and thought, "hey let's do that but with an epic film we love XD"
And because of that, they don't properly satirize the concept or have an engaging story; instead it's just a cool backdrop for the completely uninteresting story

>>85725608
Don't Community fans all basically agree the show get better later on? LEL! LEL! LEL!

>>85728463
Oh sweetie you are so out of line right now I could drag you so hard

>>85727471
>caring about diversity in TECHNOLOGY
Might bring a Tibetan monk in the team as well, he can't even turn on an ipad but I really needed that diversity!

>>85727658
I can barely remember a single white person in Luke Cage, and if they were extras that's the entire point of them. What do these people want?

>>85725608
Yes, I'm sure all the other writers were clammering for new people to replace them.

>>85728584
>What do these people want?
attention and power

>>85728377
This newest episode could be interchanged with a Family Guy episode and be indistinguishable. It has a random parody setting that does nothing with the story and serves as a replaceable backdrop that could be switched for any other pop culture reference and have it work. Sounds like Family Guy, check. We have a main character that is now a punching bag for unfunny jokes that don't have a joke set up --> payoff. The humor is just being mean to him. Sounds like Family Guy, check.

>>85728307
You use this one phrase in one certain very specific situation, which must certainly mean it is respectable in all of them?

It must be amazing to actually be stupid enough to make yourself so utterly wrong on something just half way through a short sentence. Leave.

>>85728555
not sure if youre serious cuz i didnt watch the final seasons but 1 and 2 were much better than 3 and 4 which were awful.

>>85728532
The world felt lazy, sure, but Summer was not meant to be "badass" but more flawed and needy because of the divorce.
Summer being a better assistant than Morty was hinted in S2 as well.

I'm just optimistic and hoping they'll solve the forced divorce drama in the next 2 episodes.

>>85728377
>May I be honest
If you're going to post retarded shit like this when you're being "honest" then no you may not.

>>85726197
>The type of person who will always say 'let's agree to disagree' or 'fair enough' 5 minutes into any disagreement because they can't actually take a stance on anything
Want to know how I know you're almost definitely an insufferable faggot?

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Last episode was so fucking bad. I can't believe this show has jumped the shark already. Just terrible.

I'm just glad you guys found something new to cry about so I can continue to make fun of you. I really hope you can keep it up all season, because making fun of you is one of the things I'm best at.

See you next thread!

>>85728652
Fair enough.

>>85728532

Summarized it perfectly. I was watching Rick and Morty but it wasn't Rick and Morty. At first I couldn't put my finger on it and I started to just chalk it up to the talent running low on ideas going into season three but now that I see what they did to the writers room it makes perfect sense.

Well, at least we got two seasons out of it.

>>85728625
Morty being literally retarded is a thing since the first episode of S1, they even made it a fixed plot point in the first Rick federation episode.
However what the writers of the show did well so far was to show that even if you're smarter and more assertive and whatever it doesn't mean you're not flawed.
Look at the couple consueling episode, even if Jerry is shown as a worm for what Beth thinks of him we're still shown that she's basically a bitch.
An alcoholic bitch at that.

Rick is the only real Mary Sue but that's because he has to make it all work.
I'm NOT saying yesterday episode was good, mind you, I'm just not seeing the libtard muh DRUMPF influence at work here.

>>85728664

Better assistant doesn't fill the "need" though. Remember Morty's along for the ride because he's stupid enough to camoflage Rick's brain waves. Not sure if Summer can fill that niche.

>>85728738
OK whatever you say, anonymous poster we dont even know.

>>85728679
Wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

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>*BUUUUUUUUUUURPPP* M-MORTY, Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU GOTTA V-VOTE FOR HILLARY M-M-M-MORY *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* D-DRUMPF IS A R-R-R-RACIST *BUUUUUUUUUURP* G-GENDER ISN'T B-B-B-B-B-BINARY M-MORTY *BUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

What did they mean by this?

It's a shame because I thought the show had a lot of potential. Crashing and burning only 3 seasons in is pretty fucking sad, this is the kind of writing you'd expect from a show in its 7th season or something.

>>85728778
>Well, at least we got two seasons out of it.

I feel like it's very little. We should have gotten at least 2 more seasons before it gets unbearable.

It's not fair bros! Girls were mean to me in high school, I hate when women are involved in things! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85728971
King of the Hill, a cartoon grounded almost entirely in reality, was able to stay fresh and relateable for at least the first 8 of its 13 season run. I think after Judge moved on and stopped being involved in the day to day managing of the show it became wacky and stupid. Rick and Morty has a premise that enables absolutely any storyline and it's crashing after 1.5 seasons. I personally think a slim majority of Season 2 was pretty subpar already. Now Season 3 isn't very good at all either. How do you run out of ideas with a premise like this?

>>85728996
what if i hate women even though they were always good to me in real life

>>85729085
>How do you run out of ideas with a premise like this
Hire a more diverse team of writers.

>>85724231
>women are funny
they can be, lauren lapkus is hilarious on the CBB podcast.

but thats because she doesnt get strung up about PC comedy

>>85729089
Mental problems obviously.

>>85728996
No, women are actually nice if you keep them in check. Ironically. it's the doormats who are white knighting all the time.

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Women, generally, just aren't funny. If you take some random man and some random woman, the man is much more likely to be funny.

The reason is simple and everyone knows it. People who are funny generally have faced adversity in their life. Robin Williams used humor to deflect from his life-long battle with depression. Louis CK (cuck stuff aside) is ugly, was poor growing up, and faced a lot of bullying. Most comedians are men who are ugly, or short, or fat, or have had troubles. They turn that into jokes, because when you make people laugh they are less likely to bully you, or scream at you, or hit you. It's just sort of the natural way of things. You can also argue men use humor to make up for their lack of attractiveness when it comes to women too, which combined with the above is usually what leads to the brightest, funniest people.

You can see this is true by looking at people who have had perfectly normal, upper class backgrounds trying to do comedy and their fail utterly. Look at every time some actor tries to do a comedic role when they're not comedians. It just doesn't work. Now I will also be the first to say this isn't guaranteed, you don't had to have been bullied to be funny, but in 90% of cases it is something like that. It's what sharpens someone's comedic chops.

Women in general face a lot less direct adversity growing up. They face bullying too, but it's more of an indirect route. Talking behind your back, spreading rumors, things that can't possibly be deflected by humor. How do you counter the rumor that you're a slut with humor? It doesn't really work.

That is why women are less funny. Only a small portion of the population is witty enough, quick enough, and funny enough to be a comedian, and most of them are men. It's simply how it is. It is nothing against women at all, but when you look at every popular female comedian and how absolutely horrible they are, I think you'll understand what I mean.

>>85729213
i tried to get autismbucks but the doctors said no

>>85728573
>Tibetan monk
>for diversity points
You're doing it all wrong. The diversity police barely cares about asians. If you want to get on their good side, you need to hire niggers, women, and muslims (and to a lesser extent, mexicans)

>>85728705
A little tip for you in life. Be a man and express yourself without asking others for permission first.

>>85725608
>Not one black person

>>85724902
/thread

>>85728996
"I can't stand men pointing out an obvious truth"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85726633
>if things still going the way they are

One bad episode so far this season? You act like 1 and 2 didn't have their fair share of duds.

>>85728996
>Anything starts including people for the sake of diversity
>it instantly becomes shit

You should be hiring people based on their ability, not on the color of their skin or what is between their legs. When you stop hiring the best and instead go for what will make your officer more brown, or give it more estrogen, or give it more hijabs, you are doing yourself a disservice. If it turns out white men are the best at doing something, it may be uncomfortable to say, but your product will ultimately fail. I don't see a whole lot of white guys playing Basketball, yet no one complains about diversity there.

>>85724231
>>tfw the "women are funny, get over it" meme literally ruined this show
Nah, you just followed what /tv/ normally does. By season 2.5 you're over a show and looking for reasons to hate it.

>>85726164
I've never heard /pol/ discuss Rick and Morty.
CNN? Sure. Colbert? Yes, but not as much as
/tv/ discusses him. /pol/ isn't stuck discussing
just tv and movies and so has a much wider
area of "crazy" to roam over. What really does
R&M have to rage about other than Harmon
is a "cuck" in both senses of the word? As bad
as Harmon is, he isn't a transgender woman
who still has her penis, doesn't take hormones
and is a in a "lesbian" relationship with a
purple haired woman, AND who bitches
about about how she is a woman and is no
different from any other women OMG
YOU BIGGOT..... and on and on.
So /pol/ has bigger, crazier fish to fry.

Will there ever be an episode worse than the Intergalactic TV 2.0 episode?

>>85728996
womyn spoted

There is noone in the world who cares about "diversity"

This is the weakness on the part of thes beta males, usually white, to allow the shitskins or women to take over.

Whites are taught that you can never defend what is yours, that is a crime called racism, sexism, xenophobia, etc

>in comedy group in university around 6 years ago
>we have 1 on 1s where rest of the group rates both performances and picks a winner
>get put against new girl, girlfriend of group leader
>she goes first
>just endlessly makes fun of me, my weight, my acne my hair. Not just pointing them out, horrendously insulting me, everyone howling in laughter. Most of this was not joke material, just stating she didn't think any woman would want me and i was going to die alone
>a note, this was not a 'roast off', it was just about taking our own material and testing it, she obviously didn't have any so just used me
>quite sure this event gave me some kind of PTSD, i literally cannot forget it. It can keep me 4 nights of the week sometimes, though i would never actually admit this to a real person, acknowledging being such a weak person would be the final step to actually ending my life
>similiar things happened every single time this 1 on 1 thing happened with a female 'comedian', can't do the same back to a 20 year girl who has tonnes of friends, good grades and a boyfriend, just doesn't work
>genuinely hated women in comedy ever since

I am ashamed of how i am but it doesn't change. I hope in a few years i will be able to see a female comedian / comedic writer without instant anxiety, hatred and wanting to avoid the show.

>Dan harmon everybody

http://danharmon.tumblr.com/post/152959464619/manspology

>>85729812
fucking nerd lol

>>85729812
In Highschool some chick in my class started to make fun of me in front of everyone (Calling me fat, said I was ugly, called me a virgin), so I cut her off in the middle of it and said she was a filthy, dumb slut that was going to die at 30 when her alcoholic husband beats her to death.

She started crying and I got suspended for 3 days, even though everyone saw her initiate it and make fun of me out of the blue for no reason. I guess I took it further than her, but still.

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Episode 2 was not bad just mindless filler

>>85729812
yeah
just remember what the landwhale of Amy Schumer told about the dead guy from Jackass in front of his close friends

women are incapable of doing stand up comedy if they not humiliate someone

>>85726090
nah it's mostly nerds who think being nice is getting them laid which is why you see this attitude so often on the internet.

>>85727707
t. Cuck

>>85729812
lol. what is this some kind of feminist larp back story trying to understand why men think women arent funny?

>>85729812
Please consult a therapist, not even memeing

>arguing with holes.jpg

>>85729812
kek, you got BTFO

>>85729970
Because you acted like an autistic child.

>>85730113
>a real man would have just taken it

Not even that guy but how the fuck are you supposed to react in a situation like that?

>>85729891
breh... that is some weak ass shit

>>85728863
He meant Jerry idiot

>>85729891
LOL chock up another casualty of Making America Great Again

This faggot decided to cuck out and ruin his show

>>85730113
>It's okay to call someone a fat, ugly virgin in front of the whole class
>But you're autistic if you respond

Sure, maybe he went too dark but it isn't autistic to respond, especially if you're embarrassed and angry.

>>85725608
>>85726048
Holy fuck, look at that forehead on the guy on the middle left

>>85728738
Hi dan

>>85730113
>thinking it is better not coming with a comeback

I think you are the austisc

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>tfw i never got bullied enough to have cringey misogynist outbursts as a teenager that i could exaggerate in order to green text for lots of (you)'s

>>85729812
Only way to come back from this is to drop the comedy act and say something like "dude are you serious? We're here to have fun!" Women are susceptibile to group shame first and foremost, you've got to start making everyone feel bad for letting it get like that, you win as soon as a single person pipes up and agrees. Which they will, unless you're the only fat retard in the room.

Alternatively, get in good shape and bang one out after she hits the wall. I've done this and it doesn't really make you feel better, but it's an easy nut

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>>85729277
Women are the very definition of hypocrisy

>>85728738
may I call you Djorgin Schönner?

tammy pescatelli is a very funny female comic

I was a sound guy for 3 years and she is one of the nicest funniest female comics.

She is so chill and talks like one of the guys, just your general italian new yorker. And she doesnt talk about sex or rip on guys.

She is so good that her jokes are stolen.

If you like comedy, shes pretty legit.

>>85729277
Very normie analysis, if you can call it that anon.

https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

>>85729277

Metalocalypse got it right about comedy. It's about hate.

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>>85726906
what about the show Girls

>>85725608
Every time.

>>85728184
>>85728167
You are defending "counter" Virtue signalling

No one gives a fuck nigger

>>85725608
>craving for a gender balance
Translation:
>too many bros, not enough hoes

>>85730380
nice of you to join us, tammy

>>85730162
I'm not saying what happened to him was right, even him getting punished. the situation is definitely fucked up. But showing it hurts you and then lashing out two fold is worse and doesn't make you look strong.

My advice? Unless you have something legitimately funny to say, yes, take it. In the long run she'll be remembered as a cunt and you'll at least not be remembered as the kid who couldn't keep his cool.

>Dan Harmon makes a show
>First season is good
>Second season a little less
>Third season is dogshit
Where did I see that before?

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women are only good for one thing, sucking my dick

>>85730287
That's pretty much how it ended. I pretty much said 'Come on now' and got off the stage and she said sorry while still laughing at me, then everyone else stopped, everyone was trying to play it down even though some dude had been kicked out the year before for doing something similiar to someone he didn't like. I didn't really want to do my part after that so they skipped to the next pair.

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>>85729362
thanks for making me laugh anon

>>85729812
You tried

>>85730562
Virgin detected

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>>85726197
>norm core
We don't like Norm anymore?

>>85730642
It's quite alright.

>>85730565
Again, they were all laughing. You didn't play the shame card, should just act h wounded, tell her outright she took it too far, it wasn't funny, hurtful etc. It SHOULD get people on your side unless you're an absolute pariah. Failing that the next step would be to take it up the chain and just report the abuse, at that point you already know people's opinion of you (low, if they just let the abuse go after you said how bad it is) so who cares if they don't like how you got the girl in trouble.

I guess basically just grow a spine yourself. Me, I've got a smart mouth that I typically need to reign in or get in trouble, this would have been one of the times where I got in trouble.

>>85730482
No that's not great either. You keep your cool but lightly though cuttingly humiliate her for being a cunt. Like swatting a fly.

>>85726164
Actually /pol/ has hated this Pleddit trash from Day 1. Anyone who just now dislikes it is probably not /pol/.

>>85730824
haha that is rich

I am a pussy slammer kid, go ask any female member of your family

they'll remember me because of my freakishly girthy dick, just ask your mom sister or cousin if they remember a guy with a dick like an arizona iced tea can

>>85728716
if you think the last episode was where they jumped the shark and not the entire latter half of season 2 then you are fucking retarded

>>85729812
you need to kill her. It's the only way

>>85731088
Nice. I have a big dick too. Maybe you and I could rub our big dicks together sometime.

>>85731113
point out the failures from S2
I dare you

>>85730562
wrong

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>>85724231
reminder that new sincerity is a fucking cancer and literally never funny and they people who like that shit should go watch fucking 7th heaven or Gilmore Girls or some other retarded trash

>>85731195
>boo de la hoo why don't u love me grandpa xd
>le epic lore so deep xd

this shit is cancerous

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>>85727916
ok yeah, her Boston joke got me. she needs more experience and she needs older people in her audience. Problem with Dane Cook was that his audience was pre teens and young adults, and no finds him funny anymore. the redneck guys, Jeff, cable guy, are forever cause they target old people, and young people can still relate based on their parents ect. But she needs a different target and new jokes to stay relevant as she get older imo

>>85726048

>5 men at the table
>5 women at the table
>clearly more women

You're an idiot. Just fucking count.

>>85728951
>Anonymous
What saddens me is that this is inventible. If not this season it will feature in a season after, because these fucking little jewish faggots won't be able to keep their fucking mouths shut about it for long. They will run out of ideas, and have some stupid fucking episode like "both sides of politics are as bad as each other haha am i right? XDXD fuck having any informed opinion eitherwhichway right guys haha"

Haha what is this reeee only virgins think women aren't funny meme shit going on here. Reddit that you?

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>>85726837
Bjorn?

>>85727658
Here's something I can't wrap my head around: how have these people got to the point where they can't sit and watch a show or movie or even play a video game with clearly stressing about how diverse the cast is?

Like seriously do we live in a world now where every other good quality about a piece of work can instantly be dismissed because there ain't enough asians or black people in it? Seriously not trolling but I can't understand how someone actively sits through something and gets so visibly and vocally riled because of these things.

>>85730162
smile it off and shit in her mailbox later

>>85731524

I warned you about marxism bro!
I told you dog!

>>85730482
I urge anyone reading this post to NEVER take advice like this. What a moron

>>85731524
>Like seriously do we live in a world now where every other good quality about a piece of work can instantly be dismissed because there ain't enough asians or black people in it?

pretty much

>>85729812
Reminds me of a time in highschool a cunt shittalked me and I threw a textbook into her head making her cry then got attacked by white knights but it was so fucking worth it.

Why are men so fucking insecure?
NOBODY is taking away your precious stupid movies.

>>85726197
>>85726028
>people who like rick and morty

Retail workers in the 23-35 age group.
The kind of people who use "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about.
Infantilized men who are literally scared to think.
People that live paycheque-to-paycheque.
People who think that movies like The Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between.
People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are 'manly'.
People who decribs N64 games as 'retro'
Men with low sex drives that have an obsession with remarking how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched.
People who think more about which snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing.
People who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but..." when asked about their opinions on homosexuals
People who wear dress shirts with prints and decals on them.
People who have never suffered and don't know what happiness feels like.
CIA agents doing dead drops.
Groups of sheltered 14 year-olds going to see their very first movie together without their parents accompanying them
People who comment on Facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing.
people who make a point of getting excited for something, but never participate in it once it happens.
People who own multiple video-games they bought at full retail price but never opened.
People who consider getting a blowjob as a treat or reward.
People who use words like "Bazooka"
People who have never travelled outside their own countries.
People who will happily use phrases like "I don't read" without a hint of shame.
Grown men who act grossed out when they see penises, whether they're genuinely bothered by male anatomy or they're scared of looking gay.
People who talk about drugs but have never used them.
People who refuse to watch a subtitled movie.

>>85731833
Fucking baffling. I didn't like Luke Cage because it was boring as fuck, and I could think of about ten reasons why that was without even mentioning the colour of people's skin

>>85729579
>White people
>Good at writing scripts
Lol no Hollywood belongs to the Jews not white men. Try not to get confused.

>>85726197
>>85726028
People who set their ringtone to the Transformers theme, even though they never watched it while growing up.
The guy who went to high school with Milla Jovovich, asked her out and was rejected but never got over it.
People who collect the commemorative cups that they give away at movies for upsizing your soda.
Couples who want to fuck in a cinema, are looking for a movie that will guarantee them an empty cinema but don't realise that the midday showing they're going to has exactly one neckbeard looking to see a movie in peace and quite.
People without hope, drive or vision looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least existence as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't require any effort, be it mental or physical
Grown men who refuse to eat onions.
People who walked out of Inception feeling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their comprehension.
People who have actually posted "A:10, V:10, thanks YIFY!"
People whose latent insecurities keep the clickbait business model alive and well.
People who punctuate sentence with "mother-fucking" to give emphasis to something.
People who have ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?!"
People who have never purchased meat from a local butcher.
People who drink scotch because they understand it to be a 'classy' drink
People who imagine themselves going on shooting sprees.
People who like to excuse their use of the word 'nigger' by saying "Well, there are niggers and then there's black people..."
People who have kept the same condom in their wallet so long it's expired
People who have never even been considered for a promotion
People who not only enjoyed Pacific Rim, but enjoyed it so much they went out and purchased merchandise and posters of it.
People who confuse sikhs with muslims.
People who are emotionally invested in AMC's The Walking Dead.
People who share IFLScience articles on Facebook.

>>85732007
don't forget

>Men that say "I'm secure enough in my masculinity to acknowledged that guy is attractive".

>>85726028
>>85726197
People who denounce Twitter because they don't really understand it but they heard someone shitting on it.
Anyone who has ever ordered or made a 'McGangbang', especially if they've ordered it by name.
People who consider The Dark Knight to be a major philosophical influence on their life
People who do not groom their pubic hair
People who own "fantasy knives"
People who consider a meal to be insubstantial if there's no meat component to it
People who wear satin boxers
People who drink Monster energy drinks
People who immediately need to make a joke about burning bowel movements if you mention Indian or Mexican food.
Grown men who put gel in their hair and spike it up.
People who wear camo clothing.
People who had nerf gun fights after the age of 7.
People who know everything about big v8 cars and Harley davidsons yet have never driven/ owned one.
People who talk themselves up when fishing but don't like baiting their own hook.
People who will turn down a free cold beer at a party because ''its not their brand''
People who would put flames on a muscle car if they ever owned one
People who wear baggy/ loose 3/4 cargo shorts
People who will meet a girl once and fantasize about an entire life with that girl.
People that get black out drunk with one friend at home and call it a ''wild night''
Grown men who talk about all the hot bitches they've been with or hooked up with, yet they have a fat girlfriend/wife
People who lost their virginity to a drunk ugly/ fat girl at 4am at the last high school party
People who have never hosted a party which had more than 10 people attend
People who wear t shirts with skulls and or flames on them
People who think a meal at a buffet style restaurant is a classy/ fancy meal
People who wear shaded safety glasses as regular sunglasses
People who wear skate shoes
People who have strong political views that often cross over and don't make sense
People who make mum jokes
People who actually laugh out loud at mum jokes

How do we explain to women that they aren't funny without them getting triggered and disregard everything we say? It's the truth that they don't want to hear

>>85726197
>>85726028
>>85732105
>>85732007
>>85732143
Men that think they are hard yet go to comicon and other nerdy things
People who enjoy movies and say nothing about it but ''it was awesome the (car chase, action, fight scenes) were awesome''
People who post RIP on facebook when a celebrity dies
Men who think they are in charge of the relationship but are under the thumb 24/7
People who played a sport as a kid and constantly talks about how they could have gone pro if it wasn't for somthing out of their control
Men who want the family life like they see in romantic comedies but would be shit with kids
Men who talk about the time they fucked a stripper/ prostitute and think its a massive deal
Men that constantly compare their sex life to yours only when they are getting somthing and will put you down if youre not getting anything.
People who keep count of the number of drinks they've had by ''standard drinks'' not simply how many bottles/ cans/ glasses they've had

>>85732105
>>85732143
>taking the time to type all of this out

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>>85726259
/pol/ is everything...

>>85731113
S03e02 is probably the worst episode.

>>85732081
yeah
cause jews are black

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>>85725608

what is this facial type suppose to convey

>S1 and S2 Summer is a pretty average teenage girl.
>S3 All her average girl traits discarded. Becomes masculine.

>>85729398
haha black people can't read let alone write haha

>>85732292
That makes me uncomfortable.

>>85731336
I don't blame him because most of them do look like women. Only the umkempt beard fags looked remotely male and even then they still look like girly fags.

>>85732279
Jews are Jews.

>>85732216
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>85731895
>Women: We demand gender quotas in tv and film and we totally care about them
>Also women: Lol no one is taking your stupid shows away

>>85732143
>Defending Twitter
Good list otherwise.

I went to the early screening of the episode at petco park outside of comic con. a lot of the crowd looked like they frequented tumblr.

>>85732292
>mfw Trump got elected

>>85732105
>People without hope, drive or vision looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least existence as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't require any effort, be it mental or physical

H-hey.....

>>85732143
>People who will meet a girl once and fantasize about an entire life with that girl.

Are you talking shit about my nigga Dante?

>>85726164
/pol/ actually loves this show because it's based and nihilistic like them

>>85732143
>People who will meet a girl once and fantasize about an entire life with that girl.
>People who have never hosted a party which had more than 10 people attend
>People who do not groom their pubic hair
a lot of your points cover most of this site. Where do you think you are?

>>85732292
Wow I went from zero to fucking hate in about half a second.

I just hope we get a lot more episodes with people yelling.

>long, drawn-out "jokes" with no humor
>shitty relationship "humor"
>summer casually murdering people when last season she was huddled in rick's car crying because it killed a guy
>took so fucking long to come out that Mad Max: Fury Road was probably not even out when the script was started
Yep, the womyn cancer has reached a terminal stage.

>>85732292
I thought I was safe from jed the pedophile on this site.

>>85732667
>Based
I thought that expression was tainted by Reddit for a while now, I rarely see an actual /pol/tard use it
>nihilistic like them
Again most /pol/tards are Christian RPers who believe in a lot of bullshit, but far from Nihilistic.

>>85724902
This obviously.

>>85732705
we all knew this was going to happen
I also bet that all the womyn will blame the audience for the show's failure

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>>85732679
All me tbqh

>>85732828
me too

>>85728555
>Don't Community fans all basically agree the show get better later on? LEL! LEL! LEL!
I hope you're joking. The first 3 seasons were easily the best. The rest had very few good episodes.

>>85728555
No. Season 2 was the best but Season 1 was good. Everything after that ranged from mediocre to complete shit.

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Definitely gonna be smoking some major buds with this bro hahah

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>>85732786
>most /pol/tards are Christian RPers

They literally lump christianity with islam, right now the hot thing is paganism and saying stuff like "I praise Odin".

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>>85725608
god that's so fucking gay

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>>85732143
>People who do not groom their pubic hair

Lol, stop watching porn and be a fuckin man. My girl would kill me if I shaved down there.

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Remember this part? It was so awesome! Summer and that guy were yelling at each other for at least 3 minutes! I was all like "LOL YOU GO GRRL!"

>>85733010
>the only options are to let it grow out of control or be smooth like a baby
shut up retard
you don't even have a girlfriend kek

>>85728458
Tina Fey is like the only example of a redpilled female comedy writer, check out Kimmy Schmidt for reference

>>85726028
your problem is you hate the fanbase not the show. I don't like most people in general but that doesn't color my appreciation of rick and morty.

>>85732357
Hahahahahaha u so fanny ahahah haven't heard that one before :)

>>85733037
There is nothing more entertaining than watching a married couple bicker.

>>85733037
>YOU GO GRRL
yeah man that's definitely what they were going for with that scene...

>>85728521
well its probably true. More women than men watch tv so if you want a successful show gotta appeal to women.

>>85732667
/pol/ wants to recreate the world into a Nietzschean Ubermensch. That's the exact opposite of nihilism.

I didn't get the mustache scene

>>85733037
>all of that build up just to make a fucking FLINTSTONES tier joke
Jesus Christ these new writers should be fucking gassed. This is Family Guy laziness.

>>85733037
>implying sitting their watching tv all day isn't the perfect example of nihilism which they spout so much
>'HUURR YOU NED TO GO OUT AND BE MURDERING FOR SOME REASON"

I thought this show was suppose to be smart?

>>85733264
Pretend you're an unfunny cunt.
Okay now do you understand the scene?

>>85724231
Where you expecting anything better from /redditcore/? Have you finally realized that you're consuming trash?

>>85732828
>>85732862
That stuff is not special at all. Single normies literally do all of those things.

>>85733264
Most definitely written by a woman who experienced that exact scenario and thought it was hilarious

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>>85728205
Plenty of men give up on life after putting ZERO effort into bettering themselves too.

>>85733264
mustaches are funny and cute, like a little caterpillar that lives under your nose :3
source: am grill

>>85730562
i lold hard and this entire post and spit chewed up chinese food all over my computer screen

>>85733472
Yeah but for other reasons not because they are a social outcast

>show is gonna be 100% rick and summer by the end of the season because of muh stronk womyn

I'm really hoping this was a fucking dud. Jane Becker fucking sucks as a writer. I really want it to be good next week, but I can't help but think women are going to ruin this show.

Then the mindless fans will still defend it even when it sucks. Some fucker said that the jokes aren't important to the story. I said this is a fucking SITCOM.

Trying to overly dramatize a sitcom is a stupid fucking idea, have women do that and you get an even bigger recipe for disaster.

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Season 1: 8/10
Season 2: 5/10
Season 3: 1/10

>>85728555
>>85726874
>>85728208
Where the fuck did this meme come from?

You don't have to like Community, but if you think the show got better as it went on, or that the first two seasons weren't the strongest, you're either trolling or never watched it.

>>85727593
Why do girls shave part of their hair like this?

>>85732185
you show them your dick and they will know what to do

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>>85726244
>>85726241
>>85726259
>>85726553
>>85731042
>>85732667
How wounded, it becomes....

>>85733737
"bash the fash" hair. It's the freshest meme hairstyle along with dredlocks on white women.

>>85733780
ha ha ha! pure epic win! i love rick and morty! this show is brainfood!

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>>85727658
that stupid fucking cunt the only white people in Luke Cage were Scarfe and like 7 extras, goddammit as a 19 year old I hate being lumped in with these stupid fucking millenials/90's kids who were brought up in the heyday of PC bullshit and can't function non-austically without deconstructing everything as either "oppressive" or "non-oppressive", goddammit I'd rather identify with Gen Z and hope that we turn out better then you bed shitters, fuck

>>85733836
>dude lmaaaaaao
>not my fault you aren't smart enough to 'get it'
Has there ever been a bigger pseudo-intellectual honeypot than R&M and The Big Bang Theory?

>>85733689
The fuck are you on about?? Everyone knows it was shit until season 4.

>>85733780
why can't you people EVER come up with your own jokes,memes or even references? It's always a repackage of something said or made by people you disagree with.

>>85732292
looks like a ftm tranny

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I just checked and the next 2 episodes are also written by women.

>>85725608
Dan Harmon fucks up everything he touches after a two seasons. Except for Harmonquest, which was utter dogshit from the word go.

All these people look like useless, unfunny faggots.

There's this episode of Adventure Time where Finn wants to stay on a train where he does heroic shit nonstop as a way of dealing with his breakup.

That was over in 12 minutes and was a lot more fun to watch than this.

>>85733237 Rick is literally said ubermensch
he's also an ancap which is the spicy meme belief for contrarians

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>>85733658
Episode 1 of S3 was amazing. Fuck off.

>>85734530
They look like the type of cucks to attend a bernie sanders rally together.

All of the women who are on it are gross ultra liberal feminists.

>>85728120
>feather rick

holy shit

this is genius

how have the writers overlooked this?

>>85725608
The eternal nu male strikes again.

Pickle Rick had better be kino or else I'm dropping the show

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>>85728417
>Jews won't out themselves as easily

>>85726028
There aren't enought of these hyper autismos. The people that like this garbage and made it big ARE NU-MALES.

>>85726553
Season 3 when?

>>85726749
No.

>>85728101
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mad_Men_episodes

Mad Men had a fair amount of female writers on staff though Matt Weiner was the dominant creative force throughout.

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>>85733836
>>85734084
Cry some more faggots

>>85734262
next ep was written by a writer from the annoying orange

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>>85729812
I remember having an apple between classes back in college. I was kind of just zoning out with this girl and her friends were off in the distance. Had something happen like this:
> Hear faintly "...that guy eating the apple."
> She comes closer
> "Why are you staring at me?"
> Jokingly say, "Do you think I'm trying to ruin my appetite?"
She didn't really have a response, and her friends jumped in to defend her from a joke.

>>85734084
You seem really wounded, anon

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>>85734891
????

>>85732292
Nigga has a "Cuck Life" tattoo.

>>85725608
Harmon trying to get some pussy after divorce

>>85732007
My blood is boiling and I only read half of the list

nu male concentration camps when !?

>>85724231
The show's target audience (reddit) digs that shit.

>>85732143
What's a fantasy knife?

>>85726197
>The type of person who will always say 'let's agree to disagree' or 'fair enough' 5 minutes into any disagreement because they can't actually take a stance on anything unless someone else is doing it for them.
you sound insufferable

>>85730280
take it easy man

>>85734262
Can someone make a list so I know which episode not to watch.

>>85732201
>People who enjoy movies and say nothing about it but ''it was awesome the (car chase, action, fight scenes) were awesome''
I actually prefer this to pseuds talking about the cinematography, flow, soundtrack, and effects.

>>85728555
No.

>>85735301
I dont even care about the cherry picking but dont you know the difference between Aryans and Anglos?

>>85726197
so this is what a grudge holder looks like

>>85732497
looks like an eel to me senpai

>>85732292
Holding in a shart at a meeting for 2 hours. I can feel his pain