>Watching HBO series >Sudden;y sex scene turns on >loud

Watch with headphones or just tune it down.

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>>85722943
>again

>>85722943
le comedic value anon xD. Serves you right for watching a fuckin HBO series

>his father literally waits outside his room to barge in on him masturbating
kek

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>have gf over
>relatives having a barbecue outside
>loud unexpected sex scene in a show or film
>can be heard echoing throughout the house
inb4 normie

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>watching wrestling
>new day show up
>dad walks in

>characters meet for the first time
>quick cut to them having loud instense sex

is it really this easy for people?

>>85726467
oh wow how embarrassing people think you fuck girls
kys

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>>85722943
>watching the new episode of game of thrones with my brother and his gf
>Cercei starts sucking dick
>she looks over at me

on some real shit there's nothing more awkward than a sex scene coming on when you're watching a movie with a girl you're beta orbiting who totally friend zoned you. where my virgins at? you know what i'm talking about.

sitting there trying to think of a joke to alleviate the awkwardness but also feeling like the movie is outting your intentions because you immediately start thinking of fucking her and it's almost like she can hear your thoughts.

>>85726820
Get out of my head

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>>85722943
BEFORE. EVERY. FUCKING. MOVIE. EVER.

>>85722943
HBO is full nasty sexuality that programs your mind

>be gay
>purposely try to get caught by dad watching straight or lesbian porn
I've never seen my dad happier when he caught me watching some chick getting tittyfucked. Little does he know I watched for the cock.

>>85727081
lol they know anon.

>>85726581
stay mad permavirgin

>watching game of thrones
>sex scene comes on
>mom asks when im going to get a girlfriend
>i pretend she doesnt say anything
>mom says i can bring girls in my room if i want

>>85726820
ive never experienced this or anything like this

Dude, just get down on your knees and give your dad sultry eyes. Works every time.

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>>85726820
>being a beta orbiter
I was you when I was in my late teens/early 20s. I eventually sorted myself out. Hopefully you do too.

>>85722943
What do you expect? It's a feminist show so they want to get horny all the fucking time

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>>85726820
>being a beta orbiter

>>85725266
My dad literally did that

>>85726820
>when the relationship is so platonic you start jacking it as if she wasn't there
>tfw alpha orbiter

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>>85726820
>Get friendzoned by a female friend when I ask her out to the movies
>She's still down to hang out that night, she's just "not looking for that kind of relationship right now"
>Bummedbutwhatever.png
>Pick her up
>On the way to the movies we start talking about some study abroad students we'll be working with that week as a part of the Japanese course we're both in
>Start talking about how it'll be kinda hard to explain some of our university's dumb traditions because of the language barrier
>Like how there's a tree on campus that if you walk under alone you'll be alone forever, but if you go under with another person you'll be together forever
>Bring up up a rumor I heard that some students had dubbed a newly grown branch "The Friend Zone Branch"
>Supposedly works like the rest of the tree, but if you go under it with anyone you'll get friend zoned
>She just kinda nods and we both agree that it's really stupid
>Realize later that night how much of a tool I must have sounded like

>>85729216
did you guys end up fucking?

This thread reminds me of the Guttermouth song Lipstick.

Move out of your parents houses

>>85729488
Nah, we hung out a few more times after that, then I graduated. I glad I didn't though, she had a real dead pan personality that would have gotten old quick and she straddled the between thicc and just actually fat

>>85726544
At chad parties yeah

>>85729216
Holy shit this is cringe

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>>85729216
Japanese