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You lied to me /tv/, this movie was actually pretty good. It's

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You lied to me /tv/, this movie was actually pretty good.

It's just the perfect anti-American movie though: heroes are not perfect nor meant to be, story isn't typical 12 phases Campbell garbage, and the continuity isn't just a smooth ride to an explosive ending. It's not the best movie either, but it's certainly doesn't deserve half the shit thrown at it.

I think you just have shit taste /tv/.
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fuck off marketer homo

nobody wants to see your nu male manlet movie
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Cara is hot
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>>85718599
>awful dialogue
>good movie
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>>85718599
I just hate cara
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>>85718747
this desu
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>>85718901
no she isn't

>sloped head like a neanderthal
>fridge like body
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>>85719193
>boifeet
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>>85718599
Sup Luc!
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>>85718599
I don't think you are being honest
>anti-American
straight into the trash it goes. Sad!
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>>85719193
>the heroine has to be 10/10 or the movie is shit
You just got btfo by OP.
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>>85719637
no, the movie is shit.
ain't watching numale spy kids & fridge
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>>85718747
She's absolutely disgusting
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>>85718901
>>85719193
Even if she wasnt famous model i'd still be proud to have her as my gf. I find her attractive desu. If u don't that's okay too.
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>>85719980
>having low standards
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>>85720028
how did she ended up being a model with that body?
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>>85720028
Meh could be worse, solid 5
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>>85718599
I also enjoyed it, and think the reason a lot of people dislike it is because it operates outside of multiple Hollywood conventions for this type of film.
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>>85718599
I'll try and see it Friday, if it's still even playing.
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>>85720080
her dads connections
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>>85720238
also thats what a real model looks like
cara has the body of a fridge
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>>85718599
Why are the main characters a sickly child and a Neanderthal
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>>85718599
It WAS good. ...or good enough. I agree.
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>>85720329
Holy shit I knew I wasn't the only one that thought the boy looks like he has Mononucleosis from those dark circles around his eyes
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>>85720028
>>85720080
Harsh criticism. But she does look better with a few more pounds on her. Pic related.

Nice and shapely and A-grade titties desu.
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>>85720585
she has no hips and her bones are build like a fridge.
no amount of fat will change that
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>>85720707
just look at this shit

>no hips
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>>85720707
Nothing will change your micro penis either
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>>85720768
hi cara, did I hit a nerve?
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>>85720028
That's how half of women look like. Granted that's hardly a model-tier body, that aside she is by no means ugly.
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>>85720845
Just like you could never hit my cervix
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>>85720707
im okay with her physique
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>>85720875
yea fridge body is ugly as fuck

>>85720885
>implying I would want to see your fridge body naked
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>>85720585
F R I D G E
R
I
D
G
E
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>>85720903
>no hips
>tits spaced too far apart
>shaped like a Linebacker
>ugly face and head shape

nah 2/10
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>>85720707
Hence why she is a model
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>>85721035
thanks to her dads connections, without family connections she ain't shit.
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>>85721113
so just like 99% of people?
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>>85720762
>>85720762
>>85720762
>>85720762
CARA DELENEADERTAL LOOKS LIKE THAT????
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>>85721132
more like 1%
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>>85718599
> they look like siblings

was I the only one who was jerking off to the thought they were bro and sis?
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>>85721531
why?
>manlet bro and fridge body sister

disgusting m8
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>>85721632
sounds amateur porn for me (which is my fetish)
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>>85721674
>not watching amateur porn with atttractive people in it
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is this movie heavy on 3d ? or is it mostly 2d?
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>>85721771
its full of CGI so probably a 3D heavy movie
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>>85721771
Very, very heavy. There's only a handful of short scenes with only humans, no aliens and real environments. About three scenes in a corridor.
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>>85720028
Isn't she a dyke?
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>>85721912
yea, just look at this shit.
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>>85722039
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shit I'd fuck er. can't tell me you wouldn't fuck er
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>>85718599
I enjoyed the movie too anon but the burgers are on full offensive against it so it doesn't even have a fair chance.
If you like the Fifth Element, you'll like Valerian also.
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>>85722196
I'm european and I didn't like the movie
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>>85722245
>I'm european and I didn't like the movie
plebs aren't allowed to have an opinion
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>>85722290
I think its pleb as fuck to watch such "CGI" only movies.
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>>85722245
>I'm european
>european
muh heritage burger detected
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>>85721873
>>85721818
ok then maybe ill go see in 3d
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>>85722413
no I'm german
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>>85718599
>6million
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>>85722387
>muh practical effects
get real son, it's just a marketing shtick by now
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>>85722578
CGI looks like shit, looks cheap as fuck
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>>85720028
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>>85718599
torrent when....
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>>85722976
better version
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>>85722976
>>85723042
i've said it before and i've said it again but i have the same water bottle as her

it's called the "Gym Keg" and it's great
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>>85718747
No....well sometimes...if I squint
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>>85723139
isn't she cool? like a fridge?
sure looks like one
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>>85718599
>You lied to me /tv/, this movie was actually pretty good.
no it is not
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