>sauron is dead >I know, I'll call this new villain

>>85716413
apparently names in the lotr universe were kinda on the nose.
i mean, who thought i t would be a good idea to trust a guy thats named grima worm tongue to be an advisor to a fucking king?

>and they'll BOTH have towers
jesus christ

>>85716626
tell that to Kanji Club

I remember watching fellowship on VHS with my dumbs cousin, and he really thought Sauron and Saruman were the same guy. Tried explaining to him that they werent the same, but he didn't get it.

he named himself after his favorite villain like an edgy fuck, whats the problem?

>>85716413
This is retarded and you are retarded

>>85717005
Y-you too sempai

>>85717042
Its spelled "senpai"

>>85717138
W-wrong sempai

>>85716413
Yes but what was his tax policy?

>>85717236
no taxes for uruk-hai because that's racist

>>85717138
s-sorry sonpurp

>>85716626
Also Gandolph was literally telling them to use the eagles now that he was going to be unable to protect them.

>"Fly you fools"!

Bravo Nolan

>>85716626
>who thought i t would be a good idea to trust a guy thats named grima worm tongue to be an advisor to a fucking king
A king who's into gay tongue-sounding

>>85717656
To be literally perfectly desu, Worm-Tongue was a nickname given to Grima by the townsfolk.

>>85717814
How do the townsfolk even know who's calling the shots behind the king? I would guess that an advisor wouldn't even be meddling with commoners

>>85718002
it's not a big town

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>>85718130
4u

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>mfw this thread

>>85717814
Was Grima the town floozy before being taken in by the king?

>i will build my impenetrable fortress right next to the fighting trees!

aren't warlocks supposed to be smart?

>>85718781

He didn't build that!

Tolkien is a HACK

>>85716718
tell that to zod's snapped neck

>>85716626
>i mean, who thought i t would be a good idea to trust a guy thats named grima worm tongue to be an advisor to a fucking king?
I'm not sure if this is bait, but that probably wasn't his real name, the people of Rohan already suspected and reviled him for his corrupting influence.

>>85718781
he was smart enough to grow an army of monsters out of mud