>With friends >They want to watch a superhero movie >I

Stop hanging out with other straight guys, it's fucking gay and it will never fill the void inside you

>>85713114
Kill them. No I'm not kidding.

>>85713114
You should have just put The Crow on instead and told them Brandon Lee is in it.

>Unbreakable
>best example of the genre

Pleb hate thread?

>>85713114
Should've killed them

>>85713308
Problem? Together with The Incredibles, its the best capemovie ever made. Ok and Raimi Spiderman.

>>85713395
This

>>85713518
>the incredibles
It's still summer huh?

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>>85713335
>Talking about Spider-man: Homecoming
>Say "It was alright, but the Raimi trilogy is still the best"
>They look at me confused
>"The What?" one of them says
>"The original trilogy, directed by Sam Raimi" I say
>"Oh why didn't you just say the Tobey Maguire trilogy? No one cares about directors"

>>85713518
It's a great movie, but it's barely a "cape movie". Definetly not something i'd show my pleb friends as "best example" when they want capeshit.

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>>85713114
>>85713779
Time to find new friends.

>>85713746

but it's true you little faggot

>>85713184
w-what?

>>85713184
Fpbp

>>85713746
>The Incredibles
>not kino
Consider suicide

>>85713114
>with friends
>put on butch cassidy and the sundance kid
>friends start to complain that it's boring after about five minutes
>after ten minutes they say they can't watch it anymore
>they shut it off and put on ong bak 15 or whatever

>>85713285
Do chads really like The Crow as much as the internet portray they do?

Jesus christ your friends are normie as fuck

>>85713114
Usually when people say super hero movie you know they mean the action kind. You were just trying to be sophisticated asswipe.

>>85713114
Kill them, kill them all OP

>>85713114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAwn-LqQcxg

you should've known better

>>85713114
Your friends are smart, they know a shitty movie when they see it.

>>85713114
Unbreakable is just as terrible as capeshit.

>>85716183
>>85716147
t. pleb

>>85713518
It's the Dark Knight. That's the best one. Unbreakable is maybe in top 5, but that speaks to superhero movies being shit more than it being good.

>>85713184
kek this

>>85713114
>watching a deep character study with a group of friends interested in a comic book movie
What did you expect, OP?

>>85713114
>If your frend isn't willing to lie in bed next to you and watch Labyrinth unironically and sing Dance Magic Dance together then they arent a friend worth having.

>serial killer has delusions of super powered people existing
>kills hundreds, if not thousands of people in orchestrated accidents, looking for a superhero
>he finds one

That's all it takes to realize the movie sucks. It's plot is predicated on nonsensical bullshit. The progression of the movie is boring as shit, they cut scenes that would have made it better (in the weightlifting scene, Bruce lifts a lot, but not an unheard of amount for a weightlifter. In a deleted scene he went way past that - actually proving he has powers, not leaving it ambiguous), and the reveal at the end was lackluster. Maybe I am a pleb but I hated it. I've only seen it once though.

>>85716262
All of Shamaladindong films are entry level movies for plebs. Only acceptable if you're under 16.

>>85716503
Also Bruce didn't even realize he has never been sick in his life or broke a bone? He actually called his work to check if he ever called out sick, like it was a revelation for him. Kek, the movie is an abomination of logic.

>>85716634
>>85716503
and had he never been swimming before? Wasn't water his weakness? What about heavy rain?

>things that never happened

>>85713114
To be fair, if your friends wanted a superhero movie and you put on Unbreakable, being bored is a perfectly acceptable response. It's not what they expected. You can't force movies like this on people. It takes a certain mood and attention span that you might not have when with friends.

>>85713746
no john, you are the summer

Watchmen extended cut, you pleb.

I hate normies, but you were in the wrong here. They wanted to watch a superhero movie and you went all mmmuh deep character study by putting on Unbreakable which is something like a 6/10 at best?
Just drop the capeshit all together and watch something fun. Something like Kill Bill is unironically great with a group of buds.

>>85717376
This. Kill Bill would have been a great choice. Or what about Underworld or something like that?

>>85717010
>extended cut

only if they are autistic about the pirate comic being cut

>>85713114
>friends
Congratulations OP, you just discovered the worst meme ever.

Unbreakable is a pretty good movie, but an awful capeshit flick.

>>85713114
>mr.glass in comic book store
>"you better not be jacking off the Japanese comics, I swear to god!"

Couldn't stop laughing

>>85714509
Yes we do.

So what was Mr. Glass' superpower?

>>85718673
His intelligence

https://youtu.be/-waJsBs0eBQ

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What do you guys think about Split?
And what do you expect from the third movie?

>>85719048
I really enjoyed it. I'm doing my best to not second-guess what's coming in the sequel.

>>85716503
>In a deleted scene he went way past that - actually proving he has powers, not leaving it ambiguous

and the pleb reveals himself

>>85713335
>Mad Max: Fury Road coming out
>Hyped as FUCK, tell the boys I'm going to see it, invite everyone
>"anon, that looks gay. what even is the plot?"
>One of them said he already saw Mall Cop 2 and that it couldn't be topped
D R O P P E D them all that summer

>>85713114
If your friends get together to watch a superhero movie it's nit to watch a movie that barely qualifies as capeshit and is a character study drama, you socially inept fuck. You get together with friends to have fun, you watch the serious movies by yourself so you can give them all your attention. Pretentious, fedora-wearing, asshole.

>>85716332
As much as I feel for him, this is the definitive response.

>>85713779
Rreminderl that normies genuinely don't understand the concept of a director, and think that the actors are in charge of a movie.

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>friend hates aliens for being the same shit
>loves every marvel movie

>>85719978
Yeah, what is with that? Why do people think movies just magically happen?

>>85713114
>Friends say they want to watch a western
>Put on There Will Be Blood
>They say they're bored
>They watch fistful of dollars instead

wtf plebs

>>85716818
This

>>85713746
>Summer
>The Incredibles released in 2004

Are you retarded?

>>85713779
I'm angry for you.

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>>85713114
Sresly? You could have just put The Dark knight rises or any comic universe flick and you'd have set your friends perfectly LOL. Unbreakable is more of a thriller than a superhero movie.

Pretty sure your friends wanted to see the brawling stuff

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>watching movies with friends
absolyute trash tier

>>85713114
>I suggest we put on Unbreakable, arguably the best example of the genre
I hope this is bait, it's a perfectly mediocre movie like a good deal of Shyamalan's movies are but it doesn't come close to Nolan's or Raimi's trilogies.

>>85713779
Nothing wrong with this.

>>85716692
If he doesnt like water he probably stays away from it dumbass.

>>85720866
He tried to be smart and he ended up beeing dumb. Op played himself.

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>>85713779
I hate that shit then you seem like a complete fucking weirdo for caring about things they literally don't think about