Finally, based John Oliver putting that fat snake oil salesman down. Oliver truly is /ourguy/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGq6cjcc3Q
IT'S
Alex Jones is funny but current year man is right that it's sad that people take him seriously
CURRENT
>>85701512
Someone should make a clip of his hot opinions dressed up as facts. Oh wait, nobody cares enough to do that.
>>85701512
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jul/29/infertility-crisis-sperm-counts-halved
Really filters my water.
>>85701674
>he fell for alex jones
Irrelevant Liberal propagandists, threatened by irrelevant deep state propagandists. Good thread, though.
>>85701869
Alex Jones is a spectacle designed to distract and discredit, xenoestrogen in the food and water is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3NE0y3LkQ
Enjoy your low test faggot.
AJ has never been wrong
2016 FFS CURRENT YEAR IS 2017!!!
>>85701674
Obesity and sperm count or correlated. The Western world is fatter than ever.
>yfw the Jones clips are enough the redpill the lefty audience
>>85701512
its funny that Oliver and his retarded fans have zero idea that literally every clip they played was Alex Jones doing satire. How do people stand watching John Oliver, his smug shit eating face and his nu-male glasses make me want to punch a fucking wall
>>85701512
Alex Jones is a much better comedian and much more entertaining than current year man could ever hope to be.
>>85701512
Wish we could kill both sides.
>>85702436
Yup that's definitely a cause too.
>>85701512
This video is great.
I love how he destroys Alex Jones's pseudoscience snake oil.
>>85702599
wtf? nuke when?
>>85701671
>being this much of a plebbittor
>>85702599
wow thats fucked up. what boards mod did that?
>>85702436
it's probably all the plastics we use
For those who doesn't want to give the the current year man views.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=k0Bd4hdrS-0
>/tv/ actually thinks AJ is real
>/tv/ actually finds current year man funny
Redbit rockers in the house tonight
>>85702606
>t. carl the cuck
>>85702676
what do you think:
>>85702666
>>85702599
I got that also today
>>85702436
One does not nullify the other.
>>85702599
Fucking finally.
Alex Jones is right about a lot of things though. I don't watch his show but I like Alex way more than Oliver.
>>85702828
>Alex Jones is right about a lot of things though
kek
>trumptards actually get triggered by this
>>85702676
/tv/, the most reddit board obviously. (Here comes the wrong speak ban)
whoa
that jamie oliver dude must be pretty smart to win an argument against alex jones. he has litteraly slain the end boss of the right wing
realy make you thinky thinky
>>85702873
Half right.
https://www.livescience.com/10957-pesticide-turns-male-frogs-females.html
>>85701512
>literal lizard person talking smack on Alex Jones.
>>85701512
Whats with all those late night show hosts going after Alex now?
They must be getting really low ratings if they are feeling threaten by AJ.
>>85702970
>Half right
So, wrong? Gotcha.
Just because Alex Jones is a salesman, a fear mongerer, and an entertainer doesn't mean shit isn't fucked up or nobody ever would dare to put something into your drinking water. Hey, maybe it's just an accidental thing that happens if you use too much Roundup, but then I'm sure Monsanto and so on just don't give a fuck even if they know it gives you cancer. If you have money on the left side and your health on the right, they will pick the money.
We're ruled by sociopaths and their sycophants. If you don't realize that by now you haven't really lived or at least you didn't pay attention to how the world works.
I dont trust anything that ugly english motherfucker has to say.
He looks like the result of generations of inbreeding.
>>85702987
Not so fast, sweety.
>>85703000
>>85701512
You know alex is loving all the attention and attacks right?
The more you fight it, the stronger it gets.
he's only doing alex jones because trump hasn't done anything ridiculous lately
>>85702972
Kek at pic and statement.
>>85702873
he's right about muslims taking over europe and liberals not reporting terrorism
>>85701512
Is John Oliver just doing prop comedy now?
>>85703079
Except he isn't, and from your post it's clear you have never even set foot in any european country. You probably couldn't even point to europe on a map.
>>85701512
>/pol/ thread disguised as a /tv/ thread
>>85701512
Why are all these talk shows giving jones such unnecessary attention?
>>85702495
> it's satire!
So the products he shills are what? Novelty items?
>>85703226
The products aren't real. Just like Sandy Hook!
Globalists!
>>85703157
I'm European and I've seen with my own eyes it's fucking real. This is why I don't like talking politics online because being right wing in Europe and being right wing in America is so fucking different. When I say I'm right wing everybody assumes I'm some Trump supporter when I'm just European and want the fucking terrorists to leave.
>>85703157
This. We've always had weekly terror attacks, we've always been at war with Eastasia.
It's fucking sad how they have to smear Alex Jones so badly just because he's listened to by people they disagree with.
He's a fucking crazy kook (or possibly the greatest performance artist of all time), but they go after him like he's a violent far right hate preacher or something.
You can accuse him of being insensitive (like with the Sandy Hook thing), but that doesn't mean he's a bad person if that's what he genuinely believes.
>>85703195
That's like every other thread on nu/tv/ m8
>>85703359
current year man has been a /tv/ mainstay since the Current Year
>>85703298
>I'm European
Ameridumb who thinks Europe is a country detected. You tried.
>>85703447
No hes just ahead of the curve......Merkle is trying to turn you into Euroabia with mass immigration so your borders will soon be worthless.
>>85703203
this
everyone know jones is satire why would a mainstream talk show would give him attention he isn't even on tv or netflix
remember that mr. x simpsons episode
alex must have said some truths and """they""" noticed so they are trying to stop people from watching his stuff
>>85703157
>it's a self hating Kraut
They're out breeding us and you know it. Now please revert to your next argument of why do I care.
>>85703326
>muh terror attacks
Traffic accidents still kill way more people than those incidental terrorist attacks you fear so much. I guess traffic accidents are taking over europe! oh em gee guise, ban all cars for freedom! Honestly you people are too dumb to even take seriously.
>>85701512
/pol/ on suicide watch.
Although if they haven't killed themselves after 6 months of president pussygrabber, nothing can.
>>85703203
Basically to laugh at and mock the retards who watch Alex Jones.
>>85701602
What do you expect? We have a president who can't get by on the truth so he spins this narrative of "fake news" and convinces his idiot supporters to believe him. It's no surprise that people then go on to believe Alex Jones since Trump has actually appeared on his show and falsely claimed that Info Wars is real.
>>85703546
cause its a funny subject to make jokes about.
>>85703298
>>85703523
>samefagging this hard
>>85703571
>muh colored bars prove things
mate...
>>85703601
This. A few hundred completely preventable deaths is a small price to pay for kebabs.
>>85703662
>Samefagging
>>85703601
>Not all cars
Seriously though how much xanax do you need to take to be this passive
>>85703662
>statistics are wrong when I say they are
>>85703546
Stratfor is behind this bloated hick, so """they""" already want his shit out there. He provides a good counter propaganda narrative to what is pushed by their Brits.
>>85703792
Not what I'm saying brainlet. Your "statistics" are meaningless in the form you posted them. I'll let you figure out why that is, you might learn something from it.
>>85703326
I see what you did there. War is peace.
>>85703601
>>85703681
>durr cars are as bad
The dangers that cars pose are minuscule to the benefits they provide. Poorly educated and poorly trained migrants with poor work ethics and accustomed to a lower standard of living don't provide society any benefits. Cheap labor is a benefit only to a (((few))).
>hurr it's just the death toll
It's the threat of mere physical life + the threat of cultural extinction, replacement + watching your neighborhoods transform into shitholes before your very eyes.
>>85703859
>i'm always right troll
Try harder, sweety.
>>85703759
lolwat? I can't stand muzzies, they are literal morons. Retarded fear mongering is equally stupid though. Enjoy your simplistic black and white world view lad.
>>85703899
AD HOMINEM: the post
>>85703447
fuck off. my girlfriends don't walk alone at night anymore, any time i go to the city (i live in the woods lmao) all I see is muslims. just a fucking week ago when I went to the city I saw a group of muslims (4 - 6) sitting in the fucking street and preying over every woman that walked past them. It's fucking disgusting.
>>85702773
Good. Fuck you.
>>85703930
>lad
Aww someone is projecting...whats a matter? Daddy didnt hold you enough as an infant.
>>85703899
>the threat of cultural extinction, replacement
kek, you don't go outside a lot do you? The only muslims that are successful are the ones adjusting themselves to our superior culture.
>>85703911
(You)
>>85703944
NOT AN ARGUMENT: the reply
>>85703601
...and it's because of these posts I actually feel no sorrow for the majority of the current terror attacks' victims - just a bunch of progressives tasting their own medicine.
>>85701512
While I can't believe Alex Jones is still watched by anyone, John Oliver is just as bad with just as stupid of an audience.
>>85704034
If i wanted my own comeback, i'd wipe it of your mum's face.
>>85704020
>only successful muslims assimilate
>implying the ones that don't aren't significant
kys
>>85704020
German here, I go outside and the city where I live turns darker by the hour.
>>85703982
You're just proving to everyone how clueless you really are. Keep at it I suppose.
>>85704003
>lad means projecting
If you say so lad.
>>85704076
Serves you right for that fucker Martin Luther.
>>85703930
>Retarded fear mongering is equally stupid though
I'm rather alive you be the brave boy you wanne be somewhere in the middle-east no reason to put other People with this shit
Xenoestrogens are real and actually credible people are also talking about their potential effects.
The fact that this
>gay frogs
segment is becoming THE "lol look at alex jones what a nut" clip is actually making me think that there might be a conspiracy behind it after all.
Not limiting xenoestrogens usage despite known hazards would not be too strange of a move by a shadow government if it one exists since the behavioral effects of testosterone are well known.
>>85704066
>being underage on the internet
>>85704052
>progressives
Is this the new liberal? We know you lot love buzzwords.
>>85704076
>the city where I live turns darker by the hour
Or so you say. Your opinion is worthless, thank god.
>>85702495
>le "he's just pretending to be retarded guise!!!!" argument
>>85704185
>le reddit meme
>>85704218
"Progressive" is a term almost a century old, dumbass.
>>85701674
I better buy 10 of Alex Jones $300 Guaranteed* Water Filtration Systems - Keeps all the Satan out.
>>85704162
I would reply to you if you made sense. Try taking another English class. Have a (You).
>>85704246
>admitting he goes to reddit
>>85704321
Obvious troll
Here is your (You).
>>85704251
I'll take that as a yes.
>>85704167
They don't even need to put xenoestrogens into the water really because as far as I can tell americans don't understand the concept of glas bottles. All that plastic bottle crap you use bleeds estrogen into your water. Now combine it with coca cola and you basically are killing yourself in slow mo.
Didn't drink cola for 10 years or so and decided to drink an ice cold bottle in a short amount of time on an empty stomach because hey why not and ended up lying in my bed shaking with my body hitting a mild fever.
I don't get how you tard could think your food and water wasn't poisoned. Fuck they literally mix plastic pellets into your beer.
>>85704364
>replying to "obvious" troll posts
>>85704218
Pah, I don't give a fuck what you think. I suppose you enjoy yourself and lie in the bed you made for yourself you delusional cunt.
>>85701512
Lefty comedians are fucking based. Why are right-wing "comedians" always such lunatics, though?
I guess being right-wing at this point is synonymous with being out of touch with society.
>>85704264
Any decent gravity water filter will do the job just fine.
>>85701512
I MEAN, COME ON AMERICA
IT'S 2016
>>85704395
>drink an ice cold bottle in a short amount of time on an empty stomach because hey why not and ended up lying in my bed shaking with my body hitting a mild fever.
You could've drunk just water and the end result would probably still be the same. I don't understand how you typed all that but failed to realize this.
>>85702906
I haven't seen any trumptard get triggered over this.
>>85701512
Impressive! They reached youtuber feuds levels.
>>85704526
Dude, believe it or not, I drink almost exclusively water and you don't get that reaction at all, even if it's cold. I can drink like 700 ml in one go and it still doesn't do anything besides making me piss more.
>>85702972
Underrated post
>>85704616
Dude...i have that pic saved tooo.....isnt it cool bro?
>>85704091
are you saying terrorism in europe thanks to islam isn't real
you're fucking retarded
>>85703447
Holy shit you are dumb
>>85704450
>I suppose you enjoy yourself
I do indeed. You should try it some time, instead of looking for silly "globalist, progressive, racetraitor, liberal cuck conspiracies".
>>85704621
Poor Davido :-(
>>85704646
Terrorism has no religion, /pol/tard.
I don't think John Oliver is funny, but I do respect that he actually does genuine research and talks about important topics.
>>85704621
>>85703604
Acting like this isn't the greatest timeline
>>85704745
But the problem is that his viewers dont do any research and take his words and parrot them without knowing what they mean.
>>85703714
Don't spoil its narrative
>>85704646
>are you saying islamic terrorism in europe isn't real (reworded it a bit for you, for coherence)
lolwat? Of course not. I'm saying it isn't a real threat to our superior society. It would/could be a threat if our society wasn't as superior as it is I guess. Luckily that's not reality.
>>85704823
This also goes for alexs followers....the point is we live in a world where a ton of info gets thrown at you but no one does fact checking and what not.
>>85704679
Man, I really want to see your face when your world citizen larp session backfires. But I bet you hypocrite don't even live in a diverse area but a gentrified neighborhood with lots of bicycles and gluten free bakeries. You iphone socialist manbaby.
>>85704823
Well, I don't want to judge his viewers, I am talking about him and his show
Can someone give me a summary of the video? His """""jokes"""" are unwatchable
>>85702599
Hly tits, my obsession meme is spreading even to the mods
heh
>>85703714
Very convincing lad.
>>85704892
The conclusions you draw are hilarious. Gotta love basement dwellers and their "red pilled reality".
>>85703601
You are very very sad. Your logic is "It's less than car deaths so it's acceptable."
You are the problem. Hopefully someone kills you.
>>85704686
I know you didn't write that with a straight face
>>85704469
Nah man those other ones will kill you. I better only buy Alex ones.
>>85704789
It is. For the lulz. Not for good management.
>>85704979
>>85703714
Fucking phone posting scum
>>85704593
t. white walker
>>85705140
>lulz
See
>>85704185
>>85705029
As I said, I'd like to see your face when you finally realize you aren't as smart as you think you are. Talk your shit about "red pills" but whatever.
>>85705102
You are very very dumb. You do not understand the difference between 'not a threat to our society' and 'acceptable'.
You are not a problem, because you do not matter and neither do your uneducated opinions. Hopefully someone educates you.
>>85705029
>Talk about drawing conclusions
>proceed to do the same thing
Why
>>85705190
I'd love to see you be 90, being taken care of in a tax funded elderly home, and still whining about 'the muslims' threatening our beloved society, while a lovely muslim girl is changing your diapers.
alex jones is a top top meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5WqJp7tUQ
>>85703930
It's fear mongering to oppose a literal invasion by desperate third worlders?
>>85705196
>You are not a problem, because you do not matter and neither do your uneducated opinions. Hopefully someone educates you.
Lol you need to go back
>>85705284
>muslim women touching an infidel's privates
Im thinking she'd be worried about being beheaded by her father and brother.
>>85705148
Tell me you've never used your phone to post. Not even once. Tell me that you fucking hypocrite. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY.
>>85705196
You aren't fooling anyone. You don't have a real job or real education. That fact that you made the "Terrorism isn't as bad as car accidents" proves that.
That argument is worse than what you'd see in the Daily Mail.
What is "acceptable" is subjective. And the idea that any deaths, or violence, for that matter is acceptable from Muslim immigration, is a disgrace, and any decent person wouldn't have that opinion. You are clearly a teenager though, and impressed by liberal talking points.
>>85705341
You seem upset friendo.
>>85705319
I know what you're trying, I'm just telling you it's not working. At all. It's good for a few laughs though.
>>85701512
Glad that Alex Jones is being put down in favor of REAL NEWS current year man.
Oliver is so based.
>>85705427
I guess you never saw a Alex Jones rant before.
Its cool...i was an underaged once.
>>85705326
You need to start going, to school I mean.
>>85705352
You have no real job or real education. The fact that you can't even follow the pretty simple argument I made proves that.
I did not say "Terrorism isn't as bad as car accidents". I was going to explain my point in this post, but I know you would willfully misunderstand it anyway, so what's the point? Have fun being a laughing stock for educated people.
>>85705341
I have never used my phone to post. Not even once
>>85701512
Alex Jones literally btfo john oliver on his own show
>your ratings are a joke, you said donald trump couldnt win because youre the intellectual, you make fun of me out of context
And oliver responds with WAAAH DONT CALL ME BOY!!
What an absolute cuck this man is, but have fun watching your weekly liberal brainwashing show where the audience just laughs on queue to any shitty point he makes
>>85705339
>More proof you have no idea what you're talking about.
I really didn't need any more, but thanks anyway I guess.
>>85705284
You thinking being 90 in some shitty resthome having your crouch robbed by some foreigner is something to look forward to really shows you live in fantasy land.
>>85705562
He actually responded calling him out on him making money off his retarded viewers, offering products with a huge mark up for problems that don't exist.
Can you offer any comeback to that?
>>85705553
YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR.
What phone have you got? What app do you use to browse 4chan on it? Don't LIE TO ME.
>>85705548
How old are you?
>>85705341
>2017
>Posting on your phone
6 million was not enough.
>>85705594
lolwat? I'm not looking forward to being that, I said I'd love to see you in that position. Why is it that you morons have so much trouble reading?
>>85705562
>being this asshurt that your retard idol is being made fun of
get a load of this cumskin
>>85705665
What the fuck are you talking about then? Are you trying to prove my point? Jesus Christ dude stop doing drugs man.
>>85705645
>running out of arguments this quickly
I knew you were a brainlet, but damn sonny.
>>85705723
>sonny
See
>>85704003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg
>>85705712
>What the fuck are you talking about then?
I literally just told you... How dumb are you exactly?
>>85705710
Ha. Nice non argument, faglord.
/pol/ tears are the best tears.
>>85705548
Jesus christ, I usually don't believe in stereotypes but you are making a great case for it.
>>85705629
I don't advocate Alex's shitty products but he has to make money somehow because he is an independant show, if he makes money off of tards then so be it. How is it different than Olivers show selling ad space for just as shit products?
>>85705747
If you say so sonny.
>>85705799
Clever way to say absolutely nothing. Have a (You).
>>85705633
The last thing I want to do is browsing 4chan on my phone
>>85705802
I can hear the blood dripping from your anus from here.
The fact that you have no arguments is delicious. I bet your parents are proud of what they produced. Heh.
>>85705760
Hey man, you should talk about dumb, you're the retard riding the rainbow to lala land where everybody holds hands, and then you say shit like "I'm looking forward to you living in a distopian nightmare version of the country you used to now". I'm not the one advocating that shit, you are. But in the future you choose there aren't even retirement homes and if you're lucky if you get calls from a gypsy pretending your grandson asking for money.
>>85705971
See
>>85704185
:^)
>>85705938
>Missing the point by this much
So that's how stupid, fair enough, I'll leave you be.
>>85705934
>>85705971
>>85706007
>When you run out of stupid shit to say, but have to post nevertheless to soothe your anal pain.
>>85705496
And I never will.
>>85706016
Leave the country while you're at it. Go to south africa and enjoy your multicultural paradise where you can frolock through the country side holding a bong into your hand and a gender studies degree in the other.
>>85706089
See
>>85705917
:^)
>>85705496
>Its cool...i was an underaged once.
And you liked it so much you stayed like that forever.
>>85706137
Contemplate, the salt mines of /pol/.
>>85705860
Read this >>85705196 and tell me that's not something you would see on tumblr. It's the same smug "educate yourself" argument. That's not an argument you see on 4chan.
>>85706089
See
>>85704185
Gotcha friendo :^) meme all you want but i got you
>>85706126
Why would I leave our superior society to live in a shitty one? That doesn't make sense at all mate. On the other hand, not sure why I was expecting you to make sense.
>>85706192
(Me)
>>85706196
Nigga what the fuck is umblr? I don't know what the fuck you are talking about calling everyting umblr.
You know what I use ? IG, SC, FB,
UMBLR AINT ONE OF DEM BITCH
>>85702319
Friendly reminder that Cenk and Alex are best buddies irl.
>>85706196
>tell me that's not something you would see on tumblr
I don't know mate, I don't visit tumblr. Either way, I was copying the other guy to show him how ridiculous he looked. So if it looks dumb to you, that was exactly the fucking point. You're embarrassing yourself mate.
>>85706247
Because apparently you're happy destroying it for some reason. Why not go somewhere else and enlighten some africans with your virtue signaling on the benefits of having no borders and tranny kindergarden teachers. I'm sure they carry you around like a prince and even if you're gone there will be cargo cults praying to some pink dildo you left behind, you filthy drug addict you. Go tell them to open the border and see what happens.
This show is awesome
>>85706376
>apparently you're happy destroying it
Sigh... Mate... My entire point is that it cannot be destroyed by a handful of sandniggers literally blowing themselves up. Not sure why you're having so much trouble with that concept. Also not sure why you're so insecure about your society yet at the same time claim its superiority. The two don't go together, and I only agree on one of them. Then again, I'm sane.
>>85706203
If only you had a functioning brain and the willpower to use it.
>>85706257
Nice.
>>85706325
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>85706518
See
>>85704185
:^) its the gift that keeps on giving.
>>85706532
>I don't know what mirroring is
Why am I not surprised?
>>85706588
See
>>85704185
See the global rules friendo.
>>85706481
It's not just a fucking handful. It's like 10% of the population that rapidly grows with small amount of extermists with the others sharing their sentiments in silent agreement. And now each year there's like a million more coming.
>>85706626
:^) aww, it's "trying"
Also
See
>>85704185
>>85702773
A great reason to get banned.
>>85706673
Uh oh...i bwoke my fwiendo...he's going insane :^)
>>85706875
>>85706642
>like 10%
>amount of extermists
>like a million
At least you've got your numbers straight. Do you even believe the drivel that you come up with?
>>85706927
>>85706773
Fucking hell, you two need to get a fucking room