>but Casterly Rock is an impregnable fortress! >"Give

>"I didn't think they would attack us with ships twice lol"

>>85692515
Gurm crafted the "Tyrion was in charge of the sewer system at Casterly Rock" Chekhov's gun subtly, carefully, through many books.

D&D did it with one lame line. Are they geniuses?

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>"He really was a cunt"

Line of the series

>>85692515
>implying he wasnt working with Cersei all along

>>85692547
I'm waiting for an explanation on how euron's fleet SNUCK up in BROAD DAYLIGHT AT SEA.
Also how he found both fleets that he decimated.

>>85692853
Only explanation is Euron is the Storm God. He teleports his fleet as storm clouds

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What did he mean by this?

>>85692587
Well he did mention it in season 1 or 2.

>>85692853
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/23/world/asia/destroyer-fitzgerald-collision.html

>There should have been lookouts on watch on the port, starboard and stern of the destroyer Fitzgerald — sailors scanning the horizon with binoculars and reporting by headsets to the destroyer’s bridge. At 1:30 a.m. last Saturday, off the coast of Japan south of Tokyo, they could hardly have failed to see the 730-foot freighter ACX Crystal, stacked with more than 1,000 containers, as it closed in.

>Radar officers working both on the bridge and in the combat information center below it should have spotted the freighter’s image on their screens, drawing steadily closer. And under standard protocol, the Fitzgerald’s captain, Cmdr. Bryce Benson, should have been awakened and summoned to the bridge to assure a safe passage long before the ships could come near each other.

>But none of that happened. The Fitzgerald’s routine cruise in good weather through familiar, if crowded, seas ended in the most lethal Navy accident in years. Seven sailors lost their lives.

So Wormsy's dead in an episode or two, right?

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>>85692853

>>85693011
>1:30 a.m.
>broad daylight

>>85693011
>1 ship hits one ship
>not at war
>>85693124
>fleet that size wasnt seen
Whoever is writing the show is seriously losing it

>1,000 ships
>only ever see like 30 different ironborn

ghost chips?

>>85693258
Do you have any idea how bit a 700 foot freighter is? that's longer than 2 football fields. Half of Euron's fleet would fit on that one ship

>>85693411
Even if that were true you didn't answer anyone's question with that article.

>debating the logistics of show that threw logistics out the window a long time ago

its pleb tier show now, dont think about the specifics, youll lose your mind over how badly written it is

enjoy the meandering padded episodes of fuck all happening for 2 seasons because they had to justify budget for like 1 big battle scene

>>85693602
It feels like they plotted out storyboards and then just handed the show to a bunch of 12 year olds to write dialogue. I can't believe how far HBO has fallen that this is their flagship show.

>>85693411
>The last China clippers were acknowledged as the fastest sail vessels. When fully rigged and riding a tradewind, they had peak average speeds over 16 knots (30 km/h)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clipper
fastest sails and it goes 30km/h. you can spot that at sea from fucking far away.
are you going to imply the stormlord teleportation is acceptable next?

>>85692587
They've mentioned it on the show before.

>>85693648
the pleb tier dialog was that way for atleast 3+ seasons now

i can pin point the exact moment, then the writers commented on needing to convey reactions, and then having the director film reaction shots from characters for every fucking scene because plebs were too stupid to assume someone might be angry or happy about something happening

>>85692547
>Surprise attack with boats in the middle of the day with a clear sky

BRAV0

you know that you can hide fleets in bays and fjords and what else may be available at the hilly/mountainous Westerlands coastline?

the Unsullied are not really experienced in naval warfare, their task was to assault the shore, march fast to Casterly Rock walls and launch an immediate assault. 30-60 mins later, then the main body of the army is piercing through the last layers of the defence, Euron decides to show up, mostly wrecking and attacking barely manned ships at the anchor when the main force is too busy fighting inside the fortress.

then again, don't expect too much of the show where the first scene of the first episode of the first season is about ice zombies.

You know the difference between an assault and a siege, right? Or even a double siege, look up the Battle of Alesia.

Thanks, OCaesar.

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>"greyscale has not been cured for thousands of years samwell tarly"
>"umm have they like tried taking it out and putting on some oil? lol"

FUCKING BRAVO D&D

>>85693927
They knew how to do it. It was literally just in a book. It was forbidden, though. Some old shit probably got infected skin everywhere and fucked over a dozen people and they decided "we're not doing that anymore."

>>85694001
>Afraid of spreading of the disease, so ban attempts to cure it
>But still keep infected in the citadel
>Let the new guy go and give food and such to the infected
>Let the new guy go and give food, but also unprotected
>Sam almost got infected in episode 1

Yeah, that makes no sense at all.

>>85694001


It's a shitty trope

>>85694130
In the middle ages there wasn't many safety procedures, no.

>>85692515
Didn't Tyrion know better about the lannister mines being dry?

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>>85693124
>those tacky sails

Doesn't seem like something people from the Iron Islands would do.

>>85692853
Must have stolen littlefingers teleportation device

>>85694177
Don't think you saw my point

You know what would be cooler than 10 good men is if Tyrion has a sewer hack that backs up every shitter in Casterly Rock.

The put the place under siege, he backs up the sewers, and they all die of dysentery shitting their guts out in the streets, like Indians.

>>85694189
No, he had no clue.

>>85693240
>What are timezones

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>>85693124
>.png (3.7 MB, 2560x1440)

>>85692515
>you only get 1

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>>85693002
Stick around.

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>>85697293
my png was 4.3, but i had to upload a jpg instead. idk how he made it more bloated.

so does Euron have TOS-1 installed on those ships?

cause those flaming missiles he keeps firing in every battle look kinda weird

>>85697781
Burantino

>>85697616
>square rig in the front
>lateen in the back
>two meme sails on the side

what did he unironically mean by this?

>>85694177
GoT Is early renaissance era.
It wasn't exactly Louis Pasteur at that point, but better than leeches and axes.

>>85693011
>not knowing a coverup when you see one

>>85697781
The Original Series-1?

>>85692515
>>"Give me ten good men"
He asked for men but in the show he used cockless unsullied. What did he mean by this?

As soon as Tyrion made his speech about not wanting to take King's Landing with an army of foreigners and that the Unsullied would be taking Casterly rock I knew that it would be a blunder.

>>85694224
they are not the bitter and impotent sea niggers anymore, they in full cthulhu mode.

>>85698492
Cersei blew up the sept and spun the story. They should've done just that exactly.

>>85692853
He had the weather gage in his favour.

>>85698430
Ten good men is code for 10 mercenaries from house Goodmun, the legendary commandos.
Ramsay hired twenty of them earlier and used them to great effect.

>>85692853
I doubt DABID is bright enough to planned this through, but Euron is a scary blood magic user.

>>85692853
They had also been stalking them around an entire continent for months

>>85692683
It was really out of character for her, but the same could be said for all other characters. Compare the quality of the dialogue of S1 with this tripe.

>>85693387
Automation taking a toll on job prospects

>>85692515
Were they half of Ramseys's twenty?

>>85698989
well that's what happens when you cant just copy dialogue from the books anymore and have to think for yourself... D&D are fucked

>>85694224

Euron is a glamorous pirate lord who hadn't set foot on the Iron Islands for like 20 years. In the books he wears blue lipgloss, long hair and an eyepatch like he's straight out of Pirates of the Caribbean. If anything, this isn't tacky enough.

Can we just talk about magnificent Lena headys tits are? Providing they are actually hers.

>>85699172
I assume that was another body double again

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>>85692515
>>85698623
>"Give me ten good men"
See, and here I thought it was a nod to Alexander capturing the Sogdian Rock by having climbers infiltrate it under cover of darkness.

>>85693771
This. All of Dany's army is inexperienced in naval warfare, and the unsullied fleet would have only had a skeleton crew at best. So Euron probably didn't even sneak up on them, there's just not much they could have done.

Doesn't help that Tyrion is the worst general ever.

>>85699371
While it wasn't a perfect plan by any means, Tyrion was mainly hamstrung by how utterly incompetent Yara was.

All of this is just filler so Dany can destroy all the remaining Lannister armies with her dragons in the next episode.

Need to heat up the suspense i guess.

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>Did not seize King's Landing at the first opportunity for moralfag reasons even though he knows that being a moralfag like Ned Stark gets you killed
>Lost Yara, Ellaria and Daenery's fleet somehow without knowing about Euron despite having Varys on his side
>Took a worthless castle with heavy losses and all it did was split up his army
>Highgarden fell to the Lannisters and the Tyrells are dead
>armies are virtually shattered with only the Dothraki left

We all know Dany is just going to Dragon Ex Machina her way out of it like always, but seriously, what the fuck is Tyrion doing.
Remember when Tyrion was meant to be the smart character of the show ?

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they trailed them over several weeks distance, were never noticed, and then showed up a couple hours later on their tail? AHAHAHAA

>>85701547
what is he meant to be atm? just some dude?

>>85701756
>going to the other side of a continent
Holy shit Tyrion is retarded,

>>85701756
>>85701972
They used the rivers you fucking idiots.

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>>85692547
This post is brutal lad

>>85701547
Last season, he advised to make peace with the slavers. Then they betrayed him an Khaleesi got all the credit for being a dragon genius. Dany is not allowed to make mistakes of judgement so they fucked Tyrion up.

>>85702007

>An entire fleet of seaworthy ships
>Rivers

Who's the fucking idiot here?

>>85697946
Square coarse and lateen mizzen was the norm for late medieval ships though.

Only the lateen would be a lot smaller.

>>85702253
>fleet can't go in single file

>>85702007
Which River, you fucking moron? There isn't a single one that cuts all the way through the continent.

>>85702007
>Rivers that cut through entire continents
You really have no idea what you're talking about do you?

>>85694177
>Got actually takes place in historical times
What?

>>85702376
you don't know basic geology if you think a river cutting through a continent makes it two continents

I would expect nothing less from american public education

>>85702278

Did you even look at the map?

>>85702464
Is there a river that cuts through a continent on one end and comes out the other? The closest I can think of are the Nile and the Mississippi.

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>>85702511
>>85702364
HURRR

>>85693927
>"greyscale has not been cured for thousands of years samwell tarly"
>because no one thought of wearing fucking gloves while doing it
Everytime my roommate talks about how deep this series is I know remind him of this shit.

>>85702576
>>85702464
rivers aren't infinitely deep, they don't cut through the plate tectonics. how is this not obvious to anyone with half a brain

and what do the nile and mississippi have to do with anything? I wasn't aware westeros was in our world

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>>85702589

>>85702589
How big us this meant to actually be?
Great Britain size?
North and South America size?
What's up with other continents on this planet?
Dumb

>>85702589
That river doesn't go all the way to the other side. Are you suggesting that they carried the ships over land?

>>85702589
The river doesn't even make it to the ocean.
2/10 for making me reply.

>>85702667
How big is*

>>85702007
He travelled on land and built another fleet once he arrived.

>>85702589
Thats an even more retarded explanation than sailing around a continent in a fucking day.

>>85702714
That's what the books say

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>>85702589

how ship to be going through land????

>>85702708
>>85702695
it literally takes 2 weeks to build a thousand good ships on a barren stone island

it takes at least a month to circle all the way around

>>85699138
>In the books he wears blue lipgloss,
His lips are stained purple from drinking a hallucinogenic concoction for years.

>>85702695
>carried the ships over land
GRRM said so, so ya

>>85702777
how do you know? have you ever been there? I AM RIGHT so
shut the fuck up

>>85702850
we wuz mentats

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Wizardboi's back at it again lads, why is he so strong but gets so little screentime?

>>85699138
>>85702850
He'd be 40% better if he was some over the top Rockstar
PoC x12

>>85702961
I don't even watch this show anymore but you guys keep posting threads so I feel like I know every outrage. Apparently they've turned Euron into the most flavorless generic protagonist ever.

>>85692587
This the level /tv/'s criticism, people.

>starks are not the main characters
>half the starks have magical powers
>twice as many starks alive as the runner up house

explain

>>85702754
Did you really wrote that in yellow?

Damn you're the prize winner today.

>>85697616
that's a big ship. I wonder how the FTL technology works in GoT. Is the big ship generating a quantum bubble for all the small ships, or every ship has it's own jump drive.

>>85702998
He's basically coldsteel at this point which I actually don't mind

>>85702998
I personally don't mind him
I like his fuck you style
Like I said though, ramping him up to be even more over the top would be better

>>85702931

>Knows everything
>Can't even talk to his sister without being a fucking creep

>>85701929
Dany's trophy/jester.

>>85692853
Horizon is like 5 km away, maby 10 from the ship observation nest. Thats the distance they had too keep not to be spotted. About teleportation and time both fleets took the same time to get there, John arrived at Dragonstone and Jorah healed up, Bran crossed pretty much entire north. Seems like months have passed.

>>85703065

Jon Snow is the main hero you ninny.

>>85702754
>yellow writing
We have a graphic designer in the house

>>85692853
blood magic

>>85692853
what do you think they would do differently even if they saw euron tailing them? their mission was to take the rock. the highest point the unsullied on a boat can look out would be at the highest point of the ship. you can't really see that far from there. euron could have been 20miles behind them and they wouldn't see shit.

>>85703040
is* of* I have a brain tumor

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>Issa big ass gaping hole on the cliff
>No one ever noticed it

>>85693771
Horizon is only 5km, from observation nest around 10-15 maby. Thats not a huge distance for a ship really. You just need to maintain that distance and you can close in and engage within an hour.

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BUILD ME 1000 SHIPS WITH RADAR STEALTH TECHNOLOGY AND ONE EXTRA LARGE SHIP WITH SAILS THAT STICK OUT TO THE SIDE LIKE FLIPPERS

>>85703191
*puts his finger in your bum*
heh nothin personnel kid

>>85703345
they had to make eurons ship look distinct and easily recognizable

>>85701756
They needed to stay like 10 km away not to be spotted and ocean is huge. Dannys fleet was shit tier and inexperienced in naval warfare + Euron can summon storm clouds to cover his movements.

>>85703345
>EXTRA LARGE SHIP WITH SAILS THAT STICK OUT TO THE SIDE LIKE FLIPPERS

That's for creating warp bubble, just like nacelles in Star Trek ships

>>85703345
It can fly with those wings, this is how they got there so quickly. The other ships have wings that can be attached.

>>85702754
If you think about it, the Iron Islands are a great place for a global seapower. Having to sail around a huge landmass before being in reach of anything interesting.

>>85703386
being way bigger than all the other ships doesn't do it?

it makes me laugh when all the retards keep posting maps of the routes euron and dany's fleet are taking and how "close" they are. do you think they have fucking radar or something? if they can't see them, they don't know they are there. dany wasn't riding on the dragons when she landed on dragonstone, so don't say hurr durr the dragons could have seen them.

>>85703386
>DRAGONS ATTACK THAT LARGE, EASILY DISTINGUISHABLE SHIP

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>>85703446
It all makes sense now

>>85703484
you're underestimating the retardation of the people who watch this show

>>85703489
>if they can't see them, they don't know they are there.

you just defeated your own argument retard. If euron can't see dany's fleet how does he stay exactly within range of her

>>85703345
It's actually for making tighter cornerd
You can turn on a dime with horne bow sails
Look it up
t. sailor

>>85703594
there are ten thousand ways cersei and euron could have learned where dany's fleet was going. pigeons exist

>>85703637
corners*

>>85702667
In the first book it's mentioned that the Wall is only about a hundred miles long, so I'd say the entire continent of Westeros is only about 800 miles by 300 miles.

>>85703695
>there are ten thousand ways dany and tyrion could have learned where euron's fleet was going. pigeons exist

you're a slow learner aren't you

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You guys are fucking stupid. The cockless mercenaries have never even seen a ship before so they're terrible at faring the sea, so they're obviously slow as hell. Iron islanders however are the perfect seamen and blaze through the ocean like a race horse on stereoids. They'll take the long route and arrive on the perfect time just after the Unsullied have been on the Casterly rock for about 15 minutes.

>>85703637
>"horne bow sails"
literally no results

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>>85703345
You mean studding sails?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studding_sail

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>>85703857
nah it went down like this

>>85703857

Euron even stopped to rape the bear loli on the way, what a boss

>>85703798
Holy fuck
So the rest of the planet is 2017 and these words love in their own little bubble
I mean to say where is the rest of the world?

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>>85703345
>>85703951
Looks a bit like a goose wing

>>85703344
Wrong.
Earth is flat, you can see everything

>>85703958
Lel

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Ok, I am getting a bit confused here, can someone explain to me wtf happened this episode

Last time:
>Two fleets set off from dragonstone
>One went to dorne, the other one went to casterly rock
>The one at dorne got intercepted by Euron
>Who then sailed to KL to deliver the prisoners
>And then managed to catch up to the second fleet at casterly rock this episode

This doesn't make sense, either:
>Euron's ships are super fast
>Unsullied know fuck all about navigation and it takes them super long to get to casterly rock
>The siege of the rock took ridiculously long

Or:
>The two fleets didn't set off at the same time, but then the unsullied would have to set off after the dornish fleet got captured in which case why the fuck would they bother

>>85704032
>words love
weirdos live*

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>>85702871

GoT is lost, Dune adoption when?

>>85704144
Adaptation*

Fuck Grammarly.

>>85704084
Or The Unsullied actually saw what was happening with the fleet set to Dorne but didn't give a shit and just sailed past them and then were later shockingly attacked by Euron.

>>85703345
Euron's fleet is mostly ctrl+c ctrl+v
You can't unsee this shit kek.

>>85703870
:^)
Gotchoo

>>85704032

Westeros is just Britain, but the known world of GoT is much larger.

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>>85703958
why didn't jon snow just attack the night king from behind

>>85704407

>Ships built en masse are built the same way

Shocking.

None of the ships in that image are literally copypasted, they're all seen from different angles. They probably reused the same 3D model though.

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>>85703345

are the black sails supposed to be Stealth?

because the royal navy found that during daytime Battleship Grey is the sneakiest color(although they usually chose Eye-Rape dazzle camo instead) and during night Mountbatton Pink was the stealthiest

>>85704570
Assuming what you're suggesting is correct, I doubt marching an army of living men through a seemingly endless tundra would yield much of a result.

>>85692587
They set it up in earlier seasons but assumed that viewers are too fucking stupid to remember. He could've said something brief about his role in designing the sewers, we didn't need a fucking Oceans style heist montage.

>>85697616
>idk how he made it more bloated.

I did it by pasting it into mspaint, adding some (((flare))), and telling the compression to go fuck itself.

HE DRINKS, AND HES ALWAYS DRUNK AND HE JUST DOES THINGS XD

>>85704723
>Heist montage
With him also lamenting that his dad didn't let him bring prostitutes home. Why do people like Tyrion again?

>>85702695
To be fair, that is exactly what the 'historical equivalent' of the ironborn, the vikings, did regularly. Though not with ships anywhere near this large.

When are we getting a good series like Wheel of Time or The Kingkiller Chronicle

>>85704144
When they can figure out how to rewrite it to be pro women, pro gay, and pro immgraition

>>85692683
I laughed when he said "widows wail" fuck joffrey was great

>>85701547
>despite having Varys on his side
Does he though? Varys is a grade A cunt.

>>85692683
>not "he literally was a cunt"

geez keep up with the times got writers

>>85705151
Isn't it literally a jihad power fantasy about a rag tag band of space sand niggers rising up against the evil white patriarchy and rape&pillage&burning the galaxy? All orchestrated by a cult of strong independent womyn, of course.

>>85704144
After Wheel of Time.

Imagine the SJW rage at the pure fetish fuel contained therein.

>>85704634
man i love dazzle camo

>>85703211
>implying omniscience doesn't make you not give a fuck anymore for human interaction.

He either has literally no place left in his brain to process human interaction or he's become so jaded from all that he knows that he's just given up on giving a fuck.

>>85705631
>implying omniscience makes you pick the most awkward and hurtful bits when trying to talk to the less enlightened

>super secret entrance
>in a huge cave seen from sea

kek

>>85705151
True enough. Probably make the Barron straight, and Paul Bi-sexual.
>>85705492
Not quite, but as the other anon said that would most likely be the outcome of the adaptation.

>>85698310
The coverup is that there are now so many diversity hires in the US Navy that the shipboard chains of command can break from incompetence.

>>85703225
>Horizon is like 5 km away, maby 10 from the ship observation nest
t. basement dweller who have never been outside

>>85697389
kek

>>85705579
I haven't read it. Gonna have to check it out now.

>>85705099

>The Kingkiller Chronicle

Come now, Patrick is even worse than George

>>85693749
>Surprise attack
>Surprise
[citation needed]

>>85705099
more like the kingcuck chronicles

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>>85706330
He cucks her hard though. I don't think she's even slept with anyone.

>>85694165
yes surely there's no precedent for forbidden medical procedures in real life

SURELY the world's major religions played no role in holding back the scientific innovations such as blood transfusion and cesarean sections, or sending people with a hard to treat skin disease to live away from everyone else in secluded colonies

THAT COULD LITERALLY NEVER HAVE HAPPENED

>>85706381
> I don't think she's even slept with anyone.

are we reading the same book? It's heavily implied she's an expensive escort who started out as a low level prostitute

>>85706381
>implying
That chick is a ho. Plain and simple.

Just what does it take to be a goodman in the GOT-verse?

Can Euron teleport? Legitimate question, I'm beginning to think this.

>>85706179
There was a WoT thread on /tv/ earlier today.

Just off the top of my head, list of fetishes in Wheel of Time include: spanking, pet play, collar, lesbians, harem (main character literally has three women who all want to fuck him and agree to share), standard sub and dom, mind control, /ss/, bondage, knife play (technically spears), femdom, maledom.

Even using magic in the series is a sex metaphor, women have to open up to and surrender to the magic as it comes into them while men have to seize and continuously dominate it.

>>85698217
GOT takes place in the distant future

>Underage MC spends god knows how long in a magical dimension learning how to fuck

I'd watch it

>>85705873

You'd think after all these years, somebody would notice a big fucking strategic vulnerability to the place.

>>85692515
It was a set up, ma'am.........

>>85706424

Work for the Iron Bank

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>>85693927
I really hoped they will give Jorah Vick smoking arm.

>>85705873
Bravo DnD

>>85694001
I want to believe that it's an extreme cure and people still die due to the shock of pain. Le Khaleesi pussy made Jorah hang to sweet life.

>>85692515
if the ten men are from the bear island, they're worth 600 regular men.

>>85694177
They had systems of quarantines in the middle ages. Its mainly a ports disease that's why poland never got the plague.

>noone mentions that it was Bronn who originally made that quip

>>85706615
$5 cersei meant she'll be killing the iron bank representative when she said "debts will be paid"

no idea how that benefits her but the writing is so bad I can see it coming a fortnight away

>>85693927
>the cure for greyscale is extremely risky, if you get infected you could infect everyone in the citadel as well as you friends and family
>oh well it worked out in the end

what did they mean by this?

>>85698989
>It was really out of character for her

How is that out of character for show Olenna?

>have the most cancerous general running 24/7
>still find the need to spew your autism over the rest of the board

Kill yourselves.

>>85703211
very good portrayal of autism

>>85706443
Geez, the shitstorm would be unreal.

I wonder if authors like Robert Jordan and GRRM can't help it due to their wives being vanilla/sexless whales.

>>85706706
In fairness, having the entire top layer of skin removed and then having what looks like a very acidic/stinging epidermal applied beneath would hurt like a motherfucke, and Jorah got it done to basically his entire torso, back, and left arm. And the very next day, it seems, he's enough of a hardass to get dressed again. (That his skin seems to have healed a month's worth in a day is another matter entirely, but holy shit. I've had a much smaller-scale thing done once, and it fucking HURTS.)

>>85704634
Dazzle camo isn't meant for stealth though.

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>>85706949
Due to the speed of the show we are meant to believe that a few weeks have already passed. Still, the ointment is a miracle worker... poor Sandor, they were so poor his parents couldn't get it for his burn.

>>85707476
So the the dickless salt boy spent a few weeks in the water?

>>85702614
the books are deep as fuck, the show not so much

>>85693411
Why the fuck do ameriblobs measure things in football fields?

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>>85699172
>>85699172
>Providing they are actually hers.

Nope.

>>85707980

They also measure intelligence in concussions

>>85708011

She looks so much better with her natural hair.

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How would Geralt fare in the GoT universe?

>>85708149
She really does.

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I want her to hold me in her arms as I call her mummy

>>85708152
He wouldn't give two fucks about politics. He'd probably just travel around half-starving and occasionally fuck up some bandits trying to kill/rape/rob some innocent people and get tied up in some minor lord's scheme.

>>85708152

He'd probably just willingly take the black so he could be on the frontline against the White Walkers

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>>85708152
not as well as this guy

>>85707851
Maybe. We don't how far from land they were and if he went up to one of the not sunken ships of Yara's fleet to eat something. The script is shit, man. Davos did spend some time on the rock he swam to after Stannis' fleet was BTFO at Black Water, but he looked the part. Theon alredy looks like shit, can't imagine him looking shittier.

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>>85708423
Politics have a bad habit of somehow involving him all the time though.
I could easily see any of the bigwigs of Westeros learning about him after he protects a village against a bandit raid all alone and calling him to serve them.

>>85706883
To be fair though, WoT is actually well-written until the parts where his health went downhill super fast. Unlike anything GRRM writes.

>>85708524
Vilgefortz is generally crazy OP though, even for the Witcher universe, where magic is much more prominent.
He could single-handedly rip new buttholes for all three of Danny's dragons and then also take on half the unsullied.

>>85692853
It also sailed right past Dragonstone after Euron delivered his gift to Cersei.

>>85708611
They would need to find a way to force him to serve though.
He'd would basically be what Hound is atm, except more overpowered and less bitter.

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giv 20 good men

>>85708841
giv cute froggy pls

>>85697389
Underrated

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>>85692515
I'll give you 20!

>>85708512
>geraldo
>becoming abstinent

>>85709099

I can imagine the nights watch would set up a temporary recruitment drive for the winter where you don't have to stay afterwards.

>>85704144
AMC, SAVE US FROM THE HBO CANCER.

My dream adaptation would be, like, 2-3 seasons per book.

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>>85703541

>i dont watch this pleb tier show, but I will post in the general nonetheless.

LARP'ing as a bookfag

>>85706949
Yeah you know, if the cure was widely know that wouldn't happen, because they would treat it asap and removing large quantities of skin wouldn't be necessary.

>>85704634
Dazzle is actually somewhat effective versus submarines though, because they need to lead with their torpedoes so knowing speed and direction is important

>>85708152

He would be the best swordsman in the entire world. Dude takes down magical vampires and ice giants and shit. Jaime and Barristan and the like would be btfo.

He's also neutral on most political issues so he'd make very few enemies unless they actively sought to kill Geralt because he wouldn't bend the knee or whatever meme.

>>85709099
you dont become abstinent on the nights watch, just no obligations

>>85694130
There just like lepers in the middle ages.

Seriously people watch this show and expect it all written out with an explaination for everything.

Get a fucking imagination.

>>85697389
kek

>>85702667
South America size or length other posters are retarded. It's continent sized.

>>85710398
He's kind of a mutant freak though, that would hardly be fair fights.

>>85711334
>kind of
He's not "kind of", he was specifically modified to be faster, stronger, tougher, generally in every way better than normal humans. Though mutations.
So yeah, he is 100% a mutant freak.

>>85711463
>generally in every way better than normal humans

But can he love?

>Bran scene
>it's just hugs and then "hey sis I saw you get raped"
Was it really necessary to have that bit in this episode?

>>85711630
Yes. Can't conceive children though.

>>85702931
Can he legit time travel now? Can he greensight himself back before falling out of the tower and, not?

How about stopping his dad's execution? Travel back, warg into a boar and NOT kill the king?

>>85703476

Would be better if the Iron Islands changed places with the sisters

>>85707980
How do you know it's an american, and he meant football fields? Maybe he's a brit, and meant football fields.

The reason should be fairly obvious, it's a convenient middle distance that any random person can easily relate to and picture in their head. Unlike miles or kilometers, it's also a distance most people are used to seeing all in one place. Even for people who run or bike frequently, larger units of distance can be difficult to picture "stretched out" in a straight length. And with american football, unlike many sports, the size of the field is extremely uniform across all leagues, divisions, age groups, etc. It's always 100 yards.

>>85711692
Isn't there a whole thing about mutant freaks not experiencing feelings like humans?

>>85704032
Westeros is basically just Britain with Portugal/Spain attached.

The rest of the planet is just foreigners.

>>85711791
There, is, but they're generally exaggerated. I mean, Gerardo is less emotional than your common Joe, but not that much. And it's even less true for some other witchers, like Lambert.

>>85711741
>warg into a boar and NOT kill the king?

Why would he do that? That fat drunk fuck basically became king out of spite, and he hated every second of it.
Also he was a shit king.

>>85693927
>no greyscale cure in 1k years
>sam, you cured him! you son of a bitch!
>shake hands
>whole citadel infected one week later
>thanks, sam

>>85711665
does his penis work though?

>>85706795
It's just a stupid, crude line so that normies can have a quick chuckle. How many times has Joffrey been called a cunt before on the show? A million. Her describing watching him die with glee was far more effective, they didn't need both.

>>85711970
If not, he can still warg into a wolf with a functional penis.

>>85692515

Hold his beer
He'll impregnate this bitch

>>85704570
gotta assume the earth is flat.

they dont have seasons even

>>85712032
the very definition of cuckolding oneself

>>85694001
why doesn't the infected individual do it himself
Jorah had plenty of time to peal it off when it was just on his arm, he couldn't infect himself
why not make it common knowledge to fight the disease?

>>85706949
a month did pass. thats where the teleporting meme comes from.

some characters literally go into stasis to allow other characters to travel to them

>>85712304
>tfw love picking at things
>would get rid of the scales instantly

>>85706669
>Vick smoking arm.
who

>>85711791
They sorta retconned that. Book version, especially earlier on, they were supposed to be divested of all emotion. Psychopaths, basically. Most of the later versions just make the Witchers out to be a little subdued, but no more so than other very-long-lived fantasy characters. Gerry comes across in most media as just being an unusually level-headed person.

>>85698989
>It was really out of character for her
well, how many times have you seen her in a situation where she knew 100% that she was gonna die?

>>85712304
regardless, it's obviously a highly localized disease. they know that it'll only kill you if it spreads to the rest of your body. amputating would be a first choice and it might even be effective since it's just a more drastic version of what sam did.

it's questionable that a very simple procedure of removing skin would be forbidden in the first place, but surely there would not be anything against chopping an infected part and then burning it.

>>85693048

Oh yeah, big time. They gave him a proper fuckening (or whatever he did with Missandei) and shipped him off to die.

He will not live to dry hump another day...

>>85712304
>why not make it common knowledge to fight the disease?

because Maesters have a business to run.

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>so the big showdown between the two big alliances that we've been building towards for 6 seasons is fast approaching
>we need to come up with both sides' respective strategies and make it believable and immersive, this needs to be an intense battle of wits, strength and knowledge

>what? nah senpai, just put a hidden entryway under this big fortress and have this fleet (which logically shouldn't exist) teleport to wherever's convenient

>>85706669
I was hoping that too.

>>85712486
Victarion Greyjoy. He was cut. He and Euron gutted the Lannister fleet in the rebellion. He had grayscale and it was halted after treatment that involved magic. A red priest helped him. the infection was stopped but his whole arm is blackened and smoking.

>>85701547
Why and where did Yara, Ellaria and Tit Snek go anyways?

>>85703408
10 good kilometers

>>85712885
He didn't have greyscale, he had a wound that was getting more and more infected until mocorro healed it with the smoking black one.

Jon Connington is the one who has greyscale in the books.

>jon is going to get his arm fucked
>melly is going to heal him
>jon the king of the north will get the smoking fire arm
>jon is azor
bravo DnD

>>85697182
kek

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>>85712486
>>85712885

>>85705752
yes but in TV format its a quick way of conveying what >>85705631
said.
If hed just said something appropriate you wouldnt get the impression >>85705631

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>>85699172
>Lena headys
RUINED

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>>85708152
How would Manji fare in the GoT universe?

>>85706010
That's not new

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>>85714508
I AM THE LAW MAMA

>>85704084

Try this;

>Yara and Theon steal the Ironborn fleet
>Yara and Theon set sail from the Iron Islands
>Euron gets mad and says "cut down every tree and build me a new fleet!"
>Euron starts building his fleet
>Euron finishes building his fleet
>Euron sets sail from the Iron Islands
>Euron arrives in Kings Landing BEFORE Yara and Theon arrive on Dragonstone

The only explanation at this point is that he has a time machine, portal technology, warp drive, and photon torpedoes.

>>85702576
>Nile
>cutting through africa


what an absolute moron.

If you had said Panama canal or Suez canal you could be forgiven, but what you said is just bloody retarded

>>85692683
I hate normies and their cringeworthy praise of shallow characters who they only like because of idiotic quippy 'sick burns'

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>>85714331
Stevenson as Vicky, Viggo as Euron, good times

>>85714978
I fucked, thats Mads obviously.

>>85704570
what you show is impossible. There would need to be an additional polar area where mesteros is located.


I sound a bit stupid having to state this but... planets have two poles...

>>85711970
The real secret is that he warged into Ramsay for the wedding night

>>85692853
My only guess would be he brought something back from Valyria which can speed up ships. Maybe something which controls wind.

>>85711924
Targ niggers please go

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>>85698612
Yes but if you absolutely had to choose between The Rock and Highgarden...?

>>85716598
Still a shit king though.
Drunk himself half to death, and in the end got killed by a fucking pig. It's more than the piece of shit deserves senpai.

>>85716655
Fact of the matter is we were soundly beaten

>>85705492
No its about white colonialism. The white guys are the main guys

>>85716857
>Fact of the matter is we were soundly beaten

Heavy drummond like that in the Sunset Sea...

>>85717145
Such a ship like that could tip the war in euron's favour.

>>85717609

By comparison, the Dragon Queen...is a somewhat aged YASSSQUEEN-of-war

>>85702714
I NEED ANOTHER 1000 SHIPS

>>85717802
Would you call me old, little midget fella? No one would call the dragon queen old. She has bluff eye brows, lovely lines. She's a fine seabird, weatherly, stiff, fast. Very fast if she's handled well. No, she's not old. She's in her prime.

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>>85712998

>>85708201
yes she does

>>85692515
This is where the ten good men quote came from. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETTCPzO4UIM

>>85694224
Of course not, they stole them.

>>85718000
>She's a fine seacow, weatherly, plump, bouyant
you fucked up son

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>>85704084

LOl at the people saying Cersei was so fucked and dany would rek everyone

Cersei+Jaime+Euron is unstoppable

And the zombie army? Euron will just use his teleportation power to send them all back to the north pole, ayylmao

>>85701756
Wait, Dragonstone is RIGHT NEXT TO BLACKWATER BAY???

WHY DIDN'T DRAGONCUNT JUST SET UP A NAVAL BLOCKADE, THEN USE THE DRAGONS TO BURN THE FIELDS AROUND KING'S LANDING AND LET THEM STARVE?

>>85697389
hehe

>>85693411
>>85693011
Those ships collided because they were in a busy shipping zone and couldn't alter course for fear of hitting other ships. At night. Cry more grrm, you're a fat faggot.

>>85692515
CAST EM, /tv/!

>>85703299
>what do you think they would do differently even if they saw euron tailing them?
Not place themselves in an obvious trap.

>>85707476
No, Jorah was gonna get kicked out of the citadel the next day. Him being healed completely by Sam happened in one night,

>>85711785
>gives a serious response to an obsessed european bashing America
Do Americans really do this?

>>85719028
Jesus christ, you're right. Fuck, there's no way you can even pretend to salvage this shit.

>>85719028
>>85707476
FYI, Debriding is a NASTY process.
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2006/12/13/iraqburns

At the bottom of this is a picture of someone with burns after debriding.

Jorah should have has exposed flesh and been weeping blood everywhere from the treatment.

It should have taken WEEKS for him to recover from this, and he's INCREDIBLY vulnerable to infection because ALL HIS SKIN IS AN OPEN FUCKING WOUND.

>>85693387
each stormborn controls 10 ships through an intricate system of ropes and pulleys.

>>85711953
>shakes hand
>greyscale appears on 50+ of the elderly meisters in Sam's care
>first sign of greyscale detected on penis of all infected

>>85719854
kek

>>85719632
10 good ships