Chris Stuckmann is honestly one of the more respectable movie

Idris Elba

Says a lot for the profession, don't it? And even more about the kind of people who watch this shit.

>>85687772
The bar was too low.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvctbUtnGPA

Telling the story of a movie in four minutes is not a review. The guy knows nothing about film

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>>85687772

Prefer his friend tbqh

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LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN

>>85687772
More like Cuckmann

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>>85688535
They're both such fucking plebs.

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>>85688691
I don't know about you, but I'd cuck the Stuck.

>>85688743
is that his wife?

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>>85688781
Yep. She's really cute. Knowing how sweet and adorable his wife is makes me like him more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mlB94dOkiI

>>85688860
She's cute.

I want to facefuck her so hard that I might broke my dick with her throat.

>>85689067
If Chris can find a girl to cuddle with and watch movies with every night, darn it, so can I.

>>85688691
The ironic thing is that Chris was the one who did the cucking.

This other youtube guy did a salty blog post about how Chris stayed at his New York home and was a terrible guest and ended up sleeping with the guy's wife.

i subscribed to him for about 3 months just to see what all the hype was about but all his content is garbage. he doesn't say anything. he doesn't talk about the movie, the production, or even his reaction. he just says "something happens and I was like UHHHHHHHHGG and then something else happens and I was like WAHHHHHH????"

I tried getting through his Hilariocity series and it's mostly him saying "this movie has some funny bits and I literally can't." Watch the Alien: Resurrection one if you want to lose any hope for respect. He's so dull and shit at watching movies that he couldn't understand the plot of fucking Alien Resurrection.

>>85689264
This ^

>>85689127
Why would you want to watch movies with a woman?

>>85688860
>This movie is about Tuxedo Mask or Mam-a-roo
Fucking weebs man rofl

>>85687772
Has anyone tried watching some of the lesser known or more gimmicky TGWTG clones? They just can't make the cheesiness tolerable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyLCQUnJpGY

>>85687772
Imagine being so autistic that you make Chris fucking Stuckmann look like the normalfag who doesn't want to be there in a picture

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>movie reviewers

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I grew up with Chris Stuckmann.

>>85689264
His new sleepwalkers one got me. I don't really like people like yms or Nostalgia critic but holy fuck, Chris is a entire league below them.

>"This is a really, really bad bit."
>*plays scene people have seen hundreds of times prior e.g. the Room, Battlefield Earth, Wicker Man*
>*Bursts into laughter, screaming "I can't, I just can't"*
>"Now you think that was bad, but it gets worse....so much worse"

>>85692660
I actually think he could pass for a chad if he dropped the shitty pop-culture clothing and got a tan, he's attractive enough and he's finally got a haircut and facial hair to suit his face.

>>85688407
>"i act like a retard just to fuck with you hahaha"
>"also i don't even care it doesn't even bother me except i do and it does which is why i made this video"

Hey guys, remember when he gave Deadpool an A+?

>>85689264
This.

>>85687772
the word you're looking for is puncheable

>>85689127
>If this normie chad can find a cute girl so can I!

Yeah bro, just be yourself!

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>>85687772
now I know why russians hate the "american smile"

>>85697463
>Stuckmann
>A chad

Come on now.

>>85698046
Russian's really have no right to make fun of other peoples smiles/looks. Someone put chlorine in their gene pool.

what happened to Linkara?

>>85698137
someone shoul watch more russian webcams

>>85698216
>dolled up, plastic surgeried russia women

It still doesn't help with genetics anon.

>>85698191
He still making comic book reveiws

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>>85698241
like if you can consent to plastic surgery at a young age

>>85687772
Is he now? You know who you should tell that to?

>>85698355
We aren't talking about a first world country here. Its Russia

>>85698246
his movie was pure kino, hope he's gonna shoot a sequel

>*FUNNY NOISE*

>>85698386
anon, all I said is that russians are right about the big fake smile most americans use for social interaction, i'm not even close to russia.
did I triggered something inside you?

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>>85698191
Talking about me hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

>>85698046
What's with fat white men and goatees? You're not fooling anyone. You're trying just to hide a flabby second chin

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>>85701146
post his green ranger suit please im so close

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>>85701398
I have this.

This guy seriously looks like some kind of halloween yard skeleton when he smiles

>>85689171
Link?

>>85687772
I love Chris Stuckmann's work, just discovered him a few months ago.

However, I get the impression that he's one of those "every single movie needs to be Citizen Kane or The Godfather or it's popcorn-muncher shit that's ruining the film industry" critics.

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>>85701882
>Love Chis Stuckmann's work
Please be joking.
Also somebody post the webm.

what's with /tv/ and being absolutely embarrassing all the time?

Someone post the gif

he gave The Book of Henry a positive review because he got to interview Colin Trevorrow