>a jose canseco bat? tell me you didn't pay for this

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>>85684355
>Wayne Gretzky on steroids?

Why so hostile towards sports people

>>85684355
>canseco
he's a roid monkey bum

It's amazing how a low budget, well made ninja turtles movie from 1990 holds up better than Marvel shit released within the last 5 years.

>cricket? nobody undastands cricket. you gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
why was raph so xenophobic?

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>>85686203
Well, prove the turtle wrong: do YOU know anything 'bout cricket?

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>Jose Canseco

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>>85686598

BOSSA NOVA

>>85688638

I don't get it.

>>85689662
parastroika?

>>85685883
i want to laugh but the sadness of this reality overwhelms my humor

>>85684355
It's an anti roid comment

>>85689762
frère Jacques.

>>85686598
that's why you don't put right handers in right field

"He's a clostrophobic"

"I never even looked at another guy!"

Lines like that will never happen these days

>>85691456
I thought the same thing when I watched it a few years ago. Being homophobic, even in a non violent way is almost illegal now. Just for the record I'm not homophobic.

>>85692025
you really really really REALLY like women?

>>85692025
to late shit head, I've already called the cops.
There is a nice place in hell for homophobes like you!