So why was he going back in time to watch his sister get repeatedly

HES THE THREE EYED RAVEN ITS COMPLICATED

>>85674081
He's not even going to bother to use his powers to find Rickon, is he.

>>85674081
I bet he did it more than once

His dick all fucked up and don't even work.

>>85674081
He practically has an infinite supply of porn at his disposal

>>85674081
Do you think he warged into Ramsay?

Can someone post a screen shot of him from this episode? I'd like to shoop an autism hat onto him.

I would to.

But arent there some different things to talk about that he saw in the past?

Littlefinger being responsible for death of their father. Jon Snow real father. The way snow vampires work and are made up what..

thousands of better topics.
instead he wipout lotion and tissues and tell her he will stay a while

>>85674478
Is Bran into cuck porn?

>>85674421
Rickons dead though

>>85674421
Rickon's dead m8

>>85674681
>>85674703

what? I don't remember this?

>>85674081

>tfw he's seen Sansa naked and we never will...

>>85674741
Just before the bastard's battle

>>85674741

Happens during Battle of the Bastards.

>>85674741
Season 6 Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards. He got shot with an arrow by Ramsey.

>>85674741
He was shot by arrows before the Battle of the Bastards. Little dumbass couldn't even zigzag

>>85674741
Ramsay played a game with Rickon, if he could run to Jon without getting shot by Ramsay, he wins, and if Rickon dies, he loses

>>85674824
>>85674852
How did he go?

>>85674741
Yeah he didn't zig when he should have also zagged

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>>85674741
Battle of the bastards, he was shot with an arrow when running to Jon

what was with his stone faced emo routine anyways
I dont remember him being like that last season

>>85674824
>>85674852
>>85674856
>>85674859
>>85674889
>>85674908
>>85674917
>>85674929


Oh you guys are right, my bad.

>>85674081
He didn't. He can only see out of the eyes of the weirwood trees. That's why the northerners do all the pledges and marriages in front of those trees. It makes them provable into the future so long as you have a greenseer. But they reason they do it got lost and stuck around only as tradition.

>>85674081
>you looked so beautiful when Ramsey fucked your asshole

Is it autism?

>>85674081
Did Jamie have a finger his ass when cerci was giving him a bj?

>>85674985
He is the 3 eyed raven now, has to act like an all knowing old coot now

OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT DENSE STATE

>>85674081
>Bran, can your raven shit do anything useful like give us army-of-the-dead troop movements?
>No, but I'll describe your pretty dress the night u got that hot painul injection. Pretty pretty dress...

>it was snowing that day in the north
>and you were wearing a white dress on your wedding night
WHOA no way anyone could have known those facts unless they could truly see

>>85674741
You are fucking retarded

Obviously he was talking about something that happens in the future,but he doesn't realize it yet .it's a mislead.

>>85674421
Rickon's dead and he probably already knows it.

>>85676324
>yfw she has to marry the nights king and he rapes her with his ice dick

How did Greywork have sex if he's an eunich? No one ever mentions that.

I won't be watching any of the episodes all the way through until they're all available on HBO Go so I can just marathon them in one long sitting.

But I've been watching clips of the season on Youtube. Saw the sex scene with him. How did that even happen?

>>85675001
Then how did he see Jon getting born?

>>85676136
Slow down there psychic, I can't handle all this info at once.

>>85676679
Double dildo in his dickpussy.

>>85674985
He's watched the equivalent of every porno ever made in all of history. His dopamine receptors are probably fried by now

>>85674985
Its complicated.

>>85674985
He probably saw some serious shit and doesn't know how to explain it to people.

>>85676324
I thought the same thing. It was the future. He say "was" bicouse hes mind is confusing time.

¿is this future or it is past?

She is going to marry someone.

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He is truly...

/OURGUY/

Who is more pathetic? Bran or Shinji Ikari?

>>85676773
That's 3ER power.

Greenseer is standard north magic, it's implied in the books that both Reed kids and Howland himself are greenseers.

>>85677539
Shinji has legs.

>>85677539
SHUT UP YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!

>>85674081
I wish he could worg into one of Danny's dragons and just make it eat her in one big bite. Just *chomp* and leaves her feet still standing on the ground. It'd be hilarious.

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honestly.. if you were Bran and you knew the shit you knew.. would you want to explain shit to your idiot sister who let herself be pimped out?

It's like a redpilled man trying to talk to the average tumblr user.

So can Bran still warg or whatever?

>>85677539
GET IN THE FUCKING DRAGON BRAN

The real question is whether or not Bran made it happen.

He can turn a boy into Hodor, did he turn Ramsay into a rock hard rape machine?

why didn't he warg into Sansa?

>>85674929
Not him, rickon, The young kid.the one that was with the wildling girl.

>>85678119
>warging into Sansa while she's getting raped
now we're going somewhere

>i'm the three eyed raven now, i'll say some stupid lines with an autist---i mean serious look. also brb while i watch my sister getting banged over and over

>>85674081
>endless fap material
living in the treenet would be so great

>>85678190
and then he could go back again and warg into ramsay aswell? so he could rape himself while being sansa? sounds better than his current plot line desu

>knows everything
>didn't tell her Arya was alive
He really doesn't care about his family besides Jon who isn't really his family

>>85676136
kek

>>85677389
I can't believe how many people missed this there's even a shot of Sansa in the white dress for season 7

>>85678119
>>85678190
Btw if you meant while she was in front of him, there's kindda that whole thing where he did it to Hodor and it's probably only possible because Hodor is part giant aka not pure human and it kindda caused him to go mad and turned him into a perma autist repeating the command he gave him at high speed all the time.
TL;DR Hodor left a 1/10 review on Bran's warging, Bran's trauma don't really encourage him to varg people for shits and giggles so he just browse the treenet for kinky shit instead

Why is it we get to enjoy Dany getting butt fucked bent over and fully nude, while with Sansa its just implied?

This is why I hate this show.

>>85678474
whoa. do you remember where you saw the shot?

I'm getting tired of the "how odd is that Bran spoke about her being raped?" comments.
He needed to prove her somehow that he was really aware of everything that happened.

What's the best way to do that, in your opinion? Would that be telling her how he started doing/sseing weird stuff since he was pushed by Jaime?

Guess not. He needed to tell her something that there's no way he could ever heard before, because Sansa never spoke openly about it.

>>85678545
Because Dany was a whore from day 1, while Sansa is supposed to be pure.

>>85678000
dumbest plot device in history

>>85678545
2011 vs 2016

>>85677848
Praise Kek! Am I right, fellow 'pede? SJWs and Clinton News Network BTFO!

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>>85678572
He was saying how sorrowful he was that it happened.

But we live in a world of idiots who get triggered by everything.

>>85674641
>bran is the guy cuckposting in as many /tv/ threads as possible

FUCK OFF BRAN

>>85678572
Something mundane would have worked like when she talked about lemon pastries at the vale.
Like if somebody omnicient show up to tell me he is omniscient i expect him to actually bring up something somewhat proper and not literally nightmare fuel.

>>85678407
why spoil the surprise

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>>85676921

>>85675001
That's in the books mate. In the show he can see whatever he wants.

>>85678036
Bran cut Theon's dick off as revenge

>>85678407
Dude is an autist now. He doesnt think of the logical thing to say, only what his retarded chimp brain spews out.

In order to prove he could see everything, he started talking about when she was raped like it was no big deal to her.

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Make way for the fucking master strategist everybody way to fucking go getting Dany's whole fleet and and half her fleet fucked you god damned midget holy hell are you even fucking trying?

>>85678572
yes, because after not seeing her for years, the first thing that comes to your mind that will make sure she understands is that she was married and its not like everyone knew that.

>>85678843
not his fault yara is incompetent and euron has hacks

>>85678683

I don't think that it could possibly work.
I'd rather talk about something that really had an impact in someone's life, something they try to hide even from themselves. Deep dark nightmare fuel shit.

>>85678683
Hey Anon, remember that time your mom was drunk and said something to you and you panicked because you thought she was hitting on you?

That was me.

>>85678941

Like if there's actual people giving a shit about it in the other side of the wall, or in the Night's Watch, or in the way back to Winterfell.

>>85679055
>hey you know thoses three dragons that literally incinerated a fleet back in Mehreen?
>Let's actually not engage in naval combat with them

>>85677829
i second this

>>85679082
I saw you that time you were trapped in the porta potty and thought you might never escape.

>>85679193
I know right? Aren't those things smart? Why not tell one to escort a fleet in dragon tongue?

>>85678527
>Be bran, go back in time and see Sansa getting raped by Ramsay
>Feels his phantom boner get hard
>Wargs into Sansa
>"Aw yeah, fuck me in the shitter!" he yells, and Sansa yells it too.
>"Awyeh fuckme shitter"
>"Awy uckne shittr"
>"Aw..."
>"Uckmeshitr..."
>"Sittr..."
>"Uck... Aw..."
>"S...aw..mu...sh...aww..."
>"S...a...m...shaw..."
>"S...an...shaw..."
>"San... sha..."
>"San...sa..."

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>>85674985
He was doing his best Doctor Manhattan impression.

So why does Bran want to see Jon?

>>85678187
Are you an idiot? Who is him, you think?

>>85679353
Prince that was Promised, also his father/mother.

>>85678545
Because Emilia Clarke was a fucking nobody when she was cast in season 1. They could make her do whatever they wanted. Sophie Turner wasn't anybody either, but by the time the actress was old enough to show her tits the show was deep enough into production and she was too entrenched into the cast, so they weren't able to coerce her as easily as they did Emilia.

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>>85678187
>Being this retarded

>>85679353

Maybe to tell him he's a Targaryen? To keep him up with the WW's situation? To let him know that the wall will fall? I can think of multiple good reasons.

hes clearly meant to seem world-weary already from knowing the massive responsibility and powers that he now holds

but the actor is shit and so is the script so instead he came across as bored and even somewhat standoffish

for a moment i forgot about how Bran is the most boring character, with the most boring actor of all time.

atleast Meera Reed is cute, but it is just like dating a cute girl with a gay asshole friend

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>>85679273
>Bran looking at the same time from the other end of the room
"God I Wish that were me"

>>85678843
Dany has almost lost her entire army in 2 episodes. She literally just has the Dothraki and Dragons now. In a way, she's back to where she would have been if she invaded in season 1.

>>85679574
she will still win tho, so yeah not sure what is your point

>>85679504
Theoretically couldnt bran warg into someone close to Jon and tell him it immediately?

He could take over Davos or someone else and then say it or write it or whatever.

Or are his powers limited by distance?

>muh three eyed raven
Bran is the worst arc on the show.

>His fleet could be anywhere right now
What the fuck is the point of keeping Varys around when he can't even tell them what the enemy is doing? Isn't that his whole fucking job?

i wish someone would kill Bran.

>>85679574
Grey Worm plot armor will allow Unsullied to BTFO Euron.

>>85679643
His powers are limited to non-human and likely can literally turn people into fucking autist if he fucks with their mind with commands, not mentioning he can literally talk into the past meaning he could change the past but technicly he didn't therefore he won't .

>>85679643

After his really traumatic experience with Hodor?

Why doesn't he just warg into cersei to kill her

Reminder that Bran turned Hodor into his retarded manservant and then got him killed.

>>85679574
>An Armada
>Valuable alliances
>Divided kingdom to conquer
>Years of ruling under her belt
>Westerosi counsel
>Heir right (No viserys)
>3 fully grown dragons
Yeah just like season 1

>>85679739
No they aren't, he warged into Hodor.

>>85674985
That was the worst fucking part.
He wasn't even like this last fucking episode!
He went from normal Bran to "distant and mysterious 3-eyed rave Bran" in the span of getting from the Wall to Winterfell.

What the fuck?

>>85679574
Don't worry, Jorah will make up for it

>>85679800
Hodor is part giant

>>85674081
I don't know, but that scene was uncomfortable for me, just the way he describes it and it's like he's implying something, as if wishing it were him.
>>85674600
Don't laugh, but the bong genes kicked in strong for the actor. You don't even need to label him tard or autistic kid at play, it's written all over his facial features. Kid didn't age well.
>>85674367
>Dabid, we running out of time Dabid, how we's explain Bran super duper powers Dabid? It's so complicated Dabid!

>>85679800

Worked really well for Hodor, right?

>>85674081
wouldnt you?

Why doesn't Bran just warg into a giant eagle and drop the Night's King into the ruins of Valyria?

>>85679865
Because he's the Three Eyed Raven. It's complicated.

>>85679643
>Suddenly Davos has a fit
>"Jon! Don't bend the knee! You are very important! Song of Ice and Fire! JOOOOOOON!"
>"Ser Davos, what's wrong, what are you saying?"
>"Don't... very important... ice... fire... Jon..."
>"Dont...very...song..."
>"Do...ver...so..."
>"D...v...os..."
>"Davos... Davos... Davos..."

>>85678843
Its 4D chess so that the Lannisters win

>>85676679
they have a dick but no balls

>>85679243
>dragon tongue

not really a thing homie, this ain't skyrim

>>85679829
He's the descendant of Duncan the Tall, he isn't part giant. Old Nan is Rohan Webber. It is known.

>>85679780
>An Armada
Gone
>Valuable alliances
Gone
>Divided kingdom to conquer
Besides the north, Cersei pretty much has everything under control
>Years of ruling under her belt
Which she failed miserably at
>Westerosi counsel
Witty dwarf and no one else has a cock
>Heir right (No viserys)
Viserys would have attacked kings landing with the dragons and won the war already
>3 fully grown dragons
Well yeah she's got that. They'll die to crossbows soon enough

>>85677829
I was praying for this a long time, she goes nuts, Bran worgs into one of the dragons who bites her in half.

I want to watch his caretaker collect his urine.

>>85674474
>Have psychic powers that practically allow you to be anyone and shape the history of the world
>Use them for unlimited cuck porn

A connoisseur of the finer things, I see.

>>85679846
Technically if we follow some lore from the book we don' thave much evidence warging on humans ever happened or is a common thing apart from maybe the Mad King which is a potential case and then again Valerians likely have dragon blood as well, Overall it's highly likely Greenseers warged Giants to build the wall in the first place.It would make sense that Greenseers can only varg things that are not humans and when trying to varg part humans result in partial failure.
>>85680062
>he doesn't know about the old nan Theory
get educated scrubs I don't have time to deal with your kind

>>85680100
Haha imagine how many times Meera had to wipe his stinky poopy ass, I bet it smelled sooo bad haha but she probably still took some nice whiffs when she thought he wasn't paying attention haha

>>85680088
It would be pretty weak shit if Bran could just warg dragons.

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>>85679979
I chukl'd

>>85680075
Not to mention she has the KINGADANORF held hostage and a bunch of cultists think she's azor ahai

>>85674421
bran warged into that arrow because he was annoyed by rickon running in a straight line

>>85680236
Haha

>>85679055
hey we're sailing around the entire continent for some reason and there's a good chance our enemies' naval force is gonna use the same route as us to get home so let's just have lesbian sex ok good

>>85678843
pretty sure that's the point ya dolt

lots of reversals on got

Yeah, that was weird, but I think it's supposed to emphasize how detached he is from ordinary humanity given the God-like knowledge he possesses and the scale of the threat at hand. For most people the horror of the situation with Ramsay would overshadow everything, but because he's able to look at it from this different perspective, he's able to go, "Oh, you looked really pretty in your wedding dress, Sansa." Plus, there's also the fact that like he said a lot of the stuff he sees is all jumbled up.

By the way, it seems pretty obvious at this point that they're going to do some time travel shit with Bran. I think he's probably Bran the Builder, but at the very least, the old Three-Eyed Raven is definitely an older version of him. That would explain the "become me" thing and the fact that when Sansa said, "I thought you were the Three-Eyed Raven," he said it was complicated, not, "No, that was the last guy."

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When Dany was rolling off her titles and what she did.. I so wanted Jon to say ...

"I died bitch. Sit down"

>>85674081
You have to also understand he can affect things as well. Calling it now, Sansa was RAVENED.

>>85680965
What she went though is way worse than what that man went though -.-

So who controls the riverlands now if the freys are all dead?

Who rules in the vale if CIA is in the north?

What the fuck is Dorne doing if both sand sneks are kill?

Honestly the political sub plots of this show have gone to shit. I'm just watching for the final boss fight.

>>85676679
>. Saw the sex scene with him. How did that even happen?
if you saw the sex scene then you literally saw him going down on her? have you really never been with a woman to understand what his last movement was? like hello???

>>85680021
no they're full ken-doll

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>>85681159
>jon's face during that scene

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>>85681159
LOL I'm seeing this autism a lot. Trying to suggest rape is worse than being violently murdered.

Plz KYS.

>>85680958
>the old Three-Eyed Raven is definitely an older version of him
He's a different character entirely my dude

>>85681489
Branception is real

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>>85674741
Even when the show outpaces the books, showfags are still as insufferable as ever.

>>85679803
LOL STOP THINKING LMAO

>>85674081
>Hmmm I should tell my sister what she ate last yesterday and shell believe me
>nah I'll remind her of when she was raped

>>85678836
ah yes the super specific details of her getting raped that truly only a magic raven man could know
>it was snowing in the north
>you were wearing a white dress at your wedding

>>85680236
HAHA XDXDXDXXXdxDXXxDXxDDDXxDD so funni

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>>85681408
>rather get stabbed by a dick or get stabbed by a dozen daggers
>both options you're alive afterward and have to live with the fact that you were violently taken advantage of

Jon was gangraped

why didnt bran warg into a dragon, fly to the north, and burn every white walker to death

>>85679716
Euron's not sticking around Casterly Rock. He was just there to burn Danny's fleet and make the Unsullied walk home.

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John is getting his glassass dot com and going back north. It appears that Danny might get fucked by Cersei because of the ballistas, Euron having captured the Greyjoys+Sneks, and Jaime getting the Martel's, and the cockless being stranded in Casterly Rock.

I can only see Cersei winning this, but I assume that the Night's Watch won't be able to stop the dead by themselves, otherwise it'd be too easy (even if it'd make sense if it happened), so Cersei would have to deal with the dead invading Westeros? Maybe Danny runs away by herself with her dragons?

Also Arya will probably find him back north with the dragon glass? Maybe Arya will go south and kill Cersei by herself, ending the war?

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>>85681913
Why are you even guessing?

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Okay, explain it to me.

- How did Jon know 2 of his brothers died? How did he know Bran was alive? He knows Robb and Rickon are dead, yes, but why didn't he assume Bran was dead as well?

- How the FUCK did Tyrion manage to build an underground tunnel system? He couldn't even keep his first wife without his men around him ratting him out, then having her raped for a few silver coin (+ dragon, since Lannisters are worth more) in front of him

Why did Dany say Jon only lost 2 brothers?

>>85681883
why doesnt he just warg into the ice king and make him tell his minions to go home and chill.

>>85681883
Why doesn't brandon warg into a warg and have him warg back into himself?

>>85681975
>Littlefinger went from rusing the fuck out of everybody to laying low and waiting for Arya to kill him
What happened?

>>85674782
I got you covered bro

>>85674081
Who wouldn't

>>85678843
asha getting btfo while trying to snag some old snek pussy is tyrion's fault how?

>>85674081
>Sansa going full NOPE after Bran tells her how pretty she was

It's good to know even concepts like unconditional love between family members can still be destroyed by revelations of cuckold degeneracy.

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>>85681975
o-oh, so there were leaks

well now I'm bummed

>>85681993
because she
was
RAPED!!!!

>>85682109
What enjoyment do leakfags get out of reading this stuff? Why would you want to ruin the show for yourself? I don't look at leak images, but leakfags not using spoiler blackout ruined the kill snek with poison for me and are one reason i generally avoid got threads now.

>>85681159
>stabbed multiple times by your sworn brothers
>even your little 9 year old protege faggot
>slowly bleed out in the snow
>not worse than rape

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>>85678648
>trying this hard

>>85681989
>>85681993
wasnt the context of the 2 brothers line refering to them dieing while playing the game of thrones?
i thought tyrions first wife was a literal whore that his dad was paying to fuck him

How the fuck did emilia clarke land that role? Shes a chubby, average looking womanlet with godawful acting skills. Every time she starts talking with those fat cheeks and same facial expression any immersion i had is destroyed.

>>85674081
Do you think HBO are kicking themselves that the actors they picked for Bran and Ayylamo grew up to be uggo fucks?

>>85681883
its complicated

>>85682254
1) No, Rickon is like fucking 5. He wasn't playing shit. Nigga couldn't even zig or zag.

2) Nope. She actually loved him, was discovered, and then raped while being paid a silver for each man. Then Tyrion was sloppy twentieth, and paid a dragon.

>>85682263
because shes supposed to be a naive retard "princess" who tries real hard to be so brave and mature and epic but in reality shes just like her dad and only gets things done when she burns everything to the ground

the show missed the mark

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>>85682196
I didn't read the leak but I saved it to confirm later if it was really leaked, and the leak is enough to make it impossible to theorize about the show, which would probably be fun

>What enjoyment do leakfags get out of reading this stuff?
I dunno man, there's people who just look up spoilers to spoil other people, and people who don't give a fuck about spoilers, how can someone think the enjoyment of a show isn't diminished by completely removing the element of surprise?

welp, I guess I'm off of /tv/ again for a few months, laters!

>>85682263
No Kidding Anon. She hasn't really shown a single emotion in this Season other than arrogance.

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Would you say Bran's motives are....complex?

>>85682263
At least they nailed it with different actors. Jaime is wonderfully acted, The Hound is well written, so it's not all bad.

>>85679780
2 dragons apparently.

>>85681993
Didn't Bran/Meera/Jojen run into one of the Night's Watchmen characters when they cross the Wall to go find the 3ER?

Why didn't Bran just tell Sansa there was a previous 3ED before him?
>There was another guy but he died so now I've taken over his role

Also how the fuck does Euron's fleet keep teleporting?

>>85681989
Sam told him Bran and Rickon were alive when they went through the wall several seasons ago.

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>>85679716

Check the leaks asshat, if only you knew

>>85682652
>Also how the fuck does Euron's fleet keep teleporting?
they're trying to end this series as fast as they can

>>85682239
He got knife raped.

>>85682652
It's because he's on another level of consciousness, like Dr. Manhattan. He has such a comprehensive knowledge of the history of everyone and everything in Westeros that he can now no longer relate to other human beings -- in other words, he has become a bookfag.

>>85674081

He warged into Hodor's massive dick.

>>85674081
he is unironically really cute. no homo. I feel weird about it because I feel like he was 12 or 13 when the show started

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>>85682739
>>85682652

>being this retarded

Is it hard to believe that the show doesn't take place in one day or that a good amount of time passes between each scene? I swear, I almost feel bad having to explain shit like this

>>85680229
in the prologue of adwd the short guy with all the animal companions tried to warg permanently into that one lady before being stabbed and stopping him. i forget the guys name but he rode a polar bear and had an eagle and a wolf as well.

>>85679353
To tell him about the way the shadows danced across Sansa's immaculate, porcelain skin as Ramsay mounted her on her wedding night.

>>85682652
Because he warged into Bloodraven in the past and the three eyed raven was actually future him

>>85674081
Why didn't John correct Dany when she said he'd lost two brothers aswell, at that point he'd lost three and wouldn't have known Bran was alive. Unless I'm forgetting that Sam broke his vow and told him. Did John find the script and read it?

>>85681408
i mean if I was going to come back I think i'd rather get killed than raped 2bh

though it depends on how violent the death is

>>85680965
you could see it on Kits face he was like "come on bitch, you know nothing"

>>85682967
its not hard to believe that at all, however there's no fucking way that euron could've intercepted yara and theon, and then made it to casterly rock to assjam the unsullied, they both left at the same time heading in two different directions across the map from eachother

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>Sansa: "So can you explain this three eyed raven thing to me?"
>Bran: "You looked pretty on the night you were raped."

>>85683248
I'm pretty sure Sam told him. Dany wouldn't know that though.

>>85681261
what are the riverland?
where is the vale? (where is CIA keeping all the vale army at winterfell?)
Dorne has an army?
at this point D&D are just trying to rap the show up, stop asking so many questions.

>>85682967
The problem is that the show does a poor job [read "doesn't make any attempt whatsoever"] in showing the passage of time. There are plenty of moments where you have no idea if certain events do happen at the same time, if they are delayed and if so by how much.

That being said, the events are indeed very rushed. Remember how in season 2 it took whole episodes for small movements of troops across the Riverlands? Now we have continent-passing fleets in the span of a couple of scenes, it's insane. Claiming the show doesn't try to wrap up plots is stupid with all the evidence we have.

>>85683302
Not him but allthough it is pretty weird, they probably didn't have much more than a days advantage on Euron, Euron whos entire army are all sailors, not surprised at all that he caught up to them. The ocean is tricky and Euron probably knows the absolute fastest route, where the currents are strongest and where the winds are the best whereas the Unsullied are like, im a nigger map says left then up lets do that

>>85679803
all the time he spent on being dragged by frogfu to the wall he was warging and seeing shit so he probably saw some pretty JUST stuff

>>85678843
Tyrion is a fucking HORRIBLE battle commander, no wonder they had to kill off Barristan, or else they might have won this war by the 3rd episode

>>85683374
Didn't we have a scene in season 4 right when Jon came back with Jon and Sam talking and in that conversation they talked about Jon being with Ygritte and sam being unsuccesful in telling Bran to come with them to CB?

no wonder my eyes roll back when i complete a fap

someone is warging into me at that moment

I have a feeling that by the end of the series we are gonna have some Deus Ex warging to finish it.

It's already been heavily hinted that they'll probably get cornered at Winterfell. The last moments will probably be everyone setting aside their differences and holding off the hordes while Bran time travels to create a future/present that defeats the white walkers.

Maybe he'll get into Jaime's head and stop him from killing the king since the series constantly beats that fact into the viewers' heads. What's a few more years of Targ rule if it'll ensure the king beyond the wall's defeat.

>>85683521
They are just giving Dany some stakes. By all rights she would have won the throne with what she had... instead they had to make Cersei strong again and it's working nicely. Dany has shit to overcome again. That's how tension works.

But yes, Tyrion sucks.

>>85682967
Remember when it took a whole season for Stannis to get to King's Landing

>>85683485
Yes, but the feats achieved are insane. Think about it. At the end of last episode the Unsullied were already on their way to Casterly Rock, while Euron was attacking Yara and Theon. In tonight's episode, Euron had to go BACK to King's Landing, hung out for a bit, then took his fleet and went across the continent to catch up with the Unsullied who just finished capturing Casterly Rock.

>>85676679
>I won't be watching any of the episodes all the way through until they're all available on HBO Go so I can just marathon them in one long sitting.
that's legit torture, seeing spoilers online and watching clips instead of seeing the whole thing. Like tasting a well cooked meat but letting others eat it all by themselves. Just download it from tpb, geez.

>>85683638
All they had to do was one scene of Euron taking the Arbor and splitting his fleet

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>>85683625

the good ol' days of following the books verbatim

we can never go back you know,

"dont'cha get it? its over" -Forsen

>>85680203

Voyeurism is not the same as cuckoldry damn it. Memes were a mistake.

>>85682196
when i read leaks i read them to know how retarded something will be, as in GoT and last jedi. i will still watch both because i want to know the dialogue and imagery of the show/movie. as an example this episode when Jon and Dany meet the speech Dany gives is retarded but the one Davos and Jon gives is pretty good.

>>85681263

Grey worm has the shaft dummy, just no balls

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>>85674081
God, when there was someone at the gate I was 100% sure it was Arya. I can't believe the writers made him arrive first. I completely forgot about this faggot for 6 seasons.

>>85683714
Perhaps, but if the show wants to show Euron as a great admiral it'd be kinda weird to show that his fleet can wreck shit with him in King's Landing.

>>85683842
you're literally wrong.

>Their training starts at age five and is from dawn to dusk. It is brutal, designed not only to teach them how to fight, but to strip away all individuality, empathy, and self-worth. Slaves that fail any aspect of their training are killed. Only a third of the slaves to enter training survive to become Unsullied.
>The eunuchs are fully castrated, with their penis and testicles cut, and their manhoods are burned at the altar of the Lady of Spears. This means that they cannot be as strong as whole men, but this is more than made up for by discipline.

>>85683753
Dany has consistently been the worst main character of the show since season 1, by far. And also the worst actor. I mean Kit Harrington is pretty shit, but at least he shows some emotion. Emilia Clarke can only frown and stare blankly into the abyss that is her acting talent.

>>85683650
how is this "rape" when they are married? they dont have lawyers do they?

>>85682704
where can I find leaks

>>85682196
Reading those leaks just now I'd say the show ruined itself.

>>85684068
marriage is not automatic consent.

>>85674741
Because they brought Rickon back, and he's in two scenes - his reveal 5 seconds before credits, and hisndeath scene - and he has literally no lines. He doesn't say anything. He just dies.

>>85684151
>>85684068

Unless you live in Allah land

>>85684024
i 100% agree. every time they introduce her its pretty much a power ranger scene to me when they need to waste time, "its morphing time, red ranger, pink ranger, blue ranger ect" "dany storm bron, unburnt, breaker of chains." she has still never done anything wroth mentioning!! besides being immune to fire.

Why did everyone in this episode have to make Jaime feel bad :(

>>85678000
Bran will warg a Dragon
remember that the old man say "you will fly"

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>>85683570
>he doesn't know that Bran is the night king

>>85684068
>marriages literally must be consummated in this day and age
>it's an agreement to pool resources, fuck and raise kids
>sansa agreed to it
Nigger are you high. She literally chose this life. She sought it out.

>>85679353
He needs to congratulate him for his technique when he fucked Ygritte

>>85684151
>>85684196
in the middle ages being married meant you the mans now, its not "rape" as we now it in todays understanding is what i am trying to get at.

>>85683358
Was it autism?

>>85680244
how do you think they controlled dragons

>>85680276
why didn't he just warg into the archers so they'd miss him

or warg into one of the archers and kill ramsay

or warg into ramsay and kill himself

>>85681408
dany never got raped

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>>85674081
He's watching us as we speak

>>85682447

exactly what i thought of as well

>>85684547
Her first night with Drogo
She was crying as he ripped her dress off and bent her over

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>>85683485
>the best route
there's only one, and it's across the entire goddamn continent

>>85684243
He will warg the NK's dragon.

>>85678000
>>85684243
Bran has been warging Mormont's Raven the whole time

unfortunately Mormont's Raven can't talk in the show

>>85684678
That's Bloodraven

>>85684108
http://green-chili.blogspot.com/2017/06/got-season-7-episode-guide-updated-2017.html

>>85684236
he got the gud suck from cersei, so it's balanced

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>All of these characters who weren't present for Jon's resurrection not asking if he deserted the Night's Watch and broke his vows by taking lands and titles

>>85684629
Drogo was pretty nice to Dany, he seemed to do some foreplay with her before hand near that lake/pond, plus he moved them away from the horde to get some privacy ]. in my mind that is not rape, plus they where married.

>>85684023
leaks imply that grey worm still has his dick

>>85684777
Also why is he still calling himself a Snow when he's a King. Wouldn't a King be legitimized?

>>85684643
Banefort?

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Just gonna drop this off here if y'all want it. Its not 100% chronologically accurate, but all the events have happened according to this

>>85684882
If I took that fort, would you die?

>>85684886
literally everyone here has seen this shit countless times. Everyone already knows the leaks. they are so well known that people dont even bother posting them anymore and just assume that everyone already has seen them seeing as how they have been available for literally 10 months now

>>85684976
It would be extremely painful.

>>85682109
Fuck off newfag

>>85683108
varamyr sixskins iirc

>>85678683
I don't think he's at a point where he completely gets to choose what he sees yet. Like he said, he gets a lot of pieces of things but he still needs a lot of practice. The amount of shit processing in his brain also has him perpetually tripped the fuck out so I don't think he can grab onto what he sees all that well, and she didn't really stick around to hear much of what he had to say anyway.

>>85674985
He took the Red-est of Pills

>>85684629
wasnt even forced in the books but either way women are property and she was married so its not rape

>>85679573
Chuckled.

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>>85682196
Im not memeing or being ironic here. The story is simply bad now. Its never been particularly great but now its one of the biggest pitfalls of the show right behind some genuinely awful characterization and dialogue. Thats why spoilers simply dont matter anymore. I still enjoy the show because the production values are consistently high and there are still a few interesting characters but any sense of excitement or surprise for the story has died for me years ago. Not to mention that its been shown that spoilers dont spoil enjoyment of stories

https://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/news/spoiler-alert-spoilers-make-you-enjoy-stories-more

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>>85679273

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>>85679979

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>>85677539

Shinji kissed Misato, so...

>>85684994
What about this faggot>>85682109

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/OurGuy/ is fucking back lads.

TIME TO MAKE SOME DRAGONBABIES

>>85685414
Will Jorah ever get any action with Dany tho?

>>85685475
The series will end with Dany being plowed doggystyle on the Iron Throne. Jorah busts the fattest nut inside. Fade to black.

>>85685475
>tho
Fuck off

>>85678843

Euron has a magic teleporting fleet. Who the hell expects that shit?

Jon Snu

>>85685475
he will penetrate her but not with his dick - he's going to take barry's place in the books

>>85685026
for you

Can't wait for the scene where Dany personally examines Jorah's healed skin and naked body.

She won't be able to resist him.

>>85685568
How did the "John Snuh" meme start?
I missed this

>>85679839

He is extremely gay. Effeminate.

>>85685654
Fuck off

>>85685644
He went from tree man disease to horrid case of ringworm.

If she fucks him now she will get the worst yeast infection ever.

>>85685693
He's cured, lad.

Based Sam.

His skin looked pretty damn good considering it was 1 day later.

>>85685644
>"wow jorah how did you cure your greyscale"
>"i cut it off with a knife lol"

>>85674478
JUST

>>85685946
Don't forget the balms and salves

>>85674741
Don't worry m8, I completely forgot about Rick on too.

>>85685946
>dude lol knives are dangerous better ban that shit
>t. archmaester badwriting

>>85685766
>His skin looked pretty damn good considering it was 1 day later.
It was? Two weeks passed because Cersei mentioned a fortnight to the bravos banker.

So how will Cersei eventually die? It is going to happen at some point.

>>85686111
In episode 2, the maester gave Jorah one day to himself before shipping him to live with the stonemen.

I assume the procedure was done that night, and then Sam brought Jorah to the Maester the next morning to show him he didn't need to go to the Stonemen anymore.

>>85686111
the archmaester said he only got 1 more day

>>85684886
zombie polar bear, lmao
I'm ready, are you?

>>85674985
When you see baby jon face for the first time you be autistic too

>>85678843
>army lead by women (dany, ellaria, olenna)
>loses every advantage and the women gets killed/captured

>army led by jaime and euron
>wins

i honestly can't tell if game of feminists is secretly based or what

>>85674741

It's amazing how many people forget he died in that episode. It gets asked over and over.

In the books he became a barbarian lord of an a island of cannibals wielding a great stone axe, and kept Osha as his savage queen.

She wont die.

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so he is undoubtedly and unequivocally /ourguy/ right

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>>85677539
Shinji is a flawed hero that gets shit done though. Bran is kind of worthless.

>>85674859
what a tard, i learned to serpentine when i was 7.

>>85686685
He's the most entertaining character so I guess so. I'm still rooting for the Night King, though.

>>85684151
It is in Westeros.
Marriage has to be consummated otherwise it doesn't count.
Sansa agreed to the marriage knowing full well what that entailed (although I still don't understand what she or Littlefinger got out of that deal).

>>85679353
to warn him about olly

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>>85686161
Jon, Dany and Cersei all agree to join forces against the white walkers
She then attempts to betray them, dooming all of westeros but just before she can, jaime does her like he did the mad king.

>>85686883
This. The whole scenario was fucking dumb, and every time they bring it up it reminds me of how dumb it was.

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>>85674985
He took the full red-pill. He literally has scene and knows everything. Imagine seeing every person get murdered, raped, tortured etc. Little girls getting anally raped by their father or whoever, men getting skinned alive and flayed.

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>>85679979
brilliant

>>85684643
>Euron sailed past Dragonstone to give Cersei her gift
>sails back past on his way to Casterly Rock as Dany is saying they need to find him

This is sitcom material

>>85684643
The casual watcher will never pay attention to the map, and in the context of the show D&D will hope no one notices where Dragonstone actually is.

>>85684643
How'd uhh the Twins become a thing if they're a detour on the Kingsroad that would just lead to smaller rivers? Wouldn't Lord Harroway's Town be the Twins better rival?

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>>85681975

so we Wrath of the Night King now?

>>85682196
I read them because i just don't care about this show anymore. The quality has gone so downhill i'd rather just know what happens and not bother watching it

>>85681975
what a fucking joke. all this time I assumed littlefinger had some grand master plan but nope. D&D really are complete hacks.

Episode 6 seems like it'll be pretty neat though.

>>85686920
underrated post

>>85686920
Oh my god you mad man
10/10

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>>85679273

>>85680236
Na fuck that second guy I legit kekd