My dad works at Disney and told me it's pretty much an open

>>85667493
>cause too many normies and nucomers won't remember who that is
Reddit

Looks like John McCain if he were forced on Obamacare.

How did he get out of the death star since it blew up like 10 minutes after he was tossed thousands of feet down a shaft?

Wouldn't luke have detected him?

>>85667493
>darth plagueis
who?

>>85667571
That was Sidious, not Plagueis.

>>85667550
yeah dude thats bulls-
>>85667571
oh, okay...

Snoke is a representation of the decadent and evil white male.

>>85667493
>Changes bodies
>Looks like a burnt corpse down a wood chipper
For what reason?

>>85667493
had to be dart plagueis.
they can't pop back the yuuzhan-vong from a magician's hat now.
OR CAN THEY

>>85667926
To look weak, as Sheev did.

>>85667926
I assume it's a bunch of body parts grafted together

My dads work for DC and they said Superman is going to be in Star Was XIV The Quest For Peace.

>>85667926
Bodies he possess rapidly decay, and needs a powerful force user to sustain him

Of course there aren't many powerful force users left thanks to Sheev

>when he;s strong enough

You mean as strong as this hulkamaniac pictured?

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>>85667493
Hmm I wonder why they gave him blue eyes

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>>85667493
>My dad works at Disney

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>>85667493
Ironic...

>>85668090
this guy got fired right?

I thought it was already like 99% confirmed that Snoke is Gallius Rax, one of Sheev's right hand men back in the day

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>>85667493
>Also he's training Adam Driver to take over his body when he's strong enough

Where have I heard this before...

>>85667637
https://youtu.be/05dT34hGRdg

My uncle who works at Nintendo says your fanfic and attempt at LARPing is sad.

I thought he was supposed to be a clone grown from Luke's hand, and being grown from damaged tissue made him weak & gnarly.
Or did they throw that out with the rest of J.J.'s shit?

>>85668561
Bravo Disney. Literal plagiarism and calling the character "Snoke" for fuck's sake. Couldn't be more obvious.

>>85668071
That must be why Sheev wanted to take out the jedi so there would be no one for his old master to use to overthrow him

>>85669951
Plagiarism is ok when the source is Japanese pee pee cartoons for babies.

>>85667493
literally orochimaru wtf

>>85668071
Plausible theory.

>>85668561
The EU books where Sheev cloned himself and tried to take over Ben Solo's body

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Someone explain Tobi/Obito to me

>>85668090

(((Weitz)))

>>85671688
Tobi became Obito because he's an Uchiha and chimped out.

>>85671688
Obito got hurt, got mad, started working for madara and put on a mask and called himself tobi until he started calling himself madara until real madara shows up.
he has one eye and can teleport.

This is Hell.

>>85667493
Orochimaru/Sasuke storyline just in space

>>85671268
Which still came after Naruto.

>>85669136
there were moments of brilliance in the prequels

>>85667662
ironic

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My great aunt used to work at Disney World and she says they're closing down The Great Movie Ride in August.

>>85668071
>>85670385
Based Sheev. Disney better bring him back.

>>85667493
None of this is true.

>>85676580
No fucking way

>>85667493
Brother works somewhere spiffy can confirm and he actually takes over Kylo's body in the next movie. If you look up interviews with Adam Driver he actually gave it away when he was asked if Kylo lives and says 'depends on your definition of living'. Snokes plan was always to take a skywalker body as their ability with the force would allow power at a level that others cannot obtain

i know it's not canon anymore but i would love a movie adaptation of the darth plagueis novel

that book was so good

>>85676580
>>85676801
that ride is a fucking relic anyways. sure it's comfy as hell, but it's not exciting in any way.

it's being replaced because boring, slow rides are generally aimed towards the young children. great movie ride has xenomorphs and the wicked witch, which probably scares kids.