>DUDE FUCK YOUR QUARANTINE, THERE'S A MAN DYING IN THERE

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>only 1 radio on whole ISS and alien drinks its "coolant"

just turn off your brain: the movie

>>85659606
The movie took itself so serious when everyone had intelligence of a child on a fucking space station. If you're gonna make a serious movie, make the fucking plot cohorent and not laughable.

Literally the shittiest most hamfisted ending to a flick in flick history

>>85659606
How the entire movie could have ended in the first few minutes.
>Instead of waiting for the Alien to breach out of the fucking containment, rush in, grab cripple by the ankles, drag him out.
instead of.
>Wait till alien is out, kills rat, and then rush in.

"should we tell them all the actions we intend to take incase of containment breach?"
"naaah why would they need to know all of that useless info"

Quick question
[Spoiler] what was it doing to jake at the end [\spoiler]

so that thing was going to have sex with the prince of persia, right?

>>85660579
Sucking off his boipuccy

>>85660589
vietnamese fisherman caught them midway trough the act, jake was screaming at him to fuck off

>>85659606
>Deadpool stays in the lab to kill spacesquid after saving Minority Hiring Quota even though he could have just walked out and sealed the lab

Dropped it right there.

>>85660579
What happened at the end? I fell asleep after the thing went out in space and couldn't open the door.

>>85660579
Saving him as a snack for later? Or maybe it was worried whatever found the capsule wouldn't open it if they only saw some tentacle monster inside.

Why didn't the monster tentacle rape Rebecca Ferguson, anons?

>>85660975
She's Swedish, she's suffered enough.

>>85660579

Keeping him from steering the escape pod into space. It's why he rams the ladies ship.

>>85661241
She hits debris from the space station, not the other pod.

*farts at your quarantine*

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>85660579
Turning him into Venom

>>85659874
even so, the end part is the best of it

>>85659963
Or even
>don't rush in

>>85660579
It kept him alive so people would see him and open the capsule to get him out

did anybody else think jake gyllenhaal was going to PURPOSELY swap the flight plans and navigate the alien to earth

it felt like they were building up to it with having his character as a anti social guy with aspergers

>>85659606
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>>85659874
>Contrarian thread: ENGAGED

Go back to your smart capeshit movies, boys.