DCEU >"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerful.

>A millionaire man in his 20s+ couldn't google apologetics for the Problem of Evil

k

DCEU
>audience is made of brain dead psuedo-intellectuals who get challenged by basic philosophy

MCU
>audience is made of people who want to watch a good movie

>>85646457
>Movie made for fedoras
>Movie made for children
There. There.

There.

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>>85646531
>MCU
>good
Kill yourself, you normie fuck.

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Reminder to sort the catalog through creation date
All these capeshit threads are made during pajeet hours

>>85646457
>>"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerful. If God is all Powerful, then he cannot be all good"
>>Audience is challenged by this statement and ponder introspectively

>audience is challenged by philosophy 101 subjects that have been successfully resolved by countless philosophers already.

>>85646522
Exactly. Also, superman is demonstratably not all powerful, so the "problem" doesn't even apply.

Bring Nolan back to capekino

>>85646740
>Dc fag
Stupid pseudo

FALSEFLAGGERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerful. If God is all Powerful, then he cannot be all good"
>Audience is challenged by this statement and ponder introspectively

this isn't deep.

didn't you get btfo enough last time you posted this thread?

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>>85646457
Damn....

>>85646457
>DCEU
Pretentious faggot trying to be deep
>MCU
White Anglo Saxon Protestant stating it as it is

>wonder woman breaks a box office related record or does something worthy of mention box office wise
>70 false flag threads with the same pics and webms in all of them
Everytime

>>85646457
DCEU
>people that had a good education and have a good IQ groan and laugh at the movie trying to be "smart"
MCU
>people with a good education and average IQ groan at the stupid quid

meanwhile stupid people that think they are smarter than others argue over them

>>85646457
>DCEU
>Pretty clear statement, doesn't mean much and is just there to give character development and motivation

>MCU
>Pretty clear statement, doesn't mean much and is just there to give character development and motivation

>>85647066
>waste years of your life cultivating meme that BvS is deep
>when you finally realize how retarded that is, pretend the people doing it are false flagging

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>>85647064
>protestant

>>85647066
Well, dc fags only have one good movie, so that´s why they praise it the most

if you're 25+ and still watch capeshit you should kys

>>85647106
>--implying BvS has character development and a good motivation

>>85646457
>DCucks having epiphanies at philosophy 101
You know how I can tell you're underage?

Reminder that Lex was diddled by his dad and needed a therapist

>>85647105
>dc fags
>Good I.Q

>>85647106
>DCEU
>Character development

>>85647214
>muh dad beated me
>dat´s why I want to kill superfag!!!

dc logic

>>85647181
>>85647223
Eh, the development and motivation aren't really that great. But they're there.

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>>85647064
That's just Lex being Lex though. He may SOUND pretentious, but he's literally a genius and master manipulator.

>look for the DC =hillary Marvel = trump shill pic in this blatant false flag shill thread
>it's actually the OP of another shill thread
Didn't see that one coming

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>>85647294

>>85647254
>daddy diddles him
>pray to god
>god lets daddy diddle him
>get buttmad at god but can't do a thing because god is a metaphysical concept.
>take it out on a superhuman being that is capable of deadlifting the entire planet.
He was /ourguy/

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>>85647319

>>85647264
>I want to kill superfag because... because my father beated me!!! (even though it doesn´t have anything to do)

>Muh mother´s name was Martha
>The fight stops

>Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding

That´s all the """development""" and """motivation""" you have. The movie is a 2 hour joke

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>>85647351

>>85647324
>Implying superfag is god

dc logic

>>85646837
>only subhumans enjoy DC trash
Everyone knew this. This is why they cast a shitskin as Aquaman and a gay spic as Flash
>mfw the fucking retards think DC is not pure kike degeneracy
Hilarious

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>>85647387

>>85647365
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

>>85647413
>niceguy that can genocide humanity if he feels like it.
seems like god to me.

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>>85647425

>>85647428
I-It´s the name of the hooker I banged last night!!!!

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> people watch film to see two men punch each other through a building
> hack director jampacks film with cheap, shallow and in-your-face philosophical and social allegory to simulate depth
> people don't like film

???

>>85647451
>""niceguy"" that can genocide humanity if he feels like it
Seems like a dictator to me...

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ITT angry Homecoming fans

>>85647421
The best is how they still call out Marvel for the diversity of extremely minor characters in Homecoming when the exact same has happened to most of the main characters in their flicks.

>wonder woman blocks doomsday with her shield
>superman: is she with you?
>batman: i thought she was with you

world's greatest detective can't figure out that wonder woman isn't with superman even though he has done a lot of digging and literally talked with her and sent her a goddamn email on the justice league an hour before the fight.

that's the kind of shit you're dealing with in BvS

>>85647529
>god just drowns humanity because they were sinning.
Cavill just looks like a greco roman statue while doing the same,

>>85647566
I don´t remember superfag drawning humanity in the movie...

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just watched Captain America: BvS Lite Guest Starring Spider-Man™ and it wasn't really as awful as I expected.

The beginning and the end were both good but holy shit the middle part where it just cuts to Spidey and then to that awful airport battle brought a 7/10 movie into the 4/10 territory. What were they thinking with that shit? The first and third act are so good in comparison, very tight pacing and dialogue. Little to no quips. And then the absurd airport battle where you see 20 minutes of Spider-Man doing quips while we're supposed to believe this is some decivise battle of the Avengers.

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>>85647546
Don't worry breh, they are going to cheer when Thanos drops the cube

>>85647611
>superman lazes the icecaps and drowns humanity in a sea of h2o

>>85647365
>I want to kill superfag because... because my father beated me!!! (even though it doesn´t have anything to do)
Well, see, you're being too much of faggot to understand the most basic, bland fucking character.
Lex's daddy was a person in power that was loved/hated/feared by many, but a lot of people essentially considered him to be a good, he was respected by pretty much everyone.
But he was deep down some cartoonish boogyman that beat up Lex and abused power.
Every time Lex sees Supes, he sees his dad.
It's that fucking simple.

Am I saying that this shit is good? Fuck no, I'm just saying that it's there, in the worst performance Eisenberg has given in his life followed by some of the worst ideas Snyder and Co. could have for the character of fucking Lex Luthor.
Now fuck off, I am in your side.

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>>85647616
>tfw the only part of the movie that was good was when captain america talks for a minute to Spoodermang

>>85647563
still didn't ask her to go to battle doomsday though so you're fagging out about nothing

>>85647677
Really? Was that some comic reference I didn't get? I thought it was weird how a dramatic and emotional battle just alternated so abruptly to quips.

>>85647642
I need to read that comic, kek

>>85647670
>Thinking his father was dressed in a blue adjusted faggot suit

I wonder if he rapped Luthor

Thanks for being in my side, faggot

>>85647681
but he never uncovered anything that showed a relation between wonder woman and superman. he was the only point of contact for her the entire time.

>>85647717
No, I just liked the two characters and seeing them interact was fun.

>>85646457

This is what baffles me , the problem of evil has been discussed ad nauseum in our world. Did the movie have anything new to say about it? Why was Lex Luthor the apparent genius asking basic ass question about basic ass philosophy?

This is ignoring the fact anyone with common sense could see the problem of evil doesn't apply to superman considering he is clearly not an all powerful being? I mean what was he trying to prove and who was he trying to prove it to(any smart man would know the problem of evil doesn't apply to superman and dumb man would worship him regardless of what Lex does)


I want hardcore Snyder fans to explain.

>>85647616
>While we're supposed to believe this is some decivise battle of the Avengers.
Cap went Rogue to try and capture Zemo. Tony and his team was only trying to apprehend them to bring them in. They weren't trying to kill eachother at that point

>>85647816
It's not our job to explain it to you, you have to be smart enough to understand it yourself

>>85647816
It's not what Superman is or not. It's how he is perceived by people. Lex sees that it is inevitable that a person like Superman will become deified by the people perceiving him. This is the image he tries to tear down. The film doesn't attempt to push philosophy into a new era. Instead it applies some philosophy to the film.

But even then, the philosophical ramblings of Luthor are disguise to his massive ego and his actual motives founded in jealousy and greed.

>>85647857
So in other words, you can't actually explain it yourself?

>>85647857
This.
Time and time Dchads prove to be utterly smarter than Marvlets in every way.
Someone the post the IQ test image

>>85647841
So why are they throwing lethal rockets at each other? There are numerous times where they could've died if they hadn't done a last second dodge.

Was it all for show?

>>85647943
it's not our job to explain it to you, you have to be smart enough to understand it yourself

>>85647925
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Marvlets%20/
How many brazil real do you get per post?

>>85647471
If only they had cast someone capable of conveying this menacing charisma.

>>85647899

But that's the thing who was Lex trying to prove it to? As I said anyone with normal intelligence would know superman isn't god. Religion nutjobs and third worlders would worship superman regardless of his death.I mean people literally worship Jesus a guy who was killed.(they'll probably rationalize to God leaving to heaven or something)

>>85647816

Kek you're asking actual questions these DC pajeets can't answer.see >>85647857 >>85647925

>>85647857
The emperor's clothes sure look nice right?

>>85648091
>But that's the thing who was Lex trying to prove it to?
If news hit that Superman had killed Batman, it would've destroyed his perception for millions (we see these people at his burial). Lex was trying to kill the myth of Superman. He hated that Superman was stealing all his thunder and called him out on a seemingly impossible challenge to destroy him.

This is honestly the best version of Lex I've seen. Simply because he tricked a good portion of the audience into thinking he's actually doing it for some philosophical dilemma instead of deep-rooted jealousy and greed. But that's what smart people do. They mislead and they lie and they cheat. Superman overcomes this impossible obstacle not because Lex underestimates Superman but because he underestimates people. I think it's beautiful.

>DCEU
>nothing is ever as it seems
>constant plot twists
>heroes don't always win
>MCU
>lel so im superhero and now i will say some funny shit so people laugh in cinema
>oh noes now there is this BAD GUY who got more screentime in trailer! and he fucking beats me! i gotta go to secluded location to have some vision or dream sequence and unlock new power and find my inner self and some stupid shit
>here I go ready to kick the bad guy no. 35 for bazijilionth time :DD and say some funny shit while beating him lol thanks for watching see you next year

>>85647925
>The absolute state of DCpajeets

>>85646531
This

>>85648223
>DCEU
>nothing is ever as it seems
>constant plot twists
>heroes don't always win

How much are you getting paid to say this? Seriously none of this is true whatsoever

>>85648202

>If news hit that Superman had killed Batman, it would've destroyed his perception for millions

Or they(the people who worship him as god)would do the obvious thing and consider it as god punishing a criminal(Batman is not exactly a beloved figure). Lex also framed superman for killing people in Africa. What would the additional murder of a brutal vigilante prove.

>>85648348

>What would the additional murder of a brutal vigilante prove.

Nothing . It was a poorly thought out story.

>>85648311
I'm being paid with good movies.

>>85648410
>I'm being paid with good movies
What did he mean by this?

>>85648410
so you're still waiting to get paid?

>>85646531
tpbp

>>85648348
Batman had previously a reputation of fighting crimes. It would divide the people seeing one hero kill the other. It would also serve as a moral victory to Lex, who will be justified in his false accusations against Superman.

>>85648067
Ok and I just explained it. It's fucking retarded. Why are they throwing lethal rockets at each other when they're clearly not willing to hurt each other?

>>85646531
Nailed
>It.

>MARVEL
>Owned by Disney kikes
>Panders to SJWs
>Lame ass characters
>DC
>Owned by Warner kikes
>Doesn't pander to SJWs
>Best characters capeshit has to offer

>>85648623
>DC
>not pandering when they have an israeli woman, a whatever aquaman is, and gay spanish twink as their leads

>>85646837
that Thiago guy's an obvious chad tho

>>85646531
>people who want to watch a good movie
>good

>>85648705
>MARVEL
>reboots Thor, Iron-Man and basically any other character into nigger or muslim female
>Valkyrie is a nigger

>DC
>reboots Batman into Batman

>>85648764
>DC
>reboots super sexy amazon wonder woman into israeli stick who can't act
>reboots blond underwater white guy into a dothraki
>reboots white scientist flash into gay spanish twink
>reboots black cyborg into black transformer
>reboots all american superman into mopey unconfidant unsure balding guy

>>85646457
DC: Baby's First Philosophy Lesson
MCU: Nationalist American from the 1940s says exactly what you'd expect him to say

>>85648611
>asking for an explanation
>says he just explained it
DCucks at their finest

>>85647421
There's no home for you here, fucko. Back to the worms and turds at /pol

>>85646457
DCEU
>"Okay, brothers in arms, let's do what we can to save the planet."

MCU
>"POOPOOPEEPEEPEENYPEENYPEENYPOOPOO FUCK DRUMP PEE PEE PEENY PEE PEE POO PEE"

>>85648764
thats marvel comics
marvel films (or whatever is is called) seems much saner

>>85649261
Yeah unless Captain America will become literal nigger in Infinite War once Steve knocks the shoes.

>>85646457
dceu is garbo though. Everyone knows its true. Even the Dcucks that spend the day doing damage control on message boards know the dceu is absolute trash.

The flash is literally a faggot?

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>>85646457
When will WB/DC cast a decent actor to play a hero?

>>85646531
This

>>85650197
Affleck is a pretty actor and a pretty good Batman.

Ezra Miller is a good actor too but seems painfully miscast so far.

>>85650197
they understood that capeshit doesnt require acting

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>>85650144
Yes

>>85650197
Agree with this. You don't need Academy award winning acting but some charisma is nice every once in a while

>>85648764
>He once again posts shit from comics that have nothing to do with the MCU as of now

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>>85646522
I hope you're not suggesting that apologetics has solved the problem of evil. They haven't. All they did is make a bunch of bullshit arguments that only convince the people who were already convinced.

That's the whole point of apologetics, to crush feelings of doubt in their believers by giving shitty counterarguments. They don't have to be good arguments because believers will latch onto anything that reaffirms what they already believe and won't look too closely at it.

The classic counterargument to the problem of evil is the free will excuse, but that assumes free will is a real thing, ignores things like natural disasters or diseases which are not caused by humans, and ignores the fact that god is supposed to be omniscient which would mean he would know every choice we would make before ever creating the universe, making him responsible for those events.

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I was having a discussion kind of like this with a friend today.

>Boring dialogue
>Boring settings
>Boring writing
>Boring cinematography
>Boring antagonists
>Boring protagonists
>Boring music
>Stuffed with CGI and stupid jokes
>Hardly any thematic elements or even a coherent message

Why do people flock en-masse to see these utterly forgettable and generic piece of "film"? I don't get it. I couldn't tell you a single memorable moment from any of the Marvel movies I've seen, the names of any of the villains or anything else like that. I can only remember a hand full of these things in DC movies.

>>85650678
Show me on the doll where the priest touched you

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>>85647421
>>85648078

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>>85651277

>>85651312
Obvious false flag posts.
If you werent 12 you would know this

>>85651277
>the mobile coward
>anti-/pol/ and /tv/ ideals
>waifucaust never happened
hmm
this is very interesting

What was the other thing about you again?

>>85646457
Why are you posting this again? Hoping you won't get BTFO this time?

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""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""

>If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.

>>85646457
DCEU
>psuedo-intellectualism trying to carry a shitty movie

MCU
>quips and sitcom-tier comedy trying to carry an ADHD-raddled movie

>>85650881
You underestimate the power of normies to follow cultural norms. I talked to a young woman my age recently who thought Alien and A New Hope were kinda boring and old and outdated.

>>85646531
So true

>>85646531
>Marvel
>good movie
sorry i can't hear you behind DC's awards

>>85646531
This is false though. DCEU attracted so many people to BvS on the premise of a film closer to marvel's style. Audiences and normie critics were upset when DCEu didn't copy marvel's formula.

>>85652877
>Audiences and normie critics were upset when DCEu didn't copy marvel's formula.
Or maybe, just maybe, it was criticized because it was shit.

>>85653196
I agree with you 100%. They're not mutally exclusive. I wanted to kill myself after watching BvS my brain hurt so much.

>>85652830
So what? Steph curry won unanimous mvp... Jordan, Magic, Bird, Wilt, Shaq & Lebron never did.. yet they are all Waaaay better than Curry & everyone knows it

>>85646457
Dude nobody cares about dc movies, just stop with the damage control, they are as cringy as the transformer movies

>>85646837
>Only shitskins from 3rd world countries use facebook in 2017
GEE SO INSIGHTFUL

>>85646457
>Spiderman had more lines in Civil War than Superman did in BvS.

Thats how shit wb/dc is

>>85653750
hut up or I'll kill you

>>85647217
>marvel fags
>good movies

>>85653856
>the flash is literally a fag

Also the only thing faster than the flash is supermans receding hairline

>>85653918
>not counting DC or Marvel movies before the "universes" started

As just a movie fan, not really that into superhero movies I can tell you Marvel has like 4 or 5 really good/rewatchable movies.

The only Dc one I enjoyed so far is Man of Steel, ill watch it when I see it on tv randomly. IDGAF if he killed Zod.. shit was pretty dope

>>85646457
>Epicurus for dummies
>thought-provoking
Really twinkles my ninkle.

>>85646457
>DCEU
>>"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerful. If God is all Powerful, then he cannot be all good"
>>Audience is challenged by this statement and ponder introspectively


This is absolute shite, An omnipotent God is BEYOND the concepts of good and evil.

>>85646457
>85646457
>>85646457
I still don't get Lex's problem. Fuck him.

>>85654455
how convenient

>>85654688
>how convenient

Don't know the implication here, but whatever.

>>85647294
>>85647319
>>85647351
Here is a real scene of Lex from BvS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIKajSQ9DB0

>>85646457
>"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerful. If God is all Powerful, then he cannot be all good"

This is something a pretentious fedora wearing high school kid would write though.

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>>85646740
>normie

>>85655280
this toddler doesn't even know who Epicurus is lmao

>>85646531

It's true.

And DC fanboys know it too.

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>>85646531
>good movie
For you

>>85646531
Holy shit the ass devastation from this post.

>ITT: fucking morons who actually believe that the guy who spent the entire movie lying to and manipulating people chose this one scene to come clean, even when he makes it clear at the close of his speech that it was all just a bullshit distraction.

>>85647254
>MCUcks can only comprehend basic revenge logic in motivation
>Iron Man wants to kill Bucky because he killed his mom
>Starlord wants to kill Ego because he killed his mom
>Cannot grasp the basic psychological concept of projection that the main characters all display

>>85646457

MCU:
>People trying to be heroes

DCEU:
>Heroes trying to be people

Take your pick.

>>85647471
>>85647425
>>85647387
>>85647351
>>85647319
>>85647294
that scene is so ass backwards and caters to women too much
women's only asset is their body and no one in the right mind would ever offer 1 million to a used up whore

>>85646457

>"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerful. If God is all Powerful, then he cannot be all good"

Does this genuinely challenge Snyder fans? Have you ever taken Philosophy 101?

>>85657151
>People trying to be heroes
But that's literally Batman lmao

>>85657194

A fair point, but he often talks about hanging it up.

>>85648091
Himself. He had the belief but he wanted to see this play out in real life before his eyes, an he had enough money and power to carry it out. He wanted to prove that Superman could be corruptible and that he was mortal.
And billions of people around the world did read that Superman was dead.

>>85646457
But he's not wrong, there is only one God, and he's the Catholic God

>>85657182
Christ you're fucking dumb. The point is it was never a real offer, dumbass.

>>85654455
An insecure jealous god will provide a cop out that his nervous drones will swallow like granny's peach tea

>DCEU
>MARTHA
>HONKA HONKA
>What are we, some kind of suicude squad?
I don't get it. Did they just hire the shittiest writers they found?

>>85657440
Nah, the second-worst. The rest were already under contract with Marvel.

>>85655280
They didn't have fedoras in 300 BC

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>>85646531
DKEKS SEETHING

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>>85647294

>>85646457
I agree that it's not thought-provoking at all but that's probably the best line of dialogue in the whole of the MCU. It absolutely nails Cap in every way.

>>85657519
Predictably, not one of you brain-dead fucks have the balls to respond to >>85656672.

>>85657424
>An insecure jealous god will provide a cop out that his nervous drones will swallow like granny's peach tea


exactly why early christianity had gnosctic teachings, they believed that Yaweh the biblical god can't be omnipotent because of his nature. Instead he is a Demiurge, a false god that is responsible for encasing souls into flesh prisons, so they may be his slaves. Jesus taught people how to escape his torment by achieving "gnosis", which is basically reaching nirvana.

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>>85657497
>>85658468
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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>>85658468
SEETHING

>>85658641
Yeah, I'm just beside myself here. I couldn't help but notice your complete and utter lack of anything resembling a rebuttal, though.

It's precisely the level of discourse we've come to expect from dipshits who stood on n line to get culturally lobotomized.

Pretend they're restaurants.

>Marvel
>Simple but tried and tested recipes that are perfectly executed and leave you walking away feeling happy and satisfied

>DC
>Overly pretentious garbage that has no idea what it's supposed to be but leaves you feeling baffles at best and upset at worst.

DC a fucking shit.

Marvel fags are superior alpha males with 300k starting jobs and six pack abs. DC untermenchsh are all beta manlet fedora scum.

>>85646457
God's concept of good and bad are beyond that of mortal minds, it's both an insult to God and existence to believe your peabrain could ever comprehend it. We can't comprehend the entirety of space nor even our ocean, we still don't fully even know how our own brains work or why our body does what it does, but you really think a bunch of fat fedora tipping consumerists managed to out-intelligence an omnipotent being?

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>>85646531
>capeshit
>good
You try to accuse people who like DC for being braindead but claim that the MCU is any different lmao.
>Be Tony Stark
>Never killed a man before, billionaire playboy
>One day is kidnapped, but escapes, at the loss of a friend and the burning of many brown people
>Gets PTSD two movies later because he went through a black hole and saw some alien shit, not because, you know, he murdered men, probably hearing their screams of agony.
The absolute state of capeshit everyone, you want to pretend that your movies are better because they skirt any real drama and make up for it with quips and weak visuals
Cinema is truly dead with retards ACTUALLY defending any of the bullshit

>>85646457
>"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerful. If God is all Powerful, then he cannot be all good"

That second sentence isnt even necessary, it's just the contrapositive of the first

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>>85658833
SEETH

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>>85652830
Not one of which have gone to the current cinematic universe.

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>>85658989
You're fucking hilarious. Can we all take this as your admission that you literally have no argument at all, not even a shitty one? Try not to strain yourself with all these top-notch comebacks.

Also, how's that Ramuh*cough*(Thor) movie looking for you guys? Saw the preview today at the movies. So if I'm getting this right, Hela is now Kali, Thor is now Ramuh, and Hulk is . . . Drax 2.0?

Fucking kek.

>>85659118
You can't even keep *that* shit straight. You should probably get that checked out, son. Too many McMovies have destroyed your brain.

Personally, I think it's mental strain from all the gymnastics you guys have to do to explain the absolute shitfest Disney's made of the MVU's continuity. That shit's getting fucking embarrassing.

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>>85659315
ING

>>85649157
Get a load of this virtue flagging queermo

>>85658468
That would imply thought, and Marlels don't have the brain capacity to actually debate the movie, so they just shitpost memes and write"hahaha" or "seething" as tho they're winning, and they are: they have soulless products with no heart as their reward while they eat up the "company wars" bullshit.

>>85659315
Movie featuring the Goddess of death references another cultures Goddess of death
Holy shit...This is just too much to handle

DCEU
>"If God is all good, then he cannot be all powerful. If God is all Powerful, then he cannot be all good"
That's pretty deep if you're 14.

MCU:
>"There's only one God ma'am and he doesn't dress like that"
Eh.

>>85646457
Superman costume BTFO

Will dc ever be able to do something right?

>>85646887
What's the solution according to those "philosophers"?

>>85647471
lel
what a madman

>>85659893
>3 shitstains and one mediocre movie
Doesn't look good

>>85647057
>and what's wet is wetten
Snyder masterpiss script, amirite?

>>85646531
Unironically THIS

>>85652830
>M-M-M-MUHHH MAKKEEEEE UPPP !!!!!!!!

>>85659788
SEETH.

>>85646531
First come, first serve.

Marvel wins once again baby, Dc should try on the next decade.

>>85646457
DCEU
>deep my man! *tips fedora*
MCU
>*iron dude or whatever makes a joke about someone's aunt*
ahahahahah I love superhero movies that make you laugh!!!!
they're both bad. just end your life.

>>85659430
And your point is...?
All I said was none of the DCEU got any of the awards you're so proud of.
Who gives a shit if TDK got a couple of Oscars 9 years ago?
That says absolutely nothing for MoS or BvS's quality.

>>85646837
we are Legion you bitch

>>85652830
Yeah those Razzies sure take up a lot of space

>>85647105
>dcue
>iq

>>85659938
They're usually something about free will, a greater plan that humans cannot understand, or how morality is subjective.

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>>85646457
>there are still pseuds that defend BvS as a misunderstood masterpiece
>these "people" are too new to know that such threads were originally ironic
Only good capeshit is Raimi's Spiderman 1&2, Nolan's Batman 1&2, and Logan. BvS and MoS are at the absolute bottom of the barrel alongside trash like Fantastic 4. If the films didn't have some of the more competent cinematography among capeshit (the only compliment I can give these abortions) nobody would defend them.

>>85653918
>m-muh crocodile make up

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>>85660065
Suicide Squad just got one, too. That's how shit the MCU really is. 14 outings and they can't even land a pity participation award.

Let that shit sink in, son. 14 movies over the course of a decade, not one Oscar. Not. One. Shit, Transformers has more Oscars than the MCU. That's how low-effort they are, and oh my God, does it ever fucking show.

>>85657151
>dceu
>heroes

>>85657497
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH

>>85660229
To be fair to the cinematography, the only times it was good was when they had comic panels to copy.

>>85659315
>another insider on /tv/
third time is the charm today, right famalam?

>>85659959
Whedon filter is making wonders for Justice League tho.

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>>85660277
>Claims Marvel movies are shit because they haven't won an Oscar
>Suicide Squad, the movie that won is worse than every single Marvel movie

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>>85660379
Yeah it's looking great

>>85660558
Zack Snyder Presents: Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne

liking dc movies at this point is embarrassing and pathetic. they don't have smart themes, good plots, or interesting/motivated characters.

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The top statement is anti-Christian, anti-West, and full of kikery. The bottom one is the embodiment of traditional Western culture. Makes you wonder who could be behind it.

>>85660986
>anti-Christian
yeah so?
>anti-West
nope

>>85661110
Anti-Christian is inherently anti-West. You can't have the West with Christianity.

>>85661340
>You can't have the West with Christianity.
agreed

>>85660222
except free will is an illusion

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>>85660229
>Logan

>>85661523
nice worthless meme post my friend

>>85661523
Logan was good

>>85656629
I'm seeing more ass devastation from the replies falling for the bait than the original post.

>>85661340
>You can't have the west without a middle eastern religion

>>85661701
>the origin of the religion 2000 years ago still applies to today

>>85661701
>Pajeet """"""education""""""
It only spread because of the Roman Empire

>>85661798
>>85661912
>clinging to a belief system created by primitive sandniggers
wew lad

>>85661973
>clinging to a religion

Where in my post about the origin does it imply I'm Christian? The other guy is right, anyways. The West is intertwined with Christianity, and wouldn't be where it is now without it.

>>85660558
that's before Whedon denoise, master filter, color grading, and lens flare.

Marvelets has proven themselves again to be utter brainlets.

>>85646531
OP and DCEUfags BTFO

>>85646457
DCU
>yes I already knew that, im not a depressed 11-year-old. Why does this movie think I'm retarded?
MCU
>haha

>>85662770
t. dcuck