http://www.marieclaire.com/celebrit y/news/a28515/dunkirk-mo

>>85642185
>t. Naive woman who didn't get it

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>>85642185
>t. Naive woman who didn't get it

>>85642185
>I don't dislike this movie because I'm a woman
>criticizes it because of men
7/0 bait

Why doesn't this loudmouthed cunt watch all those movies made exclusively for women who don't get any sex?

>>85642185
>Like, yes
Stopped reading

>>85642185
>if you have any arguments for why I'm wrong you are a pretentious man
what a smarmy cunt holy fuuuck

>he posted it again, the absolute madman.

being this salty MARIECLAIRE didn't like a movie, holy shit you are a whinier pussy than the roastie that wrote the article.

The fact she had to open with the naive woman statement shows how shitty film criticism has gotten. I'm sure she was offended by something she read and had to go write her "review" (blog) about defending women and not talking about the film itself at all.

>>85642185
>t. Naive woman who didn't get it

>reading marieclaire

you have to go back

>Marie Claire has a naive woman writing movie reviews for them
Well I, for one, am shocked.

'Dunkirk has no plot' has to be one of the best pleb filters of recent times. It's on a level with 'Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is boring'

>>85642185
She hit a lot of the points touched on in this blog post that I'm definitely not trying to plug because I wrote it:
https://islandnationcomedy.com/2017/07/26/ready-player-one-the-tale-of-our-time/

Uuum no sweetie you're a naive woman who just doesn't get it

what are some movies that women just don't understand?

>>85642337
>pointing out the stupidity of feminism makes you a whiny pussy
sure thing, anita

>>85642403
Dunkirk

>>85642403
Dunkirk comes to mind

>>85642403
Master & Commander. It's not even a meme, women just don't get the themes of honour and brotherhood.

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>“And it's not because I'm some naive woman who doesn't get it.”
—Some Naive Woman Who Doesn't Get It, 2017

>>85642403
What Women Want

>how about any other marginalized group?
Yes, when are we having a movie about the Jewish people in ww2? They suffered so much, you know

I couldn't say for certain, but I think this "Marie Claire" has an issue with men.

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>>85642403
Falling Down
The Last Samurai

>>85642431
>are they gay? hahaha
>that's so cute!

>explaining yourself in the title

top bants

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Is this the final straw for Nolanfags? How is it possibile to be this continually btfo?

>>85642185
>she's right ya know
Or you're just a white knighting faggot who actually gives a shit what an article on a website thinks of a movie.

>>85642337
>laughing with the lads about a stupid woman being a stupid woman is pathetic

Nah dude you're just a grumpy puss

>>85642403
All of them

>>85642500
Wow, straight to DVD? Pathetic! Nolan BTFO!

well done OP, you finally got the serious discussion of Dunkirk you wanted, it only took four(?) deleted threads.

what was your favourate part of the movie?

I DEMAND THAT FIFTY SHADES OF GREY HAVE GORY FIGHT SCENES. ITS 2017 FOLKS. GONE ARE THE DAYS WHEN REAL MEN WILL SIT IDLY BY WITHOUT DEMANDING THAT WOMENS MOVIES CATOR TO MEN AS WELL! LIKE, YES IT SOUNDS UNREASONABLE BUT THATS NOT HOW I FEEL.

ALSO WOMEN THAT WEAR MAKEUP IRONICALLY ARE WHORES

>>85642185
So this is basically the "movie women don't get" of the century?

>>85642449
Underrated

>>85642185
>>"But my main issue with Dunkirk is that it's so clearly designed for men to man-out over. And look, it's not like I need every movie to have "strong female leads." Wonder Woman can probably tide me over for at least a year, and I understand that this war was dominated by brave male soldiers. I get that. But the packaging of the film, the general vibe, and the tenor of the people applauding it just screams "men-only"—and specifically seems to cater to a certain type of very pretentious man who would love nothing more than to explain to me why I'm wrong about not liking it."

"I dont mind movies being made for a male audience, but this movie which was made for a male audience does not cater to me so its bad"

What a cunt.

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>>85642185
>"Like, yes"

>>85642185
>roasty whining because the movie was too manly

there is plenty of criticism of this movie but this is by far the dumbest I've heard

>>85642615
I just woke up tho and saw the review and thought it'd be funny to post here.

>>85642378
On both their site and their facebook page men and women are mad at whoever wrote the article, saying she's stupid.

>>85642701
>and I understand that this war was dominated by brave male soldiers.

Exclusively would be a better word

>>85642185
>because I know that will illicit cries of
>illicit
Did anybody proofread this garbage?

>>85642185
>>"if Nolan's entire purpose is breaking the established war movie mold and doing something different—why not make a movie about women in World War II? Or—because I know that will illicit cries of "ugh, not everything has to be about feminism, ugh!"—how about any other marginalized group? These stories shouldn't be relegated to indie films and Oscar season. It's up to giant powerhouse directors like Nolan to tell them, which is why Dunkirk feels so basic. It's a summer war movie"

This would be a movie about women doing secretarial work. Or black guys fixing cars in some staging post. Unless you go and take a look at India / Asia / Africa, but come on, nobody in the west cares about those regions.

>>85642726
You aren't like the other girls, I can tell. What's your Facebook bb

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>>85642185
>entire review can be boiled down to "I'm mad cause there aren't any girls in it"

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>>85642431
women just don't get the themes of honour and brotherhood.

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>>85642185
>"I want a movie dedicated to the 3% of women in the war who were basically caterers instead of the vast majority of men who were immolated, perforated and blown up for my right to shit out garbage articles such as this"

holy fuck what level of memery are women even on right now

>>85642185
Most people don't think this way, right?

>>85642185
>Men to man out over war

At what point apart from the dogfight are the characters on the offensive, who do they kill in this film? It's about men trying to escape a hellish slaughter, not some macho action powerhouse. She is clearly naive and doesn't understand it.

>>85642185
letting women write reviews was a mistake because they just can't write 1500 words without mentioning trump and feminism

Has anyone ever taken the rotten tomato critics who reviewed a movie and split them up between men and women to see what the two new scores would be?

>he thought the posts about movies women will never understand was a meme and not based in reality

>>85642185
>She's right

Said no one ever.

>>85642403
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

>>85642824
Men only think about sex and violence, this is definitely not just projection on the woman's part

>>85642185
>Something needs to happen, other than stuff other than scenes of men burning
This film had intense violent scenes, by things happening does she mean having some crappy action movie plot where the diverse crew of the USS YAAS QUEEN land in Germany and beat up hitler?

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>why not make a movie about women in World War II?

I could name you 5 movies about women in WWII right now. They get made, but the things they were getting up to, while invaluable, don't make for an exciting cinema experience.

>>85642791
I can't watch LoTR with my gf because she doesn't understand the part where Boromir dies is so emotional.

>>85642932
>the diverse crew of the USS YAAS QUEEN land in Germany and beat up hitler
kek

>I don't like it because they're men
>Disliking the Ghostbusters reboot just because they're females is sexist

isn't it ironic, don't you think

>>85642849
someone do this

someone do this

someone do this

someone do this

>>85642939
This. Yes they helped the war effort in hospitals and bomb factories but those scenarios don't include dogfighting Spitfires

>>85642185
>[Dunkirk is] Christopher Nolan's new directorial gift to men, who are currently spending their time fervently ranking his movies, arguing about said rankings, and—presumably—wearing fedoras completely un-ironically. Or even worse, ironically
This is the saltiest, most poorly written introduction to a reveiw I have ever read

Have fun:

https://twitter.com/meherbear/status/891023836409352192

>>85642763

This t b h. If you cannot use words properly, and don't know the difference between 'elicit' and 'illicit', please reconsider your career as a "writer"

>>85642998
While it isn't a review, the article about the Ghostbusters remake's trailer that just rambles about manbabies certainly puts up a challenge.

these people don't even know what 'marginalised' means.

if they're marginalised, they're in the margins. when you make a movie about world war 2, focussing on fucking marginal detail isn't the best fucking idea.

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>>85642185

>>85642986
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Witches

Is this the Master and Commander of our generation?

Is she dissapointed because this movie doesnt have a pearl harbor love triangle sub plot?

>>85643074
like clockwork

>>85643074
Like potterini

I was under an impression women love Nolan movies.

Ignore people like this, there's nothing worse for them.
You know very well that articles like these are only there to get people talking about the articles themselves, not the subject. Ignore them

>If this movie were a dating profile pic, it would be a swole guy at the gym who also goes to Harvard. If it was a drink it would be Stumptown coffee.
What did she mean by this? Seriously, I don't get it

>>85643013

>https://twitter.com/meherbear/status/891023836409352192

Damn, she's getting obliterated on Twitter

>>85643156
I think she's trying to say it tries to come across as deep, but is really just base level masculinity. but the analogy falls apart, because someone going to Harvard would have to be actually smart, instead of just pretending to be.

>>85643156
She means it's out of her league

>>85642185
When people end a statement with "..and it's not because I'm ___________" it's usually an indication that is exactly what they are.

>>85643192

intelligent but superficial. puts too much brainpower behind the wrong things.

i think it works but it's still cringe

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>>85643134
Most of them do.

All the women in real life I know that saw Dunkirk thought it was an amazing movie. Pic related.

>>85642749
>and I understand that this war was exclusively by brave male soldiers.

???

>>85643237
Needs to become a new rule of journalism. Like whenever a headline is a question the answer is almost always no.

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>>85642431
>mfw my wife is one of the only women to get and enjoy Master & Commander

>>85643237
yeah, the good old I'm not racist but..*obviously racist opinion*

>>85643244
level 10!

>>85642185
>>"But my main issue with Dunkirk is that it's so clearly designed for men to man-out over.
>movie is actually about what most men would never admit to wanting the most in war, which is to be able to come home, hug their mothers, and escaping the slaughter even if you're scared of the welcome home you're going to get, and all other kinds of things seen as unmanly
>"hurr but it's totally just a movie for men to man-out!!!!"
Hmm....

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I tried to warn you about women, but you wouldn't listen.

>>85643277
>my wife (male)

>>85643291
What's the feminazi equivalent of "I'm not a racist. I'm a racial realist"?

>>85643277
I have some bad news about your "wife" anon.

>>85642959
Your gf must be autistic

>>85642185
why do you people keep on posting this stupid womans blog. It feels like you are promoting her or its even herself trying to get some attention.

Basic bitches don't deserve anything except rape.

>>85643096
Apparently she's disappointed that a movie named Dunkirk talks about Dunkirk and not something else, like three teenage witches or something. It's quite odd.

>>85642185
>marginalized group
I wish one of these fucking retards would define precisely where these so-called margins are.

You people are worse than this woman. You are the idiots reading this shit. You are the reason articles like this are still written and still succesful.

>>85642403
war epics

>>85643244
>Thanks so much for coming! :)

>>85643171
what a fucking bitch

A movie that is unanimously praised can never be true kino

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>>85643316
James D'Arcy was in both Master and Commander and Dunkirk. Coincidence?

>>85643361
>1. People with limited mobility
>2. People without valid ID
>3. Individuals with felony convictions
>4. Individuals deemed "mentally incompetent"
>5. Undocumented immigrants
>6. Low-income individuals
>7. People experiencing homeless
>8. Indigenous communities
http://mashable.com/2016/10/21/voting-rights-marginalized-groups

>>85643244
It's an impressionist movie and that's right in women's wheelhouse. The Marie Claire moron is an outlier

>>85643369
>I'm superior to everyone
>muh horseshoe

>>85642185
This reads like a high schools girls diary.

>>85643294
> he's never gotten to level 10! with a girl before

pretty embarrassing anon.

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>>85642185
>why not make a movie about women in World War II?
atonement won an oscar

to be fair i think dunkirk looks like shit

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>>85642185
>"It's not because I'm some naive woman who doesn't get it"
>Proceeds to prove at length she is indeed a naive woman who doesn't get it

>>85642403
wonderwoman

>>85643509
That doesn't define margins, though. That's just a list of different cicumstances.

>>85643335
I'm not a sjw just a sensible liberal who can see the inequalities that women face

>>85642403
Dunkirk
Master and Commander
Last Samurai
Predator
Gladiator

Sure there's more.

>>85642185
This could be turned into some pretty rage-inducing copy-pasta.

>>85643369
>t. Naive woman who didn't get it

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>>85643171

>okthnxbai

>>85642381
this

>>85643369
umm no sweetie, I went through the archived link

>>85642185
>the movie was about the suffering of men
>but like, why weren't there any women?
>BUT LIKE AT LEAST DO IT ABOUT NIGGERS INSTEAD
Lefty is a mental disease

>>85642185
Guess I might actually see this now.

>>85642564
You have to remember there are always manginas waiting in the wings to defend women

>>85643728
Don't, it wasn't that good. Just not for the reasons she listed

>>85643643
So you're a bluepilled faggot?

>>85643643
>see the inequalities that women face
like?

>>85642403
Any action/war movie

>>85642185

>Durr, evcerything doesn't need to be about women, but i sure wish it was about women! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dumb whore

>>85642500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTkhZNLWt6s

>Watch trailer
>There's a woman main character

Maybe show this to the OP chick and she'll like it lmao

>>85642403
I think nowadays most of them don't watch movies for the plot, direction, acting, etc.
Bitches just need something to bitch about

Dieppe Raid movie when

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>>85643171
My favorite reply

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>>85643846
Plebs who dislike Nolan's Dunkirk will hail this as one of their best films ever.

>>85642500
>straight to DVD movie in bargain bin at walmart
NOLAN FINALLY BTFO

>>85642403
El dunkirko

>>85643680
>bye
probably spent the rest of the day reading her feed.

>un-ironically

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>>85642185
Behold! Some naive woman who doesn't get it!

Pic related

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>>85643643

>>85642986
The Russians had women fighting in planes, tanks, and infantry units. But most people in the west don't care much about the eastern front to begin with so I can see why nobody made a movie about those.

>>85642185
>I don't like this movie because there's no girls in it! SEXIST!!!!!!
>You don't like the Ghostbusters reboot for any reason? SEXIST!!!!!!!!!! YOU HATE WOMEN!!!
Really activates my almonds desu

>>85643643
I know right!?

Men can't get a break in family court, and we are almost always pegged as guilty whenever rape accusations are made, regardless of evidence. And we're expected to work longer hours and are given no leeway whatsoever at the workplace because men are expected to "just deal with it" or "man up."

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>>85642185
>woman

>>85643979
>99.99% of people who fought and died were men

WAAA BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH WOMYN WHY NOBODY CARE

>>85643923
correct

>>85643979
but that's literal anecdotal evidence when put against the total manpower used by the Red Army

>ghost busters good because of women, man babies dont like it cuz of strong women
>Wonder Women good because women, man babies dont like it cuz of strong women

>Dunkirk bad, I dont like men or what men like


Holy fuck these leftist cucks are so fucking retarded, worst part is alot of you /tv/cucks agrees with her. Fuck off leftist commie scum.

>>85642849
DO THIS

>>85643998
Shhhh be quiet. And don't you dare mention the male suicide rate is atleast 4x higher

>>85643963
I wonder if she's ever tried sucking her dog's dick.

>>85643253
dominated exclusively

>>85643963
harry potter from onedirection is in it, must be good!

>>85644038
I think I will, so keep a lookout for it. Any movies you'd like me to look into first?

>>85643316
This is one of my sister's favorite movies.
My last GF was crazy for battle scenes in movies. The last movie we watched at home was the patriot, she liked the struggle and fights.

Not all women are retarded like the average MC writer.. or reader.

>>85643979
what women, the 0.000001 % that fought at the front?

Fuck off revisionist leftist cuck fuck.

>>85644034
>worst part is alot of you /tv/cucks agrees with her
Have you not even read the thread? She's getting BTFO left and right
/pol/, stop trying to find stuff to get triggered about on this board (DIS BORD FUL OF COMMIES!!!!!!!!)

>>85642403
Bellflower

>>85644034
It's a shame because I really like Wonder Woman but all the hullabaloo over a female lead is making me kinda hate it.

>>85644091
>This is one of my sister's favorite movies.
>My last GF was crazy for battle scenes in movies. The last movie we watched at home was the patriot, she liked the struggle and fights.
>Not all women are retarded like the average MC writer.. or reader.
You completely missed the point... master and commander isn't good because of the fight scenes

>>85644064
Ghostbusters/Wonder Woman since any criticism of them gets deflected to OMG YOU HAE8 WOMYN!!!!1!!!!

>>85643998
>>85644041
pigs! good thing you didn't mention that 100% of all wars are fought by men

>>85643963
Looks like a kike

>>85644013
>>85644024
>>85644097
I never said it was a significant amount. But it would give a movie an interesting twist, and be a bigger draw than a run of the mill eastern front movie where it's just 2 hours of regular russian men dying their way to Berlin.

>>85644091
Doesn't mean they understood the movies.

>>85644091
I find that urban dwelling women are the worst offenders.

>>85644034
>ghost busters good because of women, man babies dont like it cuz of strong women
>Wonder Women good because women, man babies dont like it cuz of strong women

did you miss the part where ghostbusters was shit and flopped, and wonder woman was just bland capeshit and did really well?

they're not the same.

>>85644173
>bigger draw
Opinion disregarded.

>>85643761
>>85643834
You realise he was just answering the question, right?

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>>85642185

Now I see why mudshits consider womemes lower than donkeys

>>85644013
There were plenty of men, women, and children who fought and died in WW2. I guess that since they weren't soldiers they're not worth remembering.

>>85644195
did you miss the part where critics defended ghostbusters?

I didn't 'man out' over this movie, you twat. It was an inch deep mile wild movie for dullards of either sex.

>>85642403
Inherent Vice

>>85644140
The fight scenes are liked by my ex-GF, that was a different example ( I think is relevant because the link in the OP attacks a war movie).
I could bring many. I am /tg/ too and one of my female players was an aggressive and bloodthirsty fighter-type player.

>>85644210
>There were plenty of men, women, and children who fought and died in WW2. I guess that since they weren't soldiers they're not worth remembering.

You are purposefully muddying the waters to try and make your opinion seem more reasonable. No one will take you seriously

>>85643074
men are no longer allowed to be men

Women were a mistake

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>>85642185
I weep for the fourth estate.

>>85644180
you forgot the fedora, pal

>>85644210
>fought and
Remove this part and your sentence actually makes sense (in that civilian deaths aren't held to the same standard as military deaths)

>>85644258
Plenty of women like fight scenes, but that is not what makes master and commander really good

>>85644210
Making sure every part of the WWII is displayed in detail on the big screen is infantile and stupid.

Dunkirk was a major event, there are many major events that have been told to death, this one was new to me and therefore interesting. Try finding an interesting event involving women or children and you'll have a movie.

>>85644199
Idiot.

>>85643156
So the dude every chick dreams about bringing home to mummy and daddy?

>>85642185
>saw Dunkirk with my mum
>she gets it because she's not a fucking idiot
Taking away reason and accountability really is all there is to it.

>>85644339
I don't give a shit about you needing to be coaxed into seeing a movie like some child who won't eat his vegetables

>>85644288
God just had to make Eve didnt he? the fucking asshole should have given us fleshlights in the garden instead. We wouldnt have eaten the apple either if it wasnt for that dumb cunt.

>>85644195
Left cuck the post. you guys are really this retarded. I wanna fucking kms knowing I breath the same air you fucks do.

>>85643998
Don't forget single mums being treated as martyrs, while single dads get to live with the whole neighbourhood instantly assuming they're a paedophile.

>>85643074
Imagine the same article about wonder-woman ...

Why are females so autistic and hypocritical?

>>85643171
She is getting BTFO so hard on twitter holy shit

>>85643276
Already is bro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines

>>85642185
>It's not because I'm a woman
>FUCK MEN WHO LIKE THIS FILM
Really gets the noggin joggin

>>85643171
>men and women from all walks of life are destroying this attention seeking cow on twitter

feels good man

>>85642449
lol

>>85643244
>not plowing her after a nice movie date
cuck.

>>85642939
I want the names of these movies just in case someone challenges me to name-drop them sometime

dunkirk sucked dick get over it

>>85644388
It's not about you or me you colossal idiot.

Why aren't films for men even allowed anymore? You can have your diverse Spidermans, you can have your girl power Wonder Woman but why does that mean we can't have films that are also made to appeal to men?

>>85644336
>Try finding an interesting event involving women or children and you'll have a movie.
There's a bunch already. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119586/?ref_=nv_sr_1

>>85644470
Just Google search: WW2 movies and exclude "combat" from the results with "-combat"

>>85642403
Eraserhead unironically

>>85643244
>Thanks so much for coming :)
Top cuck
>>85643963
Looks like the type of girl that enjoys getting fucked by her dog

>>85642185
Why would you waste your time feeling enraged about the opinions of some hack "journalist" writing for Marie Clare?

You know her primary audience in this publication is other stupid women. Why would you circulate the opinion of someone this stupid?

If you actually watched Dunkirk (about 6 people total ITT right now) why not sit and post your opinions of the film and have a detailed discussion about its themes as we're pretty much all men here anyway.

Wouldnt that be more productive than reading fucking articles in marie curie? This is Facebook tier bullshit.

This entire site has become nothing but:
>feminist article on niche site that no-one here would ever come into contact with otherwise
>woman is triggered

>anon posts it here
>all anons get triggered

Rinse and repeat.
If you like films, talk about fucking films. Not shitty feminists who aren't worth your time/energy.

>why not make a movie about women in World War II? Or—because I know that will illicit cries of "ugh, not everything has to be about feminism, ugh!"—how about any other marginalized group?

Because that's not the movie the director wanted to make. Christ, why can't retarded reviewers actually criticize the movie they watch on the grounds of what it was and what it was aiming to be rather than what they wanted it to be?

>>85644523

this was a film for boys, not for men.

>>85644288
women are the niggers of the gender

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>>85643963
What did (((She))) mean by this?

>>85642185
Whatever reddit refugees might say here, Nolan is confirmed /ourguy/

>>85644563
Because its fun to get angry.

>>85644566
And Red Tails is already a movie.

It flopped

>>85644563
>themes

war is bad? what other themes did nolan explore?

>>85643643
Is that the new tactic of SJWs? "I'm not an SJW..."

>>85643039
There was a review that called male ghostbusters fans "brobabiez"

>>85644621
>it flopped
And it would have flopped even with a full white cast, that's how awful that movie was.

>>85642185
She's allowed her own opinion. But she's wrong

>>85644646
They cant even come up with clever insults.

>>85644643
Ironically it's the classical, I'm not a racist but... defense.

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>>85644643
>new

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>>85644523
The issue isn't that the movie is about men, it's that the movie is about genuine male victimhood. How is she supposed to complain about manspreading knowing that her grandfather had to clean his best friend's brain off of his face after seeing it get blown off by a Japanese machine gun? How is she supposed to be outraged by catcalling knowing that millions of men died in order to give her the freedom she's taking advantage of by complaining about men in some magazine?

Also, it generates clicks.

>>85644759
>How
She should start by accepting those men that sacrificed everything are not the same men she sees in her day to day life.

>>85642959
That part never really got me, but the battle of Pellenor Fields does it for me. And Gandalf talking about death

>>85642185
>if your definition of the word movie is "moving images held together by a plot."

LOL WHAT

I had to stop there just to hold my sides

>>85643706

African American Platoons in World War II

http://www.historynet.com/african-american-platoons-in-world-war-ii.htm

>>85644917
>>85642959
For me, the most emotional moment is "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!" and the Grey Havens scene

>>85644854
It's not like women would work in the coal mine, clean her toilet, do the plumbing, be the cops who do the actual work, or the fireMEN who pull her out of her house once it catches fire because she fell asleep with a cigarette in her mouth.

Nolan is shit but this woman is clearly insane.

>>85644945
Red Tails was a movie, and it bombed in theaters

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>Is it over sir, can we go home?
>It's done, Kirk

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>>85642500
>american soldiers on the cover

>>85644759
I know Dunkirk wasn't about men celebrating malesness, that doesn't in any way effect or change my question. Why aren't movies allowed to be made for men now?

Thanks for your condescending explanation for as to why Dunkirk isn't about maleness though you trip cunt

>>85644945
>http://www.historynet.com/african-american-platoons-in-world-war-ii.htm

This may well be, but just get the funding yourself and do a movie it instead of complaining about someone else making about something different. Nolan wanted to make a movie about this not about the brave women who whatever. It's not like Nolan was the BBC.

>>85642185
Dunkirk was a major event in WW2, where there any major events revolving around women or black people? if not then how does she expect someone to make a movie about them specifically.

>>85642185
>if your definition of a movie is moving images held together by a plot
Is this a joke? I stopped reading right there.

>>85642458
SHUT UP CARLOS!

>>85645044
Because largely women depend on men to make movies instead of making movies on their own. How are you supposed to create a story about Dunkirk without it being about Dunkirk? I think it's like watching a viking movie and then complaining about the lack of hindus lore.

>>85645044
Because there have been way too many movies made for men, it's time we made movies for girls! Oh wait, movies for girls have also been around since the dawn of cinema and there are movies targeted exclusively at women nowadays??? SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>85645044
Listen you stupid faggot, the diatribe wasn't directed at your post, it was directed at the woman who wrote that article.

>Why aren't movies allowed to be made for men now?
It's not that films about men aren't allowed to be made, it's that films about male sacrifice, victimhood, and heroism aren't allowed to be made. You have to present white males through the ideological prism of privilege, not as dying by the tens of millions in order to save the world from Nazis.

>>85645010
BRAVO NOLAN

>>85645156
I showed the longest cut of Das Boot to 3 different girlfriends and they all liked it. Only one of them liked 2001 though, the other 2 didn't want to watch it because "I'm not into space stuff".

>>85643277

masturbating to russell crowe =/= understanding

>>85645075
Most events involving women were kinda about rape, firebombings, sieges, refugee trails, and dealing with war as civilian generally speaking. I'm sure you could make a kick ass movie about Leningrad, Dresden, or Berlin with women protagonists, but I'm sure they don't want that either. If you would show like russians standing in line to rape some german blonde they would cry sexism or something.

>>85642403
The relationship between Frodo and Sam

>>85645176
I knew you were retarded when I saw your trip.
In the article her complaint that the film is made for men to out men each other. This is a stupid complaint, objectively wrong. In the case that the film was in fact made for men and the criticism was "mwah this film was made for men" then I say why is this not allowed. Why are films for men not allowed? Jesus fucking Christ you mongoloid it isn't hard to wrap your fucking head around.

>the diatribe where I patronisingly explained that the film wasn't actually about males that I directed at you with a reply wasn't directed at your post

Your dribbling on your keyboard you cunt

>>85645156
Point Break was directed by a woman you idiot.

>if your definition of the word movie is "moving images held together by a plot

>specifically seems to cater to a certain type of very pretentious man who would love nothing more than to explain to me why I'm wrong about not liking It"

She is 100% right with these statements except the "pretentious male" part which could be changed to include women

>>85645253
Some exciting movies could be made about Russian female soldiers, and female partisans in most occupied countries. But WW2 is a pretty niche topic, this would be even more niche so I don't anyone producing that anytime soon.

>>85645255
>tfw ex asked if they were gay
Women just don't understand, >>85645156 this chart needs LOTR on it

>>85645255
>>85645317
Jesus fuck how do they not get this? Every girl I know who has seen LotR always goes for the gay angle.

>>85642185
>why not make a movie about women in World War II?

She's right.

Until she sees one of her own getting brutalized by enemy forces on screen while comrades watch in horror, guilt, and agony, she'll never understand

>>85642403
Basically anything that contains themes beyond sucking dick for wealth or status.

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>>85643963
cute

>>85642403
All of them

There is literally a film out called girl's trip that is made for females, why don't guy complain about this shit.

>>85645292
You're incapable of critical thought. What i'm saying is that her complaint about "maleness" is a euphemism for films that present men in a positive and heroic light. Her use of language is imprecise and indirect, not mine. "Maleness" doesn't really mean anything.

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>tfw females think Wonder Woman is a better war film than Dunkirk

>>85645420

Because guys don't watch shitty girl movies unless it's to get laid.

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>>85642185
>LITERALLY a movie women will never understand

>>85645420
THAT ONE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT'S RUBBISH AND DIDN'T MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS DUNKIRK REEEE

WE NEED MORE WOMENS IN FILMS

>>85645075
>how does she expect someone to make a movie about them specifically.
They have done. Land Girls (1998) for the former; Days of Glory (2006) for the latter.

>>85642185
>this movie doesn't cater to me
>it's kinda problematic

>>85645176
>save the world from Nazis.
The world would have been better off if the Nazis had won, desu.

>But my main issue with Dunkirk is that it's so clearly designed for men to man-out over

>a movie about frightened young soldiers waiting to escape

I haven't seen it yet. I'm gonna go see it Wednesday. I'm so excited bros.

>>85642185
>Look, I'm Not Some Fucking Idiot, But I'm a Fucking Idiot

>>85645427
Women have no interest in reality desu.

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>>85642185

>women
>understand

>A movie that women literally cannot understand

Nolan finally made a true kino in this day and age

>>85645427
>tfw males think Captain America First Avenger is a better war film than Dunkirk

>>85645423
Let me break this down for you since you seem incredibly unable to grasp my very simple fucking point

>A film, other than Dunkirk, is released to appeal to men
>it is criticised for being made to appeal to mean
>Why?
Jesus fucking Christ - take a minute or two, maybe re-read it a couple of times. Take a breather and try not to get a headache.

>>85643655
i think i finally got it lads, women are practically children and all the films they don't get have R's in them

>>85645544
>arguing with a tripfag
how new are you?

>>85644945


Fucking revisionist, was like 0.0001 % niggers at the front, rest was suppliers or cleaned toilets, fucking fuck.

>>85645547
Jesus christ he's cracked the code.

>>85645535
I don't see male critics namedropping Captain America in a review for Dunkirk

Hey guys, femanon here. Just watched Master and Commander for the first time - was the Doctor bloke and that Aubrey chap gay?

>>85642386

>But times have changed since 1962, so too has technology. No longer can directors simply capture real landscapes while also capturing audience’s hearts and minds. The (post-)modern audience demands, nay, deserves more! Even when the camera is inside a sinking ship, or tracking an aerial battle, that now familiar and much loved violent jittery motion known as shaky-cam is barely present. Even a novice film-maker cannot ignore innovation. With Nolan eschewing shaky-cam and 3-D, not to mention CGI, for his latest film one begins to sense that his choices are the result of malice for audience rather than ignorance of craft.

can't believe i made it this far. you should seriously consider kill yourself for actually writing that.

>>85644945
Kinda guy that puts a nigger on the history book over european history.

>>85645643
I think its satire anon

>>85645544
Let me reiterate. This:
>it is criticised [Sic] for being made to appeal to mean [Sic]
is a euphemistic way of saying "why doesn't this film view men through the same critical ideological prism that I do?"

That's it I will write a war movie called THUNDERCUNT that's about a strong woman who needs no man and fucks shit up. When she doesn't kill pathetic little nazi men she wears black framed glasses and works as an historian who educates the masses on the crimes of the patriarchy. She's also an acclaimed artist.

Any suggestions.

>>85645296
>story written by men
>characters portrayed by men

Come on anon, a director does not dictate the core of a film or it's message.

> women will never understand war films! I'm a male and my countless hours of playing call of duty, fapping to anime while posting on 4chan give me a deep connection to the film!

>>85643369
Kinda this. 4chan is the target audience of this crap.

Y'all being baites by this dumb cunt

>>85645882

Who are you quoting?

>>85643171

One thing that never fails to trigger me is the way that these people articulate themselves like children. If you dare to argue with them about any of their points, it's just "shut up, go away"

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What are some films men will never understand?

>>85645882
Nice

>>85645956
50 shades of Grey.

>>85645882
>anons that don't understand the thread

It's not about "bro Action and Explosion fuck yea!!"

There are movies that touch on brotherhood and sacrifice that only men(and a select few woman) can truly understand. War movies happen to be good at this because if nothing else, war is best at putting men in situations that inflict a great deal of pain and loss side by side other men, all dealing with the same emotions in great tragedy.

Why do I bother, you wouldn't understand

My gf took me to see the movie because she is from a town south of Dunkirk and she loved it, it could feel her on the hedge of her seat during the most tense aviation scenes.
Date only rich girls, the only advice I can give you guys, middle class and poor class women are absolutely braindead whores.

>>85646005
That's very very easy to understand though.

>>85645882
t. roastie

>>85645956
Twilight

>>85643369
Watching this Brookyln hipster skank getting blown out on Twitter is fun. There are two dozen capeshit threads up if you'd prefer that.

>>85642185
>illicit
It's "elicit" stupid bitch

>>85646005
>>85646082
These are just pornos for women.

>>85646082
>>85646005
>one started as a literal fan fic of the other

Pottery

>>85645956
Every rom-com in existence

>>85645956
Sex and the City

>>85642185
>wearing fedoras completely un-ironically. Or even worse, ironically
>specifically seems to cater to a certain type of very pretentious man who would love nothing more than to explain to me why I'm wrong about not liking it

It's not because she's a naïve woman who doesn't get it, it because she's a neo-feminist with a victimhood complex who believes shitty memes.

>>85645882
>Ugh men will never understand true pain like child birth - which I will never experience either because I'll die barren and alone with my cats who will eat me

>The thing is, I just don't think Dunkirk is a very good movie—if your definition of the word movie is "moving images held together by a plot."
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85646043
Your world of warcraft guild does count as a brotherhood and making the tough sacrifice of what type hot pocket to buy with mommys money doesn't give you an greater understanding of a film. Unless it's the 40 year old virgin

>>85643963
Los Estados Latinos de America JaJAJAJAJA

>>85642794
not a sustainable one

>>85642185
>men, who are currently spending their time fervently ranking his movies, arguing about said rankings, and—presumably—wearing fedoras completely un-ironically.
>It's up to giant powerhouse directors like Nolan to tell them

I remember a while ago that a single website containing every stat for women’s college basketball analytics went down, making it unaccessible. There were endless cries that no one cares about female sports and that the amount of statistics gathered for female sports was 1/10th gathered for men and this was all examples of sexism.

What every article failed to mention is that stats for every male sport started because some autistic guys wanted that information, useless information at the time that would amount to being worth millions. Guys,with no one telling them to, sat down and meticulously gathered that information. And still do to this day. Yet still women cry that men aren't doing enough, instead of doing the work themselves.

>>85642185
To be fair, stupidity has no sexual bias.

>>85646289
Go back to the Simpsons thread, retard

>>85644479
Showing a woman fighter pilot in any war is just forced and unrealistic unless the movie completely is focused on her. Also why try and broaden to an audience of women when 99% have no interest in that specific genre of movie?

>>85642939
>don't make for an exciting cinema experience.

An exciting cinema experience is a good movie. Unfortunately, people don't have $ to see them, so they go to "event" movies, e.g. special effects ridden capeshit. Mentality like yours is sadly what the general population thinks due to our times.

>>85642185
>why not make a movie about women in World War II
They have multiple times
>how about any other marginalized group
Also been done many times

>>85642959
You need a new gf.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgi-j56ueU

>>85645511
Tweet that to her.

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>>85642959
i really hate your girlfriend and also you for having a girlfirend

Is there literally anybody on earth that *actually* likes the SJW-bait movies?
Like who the fuck actually gave a rat's ass about the Space Negress movie, for example?
These people, at most, go to see the movie and tell themselves "Yes, this was good. I know it was good because having a movie about black women is a social issue I'm told to care about." then they tell everybody how great it was for ~2 weeks and never even think about it again.

Who's gonna see Black Space Cunts in a fucking bargain bin 20 years from now and think "oh wow I remember that movie, that's a classic. I'm gonna pick that up and watch it as soon as I get home tonight"?

It's all such tryhard garbage, not even the dead-eyed cat ladies and "actually, I'm a they"'s who peddle it really like that crap.

>>85646798
Did you not go to high school?

Hidden Figures is exactly the kind of movie they show kids on a rainy day. I got 'October Sky' when I was 15, which is more about actual science than race baiting shit. But times have changed.

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>>85642185

>—if your definition of the word movie is "moving images held together by a plot."

It's not. At all.
Films can be about events, not just telling a story.

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>I really enjoy war movies in general

>almost vomited watching Dunkirk
>the movie being about men is a concern to her

I wonder what are those war movies she enjoyed.

>>85646999
Wonder Woman
Sucker Punch

to name two.

>>85645240
>t. pleb who didn't get it

>>85642431
>Master & Commander. It's not even a meme, women just don't get the themes of honour and brotherhood.

Yep.

>>85642463

There is a reason why there is Kirk x Spock faggot fan fiction. That is female fans.

>>85642791
>le ebin fedora meme

kys

>>85643277

My mom owns that on DVD. It is the odd one out of her movie collection along with 24 collection. Rest are usual detective stories and French/Italian new wave films.

>>85643074

the same every time

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>>85645176
>dying by the tens of millions in order to save the world from Nazis.

They died by the tens of millions so the Jews could put a central bank in Germany that Hitler opposed. Good job, retards.