The last director whose movie you watched is now directing the

>Zbynek Brynych
>an improvised psychedelic tour de force with a terrific sound, lots of close-ups and nudity

>>85639576
>Its another "anon gets a SHIT director and decides to cheat and go back maybe 3 movies ago no fuck it he just lies and thinks of a great director and then something extremely witty to go along with it but the Emoji movie is so shit you cant even make memes about it so he decides to post a meta joke about himself in return for the admiration of his kino peers.

>Nolan
>Is actually a good movie, the Emojis are a seed planted by a mutibillionaire corporation that spy through the user's cellphones

>Howard Hawks
>much blood, strong, independent women, but not bitchy

>>85639807
>nolan
>good movie
Kek

>>85639576

>Menahem Golan

>movie now has an arm wrestling plot

>>85639863
you have to go back

>>85639576
What a sad hairline

>>85639576
>Nolan
>Tom Hardy now in it.

>>85640006
Nolan is the most pleb "good" director around.

>>85640006
Nolan is literally /r/cinema: the director

>Julia Ducournau
>Emoji movie is now entirely about sex

>Paul Greengrass
>moment by moment account of the 2015 Paris terrorist attack, from the perspective of the terrorists, victims, and police tracking the gunmen down. Told with almost no dialogue, exclusively through the phone text messages and emojis people send each other, and edited with shots from the shaky cameras of people's phones.

>>85640368
Would watch

Paul Thomas Anderson.

The original 70s Have a Nice Day smiley, is a washed up cocaine addict surrounded by the new emojis whom he denigrates and fucks through a bleak downward spiral of modern decadence, before the poo emoji and a hooker OD, triggering evens that ultimately show the smiley as have an anachronistic heart of gold in the vacuous digital world. Nobody learns anything.

>>85640368
perfect

> Béla Tarr
> A five hour long slow paced film where tragically decaying emoji characters represent the failures of communism and the solitude of life itself, all in black and white.

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Stanley Kubrick

dear god yes

>>85640180
It is not about Nolan. Those "do I fit yet" opinions are literally cancer

>>85639576
Apichatpong Weerasethakul

There's basically no emojis except in the title, but one of the character uses his cellphone sometimes...during long shots with nothing happening

>>85639576
>Alan Clarke
Don't know what'll happen, but it'll probably involve lot's of swearing, borstals, Northern Irish terrorists and male rape

>Sam Raimi
Oh fuck,it's the next holocaust.

>>85640368
Actually might be a good film

>>85639576
>Steven Knight

Man life falls apart, and is trying to talk to his daughter by text message, he uses real words, she uses Emoji's.

>Ingmar Bergman
>the emojis discuss philososhy and coming to terms with unavoidable death, in a slow paced kino shot in rural sweden