What the fuck? This is one of the best movies I've seen

Cara is super fucking hot

>>85622768
French shit.

>>85622809
no she isn't

>>85623024

Her androgyny is enthralling.

>>85623068
I'm not gay or bi bro sorry

I did not see a trailer for the movie until a couple days ago.

This movie fucking sucked, especially the scenes with Rihanna in it, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

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Briish women look like THAT?!

>>85623091

Your loss.

>>85622768
So many movies I have enjoyed by paying attention like BvS and Dunkirk, makes me sad people can't do this. People couldn't follow the simultaneous plotlines in Dunkirk, its a shame, makes me think I'l like Valerian.

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>>85622768
<Cara's acting actually isn't garbage> (笑´・艸・)
Haven't checked whole things yet, but I hope so !!!

>>85622768
Capeshit isn't gonna let a comic adaptation with good source material succeed.

>>85622768
This movie was garbage, fuck right off

>>85622768
>BETTER THAN THE FIFTH ELEMENT

Dude

>>85624261
It is. The only thing The Fifth Element had going for it was Ruby Rhod and the costume design.
Valerian has better visuals and likeable leads an audience can actually become invested in. Better story too.

>>85622930
Don't listen to american opinion on anything that comes from France.
They're still mad that we were right about Iraq, so rather than admitting they were wrong and say they're sorry those gullible sheeps try to find reasons to keep hating us.

>>85624464
-_-

>>85624464
>Likeable leads
Did you even watch the fucking movie?

>>85624467
Americans voted for Trump because he openly condemned the Iraq war multiple times during the GOP debates. Americans can admit when they are wrong

>>85624493
Yeah, I liked both Valerian and Laureline.

>>85624464
Are you retarded? Fifth element had a lot going for it. World of flying cars, exaggerated mid 20th century future, amazing soundtrack, amazing art style, etc.

>>85622768
I watched it twice already. It is a fun and above all an original movie. Critics canned it cause that's their job. If the industry was remotely fair, valerian would be a success.

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>>85622768
but its the worst movie of the year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaWCEzfXCaU

>shitty cast
>shit CGI
>shit story

>>85622768
Because this board is filled with disneymarvel viral marketers who get paid to shit on the competition.

According to them Wonder Woman was bad. Even though It was better than every marvel movie made since Captain America 2.

>>85622768
> Better than Baby Driver

well, that isn't saying much

>>85624930
stop shilling your video cunt

>>85624979
It's better than TFA and RO combined.

>>85624980
maybe in a week or two

for now it is pure amusement to see this movie crash and burn.

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>>85624570
>amazing art style

>>85625024
You really should hide your info on the channel better

>>85622768
>Better than The Fifth Element
lol

>>85622809
actually no she fucking isn't.

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>>85622768
Is that the same actor playing both a man and a woman? Is he literally playing siblings LMAO what is this bullshit?

>>85625886
>LMAO what is this bullshit?
you never saw two people looking alike?
Fucking burgers, know only to laugh and yell at something even remotely curious.

>Valerian shills exist
What a time to be alive

>>85625012
Anything combined with Rogue One turns into shit immediately so that also doesn't count. But shhhhhhhh this board actually likes it.

>>85625185
I don't give a fuck nigga

>>85626032
I'm certain there is a couple of shills in here trying to get people to watch their CGI dreck.

>>85622768
Dane was this movie's biggest problem. He delivered an extremely wooden performance.

>>85622809
not

>>85624979
>>85625012
>>85626123
no

>>85622768
Isn't that the question of the day.

>>85624467

>They're still mad that we were right about Iraq

>Engage in massive invasion that costs trillions
>kill massive numbers of civilians, destroy the infrastructure
MISSION COMPLETE.jpg
>"okay time to find those WMD"
>no WMD
>no chemical weapons
>blew everything up so bad we spent all our time their trying to fix it while insurgents shoot at our guys
>Kill Saddam, who was an admittedly a really bad guy - good job
>Unfortunately Saddam was also one of the few secular political leaders in a region full of Saudi-Arabian-radicalized Wahhabi terrorists.
>We leave, now Iraq is now being invaded/occupied by ISIS
>Only people that benefited long-run were Blackwater, Halliburton, and various other contractors that were buddy-buddy with Washington bigwigs

inb4 /pol/ claims i'm black or cucked etc

>>85622768

NO IT WAS NOT

Cara is a mediocre actor, Dane is no leading man, they have no chemistry.

This was not better than the Fifth Element.

The plot is a mess and we don't really care about anyone in the film.

YOU ARE SHILLING A DEAD HORSE.

>>85624527
>>85624467
Tell me more about why us Americans voted for Trump you simpleton.

>>85629445
>The plot is a mess
how

>>85624467
>we were right about Iraq
In what regard? Make an actual argument, Americuck.

>>85629325
>implying anyone gave a shit about wmd

Saudis ordered Bush to destroy Iraq so they could spread their influence in the region. And it's exactly what happened. It served both interest. The saudis are happy and we're happy arabs stay in a fucktarded religious political system.

>>85622768
>Better than The Fifth Element.

Kill yourself.

It's Bad Avatar.

Cara is shit, she has no chemistry with Dane. Both are horribly miscast. Critics don't bash it for having a "confusing" plot, they bash it because it's a bad movie.

You also left out how the character "Bubble" is fucking retarded. Apart from the stripper pole, Rihanna can't act for shit. Who is this movie intended for? In one scene you have a striptease and child trafficking, in another you have fucking alien niggers suggesting dresses. OP must be 13. Clive Owen was also wasted.

>>85624464

You're fucking retarded. Valerian is a C-Grade Fifth Element. Not to mention a D-Grade Avatar.

>>85632466
>Every movie with blue aliens is the same

>>85632570
So the fact that some space armadillo shits diamonds and not unobtanium and all the skinny blue natives that the white people save and the bad white general who wants to genocide all the blue indians wasn't obvious enough for you?

Not to mention that Bubble is cleary a riff off that blue tentacle haired opera singer who dies in Fifth Element?

Ethan Hawke was passable. Valerian does have some cool visuals and nice setpieces. But all the acting in the movie is godawful.

>>85622809
t. waifufag

>>85626682
this. what a shame that despite all the bitching from the frogs about the u.s., they were too stupid to realize that many of the negative things they say about americans are wrong. when they then took this misperceptions of americans and modified their big budget film to pander to a stereotype that does not exist, they get their and their investors' asses handed to them.

froggy, just make a good film (in english, this is one stereotype that is true. americans in general are too dumb to learn a second language) and it'll do well in the u.s. just don't spend a gazillion dollars on a film that looks like it could have been done for twenty percent of that. (there was no need to pay any of the "actors" a lot of money.)

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>>85622768
>better than the fifth element

No one mentioning Besson basically tried to hit all the beats of Fifth Element
>Movie opens with fiery explosion waking the hero up from sleep
>Opera/dance scene with blue alien
>Movie ends with sex scene to modern song
I can name more but the movie is so forgettable and all over the place.
Some acting is good, some is horrible. Some CGI is good, some is horrible.
WTF i liked Cara's "performance" more Dale's. WTF were they thinking with him???

I got some serious Attack of the Clones vibes from this movie, clean up the dialogue and performances, add a few clever character moments and you have a better version of Guardians of the Galaxy.So you establish that Bubbles wants to be the best actor/performer in the world and you give her the ultimate over-dramatic death scene and DONT let her have a "GOTCHA!" moment? Come on this movie was made with 0 heart.

Like every director, Besson has gone to shit as he's aged.

>>85624155

Because Rotten Tomatoes told you it is. Have your own fucking opinion. Do the critics own you? Are you their nigger?

>>85632466
>a D-Grade Avatar
How damning, considering Avatar was an F-Grade Pocahontas

>>85622768
Holy shit it's an honest to god shill thread. Notice how they don't start showing up until after the movie starts tanking

>>85622768
Cara looks like she actually has a pair of tits on her in this shot. Movie magic is real.

>>85622768
I liked the intro scene, with the ever expanding space station.

>>85629325
/pol/ has been non-interventionist since forever dude

>>85637682
I also liked the space battle

>>85622809
>memebrows
>hot

ahahahaha

>>85624930
This is cringe stop posting

>>85638821
fuck off shillnigger

>>85629445
>they have no chemistry
neither do the leads in TFA but that didn't bother your then, did it pleb?
>The plot is a mess and we don't really care about anyone in the film.
there are zero problems with the plot, and if you fucking need an explanation to care about an innocent person dying you're a fucking retard.

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>>85640766
you marketing homos work even on sunday?
man that job sucks balls

>>85634188

>Like every director, Besson has gone to shit as he's aged.

This.

The Big Blue 1988
Nikita 1990
Leon 1994
The Fifth Element 1997
The Messenger Story of Joan of Arc 1999

...

Angel-A 2005
Arthur and the Invisibles 2006
Lucy 2014
Valerian 2017

>>85640875
>Arthur and the Invisibles 2006
what was wrong with it? Except that it wasn't a pixar movie that you would imminently eat up?

>>85622768
>Better than Baby Driver. Better than The Fifth Element.

Oh, it's better than 2 complete turds? Well, you've sold me, OP. Next stop: fandango!

>>85641130
so what movies do you like then anon?
dunkirk?
lel

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>waifuists

>>85622809
Do you who Chloe Toy is?