Hey guys, what's Harry Potter's favorite basketball

>not the orlando magic

ten points from griffindor

>>85622577
The Dallas snakes

Accio Bum!

>>85622577
Golden Snitch Warrior

The Dullest

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>>85622577
A career in professional basketball would have been more interesting than starring in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>85624802
Pro-tip: the books were fantastic and Stephen King is an amazing writer. You're welcome.

>>85624802
I always love this, god bless

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>>85625654
>Stephen King is an amazing writer
nice try joe
even your dad doesn't believe this

>>85624802
>"No!"

Every goddamn time

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>>85625732
>i cant follow it
>IT MUST BE BAD REEEE

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>>85624802
>Ayn Rand
>God tier

Everything else in that tier is rock solid to.

>>85624736
>>85625677
>>85625810
This boards autism and love for marvel and dc is the only think that us dull

Harrys fav hockey team is Tampa Bay LIGHTNING

>>85622577
Whatever team that snake Durant plays for

>>85626714
Golden Snitches

What's Harry Potter's favorite spell?
aaaaahhh

>>85625878
all looks like the shillary fan club is in full force spouting there meme of dislike for something she told them to not like.