ITT: We post random pictures and use them to write the plot for

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>>85621357

Sounded cool right up until you went off on the White Supremacist tirade.

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>>85621626

It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't

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>>85621357

>culturally enriched Juno remake

JEWED

Bump for interest

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>>85621357

OY VEY

>>85621357

He definitely looks like he's ready to fuck

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Give it your best shot.

>>85626707

>high school senior invites the most popular girl in school to prom
>can't afford a limo so he steals his father's UPS truck
>she's impressed that he actually got a full sized truck and blows him in the back
>having no idea how to properly drive a truck, he crashes it into the river, ruining her dress
>he steals a sewing machine from the back, promising to fix it for her
>they kiss
>the end

>>85626707

Transporter prequel where college-aged Frank Martin is a UPS driver and has to deliver a sewing machine to an old lady. Fighting his way past Mafia assassins and government agents.

>>85621866
More like funny to a handful of fly over staters then it'll get canceled. Honestly maybe comedy central would take it, they go through shows like a hike and lawn full of trans ams

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>>85628059

Or it will become wildly popular with Gen Z and the Alt-Right because it shits on Jews on Muslims

>>85626707

I would really like to know the actual story behind this picture

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>>85621357
one of those shitty brady bunch comedies where two very different families move in together and but heads for 90% of the plot until the final ten minutes.
One of the step sisters is a total tomboy, known to chug soda, play sports, dress like a punk and never do anything "girly", much to the dismay of her mother who suggests a sleepover with some of her classmates. her Younger step brothers from the new family crash it, as they have been antagonizing her from the beginning and being typical bratty little brothers to their new step sister. But she catches them and gives them a taste of her own medicine, dressing them like girls and making them smell her gym socks, shoes and bare feet they had been teasing her about. getting all the other girls to join in and cut loose from being upright, something something "fight patriarchal sterotypes and torment the boys with a taste of true femininity. After getting their comeuppance, the boys leave her alone and she makes knew friends from it, they all walk away learning something

the entire thing should be no less then 15 minutes of the movie