Pretty unrealistic having Darth Snoke by so tall. Do the makers

>>85612381
>Darth Snoke
this is so bad I can't believe George didn't think of it

Holy shit this is a massive blunder on the part of Disney. Can't believe no one noticed until now

>>85612381
hes a big guy

>>85612381
>human that size literally couldn't exist?
Why not Dr. Fullofshit Fuckface?

>Star Wars
>abiding by the laws of physics and biology of our world because ???

he looked like complete shit the entire movie, which is strange because the CGI for the most part was pretty good

>>85612574
Gravity.

Now go back to school.

Are all these posts just baiting or?
You guys are aware that it's just a hologram and he's probably the size of yoda, but he projects himself so huge to instill fear and dominance onto others?

>>85612381
Bigger Luke confirmed as canon.

>>85612671
What are dinosaurs? Was gravity smaller back then Fuckface?

>>85612695
That makes no sense.

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>>85612381
ANAKIN SKYWALKER IS THE SLOTH CREATURE

SNOKE HAS MULITPLE BODIES HE'S A FORCE VAMPIRE

REY CAN PHYSICALLY SEE AND MANIPULATE THE FORCE

HER PARENTS ARE DEAD THEY WERE KILLED BY SNOKE WHEN THEY TRIED TO BRING HER TO LUKE FOR TRAINING

KYLO EATS ANAKINS FORCE GHOST AND KILLS IT

A PENGUIN MAKES REY LOSE THE FIGHT TO KYLO

THERES AN X WING ON THE ISLAND

LUKE KILLS ALL OF THE KNIGHTS OF REN IN ONE MOVE

KYLO REY AND LUKE TEAM UP AGAINST SNOKE AT THE VERY END

KYLO IS BEING A SNEAKY SITH

FILM ENDS WITH LUKE FACING OFF AGAINST SNOKE

>>85612748
>dinosaurs are human

I said back to school!

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>>85612381
>>85612475
So can we officially start calling nu-SW fans special snokeflakes?

>>85612695
It's all just memes and shitposting here anon.

>>85612839
One of those rare occasions in which even as an autistic neet, you could tell that cunt
"Jesus Christ, chill. Take it easy, it's entertainment, you don't need to take everything so seriously".

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>>85612695
fear and dominance with a face like that? LOL.
He looks like an aborted foetus

>>85612381

Bird bones and helium blood.

>>85612786
>ASSUMING dinosaurs aren't human

Check your privilege you backwater american swine.

>Darth Snot
how could you take SW seriously...

>>85613392
Yes, that's why he projects himself as tall as a building.

>>85612768
Is this shitposting or is it true ?
Kind of let go of Star Wars since episode VIII, hated the new characters, hated the actors, movie bored me.

I thought it was a joke because of the penguin part but I just watched the behind the scene featurette and there actually is a penguin character.

>>85612671
>implying every planet on the Star Wars universe has the same gravity as Earth

>>85614075
They do. This is simple fact.

>>85613853
It's true, see the leaks

>>85613853
It's true. Luke doesn't kill the Knights of Ren though, he kills Snokes Royal Guards while Kylo and Rey duel.

>>85614184
is it true he defeats them all without a lightsaber?
that might actually be fun to watch

>>85612475
>Darth Icky

>>85614158
link to the leaks plox (nice alliteration in k)
I'd rather read it than wasting my time and 10 euros going to watch the movie.

>>85614184
That's insane.
A penguin. (I'm kinda bugging on this one).
Rey has become über stronk independant womyn then? More than she was in the previous movie?

>>85614382
Consider suicide.

>>85614229
Nope. There's 6 guards, he uses a force push (like in Battlefront EA) on 3 of them then uses his lightsaber on the rest of them.

>>85614460
More than usual? That's going to be difficult.

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>>85612839
>making fake fb posts for muh buddies on /tv/

>>85612381
They made a worm that lives inside a meteor before.

This looks pretty logical compared to that

>>85612839
>The real "Dark Side" is the influence of Wall Street on Washington!
That's awfully anti-semitic of her.

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Pretty unrealistic having Darth Emperor by so tall.

Do the makers of Star Wars not realise that a human that size literally couldn't exist?

It would be a great twist if Snoke is really 50' tall. Whip out a 30' light saber and just start fucking trashing everything. Then battle X-wings and stuff like King Kong with force powers. Fuck yeah

>>85615579
Literally impossible.

His ligaments could not support his weight and would snap.

This is why Star Wars is now trash.

>>85615919
With God all things are possible.

>>85615919
He has strong bones because he's not a lactose intolerant subhuman

>>85615495
>That profile
Gee, I wonder ((who)) is behind that holocall

>>85615919

He supports his body with the force obviously