>hire most weasel faced fuck face as main male hero >no

the director was french wasn't he? figures tbqh.

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mandatory video about the Luc Besson flop of the century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaWCEzfXCaU

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>>85601868
but but he did the fifth element and Leon the professional

HOW COULD THIS FLOP????

Cara was pretty shitty too.

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He was good in Cure for Wellness.

Isn't that the question of the day?

>>85601833
When I saw these two in the first trailer I disliked the movie, they should've hired a more charismatic lead

>>85602149
I bet Luc was forced to make Cara the main because otherwise NO FUNDING for his project.

>>85602027
only 5th was a box office success

>>85602207
Cara wasn't the problem.

DeHaan is based.

>>85601833
well if you're such a pleb that that sort of thing can ruin the whole film for you, no wonder you're on /tv/.
just go watch generic snarky capehero no. 345

not saying dane was good, but he wasn't insufferable as you plebs claim

>>85601833
>hire most weasel faced fuck face as main male hero
Don't cast white male leads.

>>85601833

dane has all the charisma of a jizz sock and clara or cara or w.e. her fucking name is is way more manish than dehaan (or however you spell his faggot name) should've been male lead.

>>85602456
*straight

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>>85601833
>these fucking weak sleazy "pick up" lines
I cringed at those lines, Dehaan was not convincing at all as an alpha male super agent

>>85602027
nobody put him in check.
Look at Garage Lucas and Starwars compared to episode 1.
Nobody put garage lucas in check, nobody put luc besson in check.

>>85602317

he is miscast in this movie

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>>85602546
Should have gotten Dan Stevens and someone else.

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>>85601833
STOOOOOOOOOP

STOOOOOOOOPPPP

DEHAN BROWSES /TV/, DON'T HURT HIS FUCKING FEELINGS YOU ASSHOLES

>>85602090
He wasn't

>>85601833
>>hire most weasel faced fuck face as main male hero
You just know it's written by a southern fuck

>>85602240
yes she was
according to Luc he wanted hr to be the main while the Valerian dude is the sidekick, the movie cucked itself.

>>85603179
t. lizard man from shittiest spiderman trilogy

>>85601833
Did the ayy lmao become a hollywood jewish rape slut?

I'd spirit cook her if you know what I mean ;)

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>>85601833
He's got nice blue eyes

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>>85602090
he is only 5'8

how the fuck he got the chad mclargehuge role?

Men these days are just pozzed as fuck. Seriously, who would you put in Dane's place who is around his age?

>>85603586
T.J Miller and replace the monobrow through a hot redhead

>>85601833

Dehaan can act but is not leading alpha man material by a mile, Cara can't act to save her life and is only hot in retouched photos when caked with makeup.

Neither has any kind of box office draw.

Add to that a movie which is basically a 2 hour special effects reel...

>>85603586
Isnt he in his early 30s? Plenty to choose from really.

>>85601833
The projection in this post is fucking Herculean.
I'm sorry that he reminds you of your worst traits, loser.

>>85602317
Hi Dane!

>>85603745
Such as

>>85601833
Why is that man in a dress, is this some sort of gender fluid protest or something?

>>85604286
are you /pol/ ?

>>85601833
They're white so /tvpol/ shitskins obviously can't relate to them

>>85602207
This. If you play ball with the elite you get your projects funded, simple.

>>85601899
why does only have 89 views lol, i literally laughed out loud

Dane DeHaan can act but was completely miscast in this role. Cara Delmaymay is an annoying eye-rolling cunt and the idea that he wants to wipe his "playlist" so he can suddenly get MARRIED to her is completely unbelievable. There is nothing in the script or in her performance that makes her desirable beyond fucking her brains out. Waste of an interesting script and a lot of very good filmmaking work, they should be ashamed of their casting choices.

Still waiting for ONE good post about who you would cast instead.

>>85602027
Leon is a pleb movie, people just cant accept that it sucks, people praise it only because they fantasise about giving the D to loli Natalie.

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>>85605107
I just made it yesterday at night bro

glad you liked it

>>85605173
Too many options, anything would be better than this shit, hell Tom Cruise because why not.

>>85601899
good stuff

>>85605173
Maybe two actors that are bankable and somewhat resemble the two main characters from the comic

>>85605240
Shut your whore mouth

>>85605450
SUCH ASSSSSSS???

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>>85605240
you mean Loli Hershlag?

>movies called Valerian in big bold letters
>is the name of the dude
>the sister is also main character
>no name in the title
Doomed to fail and panned by the transgenders and homosexuals.

>/tv/ jealous he got to make out with Cara

>>85605173
Lily from Grounded for Life and Buscemi

>>85605505
wait is it his sister? i thought they were hooking up

>>85605541
*unzips pants*

>>85605507
Genuinely not, though I would fuck her

>>85601833
Why does Cara look that angry?

>>85605173
Chris Pine and Cobie Smulders

>>85604869
No, I'm your mother and I'm very disappointed that you waste your time here son

Also traps are gay

>>85605706
what does this even mean?
I just asked you a simple question my dude

>>85601833
so is it confirmed that cara got the job because of connections?

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>>85607214
From the other thread
She's got a lot of connections and she doesn't seem to have much acting talent or proven acting roles, it sure seems that way

>>85607321
Oh boy if only I had such connections

>>85602027
it was a long time ago he didn't produce anything interesting since jeanne d'arc (wasnt that great btw)
besson is done

>>85608096
No kidding, I wish I could bomb out of school and try modeling and try acting and try singing and try being a novelist and have all the best producers and promoters. And then if it doesn't work out know I'd still be rich anyway. Truly jealous.

>>85605173
Mammario and Efron
#Litty

>>85608219
yea and even if you fail, you can shitpost about it on /tv/ all day.

man why our lifes went so wrong dude?

>>85608536
born under a bad sign I guess

>>85604921
They're Jews you idiot

>>85601833
>>hire most weasel faced fuck face as main male hero
>>no charisma
>>no sexual appeal
>>these fucking weak sleazy "pick up" lines
I got the feel that they wanted it to have anime feel, lets get a white guy that looks as anime as possible on posters > dark hair,narrow eyes, twinky etc

>>85608597
well could be worse but i'm still mad jelly

>>85608731
the source material is a comic, not anime.

and in the comic the guy is a beefmclargehuge

>>85608324
Holy shit, actually would have been pretty lit, not joking.

>>85608324
but Efron is also a Manlet
are there no non manlets available?

>>85607321
Connections truly can set you up for life with zero effort no matter what you are like.

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>>85601833
>people find Cara attractive

Why do I feel like this is one of those cases where the mass media is telling the impressionable masses who they should be attracted to

>>85601833
>implying it was classic Dane's fault and not hiring a tranny for sex appeal

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It didn't help the situation that they made Dane stand next to this guy.
Or that they opened the film with a shirtless scene where you see he has no pecs at all.
They could have portrayed him as a sort of autistic genius super-focused type and it would have worked better but they made him out to be some dashing lady-killer that banged 200 girls in his free time. Just not buying it.

>>85605270
Good stuff Anon

>>85609019
>Aria Alexander

Good taste.

>>85609046
Clive was easily the most based part of the movie.

>>85605173
Idris Elba

>>85609046
why wasn't Clive Owen the lead?

Clive Owen + mammario

not numale + fridge goblin

>>85603574
Tom Cruise was Jack Reacher
5'6'' to 6'3''

>>85609326
but Tom Cruise is based on many more levels.

Is this movie worth seeing in 3D?

>>85609891
Nope, just wait for the blu ray rip and download it in 720p and watch it on second screen while posting on /tv/, thats what i'm going to do.

>>85602546
>those proportions

What even is this shit

>>85609891

It's not even worth seeing in 2D

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>>85609937
Better question

what about the little ayy lmao fella? Is he in the movie?