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Doctor Whore

>>85590671
delet this

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>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well. Aug 10th is deadlin

Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories. (You can still write stories with other Doctors who already have entries. In fact, I'd be glad to have them. The 12th Doctor only has two stories!):

Second Doctor
Fourth Doctor
War Doctor
Tenth Doctor
Kris Marshall Doctor with Anri Okata companion
Morbius Doctor
Foreman Doctor
Auton Stratgem Doctor

More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well.

I'll also accept stories with just the companions.

Perhaps a story where Bill and Heather battle an army of Daleks?

Or that story that Moffat was originally gonna make for the 50th when it looked like Matt Smith's contract would run out, with just Clara Oswald in the 50th celebration?

Or a story where Gwen Cooper ends up meeting that maid from Unquiet Dead?

Or a story where Sam Jones and Fitz meets the female Doctor?

Or a story with Iris Widthyme?

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Anti-plastic!

>>85590768
anti-plastic?

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I'll repost my thing. Maybe I'll get more responses:

The First Doctor is crushed under concerete at the end of the Christmas special, and 12 is eliminated from existence.

Series 11 starts with a normal episode that looks like Eastenders. Then, a Dalek shows up and kills everyone. Then it teleports away. A team of soldiers show up, and carton off the area.

Next ep, no dialogue. Just a woman played by Whittaker, helping reugees in a war zone. We see the refugees with bloody injuries, we see the dead kids. This woman says nothing, just help people. At the end, a boy comes up to the woman. He metamorphosizes into a soldier, and whispers into the woman's ear. The woman nods, and says "Yes. I'm the Doctor."

Next ep: It's an anime. The war between the Krotons and the Daleks, versus some giant spiders. We see the Krotons and Daleks being slaughtered...and then find out it's just a cartoon being played in a class. None of the students have eyes. The teacher is revealed to be a giant spider.

Next ep: It's an audio episode. A black screen throughout. You hear Jodie's voice. She's talking to UNIT, trying desperately to save some Muslim refugees fro an unknown enemy. The enemy is implied to be giant spiders. At the end, one of the refugees, called Nirvi, gives the Doctor a key. Then one image flashes: the TARDIS.

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>>85590804
Aaaanti-plastic!

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>>85590832
Next ep: The Doctor is in, and he's played by fan favorite Kris Marshall! He curses, uses guns, and pisses on the side of his spaceship. Not a TARDIS, because in his words, "a phone box is fookin' stupid." He drags along his companion, played by a buxom Japanese lady, to an election in Peladon that's being plagued by a monster. After spending some time there (and having implied sex with his companion), he kills the monster, gaining Peladon's thanks. He calls them all peace-loving hippies, and assasinates the elected president, claiming that he's setting time straight. Ten years pass, and he is the ruler of Peladon, using his companion as a maid. Eventually, his companion starts a coup, and he's about to kill her roo. As the companion is running away, she sees a blonde woman in a phone box.

"Hello. I'm the Doctor."

Next episode: The Doctor sits in a therapy room. She explains to her therapist how her past six companions in this verse have died. At the end, the therapist reveals he is a crappy CGI giant spider.

Next Ep: An evil creature lives under the floorbeds of the three-armed children of Artichoke, a freak carnival. They pray for deliverance, and their prayers are answered in the form of the Doctor (Jodie Whittaker). This is a conventional ep, and at the end, 13 picks up a humanoid boy named Pinoch as a companion. Because of his skin's amphibious quality, he's always shirtless.

Next ep: It's the year 5500. Humans are waging war against the giant Ants of Druvia. The Doctor and Pinoch meet a designer of the giant mechs used to fight the ants. Her name is Bitch (in they year 5500, that becomes a term of endearment, explains the Doctor.) The mechs and the Ants are in an endless War. After some investigation, the Doctor realizes the Ants are the original creators of humanity, and all of Earth's history was a testing ground, this war included. The Doctor pretends to team up with the Ants at first, but then betrays them. The Doctor, Pinoch, and B escape

>>85575823
The Doctor decides she needs to experiment with her new human form but retains her(his?) preference for younger partners. If anything, it is now exacerbated: She requires boys below the age of thirteen. To this end, she goes from school to school pretending to be a teacher. Realistically, there are very few boys in Britain, nay, the entire world, who have sufficiently functioning genitals at her ideal age of nine years old. She then decides that if she cannot find this perfect boy, she will make one. Using her own ovum as well as sperm synthesized from the DNA of one of her male predecessors, she creates a hyper-incestuous child and uses an infertile couple from roughly nine years before the present day as surrogates (insofar as both raising and carrying the child to term.) Returning to the present and her teaching job, she declares that it is penis inspection day again and the boy exceeds her expectations. Knowing she is both the mother and the father only excites her even further. She decides it is time to enact the next phase of her plan and take the boy with her. The boy threatens to tell his "parents", but she gloats that they will never believe him and that far worse things will happen to him if he tries. To rub this point in further, she approaches the parents and receives their consent to take him on a "trip". Aboard the TARDIS, she further gloats that his parents allowed him to be taken by her because they have no idea just what she is doing and never will. Internally, she muses on when the right time would be to reveal that she is the child's true parent. Camera tracks out of the control room and through the doors as they shut automatically and "Halo" by Depeche Mode begins playing.

doctor who episode concept:
the doctor takes a boy back in time and makes him fuck his mother, impregnating her, to give birth to himself. thus he is his own father.

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>>85590872
Next ep: The Doctor walks out in a black void. Blood is splattered on her clothes (she wears a sailor outfit and cap, by the way), and B follows her out. A woman played by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, called Phoebe, gives the Doctor a choice--loan her life to Phoebe, or Pinoch will stay dead. (The audience never sees how, or why, Pinoch died.) The Doctor, plus her companion, argue with Phoebe about ethics, and whether it is right to give her life for another. It involvces Wittengein philosophy, Sartre, Plato, and Socrates.

Next ep: the argument continues.

Next ep: The argument finishes. The Doctor allows herself to be shot. She regenerates into Hayley Atwell. Pinoch is returned to life. The 14th Doctor, played by Hayley Atwell, escapes in the TARDIS with Pinoch and B. (In the distance, the 13th Doctor is revealed to be chained up, having seen her own death.)

Next ep: The Fourteenth Doctor makes out with both her companions, claiming to be trying out her new tongue. Then, she lands on a fishing village in Ancient Japan, where that immortal samurai from the comics, Sato, is waiting. He claims to have teamed up with Mavic Chen to enable immediate death to all beings in the world, so he can die. The Doctor and Sato sword-fight, while B and Mavic Chen battle using giant tech armors--B's is made DIY; Mavic has brought his.) Pinoch does nothing but get kidnapped, and moan about being dead. At the end, the 14th Doctor throws Sato's Tree of Death into a wormhole. It ends up in a garden in front of two nudists. One says "Hey, Adam...

>>85590968
A-hem: >>85590897

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>>85590973
Next ep: Pinoch and B have been turned into mice. The whole episode is played by animals. It's later on revealed that the Doctor and companions have been transformed into animals, due to a energy field that is on the planet. (It's implied the planet is ruled by a furry.) Pinoch and B search for the Doctor and the TARDIS, and end up going through mental breakdowns, as their minds are turned into mice psychology. Eventually, they find the ruler, who is a giant cat. Pinoch, fully a mouse, runs, while B turns into a dog, and eats the president alive. Suddenly, B and Pinoch wake up, connected to machines. The 14th Doctor explains that this was just a virtual reality program, that has enslaved millions of people into a furry paradise. The Doctor shuts down the program.

Next ep: Phoebe talks to the viewers. She tells them that the next 2 hours will be a lie. Then...surprise! The Eleventh Doctor and Amy Pond are on an adventure. The Silurians are being attacked by a virus that hasn't been seen in several centuries, and they need the Doctor's help. Amy Pond is somewhat distrustful, because of last time she met the Silurians, but the Doctor is quick to help out. He and Amy delve into the depths of an ancient Silurian underground city...and find a colony of humans. To Amy's surprise, Eleven begins to get afraid upon seeing the humans, and tells Amy to stay away from them. Amy ignores him, and tries to figure why humans are there. None of the humans remember having been on the surface of Earth, but they know about Earth culture. Eventually, Amy finds the leader, who wears the tattoo of a giant spider. He tries to kill Amy, but the Eleventh Doctor stops him. Then the Doctor begins killing the humans, and begs Amy to leave. She does. At the end, you see a picture of young Matt Smith, that slowly turns into a picture of a spider.

>>85591018
tl;dr

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Scaroth reporting in.

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>>85591038

>nothing but reposted memes with no derivatives or creativity
what an abysmal thread

>>85591163
Your mom regrets not aborting you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6jG7MbBguo

jesus fucking christ

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>>85591038
Next ep: The Fourteenth Doctor finds her TARDIS in a modern 2017 town. For astute viewers, as in the only viewers left, this is the same town destroyed by a Dalek in episode 1. The town is under quarantine, and anyone who tries to leave gets shot down. Pinoch and B ask to just go in the TARDIS and leave, and 14th Doctor agrees. Unfortunately, she is shot down by a Chinese man, who recognizes her as the same man he shot down years ago on Christmas day. The Doctor regenerates into another form, played by Ruth Negga. The Fifteenth Doctor complains about her bra being the wrong size now, and nearly gets shot again, this time by military men. Pinoch and B swiftly get the Fifteenth Doctor into the TARDIS, and they disappear. Then a Dalek shows up, and we realize Ep 1 is about to start.

Next Ep: The 15th Doctor, having calmed down, navigates back to that town. Everyone is dead, and also a ghost. This episode is just about the Fifteenth Doctor, Pinoch, and B figuring out what happenned. Somewhere along the line, Pinoch reveals that he's actually an artificial person, left behind by his inventor. B and Pinoch have a love scene. 15th Doctor watches, taking notes on human breeding rituals.

Second to last ep: It explains everything. What the CGI spiders are, what Phoebe has to do with everything, who the Kris Marshall Doctor is. However, all the dialogue is backwards. Rumors of ripping off Twin Peaks' Black Lodge is never confirmed.

Final Ep: It's revealed that B was the inventor who made Pinoch. The Fifteenth Doctor defeats the giant black spiders, as well as the fake Doctor played by Kris Marshall. Pinoch loans his life back to Phoebe, saving the First Doctor's life. The Fifteenth Doctor ends up leaving B to die...until Thirteenth Doctor shows up. She extends her hand out, saving B from the rapidly growing darkness. It's revealed that although Phoebe killed 13, an earlier version of 13 is here. 13 travels on, with B, Nirvi, and Asian companion in tow.

>>85591243
i can't make it more than a minute in

>>85591163
Yeah, I just wanted to repost my fake series 11, but there's not much else here just yet.

Who's your favorite contender for next Master?

>>85591292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7oZH2UMJFo

try this it'll get you hyped for the christmas special

How can we get Doctor Who canceled?

>>85591312
someone who does a good trump impression to match whittaker's hillary appearance

remember when the character of the doctor was mysterious

>>85591347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ZX42jK_s8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EHauIKa6IM

Splink master at it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmMxz4cMKuc

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>>85591444
Superior version here.

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What's /who/ with you?

It's a Saturday here, I woke up early but didn't want to get out of bed for a while so I put headphones on and listened to Jubilee, drifting in and out of that morning halfsleep kind of thing. It was extremely comfy.

>>85591706
Jannies can't ban

>>85590711
Finally finished mine: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f2Uq_d2q3JyQat6fouDx9wJDWzAfMAnIvqYr8ODjxO4/edit?usp=sharing

>>85590671
I need the pic of Jodie getting POV fucked in that episode of Black Mirror

>>85591706
>>85591913
Hello! Cloister and Neo, did you read my fake Series 11 above? It's my version of what could actually destroy the show.

>>85591940
Thanks.

>>85591706
remember when the dalek shields looked really high budget in series 1 then they were just a shitty red glow in series 2?

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>>85591913
Downloading some Jodiecinema

rose was good in series 1

Unpopular opinion: I felt that Liz Shaw was a better companion for Pertwee than Jo Grant.

>>85592006
You had me at "It's an audio episode"

>At the end, one of the refugees, called Nirvi
lmao

>A woman played by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, called Phoebe
heh

I like the idea of a whole episode being played by mice, especially if it was played in Natural History of Fear style, like trying to preserve the twist they don't look like humans, for some inane reason even though it's immediately obvious on TV.

Also panders to us Lynch fanboys with the lodge talk.

A beautiful mess!

>>85592032
Oh yeah that's meant to be funny

>>85592035
She really was, it's easy to forget that after S2

>>85592032
How are you? Did you read the fake series 11 above, Guy?

>>85592156
Why do you think that?

>>85592171
You caught the Nirvi reference! Yeah...and she becomes a companion at the end.

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>>85592215
But played by Claudia or that replacement chick, is the question

>>85592215
I liked Liz because she was seen more as the Doctor's equal with her scientific knowledge while Jo was there specifically because she was ditzy and a stand-in for the audience.

>>85592215
I read most of it, yeah.

I like the one with Kris Marshall, it could legit be a bottle episode.

>>85592156
When was that unpopular? Most people I know prefer Liz.

So what ever happened to that one tripfag named Sylvester "my last story was furry porn" McCoy? He never missed not one thread it seemed.

>>85592390
He died

>>85592390
He got shot by gangsters.

>>85592285
I agree

>>85592390
He used to post good DVDrips as I recall

>>85591919
Shhh I didn't make it.
>>85592006
I like Ruth Negga in preacher. Her Texarkana accent is pretty spot on. Didn't even know she was from the isles. Story was p-gud too.
>>85592026
Doctor who suffers from poor budgets; More Notable Events, Weather and Sports at 11:00!
>>85592390
He still comes around from time to time. It's been awhile, but surely he's just busy with life and what not.

>>85592240
The audio-only appearance is Claudia. The visual appearance in the last ep is Leah Byrne, the replacement appearance.

Also, all those format changes would be weird. Being all audio would freak most people out. The mice ep would be hilarious. Switching between 3 Doctors in one series would throw people off.

Twin Peaks was an unconscious influence on the whole thing.

Also, I think Phoebe's playing the Azure Guardian.

>>85592285
I agree she was a good counter-part for Three.

>>85592289
Thanks. That was fun to write.

>>85592572
Ruth Negga's great, and Preacher's a lot of fun.

You've probably seen many trips come and go I suppose. Not unlike the Doctor seeing many companions go

>>85592584
Ahh that's a neat way of handling the cast change.

The format changes remind me of the genderfluid genius' ambitious Foreman plans that never seemed to pan out - series being part audio, part standalone 45m eps, part 1x20m classic style eps, part comic, etc etc.

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>>85592635
They come home to /who/ to visit occasionally. Most of them. So, That's nice.

>>85592635
The difference is that Foreman was serious, whereas I was intentionally creating a Series 11 that would defy every expectation. The Thirteenth Doctor has almost no regular appearances except the freak carnival ep; a companion dies in between episodes; a companion is named "Bitch", pissing off leftists, but there are three female Doctors, pissing of traditionalist; the fist thing Atwell Doctor does is make out with companions; the 15th Doctor watches her companions shag...I am intentionally pissing off everyone.

>>85592572
I want Negga for the Doctor. Any favorite bits of my fake Series?

>>85592289
Bottle ep?

>>85592894
>A bottle episode is produced cheaply and restricted in scope to use as few non-regular cast members, effects and sets as possible.

Basically stuff like Blink and Heaven Sent.

>>85593030
Ah, I see. Yeah, I suppose it could be a bottle ep. But wouldn't that apply more to the "3 episode philosophical discussion between 13 and B against Phoebe"?

>>85593030
>Blink
>Bottle episode
not caught up so can't comment on HS but blink is not even close to a bottle episode
A bottle ep would be something only involving the doctor, companion, and the tardis set + maybe one for intro/outro that's been seen before
"the" archetypical bottle episode i always think of is the Community episode where Annie's pen goes missing and they never leave the study room.

>>85593104
But that episode had lots of different sets used for flashback scenes. The ideal bottle episode is like the D&D episode.

>>85593079
I will always remember when the DW team was them

>>85593104
This, pretty harmless misunderstanding but yeah Blink is a Doctor-lite ep not a bottle ep. A closer comparison Who-wise might be solely Amy's portions of The Lodger (entirely in the TARDIS). Breaking Bad fly ep. Seinfeld Chinese ep.

Midnight is a good Doctor Who one come to think of it.

>>85593181
Is it the pen ep or a different ep where the gag is it's set up like a bottle episode+clip show, except all the clip show stuff is entirely new footage, so the ep would actually be more expensive than normal cause they had to film tonnes of new stuff? Very funny meta stuff

>>85593104
Perhaps I should've said Doctor-lite episode, yeah? Also should've said Flatline rather than Blink.

>>85593182
Also The Girl Who Waited. The Doctor is all in Tardis and Amy & Rory only use 3 different sets (4 if you are counting the garden).

>>85593096
>>85593104
>>85593182


Yeah, those episodes in that fake Series 11 >>85590973

with 13 and B versus Phoebe in a black void are true bottle eps.

dr whomst

>>85593217
well that's actually the episode i'm about to watch so i guess i'll see, neat
and yeah doctor-lite is the term you were thinking of

>>85593214
Now that I realise... That's my mistake yeah, I mixed up the episodes. The one Annie's pen gets lost is a bottle episode, the one I'm talking about is the one where they find it. It consists on all new footage.

>>85593217
Yeah, Doctor-lite. That would actually be funny--having Kris Marshall play a fake Doctor, that the real Doctor uncovers.

>>85593270
the annie's pen one is where Abed literally says it's a bottle episode during the episode, yeah

>>85593219
That's a good one because the story is exciting enough you don't notice too much. DW tries to spin the doctor-lite and companion-lite eps to their creative advantage too, Midnight and Turn Left were clever ways to do it in S4, The Lodger worked great in S5, etc. A lot of series you can't even tell what the lite eps are so much because they've gotten good at working around it.

>>85593270
Both great episodes. My favourite Community episode is the multiple timeline one, that was great

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look at these lesbos

>"I love it. I love every episode the man’s written. I love the other episodes he’s rewritten and I think few people know how many that is. I love the detail, I love the scale, I love the people, I love the jokes. I love the fact that Steven himself is quite down on The Beast Below. The whole of the UK on a spaceship? The whole of the UK is a spaceship? I’d retire there and then, complete. Nope, for him, it just wasn’t good enough.
>I love his women. Consider, in bad fiction, which is most fiction, how women’s roles, which have suffered so many years of neglect that they can be summarised as ‘women’s roles’, fall into the same old categories. They are reduced to the Mother, the Wife, the Daughter, the Bride. Agents of sex and childbirth, nothing more. But then look at what Steven does with those categories. The Bride stands tall at her reception – literally in her wedding dress – and summons the Doctor back into existence with an Old Maid’s rhyme. When the Bride has a Daughter, it’s a vital part of a galaxy-spanning revenge. The Daughter then becomes the Wife, a woman of such swagger and joy and tenderness, the Time Lord finally falls in love. We’re not done yet. A lesser category pops up, the Dominatrix, complete with eye-patch, but don’t worry, the Bride who’s the Mother of the Daughter who’s the Wife kills her stone dead! Then a lesbian travels the universe and everyone adores her. And nestling at the heart of the show is Doctor Who’s very own problem category, the Companion, a title inherently subordinate to the Man. Until Clara comes along! Companion to every single moment in the Doctor’s life. A woman so strong that in her first appearance, and her last, Death itself cannot stop her. A decade before Wonder Woman, Steven started weaving his own vast female mythology across the stars, in a funny old children’s show on Saturday teatimes." - Russell T Davies, 2017

>>85593079
where's matt lucas?

>>85590602
This proves my point: the people who are upset about a female Dr Who should be executed in the street.

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Community's Inspector Spacetime thing never quite worked for me, it was a Doctor Who parody but didn't feel very Doctor Who-ish. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it never really worked for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfvm0j0eN0Y

>>85593451
Without hope, without witness, without reward, a Moffchad is only a Moffchad in extremis, and an article for DWM isn't in extremis. But I believe RTD and agree with a lot of his sentiments in that article.

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>>85593451
based rtd

>>85593498
it's more like star trek but with a layer of doctor who setpieces

>>85593495
How does that prove that point?

“Only in darkness are we revealed. Goodness is not goodness that seeks advantage. Good is good in the final hour, in the deepest pit. Without hope, without witness, without reward. Virtue is only virtue in extremis. This is what he believes, and this is the reason above all I love him — my husband, my madman in a box, my Doctor.”

Moff wrote that in the year that he hadn't planned on doing, one he had plenty of reasons for effectively checking out on. He could have let the show have another hiatus year, he could have completely phoned it in for the year. Instead, we got what we got. The Moff is the Moff in extremis.

>>85593549
"Every time I feel sad about life all I have to do is remember that Stevie Wonder gag from A Good Man Goes to War and I piss myself laughing."
- Russell The Daves

>>85593805
Wanderer, did you read my fake Series 11 above?

>>85593805
That was one of his best jokes in his entire career. And I have seen Coupling.

>>85593916
I read the first post but the rest was tl;dr tbqhwyf

>>85594060
Read it all pls. It's not that long, and has funny jokes.

>>85593954
I love Chibnall's expression in his pic. We're gonna have fun with him over the next years

>>85593954
That bit about making the actors famous is really interesting. Steven was magical for finding talent. every single person he's ever cast has been fucking awesome

>amy
>rory
>11
>12
>clara
>river
>vastra gang
>john fucking hurt
>Bill
>Kate
>Osgood

all fucking perfect for their roles

>>85594155
And Missy, dear god, Missy was perfect.

>>85594310
how did i even forget, she was incredible

Keep the Shit Trip entries coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSuxFK6Hhvw

>>85594146
Honestly that does sound like it would completely destroy Doctor Who, but it also sounds GOAT.

>>85594386
no

>>85594457
Any bits in particular you like? Did you catch the TVM reference?

>>85594461
Yes.

>>85594452
do you think he lost his virginity since then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91k9X306jlQ

leaked trailer for series 11

>>85594494
The giant spider stuff was honestly a bit creepy. No, I didn't catch the reference.

im on the last episode of the thick of it, i heard that VEEP was basically the same thing, only set in the US, is it any good?

>>85594561
https://streamable.com/23hg3

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>>85594597
>American TV
>good
Hmm

>>85594632
its made by the same british fellas that made the thick of it though, otherwise i wouldnt even consider it, americans cant do comedy. But i assume british people can do comedy set in america.

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>>85594647
>set in America

what's the consensus on 50th anniversary? i thought it was great besides forcing tennant to say "allonsy" like 5 times

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this is your doctor tonight

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>>85594596
The giant spider is hinting that the enemy is the spiders from Planet of Spiders.

The TVM reference is:

>Unfortunately, she is shot down by a Chinese man, who recognizes her as the same man he shot down years ago on Christmas day. The Doctor regenerates into another form, played by Ruth Negga.

>>85594669
I'm pretty sure I'd be fucking thrown if Britain had a Vice President, anon.

>>85594675
I d k, I have complicated feelings on it, overall I liked it and it's definitely a good script, but I don't like the idea of "rewriting" the Time War, I really dislike the concept and execution of the War Doctor (John Hurt is fantastic though and I enjoyed his performance, if that makes sense). The non-Time War stuff I really liked, and I absolutely love everything about the Curator scene. 10 and 11 were fun together. The Zygon stuff was both funny and also tied in well to the A plot.

I admire it a lot, but I don't earnestly deeply love it the way I do the Christmas special that came right after it, which was a lot messier but much more affecting and interesting to me.

>>85594720
the day britain has a president is the day britain dies

>>85594675
I enjoyed it, then again I enjoy a lot of things.

>>85594675
I dislike that it makes 9 and 10's angst over the Time War pointless.

>>85594812
I have a convoluted headcanon to try and make it not invalidate their angst, I'm trying to write it up as a narrative for Shit Trips. But yeah it's annoying

>>85594675
its pure kino

>>85594675
I thoroughly enjoyed it. I was hoping for more older Doctors, but what can you do?

>>85594726
I'd love to hear why you like the Christmas special so
I love it too, but I'm interested to hear your thoughts

>>85594750
>being a monarchist

i mean come on, its twenty seventeen

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>>85595033
>not being a monarchist.

>>85591326
it's doin that quite well by itself. Seen the viewing figures lately? Despite everything they've actually gone down even further.

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>>85595033
>he isn't a monarchist

>>85595083
Legend of Galactic Heroes had the right idea.

>>85594982
Oh man I can gush about it easily, when I was watching it I felt something I hadn't felt for all of Matt's era, or even Tennant's really, a proper rush and thrill with the storytelling. Where to start...

Bringing the crack in the wall back, the Silence back, explaining "silence will fall", retroactively framing all of Matt's convoluted arcs, clearly a lot of it was improvisational, but Moff had always planned a Doctor to die/regenerate in a battle he was stuck in for centuries at the end of his life and for his previous stories to have spun backwards out of that battle. It's a brilliant concept and the execution was definitely messy, but what ambition, and while it didn't always work great in s5/6/7, it worked fantastically in the special, IMO.

It was a masterclass for Matt's acting, he'd been coasting a bit in S7, he'd pushed the character as far as he could with the writing he was getting, but the special pushed him further and he rose to it brilliantly, even under all those prosthesis. Jenna too, finally getting something a bit more to play.

More than anything though, the story worked so well for Matt's character, for 11. The eternal child who'd always run away wasn't FORCED to stick in one place and grow up, but he chose to, he grew up properly. Not quite without hope, without witness, without reward, but he was not forced to stay on Trenzalore, but he did, and he grew and matured and bettered himself, as the special did retroactively for his whole era and arc. Capaldi's era would have cohesive character arcs all the way through instead of messier ones kind of patched together backwards, but getting that kind of character development at all was a big thing for Who. "The man who forgets" to "I will always remember when the Doctor was me". Handles dying, outliving Barnable, admitting to himself he was the last regen (a great concept skirted off from the 50th, like the special itself)

It was messy but played perfectly to Matt and Moff's strengths

>>85590711
Don't know if you saw this last night, but I'm posting it again. Work in progress of course, but I'd love some critic,

https://pastebin.com/GsRz7HaG

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Graceless vol 1 on sale for £12, is it worth it?

>>85595189
>he'd been coasting a bit in S7
but matt was GOAT in hide and the name of the doctor

>>85595227
It's a really good start, anon. Sounds comfy already.

A reminder that it is a Briton's patriotic duty to watch the Christmas Special

>>85595446
this

>>85595380
I didn't say he was shit in every episode or anything, just that he hit that point where you can tell they're getting a bit tired of the role and can't find new ways to stretch the writing. You can see it in Cold War a lot, for example. Out of universe too, I mean, contrast this in 2010 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7NZx2mvL7U with this when he was doing Lost River https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61nyEjH8Xik He's just exhausted, for good reason, it's a huge job and he gave it his all and did great. There's a reason most Docs only do ~3 series and it's not just cause of Troughton's advice.

>>85595427
Thanks. I'm definitely happy that you extended the deadline. Work's been killing my writing productivity, but I'll be between jobs starting Sunday so I'll have plenty of time to hammer out the rest of it hopefully.

>>85594688
flea?

>>85595478
I agree with you about Matt in Who but you can't really compare hyping up a crowd on stage at Glastonbury to filming a video message on the side of the road in Detroit early in the morning
Of course he was going to be more excited at Glastonbury

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Do you trust your doctor, /who/?

>>85595630
Yeah of course, silly comparison really I suppose, but he certainly was just generally different in 2010 to 2013 in public appearances and things. Definitely not two comparable situations though yeah.

I felt pretty sorry for how Matt's career hasn't really taken off, but at least he's very good in The Crown

>>85595635
Yes.

>>85595506
Good to hear.

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0E

>>85595689
In the midst of writing a Second Doctor story for the shit trips. It involves feminine hygiene.

>>85595776
I WILL NEVER EAT THE SHRIMPS

>>85595778
W e w. Sounds naughty.

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>>85595913
Yes, my dear, you will

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Someone get in stream and put something on REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85595776
ay this is pretty groovy

>>85596046
cats12 stream or casualwhostream
I can cue up some Claudias

>>85590602
>Ruth Negga
Who?

>>85595983
>sausage and tomato crisps
God, my mouth has suddenly started watering.

>>85596089
casualwhostream please

never even heard of the other one

>>85596089
>Claudias
cancer

>>85596118
Really gorgeous actress who was in Agents of Shield and Preacher who directors have an impulsive habit to want to make her look as horrible as possible for some reason.

>>85596118
She's an awesome actress who would probably make a good Doctor.

>>85596172
>make her look as horrible as possible

She looks gorgeous in those shows, though.

Do you think Moffat's kids think he's cool

>>85596266
No

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>anons ask to get the stream going
>cue up kino on the stream
>anons leave

The question for the ages:
Which Doctor Who girl has the tightest butthole?

>>85596323
>the long game
>kino

>>85596323
What >>85596373 said

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>>85596373
>kino
>not kino

>>85596365
Certainly not Clara.

Now that Moffat is gone and Doctor Who somehow lives on, what will be the real cause of the show's cancellation?

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>>85596413
DELET THIS SHE IS PURE

>>85596449
Pure SLUT

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>>85593549
>but we either imagined it better, or saw how good it was underneath. Which is exactly like falling in love

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>>85596472
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

>>85596502
Did they fugg

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>>85596449
>clala
>pure

>>85596678
Are there any other versions of this pic? Feel like I saw one with a different shot

>>85596449
In series 8 she was getting BLACKED daily, anon.

Why haven't Big Finish gotten him on board yet?

>>85594597
>>85594647
I love the Thick of It, haven't seen Veep, but am watching Seinfeld a t m (love the show so much) and god, Elaine is so funny. I bet she's great in Veep.

>>85596923
lol, gotten who?

>>85596923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_OKeIAvSQ4

>>85596939
Forgot video cause I'm retarded.

>>85590711
>>85595936
Here you go.
https://pastebin.com/iBWRdc7c

>>85596995
Got it. Thanks.

Good night, /who/.

>>85597053
night Immigrant, have sweet writerly dreams

>>85596229
She looked good in the first season of AoS but then they turned her into a porcupine before killing her off. In Preacher she's a great character but they're making her look more like a haggard housewife as the show progresses.

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who /ruthnegga/ here?

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>>85596449

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LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>85597251
"Coleman's neoteny is not insignificant"
t. Sandifer

>>85597280
>neoteny - noun. the retention of juvenile features in the adult animal
Wow, Sandifer. Way to refer to people as animals.

>>85595313
It's pretty good

>>85597318
He means she has big cute eyes and youthful features, but I agree that it's a ridiculous way to go about it

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>>85597280
t-that doesnt make me a pedo right?

like fucking look at her for fucks sake

>>85597344
No no, of course not, not that kind of youthful, yeesh. Yes she's a gorgeous woman (:

>>85597344
only if you are adam orford

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What's some jennakino besides Who? Victoria?

>>85597470
Xenoblade Chronicles

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>>85597470
victoria is great, shes actually dating the guy who plays prince albert irl

>>85597479
vidya? in my /who/?
>>85597494
That's pretty neat, I'll have to get around to it sometime. Does she do any Clara-like mannerisms?

>>85597510
Xenoblade dub is one of the best dubs for a vidya.
https://youtu.be/ZerAak5L9Ok

>>85597510
sort of, she's as confident as clara but shows it in a more proper (posh) way, kind of rebellious

>>85597544
>ywn be ruled by clala

>>85597530
That clip sounds terrible though

>>85597470
Captain America: The First Avenger

>>85597613
She's barely in it )':

>>85597470
Emmerdale.
https://youtu.be/H85ybtkMZ84?t=65

Jenna is a bad actress
Pretty to look at though

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>>85597649
She looks a bit different there!

>>85597656
lol

>>85594516
well...he's married, so probly

Do most young British actors basically cut their teeth in soaps before getting more interesting roles?

>>85597702
yes

>>85597530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7oDcI8HmI4

Better clip

>>85597719
That sometimes happens here in Aus too. Margot Robbie is pretty big now and she's from Neighbours.

>>85597774
Matt, no )':

>>85597774
he's gonna be homeless soon :) we did it bros

>>85597804
What an awful thing to say

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Post yfw in the Christmas trailer we heard

>Is he here? Is the Doctor here?
>*AND JENNA COLEMAN*

Instead of Pearl.

>>85597804
Truly awful.

>>85597774
this is for the film mapplethorpe it's not actually matt on the verge of suicide

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>>85597875

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>>85597875

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Post yfw in the Christmas trailer we heard

>Do those shoes still fit, Doctor?
>AND DAPHNE ASHBROOK

Instead of Pearl

>>85597956
literally the first time ive ever seen that name

>>85597875
>>*AND BILLIE PIPER*

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>>85597956

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>>85597956

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>>85597804
Friendly reminder Matt gets to pound this every night

>>85597951
>obviously wooden Tardis
They should just stop with that shit, it looks awful.

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>>85597150
Her neoteny isn't insignificant either.

>>85597084
G'night. Swung back to grab a Negga pic.

>>85597099
Eh, AoS made sense. And Preacher is just making her trashy hot.

Enjoy a smiling Ruth.

>>85598023
I think it looks great desu

>>85598010
Hey she's the shiela from Baby Driver, neat.

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>>85598023
what material do you think it should be made from?

So, /who/, Dalek or Jubilee?

>>85598039
her name is debora

>>85598049
>>85598063
This guy's face is even weirder than that of Bendict Cumbersnatch.

>>85598063
Concrete, like the originals. Or at least something that doesn't have a wood grain.

>>85598064
jubilee. dalek is very overrated

>>85590602
>Negga
haha nigga

>>85598049
>5 and 11 meet.jpg

>>85598078
la la la la zeb-ra

Good fun that movie. She kinda looked like Shelly from Twin Peaks in it

>>85598087
Ooh a strong opinion, why do you think it's overrated?

>>85598064
Depends on the mood. Besides, Dalek is meant to be "Babby's First Dalek Story" in design, while Jubilee is for people used to Dalek stories.

>>85598085
police boxes were made out of concrete?

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>>85598084
I have no idea what makes you think that tbqh.
I think Cumberbatch looks like an inbred monster but Smith looks fine - attractive, even.

>>85595478
That Glastonbury vid is fucking GOAT, I'd never seen it before, thanks dude.

>He's just exhausted, for good reason, it's a huge job and he gave it his all and did great. There's a reason most Docs only do ~3 series and it's not just cause of Troughton's advice.

I see you point, Smitty looks drained and knackered in that 2nd vid, and has possibly had a few too many alcoholic bevvies.

>>85598113
Are you out of your mind?

>>85598129
Yes, but that's not a recent thing.

>>85598104
I'm surprised Dalek is flat-out credited as a remake/adapted from Jubilee cause I kind of struggle to see huge similarities beyond both being written by Shearman and featuring a tortured Dalek going wild. The stories are about different things and tight into different arcs. I like your observation on how they're meant for very different viewers too.

>>85598126
It's great ay, he was really at the top of his game there

>>85598141
Well, then it should come as no surprise to you your sense of attractiveness is incredibly skewed.

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>tfw

AND JENNA COLEMAN

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>>85598110
Yep

>>85598151
or maybe it's you

did any of the old shows ever say timelords could change genders? or is this just something nuwho invented when they changed the master into missy

>>85598167
romana can change fucking species

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>>85598157

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>>85598101
I don't feel that strongly about it. Dalek is still the best new series dalek story, but that's more to do with dalek stories being bad than it being phenomenal. Personally, I think it's difficult to look past the cheesy concepts of one man owning the entire internet and casually choosing who the next US president will be.

Jubilee is much more interesting and its cheesy overpowered characters are justified within its world. I also feel like it has a lot more things to say about daleks than Dalek does.

>>85598167
I feel like it's implied by how Classic How deals with regeneration, see >>85598178
but the first explicit confirmation I can think of is New Who S6 E4 The Doctor's Wife, when they talk about the Corsair having been different genders

>>85598159
that's so bizarre to me

>>85598181
>I think it's difficult to look past the cheesy concepts of one man owning the entire internet and casually choosing who the next US president will be.
That's just typical illuminaty stuff.

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yfw the christmas special involves 1 reuniting with susan, but it's the original actress who now looks older than 1 and he gets emotional about it

>>85598113
here he looks like what I imagine a skeleton who has been magically transformed into a living human would look like

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I support of an angsty smug twink who's soft with people he likes companion

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>>85598181
Yeah I pretty much agree with what you're saying. Jubilee is just more interesting, its got more on its mind. Dalek works really well in the context of S1 though, does a lot of great additions to the Time War and Rose/9 relationship. BRING BACK SHEARMAN

>>85598229

>>85598064
Can I keep both?

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>>85598238

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I support an Asian twink who suffers every episode companion.

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>tfw

AND CAROLE ANN FORD

>>85598280
Stop posting this ugly man. He looks too much like a woman that he may as well be a trap. Same goes for long haired twinks.

>>85598263
no

>>85598314
>not wanting a trap companion
Lame.

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>>85598309

>>85598223
and? It's a weird thing to make canon in the Doctor Who universe, especially since it's not particularly amusing to watch and, as you point out, is not an original idea at all

>>85598251
yeah, feels like RTD made shearman strip away almost all of the meaningful content of Jubilee and just kept vague "cool" scenes. it's still a good episode and added a lot to the series, like you say

but now that I think about it, one of Jubilee's main points is how sort of hypocritical the fascination with and fetishisising of the daleks are re: merchandising etc. And in Dalek we have a dalek doing cool stuff like taking down an entire base on its own, and dramatically killing soldiers in the rain

>>85598353
>>>>>>>>>>Matt Smith

>>85598352
maybe because dalek is 44 minutes long and jubilee is two hours, mmm?

>>85598342
some things are better left to audio descriptions neo. this is one of them

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>>85598381

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>tfw

AND BILLIE PIPER

>>85598322
Then I'll keep Dalek because it's the best episode of the new series in terms of drama.
You can tell that Shearman is a stage writer because of how well he does character drama.

>>85598352
>and? It's a weird thing to make canon in the Doctor Who universe
It's perfectly in-line with Doctor Who univer and just shows us that Van Staten is rich and powerful guy.

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>tfw

AND LALLA WARD

>>85598435
did you mean RTD
because RTD effectively wrote half if not more than half of Dalek which Shearman confirmed himself

>>85598229
yfw they do the christmas cracker scene from time and last christmas for maximum moff poetry

>>85598280
holy shit he's adorable

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>tfw

AND INTRODUCING ADAM MITCHELL
as
A COMPANION TRUE

>>85598456
yfw matt pulls capaldi's cracker

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>tfw

AND CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON

>>85598452
It's still better than any other RTD episode (and Moffat too for that matter) in terms of character drama, though. It's just the way it uses the Doctor, the Dalek, Rose and Van Statten and lets them play off against each other.
RTD may have rewritten the dialogue and added Adam, but the bones of the story are recognizably Shearman's.

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>tfw

AND INTRODUCING NICHOLAS BRIGGS
as
THE WAR BRIGADIER

Second Doctor is the best after Fourth.

His era and performance are underrated as fuck.

>Mind Robber
>Invasion
>War Games
>Tomb

What are the other best?

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>tfw

AND NOEL CLARKE

>>85598526
must be a pretty small dick if the full thing can fit in the anal cavity

>>85598561
>fit in the anal cavity
It's bigger on the inside

>>85598561
You underestimate the anal cavity

>>85590602
Shit, you just made me realise that they'll never have another white male Doctor, due to the fuss it would cause.

If I had a TARDIS to do one thing, it would be to go back and prevent social media from ever becoming a thing.

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>>85598590
Was that sexist joke really necessary?

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I support an Asian Twink Doctor.

>>85598616
Sexist jokes are always necessary.

I support a white male Doctor

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>>85598633
Boner joke!

>>85598667
who is this whore?

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I support a Dan Doctor.

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>>85598688
A man of taste.

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>>85598681

>>85598667
How much

>>85598667
Wait, where is it from? I can't imagine a reason why would Claudia undress on video.

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>>85598746

>>85598667

she gives me a white trafficking boner.

>>85598740
fucking slut

>>85598751
I can.

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>>85598751
>>85598767
>>85598770
>>85598771
let's just say i found them

>>85598766
>>85598740
>>85598667
Where can I buy this?
Clips4Sale?

>>85598779
just link it you fool
I actually have an urge to masturbate to it

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>>85598783

>>85597931

>in a film about mappelthorpe
>not actually on the verge of suicide

pick one

>>85598790
Do you have a scat fetish? Because I can't imagine jacking off to her with all the shit coming out of her mouth.

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>>85598790
i can't "link it", can't you work out how i 'got' these?

>>85598814
She's objectively not that ugly
And I think she's pretty smart and I have a smart fetish

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>>85598846

>>85598802

>those hairy arms

>>85598846
>And I think she's pretty smart
have you read her tumblr bio?

>>85598877
No I've just seen some of her videos

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>>85598846
>>85598814

>>85598892
>>85598892
>>85598892

migrate

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>>85598874

nothing wrong with hairy arms anon

>>85598897

Clara is qt... utube whore is not