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Star Wars: All singing, all dancing, shit posting thread.

>All that new leaked stuff.
>Muh toys!
>Talk about ho nobody likes Rey.
>Kathleen Kennedy rul 34 pics.
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I can't believe you people are gay for this emo.
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Come at me bro.
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Neat!
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There's actually four of these guys.

>>85590053
>>85590031
>>85590053

They're like a crew.
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>>85590095
>dat neck
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#NotMyStarWars

#TheLastMarySueJedi
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Why are you guys so mean to Rey? Why doesn't anybody like her?
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News Flash:

Disney has killed the Star Wars toy cash cow.

http://nypost.com/2017/07/26/star-wars-toy-fatigue-may-finally-be-setting-in/

This is the very reason the saga exists in the first place. To sell toys.
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So where are the Knights of Ren?

They had a bitchin design in TFA and were only shown in one brief dark shot and teased basically for the next installment and now they're missing again?

Why hold out on that? The toys would sell more than all the other combined probably
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>>85590296
Does anyone buy toys anymore?
I know kids don't because they rather play video games and watch youtube and shit, and well fuck even nerdy adults that collect toys have standards... so who the fuck is left in the toy market?
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>>85590325

Kids play on iphones now not with actual toys.
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>>85590414
>Does anyone buy toys anymore?
Yeah the toy industry is actually pretty healthy. While this anon >>85590424 is correct in that smart phones have had a huge impact, the toy sector is still doing fairly well for itself, at least in some categories.

I know I sound like a douche but I go to Toy Fair in NYC every year. They always bombard you with toy industry PR, especially about stats and sales. Same with E3. I do that one too.
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>>85590296
The Rey merch just really isn't all that popular.
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>>85590480
You don't sound like a douche to me I check out /toy/ at least twice a day but it seems really quaint, I can't imagine kids care about this stuff as much as you or me, hell I'd go to these conventions if I had any free time but again the target demographic seems a bit skewed anymore.
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>>85590539
could just be Funkos in general, hell how many do you own?
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>>85590539
I have one funko because of xmas presents. It's just lazy.
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>>85590539
The BB-8 and Kylo boxes were extremely popular.
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People just don't want Rey
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>>85590720
was there a different type of cereal? or just the box was different?
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>>85590833
All the same cereal. They just shipped three different box types. The other two went to the big stores and Rey wound up on clearance at the dollar store.
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>>85590720
>limited edition ''box''
>''fruity'' flavored
>other ''natural flavors''

daisy a cute.
a cute!
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>>85591117
She has so much range.
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Put it this way guys.

As a kid, did you ever buy toys that were female?

I certainly didn't.

No matter how much you try and brainwash a kid, human nature will stay in tact mostly.
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>>85591303

In a BBC article, an author (she's from the UK, i think) of teengirl novels was quoted as saying that boys should be required to read girl novels in order for gender equality to be achieved. I'm not sure if she's saying that because she really believed it or if she just wants more sales for her genre.
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They've almost literally got Poe Dameron dressed in Han Solo's ESB clothing.
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>>85589627
>Muh toys!
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>>85591265

Rey is a he, you blind baboon. The masculine name is a he. The masculine strong jaw face is a he.
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Step aside, the bunny is here.
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>>85591303
Are you saying this letter from a "real" 8 year old girl isn't authentic?
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Can't wait for the "forced female protagonist of an action franchise" meme to die tbqh

Oscar Isaac should have been the star of the sequel trilogy and it's going to backfire storywise against them now.
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>>85591445
lol, why are they always 8 years old? there was an influx of 8 y/o when trrump won
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>>85591445
Reminds me of those tweets from the election of parents saying their 8-year-old gave grim, detailed predictions of the geopolitical situation of the country after the results came in.
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>>85591455
Rey = Luke
Poe = Han
Chewie = Chewie
BB-8 = R2-D2
Finn = Jar Jar

And the funny thing is I'm not joking. He's literally a comical buffoon playing the fool for the audience.
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>>85591390
I read girl novels as a child. (I'm from the UK too)
It doesn't do shit, trust me. If you want to know why I read them, I ran out of other books in the school library to read. Forcing a child to read such books would just make them laugh (and hate the book entirely, no matter the message), I don't think kids these days even read.
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Did anyone else hear the big *spoiler* about Snoke's star destroyer?
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>>85591554

Snoke's golden lair is aboard this ship. But there's one feature that is the location of a big scene in the movie.

It has a trash compactor. Yes. There's a trash compactor scene.
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>>85591445
Girls at 8 years old have better handwriting than that. So yeah, I think that's fake. The grammar is too advanced also.
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>>85591511
Rey should have been the Leia of the trilogy, with Poe as Luke and Finn as Han.
They could have still given her jedi powers and stuff without forcing her as the hero, I also like the concept of Finn a lot personally which is why he should have had some sort of teetering with the dark side like Kylo Ren.
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>>85591554
>>85591601
>literally just a squished-in Star Destroyer
Why couldn't they get the Prequel team to design the new ships? It's like the one thing they really excelled at and did an excellent job with it.

I just realized I enjoy watching Phantom Menace way more than TFA.
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>>85591619
Except for a some moral hypocrisy*, Finn is the actual real hero of TFA. He's the one who goes through a personal struggle, a symbolic death and rebirth, and his actions are all based on his own evolving personal set of morals.

(*'I'm not going to kill for the first order! Excuse me while I kill all these members of the first order!")
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>>85591725
I can't believe I want George Lucas back.

At least his prequel movies tried new ideas, and weren't very predictable and PC.
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>>85591725
Is the TLJ version using it the same design from TFA? I'm too lazy to look.
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>>85590095
>dark side user
>no red and yellow eyes

DISNEY WARS CONFIRMED NOT CANON
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>>85591759
When I saw the movie, I had an idea that Rey was going to turn in the 8th movie, and Finn would have to put her down in the 9th.

Then I realised that Disney do not have the balls to do something like that, and then I felt sad.
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>>85591762
George wanted the film to be about a boy and a girl jedi, basically co main characters. That would have made a lot more sense and definitely would have been a lot more profitable.
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>>85591815
Source? Reading more would be fun.
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>>85591762
Jesus I just realized I do too.
Man, how do you manage to fuck up a franchise more than the prequels did?
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>>85590951
ah I see, hell I actually thought Rey was a A CUTE likable character though not retatable so there's that
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>>85591918
>how do you manage to fuck up a franchise more than the prequels did?
Just Disney my shit up.
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>>85589862
lmao that looks like a javelin
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>>85591918
Even worse you have that Jack Ass Kathleen Kennedy saying we're done catering to males, its time for females. What does that even mean?
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>>85591445
>Goldmann
>equality exists goys!
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>>85591811
Also finn is an incompetent nigger
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>>85592028
Exactly as it sounds. The franchise is almost exclusively aimed at women now.
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>>85592013
Just look how bad everything looks. Is just a base for photoshop.
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>>85592078
>cover not final

kek

on the fence values
that's all we have anymore
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>>85592028
Who said this? If it's true I'm dissociating myself with star wars effective immediately.
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>>85592200
Kathleen Kennedy did. She's destroying what's left of the franchise.
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>>85592200
Yet guys like you are always spouting the ole
hurr durr back to /pol/
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>>85592326
Never wrote that one in my life.
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>>85589976
disny why
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Here's all 4 of the Praetorian Guards together.

They're selling a special 6" action figure 4 pack of these guys at Gamestop. So it looks like the marketing is pushing them as a team.

There's another fairly decent spoiler connected to them as well.
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>>85592326
I saw a quote earlier today by an anon and it said, it's easier to deceive someone than it is convincing them they've been manipulated. Happily Kathleen has gone plum loco with the feminist outburst so he can see it for himself.
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>>85590393
The story is all over the place and wasn't all written from the beginning. I doubt the writers even knew who the knights of ren really are, so they just scrapped it.
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>>85592028
How the fuck did she get so big in the industry anyways?
Were Spielberg and Lucas just spitroasting her behind the scenes or something?
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>>85592427
Look at these things and tell me they're not bad ass.
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>>85592524
They look like a bunch of mutated lobster people
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>>85592524
they're just Imperial Royal guards with samurai helmets, once again Disney can't be original
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>>85592427
The spoiler is that Rey and Kylo fight these characters together at the end of the film. Rey is defeated and that's when she fall into the trash compactor.

It's believed the whole battle takes place in Snoke's golden throne room. The red guy are the guardian of his lair.
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>>85592518
>The story is all over the place and wasn't all written from the beginning

This is all a recipe for disaster. The more I hear about the production of NuWars films the worse it gets.
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>>85592520
She knows what the cost are. Putting a movie together involves counting cost, managing assets, bringing together teams and so on. She worked diligently as a behind the scenes logician so naturally people started to trust her to get things done.
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>>85592571
Looks like samurai, ninja and medieval night styles all rolled into one. They're like the lobster Ninja Turtles. They even have their own unique weapons.

>>85592586
Definitely a Crimson Empire influence going on here.
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>>85592497
I had the idea it was propaganda from the moment I saw Rey as the lead, but I thought perhaps the 2nd and 3rd movies would redeem it, and it was just JJ Abrambs being his shitty directing PC self.

But if she's the president of Lucasfilm, anyone who likes star wars is completely fucked, I'm just going to read the EU, my imagination is greater than whatever shit Disney could come up with.
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>>85592622
she's making a movie not growing fucking potatoes
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>>85592606
I forgot the biggest part of the spoiler. After Kylo is taken out, she takes on all 3 red guards, singlehandedly, by herself.

And one of the guards is female. Try and guess which one.
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>>85592726
why not just do what Yoda did and push them into a wall?
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>>85592726
so is Kylo taken out or Rey?
fucking hell mate get your shit together
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>>85592765
Kylo is injured or briefly incapacitated.
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>>85592679
Star Wars died the very instant Lucas sold it to Disney. All that came before the sale is priceless. Especially the EU.

>>85592685
Bringing together a thousand pieces to make a movie is a lot harder than it looks.
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>>85589627
>>85589632
She looks like she has a receding hairline.
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>>85592750
>Yoda
Speaking of whom, there's a very strong indication that Yoda is going to be in the film. Not just this stupid pic, but stuff like Frank Oz traveling to the set in secret and staying for about a week.

It's pretty certain that Yoda is going to make an appearance as a force ghost, much like Obi_Wan did in ESB
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>>85592818
She does. She's aware of it too. She calls it her "five head." Get it? Like a forehead only one more.
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>>85590325
Because Rey & Finn are not cool
Kids want to play with Kylo & that's about it
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>>85592855
>She does.
Well it's technically not receding. It's just higher than normal hairlines. Also her fivehead doesn't help.
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>>85592798
agreed but why is she given the authority of a director? It's great that she can organize the caterers and take care of the accounting but why take the vision away from a director?
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>>85592880
Yeah but he's a moody emo with personality issues.
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>>85592726
Seeing the legacy lightsaber in her hands triggers me each and every time.
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>>85592922
>legacy lightsaber
How is she not a Skywalker at this point though?

>That lightsaber was Luke's. And his father's before him. And now, it calls to you.

Why else would she have it? Why else would it call out to her?
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>>85592979
>That jump at the end.
LEL
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>>85593020
because
vagina
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>>85593035
>NO FUN ALLOWED
What's up your ass, anonpai?
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>>85592913
Virtue signaling on her part and Disney hoping to the social revolutionaries. At the end of the day its about the money which they're losing lots of. TLJ will underperform.
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Link to most up to date spoilers? Last I was aware the force tree was the biggest story spoiler we'd gotten.
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>>85592855
>Like a forehead only one more.
How new are you?
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>>85593069
It's cute. A little corny too.
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>>85593133
4 head, 5 head. Do the math. 1 more is better. This isn't hard type geometry and stuff.
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>>85593089
I hope TLJ underperforms just to cement 2017 as the year the mouse starts to die.
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>yfw Luke puts it in the wrong hole.
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>>85592855
It's not even just a big forehead. It's literally a receding hairline.
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>>85592922
"Legacy lightsaber" is disney bullshit youngfag
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>>85593197
Well I'm not going to see it. (I saw TFA), so that's one ticket lost.

Going to convince my friends to not see it either, think I can get at least two of them not to see it.
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>>85590539
>>85590296
>tfw too poor to buy a Rey doll to hot glue
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>>85593197
they still have marvels capeshit tho
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>>85593246
It's because she does all that intense thinking about her character.
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>>85591265
she is a cute
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>>85593412
She is. I've seen her in person, up close.
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>>85593402
I feel sorry for her, her career is essentially over.

She can't act.

Like okay, she'll make money and all, but if she actually wants to act for real, she's doing a piss poor job.

What good director wants a shit actor in their movie?
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BTW, Snoke is Plageius. Everyone knows it at this point.
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>>85593457
Not only that, he contacts Sheev towards the end of his reign as Emperor.

Before he was kicked out of the Star Wars galaxy, Gary Marshall talked about George's plan for a sequel trilogy where you would meet a big money guy who was behind everything, including Sheev's rise as emperor. This explains why the First Order has so much financing, and it explains Snoke's golden throne room.
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>>85593431
what did she smell like?
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>>85593458
Lost it.
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>>85589862
Imagine being that actor that plays Phasma, and having to put on this, and go trough all the photoshoots and what not, and in the end people have no idea who is under the mask.
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>>85593689
And only to appear for a brief moment in the film doing nothing
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>>85593458
Unironically true. Virgin is hiding his dick, Chad is showing it off.
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>>85592843
It isn't Yoda. Its people of yodas race who obviously look like yoda. Yodas race are native to the island of the first Jedi temple hence yodas power
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>>85589805
>Luke has a walking stick just like Yoda.
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>>85593689
She takes off her helmet in last Jedi. I saw the movie
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>>85593262

>so butthurt you are actively trying to convince people not to see a movie that isn't out yet

Sad
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>>85593878
It's Yaddle.
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>>85593939
I'm very good at convincing people, drop the trying, cunt.
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>>85593920
Its not long enough to be walking stick
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You people can't handle this much poetry.
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>>85594039
Well it certainly isn't his old shillelagh.
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>>85593972
Where can I buy a Yaddle fleshlight?
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>>85593977

Can't douse the mouse.
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This movie will be seen by 85% to 95% of this board. In one way or another, theaters or cam rips. Almost everyone here will watch it. TLJ will have extremely high visibility.
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>>85594084
Rey confirmed dark side like Anakin?
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>>85594084
>>85594304
I think that's the scene where she lifts Luke's X-wing out of the ocean.

I wish I was joking.
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>>85594084
except Rey is not related to Luke, so what is the image conveying? 3 movies where people make that pose? That's all that connects the images.
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>>85594385
Why would Luke's X-wing even BE in the ocean? Man, I hoped the glib facsimile was going to end with TFA. Guess not... I can hardly believe this is happening to Star Wars. The prequels were better than this garbage. THE PREQUELS!
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>>85589632
That piece of cloth looks like she has a great big penis and her forehead is too huge.

>>85589651
I'm hetero for this emo.
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>>85594453
Blame Kathleen Kennedy.
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>>85594395
>except Rey is not related to Luke
Are we sure about that? What about Maz's whole speech about the lightsaber?
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>>85594385

stop calling rey a "she", you close-minded bigot!
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>>85594534
I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with this fancy new Star Wars gender vernacular.
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>>85594573

"zhe" is just a word to satisfy attention whores. there's only a "he" and a "she" for humans depending on what your dna says.
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>>85594573
Wtf I'm with Xer now
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>>85589627
>Kathleen Kennedy rul 34 pics.

Is this a thing that exists, i need to know. Shes always been mommyfu
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>>85594573
>>85594657

xhe is much better than zhe. zhe sounds like someone with a very bad cold and dripping snot.
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>>85594656
This is in a real star wars product?

Why is everyone such a massive pussy these days? I feel like I've woken up in a nightmare.

When did the world get fucked up so much that people even tolerate this shit?
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>>85594701
>mommyfu

what did your mother do to you when you were a baby?
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>>85594745

took care of me and loved me
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>>85594715
Most people didnt accept it, just the trannies, faggots and their enablers
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damnit! i need to do my laundry. but i want to continue posting on /tv/. wat do? ;_;
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>>85590095
>That neck
He's a tree.
He's a fucking tree.
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>>85592586
Oh my god these look so fucking cool still
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>>85594860
Your laundry will take a couple of seconds. Minutes at most. This thread will still be here. Take care of your clothes first. They deserve it.
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>>85589976
>>85590031
>>85590053
>>85590067
What the actual fuck is this garbage.
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>>85594860
>damnit
>wat do? ;_;
Kill yourself
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>>85594918
Their heads look like penises so Rey can fight the patriarchy.
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>>85594905

sadly not a first-world washer-and-dryer. just a washer. i've got only an hour of free time. in one hour i have stuff to do that i can't not do and my next free time will be several hours later.

so for this hour my choice is laundry or /tv/. really need to do laundry my only clean clothes are the ones i'm currently wearing but really addicted to /tv/. ;_;
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>>85594918
a disney star wars product
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>>85594980
Life comes before /tv son, go do your laundry.
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>>85594918

They're a team. They're the personal body guards to Snoke. They're called the Praetorian Guards.
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>>85594932

i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, anon, but we're all dead. this is our purgatory. we're doomed to forever post on /tv/.
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>>85594918
They're only in the second movie and already they're ripping of ROTJ.
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>>85590539
>sports balls
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>>85595014
>son

are you darth vader? if you're not, then you are not my father.
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>>85591412
Why do people keel stealing Han's clothing? First Lando and now Poe.
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>>85591390
>"girl novels"
>gendered fucking books
This has to stop.
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>>85595062
Ok faggot, do your laundry.
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>>85591441
is this from marvel's new squirrel girl movie?
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This is Finn's romantic interest. I'm not even joking. Finn hooks up with Rose Tico. They spend a lot of time together.
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>>85590296
>>85590539

Didn't we have a thread about this the other day? These kinds of things interest me, failed marketing decisions and etc.
I don't really care if Disney wanted new demographic for their major franchise but did they really think that they just could easily make girls interested about Star Wars with Rey? In the end, I think girls still are going to play with Frozen and princess toys.
Is it patriarchy if you just give them other choices or do they need to force them?
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>>85595023
But you're just visiting from reddit
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>>85595041
They did it in tfa as well fuckwit
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>>85595141
These two go on a big adventure together. Finn spends almost no time with Rey in this film. Almost all of his scenes take place with Rose.
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>>85590067
>Mfw this armor is dildos
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>>85595141
Lmfao!

They are doing the 80's shit with a black and an asian?

That's funny as fuck, I thought progressives would have evolved by now.

Either that or they're still afraid of Asians, and their not bad IQ.
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>>85595200
Rose has a sister whose an ace pilot. Basically a female Wedge Antilies. They're trying to build her up as a secondary character just like Wedge.
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>>85595141
>fat Jet Li
very progressive
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>>85595164
>we
You need to go back.
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>>85595221
There's a whole book being written on the Casino Planet where Finn and Rose spend most of their time.
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>>85592112
Ayy lmao
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>>85595269
Star Wars is officially over.
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And in the end of the film they're forced to make an escape in a ship that's basically the escape pod portion of Leia's ship in TFA.

So you see that /tv/. Finn has already claimed your TLJ waifu. You snooze, you lose.
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Fug
I'm actually really goddamn excited, I don't care how much shit it apes since it's a soft reboot
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>>85595221
You retarded faggots have actually spent time reading these cartoons?
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>>85592427
These look like shit. Only "meacing" because of their bladed weapons. Their poses are ridiculous
>>85592586
These look cool. You know why? because of the thin visor. They're menacing, you never see them in action but you know that you don't want to force their hand. They dont need blasters or swords, just a fucking stick to mess you up.
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>>85595330
No, this is stuff that's coming out in a few months, but the plots are known.
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>>85595298
Finn can have a fat asian lady.

So who does Rey hook up with, no one?

Is she not having a love interest? That's kinda sad.
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>>85595324
There's actually a small chance this will be a pretty decent film. Despite borrowing heavily from the other Star Wars films.
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>>85595216
>Progressives
You're part of the problem. Fucking kill yourself.
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>>85595141
Do they want China to boycott this?
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>>85589775
That is a fucking photoshop. What the hell is wrong with him?
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>>85595330
>reading these cartoons
What did he mean by this?
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>>85595373
>So who does Rey hook up with, no one?
Yes. Rian Johnson has gone on the record and said there will be no romantic plot for Rey and no overt political allegories.
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>>85595392
How am I part of the problem?

They've been doing the same meme of black male and asian female for almost 40 years now, that's funny.

I was expecting Finn and Rey to get together.
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>>85595395
TFA pretty much bombed in China. Maybe this is their big FU.

What happens now is that it all comes down to whether Finn and Rose kiss, and it's seeming pretty likely.
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>>85595200
>boyega is 5'9
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>>85595373
90s born queer kill yourself
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>>85595269
>a whole book
Faggots, how about you dedicate yourselves to something worthwhile?
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>>85595431
Honestly, I had forgotten about that fad from the 80's until you mentioned it. You're right that was a heavily used trope in the 80's.
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>>85595237
You do too
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>>85595431
>I was expecting Finn and Rey to get together.
You must be a retarded cunt anon
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>>85595450
And what decade were you born in?

I can tell you're old as fuck because you still use the word queer, fucking poof.
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>>85594573
Is this real?
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Chewie and the Porgs.
Chewie, Chewie and the Porgs.

Chewie. Chewie.

Yeah.
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>>85595502
Yes, %100. It's in one of the books that leads up to TFA. Part of the new cannon they're building.
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>>85595489
Wow
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>>85592606
So Reylo is confirmed? That's the only good about these movies.
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>>85595502

apparently yes. it's in the aftermath novels where one of the characters is trans and refers to herself as zhe.
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>>85595385
Because it's not like the prequels never borrowed things from the originals just for the sake of shoving in references, right?

Remember C3PO? Remember Storm Troopers? Remember the Hutts? Remember Tatooine? Remember lightsabers - lots and lots of lightsabers?

I can't imagine the prequels getting a pass but not the new films.
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>>85594453
ISNT THAT AWSOME ? REMEMBER WHEN LUKE PULLED HIS X-WING OUT OF THE SWAMP ? ITS JUST LIKE IN YOUR CHILDHOOD!!!
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>>85595567
No. In fact it's specifically ruled out now. Although I think they might redeem Kylo in the next movie. I think the smashed helmet is a dead giveaway. He's rejecting the dark side.
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>>85595567
>teengirl habit of mashing of romantic couple's names

le sigh. this is what happens when disney decided star wars should be written for teengirls.
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>>85595200
Finn worked well with Rey, despite of what /tv/ thinks. But I'm guessing she tested so well with Kylo Ren they couldn't resist another incestuous SW couple.

Of course, they will say they never planned for Rey to be a Skywalker when it was so obvious in TFA, you needed to be in deep denial to not see it.
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>>85595489
I am larping as a 68 year old A list TV b + list movie actress ... AMA
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>>85595572
It's not quite as blatant with the prequels, but you're right, they did play on nostalgia a bit.

But the prequels also managed to establish a ton of new ideas. They even had a spin off TV series with over 120 episodes and a theatrically released animated movie.
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If the Knight of Ren are not going to be in the movie then that's it. Star Wars just became Bayformers. Heck,maybe Transformers The Last Knight is better than TLJ.
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>>85595593
REMEMBER C3PO? REMEMBER R2D2? REMEMBER YOOODAAAAAA????
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>>85595616
So you're saying two things. Kissing cousins. Luke broke his Jedi vows.

Now the question is whether they would bring Mara Jade back into the cannon. They did that with Thrawn, and they're rumored to be doing it with Darth Revan. I can see that happening here. Fans would go ape shit, even if she's already dead and only mentioned in passing.
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>>85589627

The actor playing Rey is not a good actor. They should have casted a real girl in the role instead of a fake girl.
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>>85594980
That's what I meant. No dryers here either. Just hang it up outside. I'll have to do my laundry later today and also cook dinner and tent to the garden.
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>>85595677
>Knight of Ren are not going to be in the movie
They're not. They're becoming the Obi-Wan Kenobi clone wars reference of this film. Just some back story characters who get mentioned briefly. This movie is all about the guards. they feature heavily in the film and they're getting a lot of merchandise.

I think this might be how Disney and Hasbro tries to win back the young male audience in the toy market. The characters are kinda like the ninja turtles combined with the Empire's Royal Guard.
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>>85595698
>Darth Revan
Knights of the Old Republic trilogy when?
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>>85595684
I KNOW WHAT THAT IIIIISSSS!!
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>>85595759
They're setting him up. His planet was already made cannon in one of the recent galaxy guide books. No reason given. It just showed up and a lot of people noticed it.

Then in TLJ, Luke's teachings about "grey jedi" come from the era of the Old Republic.
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>>85595759
Never. Probably like the Obi Wan trilogy. Can someone please post all the rumours about TLJ.
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>>85595799
>Obi Wan trilogy
Yes please. I want Ewan back. Any news about a cameo of him and Hayden in TLJ?
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Real spoilers: Luke's Story

>Luke has journeyed to the birthplace of the Jedi order. At the center of this place is a large, hollowed out tree which houses a small library containing the origin story of the Jedi order.

>Luke learns that the ancient Jedi once viewed the Force as a whole. There was a schism during the time period fans now would call "the Old Republic." It caused a split in the users of the Force. One groups evolved into the Jedi, the other, the Sith.

>Luke realizes it's futile to carry on the traditions of the Jedi order, for it's what's causing the imbalance of the force. This is why he says "it's time for the Jedi to end." What he means is the modern Jedi. The failed order destroyed by his father.

>So Luke embraces a "new / old" understanding of the Force. He is the last Jedi. The last of his kind. Rey will be the first of the new Jedi order. The smoking gun is that Snoke sets this up in Ep7 ("the new Jedi order will rise!") and unfortunately for Disney, it's a spoiler that tells you exactly how this whole thing ends. This is further reinforced by Luke's story line from the new movie.

>Luke teaches Rey to be a Jedi, but not in the traditional Jedi way, and then later in the film he dies.
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I can't defend this.

It's one thing for them to play safe with TFA, being the first after all. But Disney killed Rogue One, the Han Solo movie was a big mistake in everyway imaginable (except for Donald as Lando) and appears to be DOA; and repeating ESB is just laziness on their part. I'm disgusted.

They should've hired George as a consultant, take his ideas and work on them (he himself can't, unless controlled); planned ahead. Now it's too late. R.I.P.
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>>85595794
If Disney makes this happen, and it's good, I'd be happy.
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>>85595020
>Praetorian
They really couldn't even come up with their own name?
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>>85595827
Real Spoilers 2: Electric Boogaloo aka Rey's Story

>Rey wasn't abandoned by her family on Jakku. She was hidden there, just like the Millennium Falcon. She was hidden in this place because Luke and her family feared that Snoke would discover her tremendous powers.

>Rey the reincarnation of a girl who was part of a brother / sister team that existed many centuries ago. Their parents were ancient explorers. One day they land on a mysterious island near the base of a massive tree. the parents notice that the children are physically effected by the tree itself. The boy receives heightened senses and agility, the girl gains insight and spiritual insight. They both display the powers of telekinesis.

>As the pair grows the girl learns the mysteries of the Force. She goes on to be the founder of the Jedi order and she begins to teach her powers to others. The boy eventually grows jealous of his sister's unique powers. He strikes her down and flees off into the galaxy.

>The girl promised that one day she would return and that the Jedi should find her and train her. This is the origin of the chosen one story from the prequel trilogy. This connects with Anakin's story.

>Rey is the reincarnation of the founder of the Jedi order. This is why she is so confused by her new powers. She even says she doesn't know where they come from two different times in TFA. This is a set up for the reveal of her true origin in Ep8.

More...
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>>85595856
Real Spoilers 3: Anakin's Story Re-written

>Anakin is not born of the force, as his mother implies in Episode 1. We know this already because Palpatine tells Anakin his true origin during the opera scene in Episode 3.

>Anakin is a Frankenstein type creature created by Palpatine and his Master, the one who "could influence the midichlorians to create life itself." In the old cannon this person was Darth Plageius, but the new cannon will change this. (Ideally this person should be Snoke, but it's not.)

>Anakin is manipulated into destroying the Jedi order. He is being completely controlled by Palpatine. None of his actions are his own. Anakin destroys the Jedi order and begins the process of bringing balance to the Force. The old Jedi vs Sith battle is what was creating the imbalance.

>This revolves a major problem with George's writing in the OT/PT. A child killer is no longer the chosen one. Instead he's now a tragic victim of a greater evil.

Disney's plan has always been to redeem the prequel trilogy. They're not going to pretend it didn't happen. They paid billions for the Star Wars catalog and the vast majority is set in the prequel error. So instead the plan on lifting the prequels up through various means.

The "prequel redemption" process began in Ep7, with 10 different references to the prequel era. Some sutble, some direct. Disney upped the ante with Rogue One, which features Bail Organa, a significant and highly visible character from the prequels. Disney also carried the plan over to TV, where prequel characters were being given high profile major roles on the Star Wars Rebels TV show, as well as the upcoming Star Wars: Forces of Destiny animated series.

The new story of Anakin will be fleshed out in new Disney approved EU materials. However this new, retconned Anakin story plays directly into Rey's story in Ep8 and beyond, and it will be touched upon in Ep8 and Ep9.
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>>85595752
Clearly, why not use an interesting aspect from TFA. Let's drop it and forget it ever existed.
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>>85595759
Why would you want them to ruin revan you fucking faggot
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>>85595869
Real Spoilers 4: Finn's Story Arc

>Possibly the simplest story arc in the film. Finn once again provides most of the comic relief, only this time he's joined by a female star ship mechanic.

>Although there is no central romance theme in Last Jedi for Rey (Rian Johnson is on the record about this) the romantic tension between Finn and his female companion is a big part of the next movie.

>In the opening of the movie Finn is seen recuperating in a medical stasis pod, very similar to Luke Skywalker in the Bacta Tank in ESB.

>Finn and his traveling companion are involved in a high speed chase on a planetoid that's one giant Casino. It's not like a normal planet sized "casino earth." It's more like a tiny artificial moon. A mini, luxury resort planet. It's a place of incredible wealth and luxury.

>This is where our heroes discover the identity of Snoke.
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>>85595827
But Luke already used the dark side in the original trilogy, he used force choke.
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>>85595873
It's bizarre thinking. I don't know why they would do that other than maybe the red guards tested better with kids.
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>>85595824
>Obi Wan trilogy
Kill yourself retard, one would be more than enough.
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>>85595883
Real Spoilers 5: Snoke: A Tale of Two Snokes

>Snoke A "True Snoke" is the spirit of the long dead brother of founder of the Jedi order. He has been kept alive all these years by the dark side of the force.

>Snoke B: The Body of Snoke, was once a member of the New Republic, and was friends with Leia and Han Solo during his time in government.

>Snoke B was a wealthy man who loved opulence. He was once very handsome, but was wounded during a terrorist bombing (Already occurred in the SW EU novels.) This left him seriously wounded, and he withdrew into the dark side of the force, where Snoke A, the ancient spirit, started to control his life.

>This is similar to how the spirit of Darth Vader began to control Anakin Skywalker. George Lucas always said that when Darth Vader was born, Anakin Skywalker died. This is why we now see Young Anakin's force ghost at the end of ROTJ. George retconned his own saga to try and redeem Anakin. The true Anakin's spirit became trapped when the spirit of Darth Vader came upon him. It was like possession. Only by defeating Darth Vader was Anakin freed.

>Snoke on the other hand is a parasitic entity that only partners with other evil creatures.

>Snoke is seven feet tall, has long finers and puppet hands, wears a gold robe, genie slippers that curl up at the end, and a giant jeweled ring the size of a ring pop candy. The ring holds a large kyber crystal.
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>>85595827
>and then later in the film he dies.

Hacks.
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>>85592112
If Force is female, then I am blank Culexus from the Warhammer 40k.
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>>85595740

as i said imma addicted so skipped laundry. haven't eaten in days. not exactly sure how many days. now i remember why i need to do laundry. i need clean clothes to do grocery. oh well.
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>>85595833
Its disney wars, what did you expect?
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>>85595911
Real Spoiler 6: The Fate of Kylo Ren

>Kylo was not solely responsible for the destruction of Luke's first new Jedi order. There were others involved. We learn that just like Anakin, Kylo was manipulated into this deed.

>Kylo suffers from massive insecurity regarding his grandfather. Fearing he will never be as powerful as Vader. His eventual fate will see him team up with Rey to destroy Snoke. However in doing so he will sacrifice his own life to save Rey and to defeat Snoke. In that final tragic moment he finally realizes what it really means to be as powerful as Darth Vader.

>Kylo also captures Rey at the end of Ep8, similar to the capture of Han Solo by Boba Fett. He takes her to Snoke's lair. Together they fight the Praetorian Guards. Kylo is injured and Rey is eventually defeated and winds up falling into a trash compactor.
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>>85591796
Count Dooku didn't have yellow eyes either (although thats becuase he was actually a double agent the entire time and was a Jedi pretending to be a sith so he could both kill Palpatine and avenge Qui Gon and reform the Jedi Order to not be a bunch of faggots)
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>>85595911
So basically, the whole trilogy is, a sister gets powers, her brother gets jealous (of her feminism powers), kills her, and then years later she reincarnates, and now she fights her brother again.

I knew Disney would fuck this up.
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>>85594980
Fuck off tourist
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>>85595959

not all who work for the sith are sith. dooku was just an underling, you imbecile.
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>>85595952
Real Spoilers 7: The ESB Similarities

>Finn is seen recovering in a medical pod in the opening of the film, almost exactly how Luke is shown in the Bacta Pod in ESB

>There is a long battle that involves AT-AT and small ships. The soil of this planet is is bright red and dusty. The smaller ships drag their tow hitch through the red soil and kick up a massive dust storm. This gives the smaller ships the advantage and helps them defeat the AT-AT squadron

>The Casino Planetoid is shares a similar vibe to Cloud City, and it's basically the CC of this movie.

>Luke was trained by an old Jedi living in a hollowed out tree. Rey is trained by an old Jedi living in a hollowed out tree.

>Rey is kidnapped at the end just like Han was taken at the end of ESB.

>There is a long "escape scene" featuring Rey and Chewie piloting the Millennium Falcon.

>Captain Phasma plays the Boba Fett role in this movie.

>Tie-Bombers featured heavily in ESB. A new style of bomber appears in this film

>There is an attack on a Resistance base early in the film that is eerily similar to the attack on the Rebel base on Hoth during ESB

>Levitating rocks play a big role in both ESB and The Last Jedi. Yoda and Luke do it in ESB, Rey and Luke also levitate rocks in TFA. Only this time Luke is actually seen standing on a large, hovering rock the size of a small car.

>There is a scene where Rey levitates Luke's X-Wing fighter out of the ocean.

>Rey's parentage will be a major issue, and there will be a moment when her lineage is revealed.


Update:

Now there's also a trash compactor scene and ROTJ style royal guards.
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>>85595952
>and winds up falling into a trash compactor.
Oh for fuck's sake.
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>>85595919
>i need clean clothes to do grocery

Why? Grocery stories won't reject you if your shirt is dirty.
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>>85596040
I'm not kidding. In the Lego set the trash compactor is a promoted feature.
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>>85596014

how? i've been trying. but. i. just. can't. ;_;
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>>85596040
[Insert laugh track when she falls in] Never change, Disney.
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>>85596025
He was a sith redditfag
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>>85596026
It sounds kinokino. What's original in the movie? Prequel references?
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Funny thing about this sister x brother thing is that a "leaked" plot for TFA (before we knew anything) had Lupita as an evil sith and Boyega as her jedi brother. They were just normal jedi and sith, though.

I now wonder if Disney was cooking this pathetic plot and someone just was aware of the vague idea, and assumed things..
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>>85596063
I guess when your father is a poof and your mother is a dirty whore you'll take what you can get.
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>>85596075
>slide whistle plays
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>>85596026
>Tie-Bombers featured heavily in ESB. A new style of bomber appears in this film

They're heavily merchandised too.
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>>85596093
I hope you get cancer
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>>85596147
looks a bit shit desu
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>>85596147
But not as cool as Kylo Ren's bad ass Tie-Silencer.

It's a combination of three ship styles. The Tie Ineterceptor, the Droid Fighter and Darth Vader's Tie Advance.
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>>85596054

don't want to go out into grocery in dirty smelly clothes. i also really really need to take a bath. and feed the cat. i think i can feed him tomorrow he's sleeping now don't want to wake him up. he must really be tired. he's been sleeping all day haven't moved at all.
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>>85596163
Yeah, it's definitely the coolest ship in the movie.
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>>85592726
>Try and guess which one.

The one that takes our Kylo.
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>>85596081

he was not, idiot.
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>>85596055
Pics
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>>85596135

but you are not my mother, you dirty whore.
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>>85596157
Oh look! A prequel hater!
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which place is discussing these leaks?
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>>85596209
No pics, only descriptions. There's even an action figure playset that was just leaked today that features the trash compactor.

>The “Mega” Playset:
• 2-in-1 Feature – converts from BB-8 to First Order star destroyer (interior)
• “Force Link” compatible
• Includes Throne / Trash Compactor / Garrison Corridor
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>>85596251
They're a combination of good leaks from reliable sources both on the interwebs and on the youtubes.

I've noticed that Mike Zeroh seems to be mentioning stuff he clearly heard here. So I'm thinking that he's a lurker.
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>>85596232
>>85596232
What are you talking about? I was at the opening for all of them.
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At this point I'm surprised nobody mentioned that Captain Phasma has her helmet off for a big part of the movie.
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>>85596291
interwebs and on the youtubes.
Kill yourself faggot
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>>85596319
You're welcome.
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>>85596303
Oh god she does? I was hoping she'd keep it on to spare us from her ugly mug.
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If the leaks are true im fucking done with this shit. The mouse was a mistake. George at least didnt just remake his old movies and instead did something new.
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>>85596026
The glib facsimile strikes back
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>>85593707
What do you mean 'doing nothing'. She has directly caused the death of all of her subordinates and comrades, because she was too weak and self-absorbed to shut the fuck up.
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>>85596333
>Oh god she does?
Yep. They're already setting up the public for it. These weren't just publicity photos.
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>>85592818
>>85593246
A high hairline is a white feature, you dumb niggers
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There's also a big controversy about Snoke.

Snoke doesn't have red sith eyes. His eyes are blue. Some people are bothered by that saying how can he be a formidable dark side user?
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>>85596378
Does Hux die? I hope not. At least he's campy fun, to expose the joke SW is.
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>>85596184
>>85596147
>what if we ruined the b-wing?
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>>85596415
>Does Hux die?
No and supposedly he has some action scenes where he uses his blaster.
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>>85596412
Well Sith can hide their appearance. Palpatine didn't walk around with red eyes when he was around the Jedi
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>>85596447
yeah but snoke doesn't need to hide his identity.

Also he was supposed to be handsome before something happened to him and turned him into this form. Another Palpatine connection.
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>>85596444
Has Leia's role leaked yet?
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>>85596026
>its like star wars except now all of the characters you liked are dead or gender swapped into vapid whores

when will they learn
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>>85590325
Disney has Guitar Hero'd Star Wars.
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>>85596509
There isn't much known about her story except for the fact that she disappears well before the end of the movie.
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>>85595502
Oh, yes my friend. I have been quite assblasted after they scrapped the EU, but I thought, fuck it, Didney won't go back, might as well give them chance to make something better.

I gave up after five books. Just a couple of hints - Tarkin is merciless planet killer because he went hunting with his uncle when he was small, Luke first consciously used Force to move a noodle in a canteen soup and female characters are so fucking bad that one of them see a Vader/Shiv walking holocaust and still wants to go toe to toe with them using her single shot blaster.
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I guess I'm going to blast this on repeat to make myself feel better

https://youtu.be/e6-eId8rgyc
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>>85595141
NO NO THIS CAN'T BE TRUE
FINN AND POE BELONG TOGETHER <3
STORMPILOT WILL BE CANON YOU HEAR ME
I want them to love each other
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>>85595141
I honestly have more hope for that character than any other. It's a character Rian Johnson got to build from the ground up so it won't have the stink of JJ Abrams.
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>>85595200
>Chubby asian chick and a black guy
This shit is gonna go well with precisely 0% of the audience.
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>>85596184

They NR/resistance, though.
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>>85596344
>If the leaks are true im fucking done with this shit
Were the last two pieces of shit not enough to ruin it for you?
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>>85596412

>Blue eyed white devil
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>>85596756
if you think she will be anything else than insufferable, entitled, condescending smartass, then you weren't paying attention in past five years.
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>>85593602
So they basically merged Plagueis and this guy?
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>>85596767
Untrue, I find it hilarious. Will probably laugh at the romance scenes.
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>>85595097
Why? Boys and girls are different.
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>>85597026
>A cantina alien sith lord
Good grief.
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If what the spoiler anon is saying is true I am out
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>>85597042
Yeah I agree, I have no idea what he's talking about.

A book that appeals to teenage girls won't appeal to teenage boys at all.
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>>85590325
do kids even buy toys anymore or do they just play with phone games now?
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>>85597098
The toy market is still strong, like ox.
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>>85597098
their parents buy them for them
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>>85595526
God is real
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>>85597114
Daily reminder that if you're a grown ass man collecting star wars toys, you're part of the problem
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>>85596026
>There is a scene where Rey levitates Luke's X-Wing fighter out of the ocean.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWUYx4eBtuP/?taken-by=newsfromjakku

Well shit I guess this further corroborates this leak
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>>85597159
But Anon, I love Star Wars toys.
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>>85597213
sudoku you self
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>>85595827
how does Luke die?
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>>85597248
No that stuff is cool.
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>>85597159
I've never bought a toy in my life.
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>>85597250
No one knows yet. He supposedly had a big scene where he fights using the force.

Apparently that's what this picture is about. >>85589795 His force powered fight scene.
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>>85597253
no this stuff is cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk6OFTfhMMo
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>>85597250
off screen
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There was no Han and Luke reunion in TFA. Now I'm starting to think there won't be a Luke and Leia reunion in TLJ.
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>>85597278
Luke better not die off screen..
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>>85597334
Of course not, that would take up screentime needed for our new, superior characters
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>>85597277
am i crazy or can i see nipples?
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New pic reveals Kylo Ren could actually be the magic sloth, not Anakin.
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If Luke dies he better not go out like a bitch or die to Kylo Ren
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>>85595869
>The force is trying to balance itself out by going through cycles of Jedi and Sith
I guess Kreia was right all along then.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye6GCY_vqYk

D23 Behind the scenes footage. Right at the end Carrie Fisher says the movie is about family. Well there's no scene between her and Luke, so what family is she talking about?

Luke and Rey? Rey and Kylo?
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>>85597832
And what if it was Kylo who ditched Rey on the planet and not her parents?
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>>85595298
You nappa, you get slappa.
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>>85597832
It's Disney bullshit, all these "behind the scene interviews" look staged as fuck, it's just a commercial and they had lines. The cast as full of shit. Rewatch the interviews before TFA and they were saying the same kind of crap, only Mark Hamill would let slip some hints that the film sucked big time.
Have you noticed that the cast was at D23, but the footage is edited. The original footage is censored by Disney.
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>>85595952
>Kylo Ren dies

A fucking waste.
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>>85593602

So, Gold Member behind the scenes?

That's actually not all that bad.
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>>85596204
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dooku

First fucking sentence.
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>>85594084
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
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>>85596274
>>85596274
I looked at the all star wars sets and there is no traah compactor feature. Are there pics of this big playset? I want to see it.
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>>85598607
Yakface.com


Upon doing some investigating on a publicly accessible site, I managed to find newly published details for a possible Hasbro 3.75″ Force Link compatible Playset for The Last Jedi. Click on through for some of the details.


The “Mega” Playset:
• 2-in-1 Feature – converts from BB-8 to First Order star destroyer (interior)
• “Force Link” compatible
• Includes Throne/Trash Compactor (really?)/Garrison Corridor

The Pack-Ins:
• Snoke figure (Force Link compatible)
• Praetorian Guard figure (Force Link compatible)
• Force Link bracelet/gauntletgauntlet

The leaks are true.
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