>I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that’s

>YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
God I don't think even /b/ tards can compete with this..

>tfw it's real

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>>85585651
King is a /b/ tard

>>85585601
>>I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that’s all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage ... and get the oven hot ... and feel your CUNT ... your plump CUNT ... and when it was plump enough to eat ... to eat ... EAT...

What did he mean by this?

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>>85585601
>YUM-YUM Bevvie
>YUMMY IN MY TUMMY

is that real?

>>85586779
Yeah the book is crazy. I think that was IT talking to her as her abusive father.

Will that be in the movie?

>>85585601
wtf IT's supposed to be a jolly alluring clown. Stephen King misses the point entirely.

>>85587498
you're alluring

>>85585601
http://www.grey2u.com/it-stephen-king?page=0%252525252C515,294

“Won’t do you any good to run, Bevvie,” her father

(my fadder)

told her, laughing. “We’ve waited a long time for this. This is going to be fun. This is going to be YUMMY in our TUMMIES.”

She looked back again and now her dead father was not wearing the witch’s black dress but the clown suit with the big orange buttons. There was a 1958-style coonskin cap, the kind popularized by Fess Parker in the Disney movie about Davy Crockett, perched on its head. In one hand it held a bunch of balloons. In the other it held the leg of a child like a chicken drumstick. Written on each balloon was the legend IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE.

“Tell your friends I am the last of a dying race,” it said, grinning its sunken grin as it staggered and lurched down the porch steps after her. “The only survivor of a dying planet. I have come to rob all the women ... rape all the men ... and learn to do the Peppermint Twist!”

It began to do a mad shuck-and-jive, balloons in one hand, severed, bleeding leg in the other.

>>85587483
I doubt it. There's plenty of stuff that will be left out for obvious reasons. The underage train on Bev. The one underage bully sucking off the other underage bully. Etc.

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>>85585601
>YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY

>>85587542
>I have come to rob all the women ... rape all the men

Isn't that a bit backwards?

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>>85587671
no

>>85587671
men can be raped too shitlord

>>85587844
>no sex scene
>no turtle
>no spider

absolutely
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>85587900
MRAs back to >>>/reddit/

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>>85587844
>not show Pennywise as a giant spider like it did in the 1990 miniseries
>Instead, much like the original novel

hmm

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>>85587844
There's already lots of turtle easter eggs. Like the wallpaper behind Bill in the latest trailer. His lego set. The things in the rainy street Georgie is running past.

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>>85587844
ikr?

no maturin, no buy

>>85585601
I thought this was pasta. King is really fucked up.

>>85587542
>The only survivor of a dying planet. I have come to rob all the women ... rape all the men ... and learn to do the Peppermint Twist!”

Kek

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>>85587542
>“Tell your friends I am the last of a dying race,” it said, grinning its sunken grin as it staggered and lurched down the porch steps after her. “The only survivor of a dying planet. I have come to rob all the women ... rape all the men ... and learn to do the Peppermint Twist!”

>It began to do a mad shuck-and-jive, balloons in one hand, severed, bleeding leg in the other.

I hope to fuck that will be in the next movie

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>>85587542
>and learn to do the Peppermint Twist!
>IT began to do a mad shuck and jive

Holy fucking kek

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>>85587542
>In the other it held the leg of a child like a chicken drumstick.
>It began to do a mad shuck-and-jive, balloons in one hand, severed, bleeding leg in the other.

>>85587914
>no sex scene
Don't even try to pretend you know why they wouldn't film that scene.

Vincent “Boogers” Taliendo had filled him in on the rest one day at school. What you did when you fucked, according to Boogers, was you rubbed your cock against a girl’s stomach until it got hard (your cock, not the girl’s stomach). Then you rubbed some more until you started to “get the feeling.” When Eddie asked what that meant, Boogers had only shaken his head in a mysterious way. Boogers said that you couldn’t describe it, but you’d know it as soon as you got it. He said you could practice by lying in the bathtub and rubbing your cock with Ivory soap (Eddie had tried this, but the only feeling he got was the need to urinate after awhile). Anyway, Boogers went on, after you “got the feeling,” this stuff came out of your penis. Most kids called it come, Boogers said, but his big brother had told him that the really scientific word for it was jizzum. And when you “got the feeling,” you had to grab your cock and aim it real fast so you could shoot the jizzum into the girl’s bellybutton as soon as it came out. It went down into her stomach and made a baby there.

Do girls like that? Eddie had asked Boogers Taliendo. He himself was sort of appalled.

I guess they must, Boogers had replied, looking mystified himself.

>>85587650
Sean got old

>>85588511
The idea of getting sex ed from someone called "Boogers" is fucking hilarious.

also
>rub your cock against a girls stomach until it got hard.(Your cock, not the girls stomach)
made me kek hardcore when I first read that.

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>>85587638
>Henry stared at Patrick’s hand as if hypnotized. His lighter lay on the rocky scree beside him, reflecting hot afternoon sun. “Want me to put it in my mouth?” Patrick asked. His big, livery lips smiled complacently. “Huh?” Henry asked, as if startled from some deep dream. “I’ll put it in my mouth if you want. I don’t m—” Henry’s hand flashed out, half-curled, not quite a fist. Patrick was knocked sprawling
What the fuck is this. Kubrick would have been perfect for this fucking shit

"“How bout a blowjob, Eddie?” the apparition croaked, grinning with its remains of a mouth. It lilted, “Bobby does it for a dime, he will do it anytime, fifteen cents for overtime.” It winked. “That’s me, Eddie—Bob Gray. And now that we’ve been properly introduced ...” One of its hands splatted against Eddie’s right shoulder. Eddie screamed thinly."

the book is absolutely hilarious, i highly recommend.

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>>85587671

no

>>85588652
What about the bullies flaming farts?

>>85585601
This reads like several shitposts I've seen on here.

Who /Belch/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohiMfENoqlo

>>85585601
This reads like those elongated BRAAAAAAAPposts

Does Stephen King come on this board and write some of those Brapcopypastas?

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Why is Stephen King so based?

>>85588850
No it doesn't. God you're insufferable.

>>85588425
Every time I see a back-patting post on Facebook about how everyones proud the movie was made or how excited they are to see it, I'm always tempted to post "So, how awkward was it to film the preteen sewer orgy?" just to see the reaction. And to read the people that actually DEFEND the scene in the book despite the fact it makes no god damn sense.

>>85588850

>brappypasta

>>85588713
Fuck, Dafoe would have made a good Pennywise.

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>>85588867
>Stephen King when asked about where his inspiration came from

>>85588879
The scene makes sense on first reading. It's been explained to idiots like you a 100, maybe 1000 times. You still keep your head in the sand. You're an idiot.

>>85588932

Develop your hypothesis

>>85588850
I do,” Patrick said. “I’ll tell you when. Get ready! . . . Get ready, it’s coming! Get . . . now!”

Henry flicked the lighter. At the same moment there was the unmistakable ripping sound of a really good fart. There was no mistaking that sound; Beverly had heard it enough in her own house, usually on Saturday night, after the beans and franks. A regular bear for his beans was her father. As Patrick blew off and Henry flicked the lighter, she saw something that made her jaw drop. A bright blue jet of flame appeared to roar directly out of Patrick’s bum. To Bev it looked like the pilot-light on a gas-burner.


“Holy shit, that hurts!” Victor roared.

“Twelve feet!” Henry bellowed. “I swear to God, Vic, twelve fuckin feet! I swear it on my mother’s name!”

“I don’t care if it was twenty fuckin feet, you burned my ass off!”

>>85588932
You know what, you're right.

It does make sense.

Stephen King, world-renowned author, wanted to write a scene so disturbing, so vile, just to see if he could get away with it. And he did, on both fronts.

A little girl gets fucked in a filthy sewer by a group of her male friends....so they can find their way back home. So they won't get lost.

MAKES
PERFECT
FUCKING
SENSE

>expecting any of the turtle god
>any sex
>anything involving graphic self masturbation
>in a cash grab movie meant to get a hold of the idiots who can't wait for the mindless halloween scaryyyyy movies

Stephen King's novels are fucking batshit retarded but expecting most of the stuff he writes to end up in his adaptations is even dumber.

>>85588879
it doesn't make sense in isolation but with context it's meant to illustrate a loss of innocence and the transition to adulthood. still, it's a bit ridiculous. i forget if king was still doing cocaine at the time.

>>85588686
So Pennywise was a fag?

>>85588949
I've explained it to you multiple times these past two years. No matter how many times you're told you still go "NUH UH!" It's fucking annoying. Please kill yourself.

>>85589168
Well pennywise was female.

>>85587844
Is there at least going to be It's giant crow form?

I hate when directors dumb things down for normies.

>>85589168
No because immediately after he wanted to eat Bev's yummy yummy cunny

And also he's trying to scared kids. If a leper came at you asking to suck your 11 year dick would you not be scared as fuck?

>>85589247
You mean Rodan?

>>85589171

I'm new on /tv/ but I participated in the meme wars last year. Please explain it again.

>>85588932
using sex as the means of transcending beyond childhood is just a shallow excuse he wanted to justify writing about boys running a train on one girl.

>>85589247
probably no black spot scene at all

>>85589273
Nah, like a 10-foot tall crow.

>>85587844
>a giant spider, as he (infamously) did in the adaptation
You mean the adaptation that basically followed the fucking book, right?

>Instead, much like the original novel
This fucking nigger is expecting nobody read the fucking book.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna be pushing the child orgy pages pretty hard on social media.

>>85589247
No. Mike will see the Black Spot and the budget can't afford a giant bird. If you wanna talk dumb the kids seeing movie monsters was fucking dumb and it's smarter having them see tragedies connected to Derry's history.

>>85589304
you're not wrong, guy is fucked up and was probably on coke at the time. Still, I'd prefer if it was in the movie anyway. And taking out maturin and the spider form is fucking stupid

Steven King should be put down both for his affronts to literature and to our sensibilities as human beings.

>>85589304
The weirdest part isn't the sex scene itself, but how he describes how every cock feels inside of Bevy from her own perspective.
Like
>He finished fast
>His cock was so big it kinda hurt

I guess it is one of the many parts he didn't remember writing because he was high/drunk.

>>85589349
>You mean the adaptation that basically followed the fucking book, right?

the 90s movie did not follow the book at all other than having a spider at the end

>>85589247
>>85589315
i think one of the trailers showed a reference to the black spot fire. but i doubt the giant crow will be in it. would take too long to explain.

>>85589371
The kids see a turtle in the movie. The turtle is references throughout the movie. You'll have to wait until the sequel to see cosmic shit. There wasn't even enough budget to film the smoke hole.

>>85589458
Both of them did, they had hands behind a burning door trying to get out, very clearly the Black Spot. Which I think it's a smart move replacing Mike's nightmare vision with the Black Spot instead of the Giant Claw.

>>85589413
Honestly instead of two movies they should have make a mini series like the did with 11.22.63 with 8 episodes and a halfway decent budget.
Granted there is nearly nothing supernatural which needs special effects in the story and it feature only a few main characters so the costs are much lower.

>>85589506
yeah, there's plenty to be streamlined from the novel.

>it's real

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>>85585601
>I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that’s all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage ... and get the oven hot ... and feel your CUNT ... your plump CUNT ... and when it was plump enough to eat ... to eat ... EAT...

>>85588652
>Implying Kubrick would cringe shit like that
Come on, he cutted a lot of the bullshit The Shining had

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>>85587542

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would've made a good Joker desu

>>85587966
It is described as a big spider in the book though

>shuck-and-jive
what the fuck is it with King and that fucking word. all I've read from him is the stand and the dark tower but I feel like I've seen this multiple times.

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>>85585601
The book was actually worse.

>>85589792
It's also described as being "the closest approximation the human mind was capable of creating" so it should look different.

>>85588878
>>85588932
are you seriously getting this upset over a Stephen king book?

>>85589860
>It's also described as being "the closest approximation the human mind was capable of creating" so it should look different.

That's why it looks like a drider

>>85589413
I thought it followed the books reasonably well in terms of the main plot

A lot was trimmed for time, but the core is still there

>not a single pic of the qt

>>85589797
What's wrong anon? Don't you enjoy a good shuck-and-jive every now and again?

>>85589860
Yes, but ultimately what King described was a big spider

He should have been more vague with It

>>85589991
you have shit taste even for a pedo

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>>85589908
You're the one crooning and moaning about a scene in the book.

>>85589628
Pretty great audiobook reading actually
I really only knew him from Wings when I heard it though so it was weird adjusting to that

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>>85589991
You mean the red minge right? The actress has already been fucked while you're still a virgin.

>Eddie comes to her first, because he is the most frightened. He comes to her not as her friend of that summer, or as her brief lover now, but the way he would have come to his mother only three or four years ago, to be comforted; he doesn’t draw back from her smooth nakedness and at first she doubts if he even feels it. He is trembling, and although she holds him in the darkness is so perfect that even this close she cannot see him; except for the rough cast he might as well be a phantom.

>“What do you want?” he asks her.

>“You have to put your thing in me,” she says.

>He tries to pull back but she holds him [using force] and he subsides against her. She has heard someone — Ben, she thinks — draw in his breath.

>“Bevvie, I can’t do that. I don’t know how –“

>“I think it’s easy. But you’ll have to get undressed.” She thinks about the intricacies of managing cast and shirt, first somehow separating and then rejoining them, and amends, “Your pants, anyway.”

>“No, I can’t!” [“No” means “no”.] But she thinks part of him can, and wants to, because his trembling has stopped and she feels something small and hard which presses against the right side of her belly. [Classic rationalizations, according to the standard dogma: rapists justify themselves this way when victims are betrayed by their bodies. Eddie’s body is saying yes, but his mind is saying no.]

>>85589982

>no black spot
>no kitchener
>no turtle
>no fire hole
>no Patrick
>no Dorsey and Eddie Corcoran
>no Tom
>completely screw up the way that Vic and Belch die
>adult Henry is a 60+ year old rather than a 40 year old
>no crawling eye
>no 1930's gang gunfight
>no CHUD

That's off the top of my head. It's shit desu.

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Lover?

>>85590129
I'm an old dirty man anon. I got more pussy in my 20's then you'll get your whole life.

>>85590180
>A whole bunch of minor backstory stuff that is ultimately inconsequential to the main story

I accept your apology.

>“You can,” she says, and pulls him down. The surface beneath her bare back and legs is firm, clayey, dry. The distant thunder of the water is drowsy, soothing. She reaches for him. There is a moment when her father intervenes, harsh and forbidding, and then she closes her arms around Eddie’s neck, her smooth cheek against his smooth cheek, and as he tentatively touches her small breasts she sighs and thinks for the first time, This is Eddie, and she remembers a day in July — could it only have been last month? — when no one else turned up in the Barrens but Eddie, and he had a whole bunch of little Lulu comic books and they read together for most of the afternoon, Little Lulu looking for beebleberries and getting in all sorts of crazy situations. It had been fun.

>She thinks of birds; in particular of the grackles and starlings and crows that come back in the spring, and her hands go to his belt and loosen it, and he says again that he can’t do that; she tells him that he can [again overriding his protests], she knows he can, and what she feels is not shame or fear now but a kind of triumph.

>“Where?” he says, and that hard thing pushes urgently against her inner thigh.

>“Here,” she says.

>“Bevvie, I’ll fall on you!” he says, and she hears his breath start to whistle painfully.

>“I think that’s sort of the idea,” she tells him and holds him gently and guides him. He pushes forward too fast and there is pain.

>>85590180
Don't forget that Pennywise never tried to kill the kids. Goosebumps is more edgy than that shitty IT miniseries.

>>85590205
>CHUD is backstory

>>85590205

>CHUD
>minor
>not the single most important event that allows them to defeat IT rather than punching a shitty spider model to death

Still shit desu

>>85590219

>They all cum on her tummy because Boogers horribly misled them.

>>85590197
>he didn't crush two dozen gashes in high school
Literal faggot. I had the clap before I started college. :)

>Ssssss! — she draws her breath in, her teeth biting at her lower lip and thinks of all the birds again, the spring birds, lining the roofpeaks of houses, taking wing all at once under low March clouds.

>“Beverly?” he says uncertainly. “Are you okay?”

>“Go slower,” she says. “It’ll be easier for you to breathe.” He does move more slowly, and after a while his breathing speeds up but she understands this i not because there is anything wrong with him.

>The pain fades. Suddenly he moves more quickly, then stops, stiffens, and makes a sound — some sound. She senses that this is something for him, something extraordinarily, special, something like… like flying. She feels powerful: she feels a sense of triumph rise up strongly within her. Is this what her father was afraid of? Well he might be! There was power in this act, all right, a chain-breaking power that was blood-deep. She feels no physical pleasure, but there is a kind of mental ecstasy in it for her. She senses the closeness. He puts his face against her neck and she holds him. He is crying. She holds him. And feels the part of him that made a connection between them begin to fade. It is not leaving her exactly; it is simply fading, becoming less.

>>85590197
>in my 20's
late bloomer, huh?

>When his weight shifts away she sits up and touches his face in the darkness.

>“Did you?”

>“Did I what?”

>“Whatever it is. I don’t know, exactly.”

>He shakes his head — she feels it with her hand against his cheek.

>“I don’t think it was exactly like… you know, like the big boys say. But it was… it was really something.” He speaks low, so the others can’t hear. “I love you, Bevvie.”

>Her consciousness breaks down a little there. She’s quite sure there’s more talk some whispered, some loud, and can’t remember what is said. It doesn’t matter. Does she have to talk each of them into it all over again? Yes, probably. But it doesn’t matter. They have to be talked into it, this essential human link between the world and the infinite, the only place where the bloodstream touches eternity. It doesn’t matter. What matters is love and desire. Here in this dark is as good a place as any. Better than some, maybe.

Daily reminder that writing child porn stories is apparently perfectly ok if you are rich, jewish, or have friends in hollywood

>>85590182
>Cast going from "Loser" to "Lover" with Bev right behind.

That was done purposely to get you fuckers all riled up for a scene that won't be in the movie.
They are trolling you.

>>85590368
desu lad i was absolutely shocked that king isn't jewish. when i started reading some of his shit, i was like "this guy is 100% a jew". i still have a hard time he isn't.

>>85590489
>hard time *believing

>>85590291
kek.
That should have been the scene:
>Eddie goes first and starts grinding his shit all over Bevs stomach until he tries to cram his dick in her belly button, while all the other losers look at him likes retarded.
>Meanwhile Pennywise himself is in the backround shaking his head disappointingly.

>tfw rehashed trash It gets a shit ton of attention , money and talent thrown at it
>tfw Dark Tower is going to be a 90 minute shitty cash grab that King's endorsed as the official retcon

Fuck the cokehead for selling out his magnum opus.

>>85590541
>I can't even murder these retards
>it would be a bigger punishment to the human race to let them breed

>>85590538
>>85590489
He probably is. At the very least he's very supportive of everything they do.

>>85590578
How can a sequel be a retcon?

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If you seriously expect they'll show the rape scene, even allusions to it, in this day and age with child actors, i've got bad news for you

dan the man with the plan shneider isn't directing this

>>85590162
KEK.

>>85590608
Due to the nature of the multiverse loop, and what King's implied, the sequel overrides the original just like a retcon because it's supposed to be the actual end.

Not even mad about Elba being Roland, he's the exact right demenor. I hate how it's going to be a forgettable sci-fi Western shoot-em-up.

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>>85587542
>It began to do a mad shuck-and-jive

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>>85590678
>Due to the nature of the multiverse loop, and what King's implied, the sequel overrides the original just like a retcon because it's supposed to be the actual end.

TRASH
>“I was never too crazy about the mythology, but it is mentioned, and the turtle appears, as a Lego. It’s a Lego turtle. It’s a presence that’s there in the key moments of the story. Especially when— there’s a moment where they’re all together— well, you’ll see in the movie. I won’t spoil you.”
Fuck this hack. The great cosmilogical shit is great.

>"IMMA GONNA USE THESE SHARP YELLOW TEETH TO SHRED THAT LITTLE BALD CUNT OF YOURS LIKE A FUCKING BABY LAMB BEING THROWN INTO AN INDUSTRIAL MEAT GRINDER WHILE YOUR FUCKIN EYES ROLL IN YOUR HEAD LIKE A SLOT MACHINE YA COCKSUCKING FUCKING WHORE BEFOE I CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND FUCK YOUR ESOPHUGUS AND BLAST MY LOAD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BEFORE RUNNING A HOT STREAM OF FUCKING PISS AND TURNING YOUR HEAD INTO A FUCKING WATER FOUNTAIN, YOU GET ME YOU BITCH, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, CUNT!!!"

Jesus, King gave Sam Raimi a run for his money!!!FACT!!!

>>85590632

>The sex scene is now a foot scene.

>>85590632
What rape scene? Nobody gets raped in IT. Beverly's dad doesn't even her to actually touch her pretty pretty pretty pussy.

>>85589168
nope, it's because eddie is a closet homosexual in the novel. every encounter he has with Pennywise, Pennywise attacks his sexuality. he knows.

>>85590796
pusy*

>>85590678
They close the loop in the movie? Dang.
I liked the books but I don't think I care much what a dumb movie with Elba as Roland does.
I like Elba in most of his stuff but I still think he's a retarded choice for Roland. Yes he's a gruff dude, but so are many actually fitting actors.

>>85590858
They do not, the movie is just the next cycle of the loop.

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>>85590678
>Not even mad about Elba being Roland, he's the exact right demenor
How is this gorilla "the exact right demeanor", merchant?

>>85590770
Trying too hard

>>85590033
The problem is that it's suppose to be some sort of Lovecraftian horror but King doesn't have much of an imagination and couldn't convey something nebulous yet horrifying without resorting to THE JON PETERS SPECIAL OF A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER!!!FACT!!!

>>85590893
wtf lmaooooo

>>85590893
>grizzled and rundown
>very stoic but can have surprising bursts of anger

>>85590853
based pusyposter

>>85587542
It's like I can have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other

>>85590912

SAD!

>>85585601
holy shit are the books worth reading?

>>85591053
It's a book, not books. And yes.

>>85591053

It's stabil and will make you jumpy if you read it at night. 90s movie is crap though.

>>85590876
I actually feel a little less mad about the movie if my headcanon can be that it's just one more loop with a black Roland and I already got the proper one with the bombardier's eyes.

>>85585601
>>85585651
>>85587542
>>85588177
>>85588182
>>85588652
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>>85590308

So coke makes write endlessly like a perverted 11 year old?

>No turtle
>no giant spider

Why is this significant? The turtle was barely in the 86 mini series and didnt really make much sense and the spider looked idiotic. Those two elements being changed will probably be for the better honestly

>>85591053
You tell me
>>85590162
>>85590219
>>85590308
>>85590368

>>85591100
It's confirmed to be a loop, when hyping the movie King tweeted a picture of the Horn of Eld with the words "This Time Around". This is why the story is a bit different.

>>85590893
bahahahahaha dude you made my day, so racist you can't even enjoy the stuff you like.
Put a smile on my face, you deserve it.

>>85591111
IT and the turtle are cosmic entities and now theyre treating it like some random guy in a clown suit that just likes scaring kids. how can you not understand

>>85591190
Oh so you've seen the movie already and know that they've completely changed everything about IT? Can you spoil anything else for us?

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>>85590182
POST THE UNCENSORED VERSION YOU FAGGOT!!!FACT!!!

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>>85591111
The turtle was never mentioned in the miniseries at all you fucking mongoloid

>>85591100
roland is doomed to loop forever because the crimson king existed in all the timelines.

>>85591190
>now theyre treating it like a guy in a clown suit.
How did you come to that conclusion?

>>85591267
Never mentioned but it briefly appeared in the sewer you stupid fuck, which is why it didnt make sense.

And 1990, not 86 my bad

>>85590400
>>85590182
orgy confirmed.

someone please post the seven page sex scene when they were in the sewers

>>85591421
no it didnt, what scene specifically?

>>85591421
But thats wrong. You're wrong. It never appears at all.

>>85591452
More like pedo teasing confirmed lol

>>85591652
The characters and actors are teens in the movie you retard

>>85585601

>This movie and the WTF rediscovery of the source material is going to make the original Kinoversary slipcased hardcover release that much more expensive

At least it will probably divert the shark pricers away from the other anniversary Kingsterpiece novel re-release, Pet Sematary.

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>>85585601
BRAVO STEPHEN

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>>85589274
>I'm new on /tv/ but I participated in the meme wars last year

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>>85591570

Thank God that King hasnt taken It and given it the Shining/Dr. Sleep treatment yet

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>thread goes dark shortly after anon posts the pages
i hate this board sometimes

>>85591840

I thought he would have a sequel released in 2013, which is 28 years after 1985 and coincides with ITs sleep cycle.

>>85587363
No it was her actual Dad, but IT influences people in the town, even when she's running through the street screaming all the neighbours just ignore her and go inside

>>85591987
go to fucking /lit/

>>85592034
It gets even more complicated when a little boy sees Bevs dad chasing her and has nightmares that a spider is crawling out of Alvins Marsh's clothes.
Which leads me to think its more than just influence, but not as far as possession.
I actually like the slight vagueness of how much the town isnt just It's dinner plate, its almost like and appendage.

>>85592225
>slight vagueness

The entire two literally collapses as soon as they kill IT. It's not very vague at all.

>>85592198
Did you even grasp what i said?
Im saying you're all jerking off to pedo book pages. You deserve a bullet in the throat

The part in the audiobook where Eddie Corcoran is trying to scream but can't disturbs me

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>>85592273
dawwww, someone needs his dick rubbed, come here anon....lets get those cranky pants off you

>>85587671
That's why it's good you stupid fuck.

Had written it the other way around, what would be original about that? You predictable philistine faggot

>>85592273
Nobody is jacking off to King writing about birds.

>>85592266
I guess, but Im talking more about the people of Derry specifically. I even argued about this the other day in one of these threads, whether It has actual control or just influence. And i will admit King threw any kind of subtlety out the window in the last 200 pages or so.

>>85592358
>implying

>>85592467
It's definitely just a strong influence. At the end of the day IT was still a physical being and couldn't infest or take over people. But it's super strong psychic powers definitely affected people in the way it wanted.

>>85592467

It can control the citizens at will. There are multiple instances in the book when people turn away/go inside while the losers were in trouble. IT also controls Bev's dad into chasing her while screaming the pedo language at her. IT also controls Tom once he gets into Derry.

>>85592640
All IT did was influence them, it brought out the latent feelings and personalities inside of them.

'What have you let them do to you?"

"Do? What-" She had no idea what he meant.

"Take your pants off."

Her confusion increased. Nothing he said seemed connected to anything else. Trying to follow him made her feel... seasick, almost.

"What... why...?"

His hand rose; she flinched back. "Take them off, Bevvie. I want to see if you are intact."

Now there was a new image, crazier than the rest: she saw herself pulling her jeans off, and one of her legs coming off with them. Her father belting her around the room as she tried to hop away from him on her one good leg, Daddy shouting: I knew you wasn't intact! I knew it! I knew it!

"Daddy, I don't know what-"

His hand came down, not slapping this time but clutching. It bit into her shoulder with furious strength. She screamed. He pulled her up, and for the first time looked directly into her eyes. She screamed again at what she saw there. It was... nothing. Her father was gone. And Beverly suddenly understood that she was alone in the apartment with It, alone with It on this dozey August morning. There was not the thick sense of power and untinctured evil she had felt in the house on Neibolt Street a week and a half ago-It had been diluted somehow by her father's essential humanity-but It was here, working through him.

He threw her aside. She struck the coffee table, tripped over it, and went sprawling on the floor with a cry. This is how it happens, she thought. I'll tell Bill so he understands. It's everywhere in Derry. It just... It just fills the hollow places, that's all.

She rolled over. Her father was walking toward her. She skidded away from him on the seat of her jeans, her hair in her eyes.

"I know you been down there," he said. "I was told. I didn't believe it. I didn't believe my Bevvie would be hanging around with a gang of boys. Then I seen you myself this morning. My Bevvie with a bunch of boys. Not even twelve and hanging around with a bunch of boys!"

>>85592664

Under your definition IT may have only influenced Bev's dad and Tom. But the random citizens who were controlled into ignoring the Losers while their lives were threatened had no latent feelings against the Losers. So it could influence as necessary or control as necessary.

What is Pennywise? I've never read the book or seen the movie. Is he just some clown with powers or some shit?

>>85592829
People have latent feelings to look away.

>>85592857
some kind of eldritch abomination that pretends to be a clown to lure kids

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>>85587542
>It began to do a mad shuck-and-jive

>>85592829
Most people have a tendency to not want to get involved in trouble. IT prayed on their complacency and cowardice to make them turn away.

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"Negroes have no taste," Richie said. "I think it even says so in the Bible."

"Yo mamma," Mike said, laughing harder than ever. When Richie asked, with honest bewilderment, what that meant, Mike sat down with a thump and rocked back and forth, howling and holding his stomach.

"You probably think I'm jealous," Richie said. "You probably think I want to be a Negro."

Now Ben also fell down, laughing wildly. His whole body rippled and quaked alarmingly. His eyes bulged. "No more, Richie," he managed. "I'm gonna shit my pants. I'm gonna d-d-die if you don't stub-stop-"

"I don't want to be a Negro," Richie said. "Who wants to wear pink pants and live in Boston and buy pizza by the slice? I want to be Jewish like Stan. I want to own a pawnshop and sell people switchblades and plastic dog-puke and used guitars."

>>85592857
It's basically an evil entity that feeds on humans' fear. His true form is an amorphous orange gas cloud thing with lights n' shit.

fucking a white male!!!!

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>someday someone will make a vr IT adaptation
>from Bevvie's perspective

>>85593061
They had a VR "IT Experience" at SDCC that was actually pretty freaky.

>>85592923
Not just that. The ones who were aware and afraid left, basically leaving It to it's own devices with a town full of sheep.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170729052859/https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/243140/interview-bill-skarsgard-becoming-pennywise-stephen-kings/

>>85593105
Right, they all had a thought in the back of their mind that if they got involved that IT would fuck them up. So they just leave IT alone and IT leaves them alone.

King likes the whole 'powerful psychic/magic corrupts a community' thing. He did it in iirc 'Wizard and Glass' in the Dark Tower series more overtly in a quick montage about the growing perversions of the town Susan was in.

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>>85593000
That's comfy. I wish I lived in the 50s.

>>85593001
>His true form is an amorphous orange gas cloud thing with lights n' shit.

That is older than the universe, lives outside of time, and arrived on earth millions of years ago and ate dinosaurs.

>>85593159
Corrupting societies is part of Randall Flaggs whole thing. So of course King makes him do it in every story that he is in. and if he isnt in the story, find another character to do it.

>>85591190
why is the turtle so pivotal to the penny's presence? why can't he be written to be his own thing?

>>85593244
I also like the parts where King writes narration from "It's" point of view.

It doesn't even know it's evil really, it's kinda like an animal just following its instincts to spook and eat humans. It was all like "durrr, I hate that turtle guy, I just wanna eat n' sleep."

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Original is cuter

>>85593338
>It doesn't even know it's evil really, it's kinda like an animal just following its instincts to spook and eat humans.

IT is so far above humans it doesn't consider itself evil for eating them. It's like finding a fly in your hot tub: you might let it drown, you might scoop it out. Either way, you don't give it more than a thought for a second or two.

>>85593244
It also still exists outside the universe in the deadlights. Its physical and deadlight presence are separate but 1.
They never really say what happens to the Deadlights It after Its form here is killed... Until now- COMING IN 2018, THE SEQUEL TO THE MASTER OF HORRORS LEGENDARY MAGNUM OPUS. STEPHEN KINGS "IT II".

>>85593421
Except flies aren't sentient beings.

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>>85587671
Sometime in the book a guy asks himself the same question and says:

>Isn't the other way around?

I think he got raped

>>85591840

I thought Dr. Sleep was alright

>>85593453
For all we know humans aren't "sentient" to extra dimensional beings that can enter and exit the universe at will.

>>85593493
You are literally the worst person I have ever encountered in my life.

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>>85593701

What didn't you like about it

>>85593876
Literally everything. What DID you like about it you retarded frogposter?

>>85590981
underrated post

>>85589382
Weirder still her favorite lad actually busts deep inside whilst the others aparently cannot yet.

>>85590129
Eh?

>>85593482
Huh, they dressed up that clown like Tim Curry's appearance. I might be remembering wrong, but the one on the right kind of looks like the clown mask from the Dark Knight.

>>85595301
No

>>85585601
yep, he was definitely high as fuck when he wrote this shit

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>>85587844
>let's remove all the things that the source material is renowned for!

>>85596035
Such as?

>>85591111

The turtle and spider make a huge amount of sense in the book, thats one of the reasons why the TV movie fell so flat at the end, the giant spider had no context.

>>85596469
The spider was the big bad guy. What else is there to get?

>>85596092

They do actually fight a spider creature in the book. While IT is a shapeshifter, it's base physical form is spider-like, based on it's true cosmic form of a spidery orange energy with millions of spiny legs. The losers destroy IT and it's eggs here while Bill distracts it's true form in it's own dimension.

Read the book nigga

>>85590770
Cringe.

>>85596582

It was just a bit random though. The film ending was massively paraphrased and didn't make much sense, it was just 'we must kill the monster'.

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>>85587483
Maybe, the director did say he wanted to show "incestuous relationship between Bev and her father"

>>85596701
I can't read francais

>>85587671
IT is an inter-dimensional spider queen, so no.

In the novel 11/22/63 timetraveller goes back in time to stop Kennedy assassination and briefly visits Derry, talks to Ritchie and Bev, gets nasty vibes from sever, are there other Derry stuff like that in other Kings novels/short stories?

>>85596740
non?

Whenever I feel bad about not being a good enough writer, that the 90+ short stories I wrote are all absolute garbage, I remember the kid orgy pages King wrote.

If that can pass and he can still get praised, then I shouldn't feel too bad about my own writing.

>>85587542
Post the part where he becomes a giant paul bunyan statue

>>85585601
I literally cant tell how much of this thread is bullshit and how much is real

>>85596834
Part of Dreamcatcher (underrated book, he was at his most whacked-out on opiates when he wrote it but if you ignore some of the stupid shit it's a lot of fun) took place there, I remember there being some references to the events including "Pennywise lives" graffiti

>>85597045
That's real lmao, that's one of the tame parts. There's another part when Bev is an adult and it pretends to be some old woman, and then feeds her liquid shit and talks about being birthed through Pennywise's GREAT BIG ASSHOLE.

Really good.

>>85597135
>That's real lmao
It isn't.

>>85596919
Even though its weird as fuck and makes no sense its still crazy enough that 30 years later its still being talked about. Your shitty short stories won't be

>>85593453
How do you know?

>>85590368
It's not child porn. The point of that scene being there isn't to turn the readers on. It's a small part of a 1000 page book.

>>85597672
A 7 page child orgy is still a bit much. Felt so awkwardly paced, too.

>>85597704
It seemed fine to me, although certainly surprising. It makes sense, though. Bev is abused by her father, so she wants to have a sexual experience with the only people in the world who she knows actually care about her. And for both her and the boys, it's a way of becoming adults on their own terms, rather than on the terms of the townspeople who have become corrupted by It.

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

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>>85597988
Agreed. Do you think he's scarier than The Creeper? Funnily enough they share a love of youth and 20 year sleep cycles.

>>85598530
I never the The Creeper spooky because I always found myself rooting for him for some reason.

>>85598569
never found*

>>85598530
The Creeper is also made by a pedophile so most likely they are the same character.

I always considered IT to be the sum of all fear, not fear itself but a materialisation of fear. Which is why it likes kids. Because the fear of a monster is more primal than the fear of not paying your bills on time or going bald.

>>85592857
Basically just some sort of psychic entity, possibly and extraterrestrial. He takes on the form of a harmless clown to lure in and kidnap children to feed off of.

But once a small group of local kids start realizing something weird is going on Pennywise goes full Lovecraft Eldritch Abomination and tries to mindfuck them all into oblivion or manipulate weak willed humans into killing them.

>>85598569
The Creeper is one of the few horror monsters to infest my dreams. Pennywise is another. The one from the novel that is. I remember reading the part where Pennywise is hovering out the window shooting a tommygun or whatever. That night I dreamed him hovering out my bedroom window that same way and shooting at me, kek. Sounds cartoonish but in the dream it was terrifying.

>>85598569
I rooted for the Creeper up until Ray Wise showed back up.

>>85593453
Uh, yes, they are. All living things are sentient. The difference between a fly and a human is that the human is sapient.

>>85589120
It made sense to me, hombre

I like Stephen King's non fiction, actually everything I've read. I'm not too keen on his fiction, other than his most popular works.

I like the trailer and I think the movie looks good. It's just the damn clown, he looks so stupid and sounds shit.

>>85598819
I think the people who bitch about the scene misunderstand it on purpose.

>>85598899
Yeah, I will never understand why grown adults find it so creepy or gross or bad that a bunch of people who are all the same age have consensual sex with each other.

The fact that there's a fucking pedophile who is literally chasing a screaming child through the streets is completely ignored by all of the other people is what really freaked me out.

That should be what gets people riled up.

>>85598618
Clownhouse is one of the most disturbing films to watch, and not for the intended reasons.

All of the shots are gratuitous and treat the main boy like he was Megan Fox in the Transformers.

>>85585601
Just reading The Stand at the moment and I have noticed that King frequently uses the word Nigger. I'm currently on chapter 35 and every time King mentions black people he uses the word, with the exception of the scene where black soldiers clad in loincloths execute white soldiers live on tv (chapter 27, I think).

I understand that King has racist characters in his books, and that he uses nigger when he is writing from their perspectives, but I find him using it in his "narrator's voice" in The Stand. He throws the word in every time he refers to black background characters and it's becoming jarring.

Quentin Tarentino was called out by Spike Lee on his license to use the word. Has anyone ever done this to King? If so, how did he respond?

The other time I felt uncomfortable reading his work was his portrayal of Susannah/Odetta Holmes in The Dark Tower series. Do any other fans feel that King walks a fine line with race ? (Just so people know where I am coming from, I am a white middle-class male)

TLDR - I think King uses nigger excessively and has some dubious portrayals of black people in his books - does this make him a closeted racist?

>>85585601
I don't remember this part. Maybe it was lost in translation.

>>85599316
My god, this entire post reeks of social justice white guilt.

>>85599316
I don't remember King using the word "nigger" in the narrative voice...

>>85599316
Grow some balls man, either that or find a safe place and stay there. Nigger is a word like cunt is a word or like how vaginal paste is a hell of a taste, just rolls off the tongue.

>>85599965
Cunt is a beautiful word.

>>85588652
So was Henry's dick small and hairless or big? Bev describes it as both small and big.

>>85589274
>When the Losers' travel into the sewer with the intent of destroying It, they momentarily find themselves hopelessly trapped. As the boys start to panic, Beverly comes up with the idea of having sex with the others in order to calm them down, as a result the other Losers take turns having sex with her. Because King didn't wish this to be viewed as a lewd scene, the narrative explicitly states that the act of intimacy with each of the boys' helps to further strengthen their friendship; and Beverly only experiences orgasm while having intercourse with Bill Denbrough and Ben Hanscom.

>>85589120
They were all covered in shit, imagine the diseases they got from the sewer orgy.

>>85600005
Cunt is a beautiful word. An even finer word is the plural of cunt, cunnies---ironically it's too close to cunny which implies something else entirely, a condemnable desire, an unspeakable attraction.

>>85600008
Flaccid, less flaccid

>>85600065
I think whatever was on the ground had become chalky and not as moist.

Should I read the book before september if I like lovecraftian small town horror stories?

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>>85588932
>The scene makes sense on first reading.

Yeah, it's cheesy, female-empowerment, MUH VAGINA IS MAGIC bullshit (and yes, that crap existed in the 80s, too)...but like >>85600065 mentioned, they're covered in other people's shit when it happens (and I genuinely believe King forgot that plot element), so it's laughably bad metaphor.

>>85600088
I think Henry was hard when Patrick was rubbing his balls. That scene was fucked up,as the follow-up with Patrick's animal fridge.

>>85600216
I think, if memory serves this old fart, the laid on a chalky substance. Dried, clay poop.

>>85600200
Yeah, definitely. It's very unlikely that the movie is going to be anywhere close to as good as the book.

>>85600245
It was dark, silhouettes were barely visible.

>>85600265
*they

>>85599965
>>85600005
>>85600066
You can't tell a Fedora made these posts. You sound like an enormous faggot

>>85600283
Really? I remember that stuff happenned in daylight. Later the other losers came to play, too and found Bev hiding behing a tree. Bev was holding her pee for a long time and had to pee there, too. They wouldn't all be out to play in the dark. But I may be wrong.

>>85599316
nice pasta

>>85587542
How can any movie compete?

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>>85600184
>>85600265

>didn't occur to King to have the kids go skinny dipping in a local stream to clean the shit off (simile time) and that's when it happens

What's funny is that this occurred to Frank Darabont when he adapted Shawshank Redemption, with Tim Robbins being "cleansed" by the rain, and it turns into the film's most powerful moment...

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>>85587542
>shuck-and-jive

what did he mean by this?

>>85589190
A fact most don't consider.

>>85589168
No, Stephen King is

>>85599316
I have heard plenty of arguments that King uses racist characters in order to make them more hateful to his readers. But he has done this in every single novel that he has written, and I've now come to believe that he just gets a kick-out-of-it.
Even in novels where there are no blacks involved, there will still be one or more characters using racial epithets towards black people.
He uses the N-Word (and other colorful hate-speech) like it's some sort of Aphrodisiac.

>>85600307
Spent you lay your large head on her soft tummy. Not with your full weight of course, that'd be too much for her to handle, so you rest your head on her all the while ensuring not to put more than a few pounds, your neck carries the rest. Your eyes becomes clearer and your mind opens and you suffer a sudden self consciousness. "What have I done?" You know what you did of course and she does too, little Bev puts her hand on your head. "Please forgive me, My Bev, my sweet Bev." You're weeping and Bev tries to not only console you but to remind you that its not altogether your fault, "It's okay.". She says. Her joining with her friends in the sewer had prepared her for this, even though she never thought this was actually a possibility. She cried a little when you began but even under It's influence you tried to go gently with her. It was satisfied with the act itself so you managed to control the tempo. " Forgive me, Bev, please forgive me.". She actually shh you as a loving parent would a baby. The very act overwhelms you and suddenly you want to love her dearly and to some day have children with her. But she was far too young and you're old. And then there's the taboo of it all, and then there's innocence lost. "What have I done, what have I done?". You raise your head and look at Bev, sobbing and she hugs you and kisses you on the neck. She pulls you to her belly but his time a little lower. Beverly knows neither of you can continue like this, and the only way forward was to eliminate the past and ignore the future. On the nightstand near Beverly's bed sat a small ceramic turtle, but Beverly never saw or owned such a thing and it wasn't there a few minutes ago. Beverley pushes your head even lower to her mound, it glistens because of your seed and her sweat. Its so beautiful and you lap at it, Bev sees It's wilting tendrils it controls reality and people's minds with, and she sees them and a connection is made. "Bev," says forget and you pass out

>>85600387
I remember that. It was probably the most powerful scene ever shot on film.

>>85600348
I could be wrong. Read the book literally decades ago

>>85590981
There goes Robert Grey....the biggest ass that ever lived...what a douche!

>>85590981

Fucking lold

This thread had good meme potential, but that one fucking raving /lit/ fag ruined this shit. Atleast it was a nice containment thread for all the /lit/ parasites.

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>>85589124
>self masturbation

there's no other kind of masturbation you stupid idiot

>>85585601
I actually read the Dutch translation, both are hilarious. Bevvy's dad is nuts. The entire book is pretty crazy. It can not really be adapted into a movie or two movies. It requires probably a mini series of about 10 episodes an hour each, perhaps even longer.

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>>85587844
>No sex
>No turtle
>No gigantic spider


Dropped

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>>85596035
>>85596607
>Stupid shit
>Good
Dumb faggot, Kubrick didn't follow the source of the Shining material perfectly and we got a good movie
Face it, King writes alot of stupid shit, this adaptation is just cutting out the fat and keeping the protein

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>>85585601
The 80's were a different time

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>>85587844
>No turtle

>>85601673
>>85601709
>>>/t/umblr

>>85601641
Exactly why I think if he would of directed it he would have made it kino, and we wouldn't be stuck with the new movie.

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>>85601767
>Calling the most adult and non kid friendly Doctor Who episode tumblr related
Not at all

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>>85601533
You should really fact check before you make idiotic statements

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>>85589991
Here

>>85601891
>Dr Reddit

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>>85602970
Colin Baker is /our guy/

Stop comparing classic Who to Nu WHo

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>>85602995

if pennywise just wanted to eat kids then why did he act all scary? if he had been a nice funny clown instead of hanging out in the sewer and being edgy he would have been far more successful.

>>85603167
scaring the shit out of them makes the meat sweeter.

>>85603206

he could have been nice then scared them before eating.

>Muschietti spoke of looking forward to having a dialogue in the second film that doesn't exist within the first film, before stating, "[...] it seems like we're going to do it. It's the second half, it's not a sequel. It's the second half and it's very connected to the first one.
So who are they going to cast as the adults?

>>85603372
Amy Adams I hope. She has a warmness to her. Jessica Chastain looks like a gigantic cunt.

>>85600283
It was day. Bev has to squint because of sunlight reflected off the cars in the junkyard.

>>85603663
Ah. Must have been the group love scene I'm remembering.

>>85593401
No

>>85603733
If only there was some kind of taste test.

>>85593401
The one on the left looks like a retarded guy

>>85601641
Omg, Sweden!