Is this a joke? I've never watched Sons of Anarchy, but

>>85581903
I stopped watching before the final season, why did he kill himself?

>>85581930
Because cops were chasing him at 25 mph apparently

I watched the first three episodes.
Anyone that got significantly further than that is a mook.

>>85581903
Never watched the show. As far as I know, he's like the main character and kills himself at the end... but is that the final scene of the last episode? please tell me something else happens after that

>>85582133
This is the final scene of the entire series. It's so completely all around terrible, from the terrible cgi to the cringe idea in the first place to the retarded acting. Really makes me wonder about people that enjoy this show.

>>85581930
He's biker jesus.

>>85581903
i did not believe was real

>>85582179
Worse part is that Vic Mackey decided to become a fucking truck driver out of all professions

>>85581930
his daddy killed himself just like this, so it quite literally is pottery

>>85581903
The bird cgi at the end is amazingly bad.

I need a webm of the wheelchair guy getting dragged

>>85582024
>only watch one scene
>have no context
>complain when it makes no sense

Its a shit show but you're an even bigger retard than their fans

>>85581930
To reach out to God.

>>85581903
>watching Tim and Eric
You're about as gay as that scene

I think the idea is cool, I never watched the show though.

I think they should have went the clever route, cut to black right before the impact and don't have shitty cgi or blood pooling.

Why not just have the camera on the ground without the cake (??) and birds and wait for the blood pool to move on screen. Would have been cooler.

Those birds looking fucking dumb.

>>85581903

This what they were going for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOadx4ZICaQ

>>85581903
Dear god, someone please tell me the SOA logo and Shakespeare quote at the end were added to the youtube video and weren't part of the original broadcast.

>>85582828
It's not added in, that was all in there

>>85582686
Pretty much. Amazing how Rob Zombie managed to pull it off with 10x more class and ability than a full crew from a large TV production company.

>club decides to kill Opie because they thought he had flipped and worked with the authorities but accidently kill his wife instead
>Jax works with the authorities but instead of him being murdered for doing so, they allow him to ride off and kill himself just because he's Jax

This show was such shit.

>>85581903

>that edit of him flying into the twin towers

>>85582029
same. my cousin made us watch 2 episodes. he's not allowed to make recommendations anymore

>>85582133
yes, died in teh exact same spot , the exact same way, by the exact same truck driver. he knew he wasnt coming back but he believd it was the best adn only thing he could for the club. he failed at being a husband, he failed at being a father, and he failed at being a brother to his mates.

besides that some spic gang banger and meth junkie take his kids to raise them. that angered me more than him driving head first into a semi truck full of apples

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>>85582948
>>85582029
It was some sort of weird white trash fantasy/unintentional biker gang propaganda show.

I don't know anyone who is really into this show that isn't either a fat redneck or looks like they were/are addicted to meth.

>Walking down the street
>See overweight white woman probably in her mid-thirties but looking like mid-fifties with mulatto child
>Wearing a SOA shirt
>Everything coming together
>mfw

>>85582686
>>85582874
Holy shit is the whole movie this good?

I dropped it during the Ireland season and regret ever watching in the first place
>that terrible acting
>muh family shit
>those stupid cover song montage endings every episode

>>85583192
There's a cringey line here and there, and I'm not a fan of the hotel scene, but it is surprisingly good. The last good movie Zombie made.

>>85583192
Its unironically his best film, but not quite as good throughout.

Its a solid 7-8/10 with a 10/10 ending.

>>85582686
Maybe tonally but he just murdered someone and was leading all the cops away so the club could handle the business

>>85581903
why is he going so slowly
is it meant to be slowed down? it looks like its in normal speed he's just driving slow

How many seasons was Ron Perlman in the show? Can i just watch those seasons and stop when they kill him off or he leaves?

>>85583192

Yes it's good.

You don't need to have seen the inferior previous movie House of 1000 Corpses as the tonal shift is so great it's almost a reboot (and they abandon the supernatural element)

>>85583338
towards the end of season 6
it's not worth it.

>>85583338
that's what i did

I cannot tell you how disappointed I was when Donal Logue's character didn't wage an all out war on them with that arsenal.

>>85581930
Because everybody he's ever known died in the last year or whatever and his mom just killed his wife then he killed her, so he did what everybody has been saying he should do since season one and fucking killed himself.

Never seen any of it but that was pretty cool. A little cheap looking but who cares about that

>>85581903
its bad not because of what happens but because of how it is shown. I never say "that looked fake" because I have bad eyes and often can't tell but this looked beyond fake

The show went to shit after Tara's death.

>>85582686
That's a pretty good scene

>>85581903
THE CROW FLIES STRAIGHT


THE PERFECT LINE

>>85582029
This. The lead actor sucks. Totally unconvincing.

MUH CLUB
MUH LIFESTYLE

why the fuck would someone join a motorcycle club? Is it because they cant make friends without buying them?

>>85583690
What got me was how the biker gang was completely OP (get in constant gun fights with maybe one death a season, somehow never lose a fist fight unless its among themselves then protag always wins) and portrayed as weird unsung heroes, when in IRL they're probably the scummiest, skeeziest criminals in existence apart from maybe methheads (many of whom are also bikers.)

I wasn't expecting The Wire or anything, but it was a little hard for me to root for criminal protagonists that are completely OP and loved by all for no apparent reason. Then, I only watched the first season and followed the rest on this shithole, so maybe it got better.

>>85583665

That scene was brutal and completely unnecessary. If she wasn't fucking creator of the show this show would have went down so differently even with macbeth template in the background.

its shocking at how terrible it got.

it was always trashy, but got so bad over the last season. like laughably bad.

the first 3 seasons were awesome

>>85581903

>When black reaches out it's pipeline to your brown

Oi' hermano

>>85583814
This seems pretty common with shows on channels like FX and AMC. Breaking Bad has some pretty retarded shit. The MC in Justified should've been dead by season 3 with all the gunfights he was in thought his lifetime.

>>85583993
agreed
stopped watching some time after s3

>>85584032
While I wouldn't call BB "realistic" by any means, its not like Walt was completely OP. He got the shit kicked out of him and had near-deaths/arrests constantly, and only managed to survive because he had his luck and intelligence stats maxed out, and was a complete fucking snake.

As opposed to SAMCRO who walks into any situation completely outclassed/gunned, and manages to brute force their way out of it with zero casualties for no apparent reason. Like, if they were all Navy Seals it would be one thing, but they go against biker gangs who should have the same skills/experience level all the time.

>kill someone
>lie who did it
>misled revenge kill
>retaliation
>somehow forced to work together
>kill everyone at first job
>act confused and like its normal
>broker truce
>kill everyone
>write journal about how smart you are and a great dad

>>85584327

Pure shakespear anon

>enter thread thinking my brothers are gonna reach out to black and yellow to get some jaxposting back in the pipeline
>it's all a bunch of upset, bitchy fags
The worst show on television produced some of the comfiest threads this board has ever seen, you queers.

>>85584406

Anon why don't you reach your pipeline out to your own brown, hermano

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lol

>>85584449

>Pure dexterkino

>Tigs daughter getting blacked and the other burnt to a crisp

>that dude that sat on Jax's bike so Jax beat his ass and took his bitch

Does this show expose the true nature of roasties?

jaxx we're gonna need to deal with some blowblack

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>tfw tryin to act as a pipeline for brown to black but black uses it to hurt yellow causing severe blowback making it increasingly difficult to hide our business from green

The United Nations doesn't have it this hard

>>85584689

Shit got complicated for awhile.

>>85584631
JAYSUS CHRIST

>>85583944
The last season was just constant killing. Jaxposting made it worthwhile, though.

>>85583192
It's shit. The ending was the only good thing about it. 31 and the lords of Salem were better. Though his remake of Halloween 1 was his best material.

>>85581903
Great. Now tell me how to stop crying, OP.
>the comish
>JESUS
kek

>>85584885
I thought 31 was a bit lackluster desu. Not bad or anything, but just lacking. Unsure why. Maybe it the budget couldn't support the concept? Dono.

And I say this as a gorefag who bought a ticket for an early showing. As cool as the Spanish-speaking Nazi midget was.

My favorite part of the show was when Tig acted more horrified by his daughter being fucked by a black dude than he did his other daughter being burned alive.

>>85583690
WHO THE FUCK WAS SAM CROW?

>>85584885
I'll readily defend Rob Zombie 90% of the time, but LoS may be the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. It's definitely in my top 10.

>>85585418

Which is weird considering who he spent the last season fucking

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>>85584449
>this is acceptable production to FX

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>>85583098
Why didn't you like Nero? He was the only good thing about the last few seasons.

>>85585738
>We burnt coal together Raylan

>>85582384
>defend a show
>imply you aren't a fan
You are one of that show's retarded fans, idiot.

I stopped watching after the IRA stole the main guys baby.

Up until then it was stupid but I at least got a few laughs out of it. Also rapist Henry Rollins. But it just got too dumb.

>>85581903
>everyone praises Twin peaks despite shitty uncanny looking special effects
>WAH, WHY DIS NOT HIGH DEF, HURRRR

cancerous fucking post, OP

>>85581903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCiS0jxzlFk

>>85585418
most /tv/ would too, which is why /tv/ loved tig so fucking much

>>85582179
>Really makes me wonder about people that enjoy this show.

it's the ultimate white trash show, the people who watch this are literally depicted in this show. and guess what? It's, so far, the most successful fx show. Really, suther could have renewed this show for 5 seasons and people would still watch it. The fact that he ended it at season 7 is surprising.

>>85582262
it was just a shitty cameo, really, almost EVERYONE from the shield was in this fucking show. I think only two or three actors weren't in this show.

>>85583338
ron perlman is makes this show bad, m8. He was supposed to die long time ago, but sutter didn't know what to do so he kept him for another season, and another, and another. Eventually he killed him, but by that point nobody fucking cared.

>>85588605
With a network that has The Shield, Justified, The Americans and Fargo under its belt that is really fucking depressing

>>85583436
It's cause the retards at FX didn't realize Logue was contracted to be in Vikings so they couldn't keep him in Sons.

>>85588817
justified was even more white trash, more rednecky but it was written smarter, and the acting was better.
The Americans was Advertised as a cool spy show, but that's not really the show. It's more of a family drama, and it's slow, realllyyy slow.
and fargo...is fargo

The point is SoA is so successful is because it's dumb as hell. But it has cool gangster shit for men, and soap opera for the women.

>>85583993
Fourth season was too. Last three were only worth it because I was marathoning it with my dad and mom on Amazon.

>>85588680
Marilyn Manson was a great cameo, i dont care what anyone says

>>85583453
kek, so glad I gave up on this show during the IRISHMEN STOLE MY BABY plot.

Also, is that Michael Chiklis? Guess his career's not too lively.

>>85586397
the point is how cliche it is retard

>>85584885
Doomhead is the only redeeming thing about 31 and you can watch everything with him on youtube.

>>85583665
My nigga

>>85582916
Jax was already a dead man though. The other SoA branch put a hit out on him because he was a fucking idiot.

>>85589009
I'm talking about The Shield actors, which sutter reused almost all of them, as for the cameos from musicians they were okay.
>>85589026
every actor has "that" role. He already had that role, as vic fucking mackey. He was on AHS because it's also on FX, and he's on Gotham right now. But he already peaked, as far as I can tell

>vic mackey literally says "jesus"
>moments before, jax literally turns water into wine
based kurt "the hack" sutter, doesn't give a shit, trolled his fans to the fullest

>>85589096
>tfw reaching out to black brown yellow and white goes wrong
>tfw blowback from reaper

>didn't play the opening theme as the final song

missed opportunity desu

>>85589196
>tfw meeting Mr. Mayhem

>>85581903
>hands off the accelerator
>bike keeps accelerating
wew

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>>85589002
Yeah, Seasons 1 to 4 were pretty damn comfy. I think somewhere along the line Sutter thought he could turn the show into a piece of pure drama when in fact Sons was just a more violent Trailer Park Boys set in California.

First four seasons are good. I watched the whole thing and by the end it was just to see the train wreck through.

Jenna unironically ruined the show. She should have died 4 seasons in at max.

Tara best girl. Never forgive.

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How hard is it to get two real birds and train them to eat cake lmao
It's like they were deliberately trying to make it look like ass.

>>85589416
Since Crows are pretty goddamn smart and hungry animals like food, you could probably just throw some cake on the road and wait

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>>85589402
MFW everytime Tara was on screen

>>85581930
Because there was blow back from brown for reaching out to black.

And the fact that he literally killed his mother, his mothers best friend, the leader of another chapter of the club, a crooked cop, a big time crime lord, and countless other people in the last couple episodes.

It was clear as shit Jax wasn't getting out of this shit alive.
Also he killed himself via semi because if he was killed by anyone else he was afraid he was gonna end up being martyred by his children who would be raised by the club, so he got them out of there with someone outside the club so they wouldn't have to grow up in their fathers footsteps.

>>85589479
why? she's fucking ugly, and the fact she's older than jax is even more weirder. But it was even that, or chrissy's sloppy seconds

>>85589009
I liked the Stephen King cameo.
King played Bachman, the "cleaner" while Richard Bachman was King's pen name in the 80s

>>85589416
what's worse is they had two real crows for literally the first shot in the show (this shot is another extra bit of pottery to the ending)

>>85589732
I thought it was kinda cool how it began and ended with two crows.

I originally thought the SoA were based off the real life Pagans MC and the crows were actually Odin's Ravens watching the club

>>85589454
>Since Crows are pretty goddamn smart
They really are, I love them, I'd love to have one as a pet but I hate the idea of birds as pets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dWw9GLcOeA

>>85589640
I think she's fine.

>>85585963
is that mexican Madds Mikkelsen?

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>>85589869
maybe 15 years ago

she was hotter on mad men tho.

Juice had a hard life

>>85589938
nah, that's just jimmy smits, sutter wanted him to fuck his wife.

>>85581903
Lol
Feel sorry for anyone who watched that. They prob waited a week in anticipation to see this just to get fucked by this ending scene

>>85589640
>>85589869
>>85589972

TAW-RAW

>>85590037
Sutter wanted everyone to fuck his wife.
Ron Perlman, Jimmy Smits, fuck, even Henry Rollins raped her in the one episode.
And Tig kissed her.

>>85590246
and then sutter wrote his character going through all hell and pain, and getting buttfucked. that guy has some sick fetishes he probably does them IRL as well.

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>>85589972
I think she looked great in Billions.

>>85590011
his subplot was so fucking dumb. they had no problem with a puerto rican, but a nigger that's too much. sutter should have come up with a better way to blackmail his character.

>>85590412
IT WAS IN THE CHARTER

>>85590307
Fuck I forgot about that.

>get blinded in both eyes
>literally bite your own tongue off because you aint no snitch
>blind and mute, getting buttfucked everyday by niggers as punishment for not snitching

Sutter needs to chill the fuck out

>>85590412
They couldn't have an issue with a Puerto Rican because Happy was a Mexican and one of the most beloved members by fans

>>85581903
kek this looks terrible
was their budget $5 and a hot dog or something

This shit any good? I stopped watching after the first two episodes. It seemed directly aimed at white trash. I was born near the central valley, in a town called Lancaster, one hour north of LA, and this show and its setting gives me bad reminders/vibes of my growing up in that shithole. There are literally hell's angels pulling up into the 3-4 bars in that town, on an evening like this.

>>85584449
>someone thought this was a good idea

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what in the literal fuck am I looking at?

>>85590940
>t. numale

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>tfw no first 9 prequel spinoff

>>85591729
a man committing suicide

They really chroma keyed in some crows and even the fucking bread? And the blood?
Holy shit were they taking the piss?