eternal /got/ general

>>85577075
cast Xhe

This season reminds me about fantasy serials from early 2000's
Everybody wearing black leather only makes this impression stronger

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>>85577035
Hey youtubers

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>>85577035
If you aren't in the top 5, you are a pleb

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I'm really fucking happy these two are dead. I hope in episode three we get to watch the last two dying in an even more brutal way, though leak confirm that one simply dies of poison.

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>>85576728 #

Pure fanservice sucks because its predictable and ....i dont know if this is the right word but i will say "intellectually" dull. As in not thought provoking.

I will say this though. Before D&D took over the show had become just as wrote and cliche'd but in the othet direction. Where a grousome death of a fan favorite was totally expected and delivered on schedule.

I think what the Anons here want is for the show to actually surprise them... bit in a believable way though. Not some deus ex machina out of left field.

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You want Tyrion's head, but you need a bad pussy.

>>85577173
D&D have been on the show since season 1, fuckface

GRRM gave them the rights

>>85577145
Swap Frey with Selmy, move Baratheon and Baelish one down and it's pretty good.

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>Stannis? Never heard of her.

Who is the biggest traitor in GoT and why is it Davos?

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>>85577145
Why isn't Hightower #1, you little shit?

>>85577173
Again, if they did something you liked, you'd be pleased.
As you didn't like it, you call fanservice
> The feminazi are ruining the show
> They kill the sand snakes to please the normies
Make up your mind and drop the show on the way.

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"I'm writing a history of the wars following the death of King Robert I"

"What do you call it?"

"It's a new one"

>>85577117

my boner knows no bounds.

she was/is the best waifu on got, objectively.

>>85577243
Melisandre tbqh
Davos tried to serve him his best so long as he was alive.Melisandre flipped sides before the battle to hop on the Jon snu bandwagon.

the fuck happened to salladhor?

>>85577140
What nationality is he? I can tell if he has spic or jew genes.

Why all females in this show currently act the same?
You could switch deny and cersei actresses right now and nobody would even notice

>>85577343
He's drinking and fucking whores on his sunny island, away from bad D&D writing.

>>85577212

How dim are you not to understand that I am talking about the writing since the show has now gone beyond the timeline of the books...that is litetally what these entire threads are about.

>>85577145
Where is Whent and Lothstone?

>>85577035
>yfw never get good banter like this again
>Instead we're stuck with Davos literally saying to the dumb audience hey dragons breathe fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8nPu2Jij4Q
to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idDZfjKz-Ts

How good of a swordsman is Arya anyway compared to all the others? She has been training for quite a while, but shes still a midget. On the other hand Jorah got btfo'd by that water dancer in the arena. Could Arya beat anyone?

>>85577367
Stop complaining, you autistic faggot.

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>>85577154
>mfw there's a place called the Thousand Islands in Essos

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>>85577145
>not Osgrey at the very bottom
I am autistic when it comes to knowing the lords of westeros

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>Bran is told by Sam about wedding, brann has flashback. We hear what Lyanna says. Bran repeats and when aegon is named dany comes (yep).

THEY DID IT AGAIN

>>85577409
she's weak, short, and uncoordinated

basically she's shit

Genuine reminder that grandiose plot points were provided by the fatman, and they are following it. If it displeases you, it's not the show, it's the saga. And you have no place here.

>>85577446
I never understood why but a milkshake always tasted better in a cup that looked like that.

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>>85577486

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>Lyanna casting choice

>>85577035
I asked last thread, but like a retard I didn't bother stating what the poll was.
I'm just wondering what everyone thinks will be the consequences of the de facto leader of The Vale being murdered by a Stark. Given that something similar is what sparked the entire series, it will be an interesting change of perspective
https://strawpoll.com/c74drkp6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu9NJ0D8LOg
cute!

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>>85577406

my god the comments on that second video.

>Jenna Denjern 3 days ago
>YASSSS TYRION AND SANSA THE SHIP IS SAILING

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>>85577545
Probably had some weird emotional connection to the shake/cup/restaurant that made it seem a lot better

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>>85577486
I don't even give a shit anymore. This is going to be so funny to watch.

>>85577506
but she was trained by le mysterious assassins

So is this the last season?

>>85577145
>Redwyne number 9

I can accept it.

>>85577409
Unless you got stabbed right in the heart or renal artery, Arya's little bitch stick would actually be ridiculously survivable. Statistics from the eras when the rapier was the main dueling weapon show something like a 96% survival rate.

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>>85574492
Wait, is it real? I know there will be sex, but are there more detailed leaks?

>>85577173
Only to you. And you and your "MOOOMMMM, THERE RUINING GAME OF THRONES AGAIN" group of dullards are about 2% of the entire GOT fanbase, that fanbase which makes the show what it is.

And intellectually dull is dumb word to use, Do you think people want to dive into a series and have intellectual writing and service, People who make the show so big by smashing the records want fan service. So fuck off.

>>85577728
dueling was usually to first blood

>>85577728

Duels are to first blood, not to the death.

Thrust wounds are much more dangerous than slash wounds, especially in an age before modern surgery techniques.

Reminder Jons real name is Maegor

>>85577728
Nigga the fuck are you talking about? Back in the days, a scratch was enough to kill you because of subsequent infection.

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>Carcosa

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>>85577075
>ywn have a ridiculously plane jane gf
;-;

>>85577620
Maybe the owner touched me as a child and I would always get one to make myself feel better.
I must repressed the memories enough to forget them.

Honestly getting touched in the poophole for a fucking milkshake sounds like a pretty shit deal.

>>85577728
>dueling
Fuck off, retard.

>>85577803
Not if you already live, breathe and eat infection

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>>85577617
>tfw could had conflicted characters and good dialogue but they pulled the anti - sopranos on us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH4mtvWYz6k

>>85577803
has your life ever been in danger from a scratch? why are people so goddamn stupid?

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still looking for webms of Stannis's charge at the Wall

>>85577756
is that natalie dormer?

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>Aegon

>>85577728
how many of those duels had a participant or both killed weeks or months later thanks to infection

>>85577363
worse
he's an amerimutt

>>85577795
>thrusts are more dangerous
You'd be surprised how often dudes got ran through and kept slashing. I've seen fighting manuals, from weebland to victorian england, say you should never over-commit to a stab for this. No clue about survivability after the fights over, Im no historical surgeon.

>>85577035
Based Blackman.

So was he at Hardhome with the ships Stannis paid him to use to go to the wall? What ever happened to Stannis's fleet anyway? Did the night's watch keep them?

>>85577145
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>>85577918
Subsequent. Infection.
Retarded.

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>>85577147
>People cried for this
>People were shocked that someone with no armor and small weapons got killed by someone with armor and big weapons
So this is the emotional state of Game of Thrones that everyone told me about? Whoa...

>>85578065
how weak are you that you get infections from scratches lol

>>85578072
>People cried for this
Only in your self fulfilling delusions.

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>>85577140
Hey Carlie is me Sewage from the Normies!

>>85577813
>duuuude, black stars

Anyway, I just watched the second episode. Does Euron have magical powers? How did he know where Theon and the ships were and how did he get close enough to ambush them in open sea without them seeing him? Also why do the daughters of a guy who taught them how to fight and used poison.. not use poison?

What the fuck was the point of the scene with Arya and the wolves? Why is Clegane seeing shit in the fire.

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>>85578150

>>85577412
Look at you calling everyone autistic. Go back to your safespace.

>>85578200
Huh I hadn't ever seen that. Is Carcosa really on the map? All it means is the fat guy read The Yellow King though.

What scenes did this abysmal show actually get right?

Maester Aemon's death is pretty decent, ignoring the wrong location.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2FuZKth-TM

>>85578284
So you can have your echo chamber undisturbed?
No.

>Edd, fetch me a block.

>>85578140
https://youtu.be/Sp94Gb7ctms?t=538
Just look at the land whales' faces and tell me they don't wanna cry like babbling babies

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>>85578402
>Olly, bring me my sword

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>the Ghiscari Empire is gone

>>85577409
Jorah has got btfo almost every single time he's fought. The only reason he wasn't killed by that dothraki is because he was stupid as fuck and got his weapon stuck in his armour.

>>85578428
> Watching reaction videos
It's a new level of stupidity. You are even worse than the people who partake in this

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>>85577427
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Cinnamon_Straits

>>85578356
That was a surprisingly good scene.
Some anon posted this one of these days. Possibly the best show OC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY5As-RP1MM

>>85578546
gib north korean gf

So Aegon was Jon's real name all along right? Even in the books. fAegon is a blackfyre shit

>>85577577
horseriding lyanna is perfect tho. they should have her in the tower of joy scene desu.
and keep her as Lyanna Mormont too.

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>>85578469
>He hesistates before the decapitation

>>85578546
Wasnt that a place in the Malazan books?

>>85578538
>Claimed to be a liar
>Shows proof
>Now claimed to be stupid
I looked this up and this was the first thing I see. There's more that are almost identical to this one. I don't watch this tripe to my own accord but I had a point to prove.

>>85578356
Smash tbe beetles was the best dialogue in the whole thing.

>>85578765
that was clearly D&D busting grrms balls

In season 6, Jamie tells the Blackfish that if he doesn't yield the castle, he will force the Lannister and Frey army to storm it.

BUT HOW THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT? It's physically impossible.

Okay, they could make some very, very long ladders. But the soldiers would be highly unlikely to even reach the castle walls. Even making ladders long enough would be a pain.

They could bombard the castle with trebuchets and catapults, sure. But they still wouldn't be storming it.

>>85578562
Forgot your Pepe, based gib gf poster

>>85578751
Again, no one fucking cried when the sandsnakes died. Not even in the video you showed. Are you blind? Or you're just want to believe that anyone liked those girls?

>>85578428
who the fuck are these people? Is this what America is like?

Anyone have a good map of the whole world?

>>85578819
And blackfish knows that, that's why he said "we have provision for 2 years. Do you have two years to spare, kingslayer?"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y62E24pxSw
Comments:
>Well that was stupid of Tywin to let Gregor win, now Dorne (who has been neutral) is getting ready to take a side and pounce on the Lannisters,
>Yep, Tyrion is definitely smarter.

>>85578878
you've never heard of hipsters?

>>85578909
Because as somebody unfamiliar with this taking place it's bizarre, everyone in there looks like a caricature

>>85578854
It looked like some of them felt like crying.
But they were shocked, that's for sure.

>>85578784
What you mean?
It was really a great scene. Deep, almost dissonant, calm but somehow unsettling, mysterious and vain...
The best in the whole series.

>>85577035
>"QWEEN SERSEE, I WHEEL FUCK HAIR"

What did he mean by this

>>85578819
>what is a siege tower
Negro its like youve never played any of the Stronghold games.

>>85579030
Aint that castle in the middle of a river?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85579017
>I'm not going to rape her. I'm going to fuck her.

*dips spoon into pie*

haha great episode last one, ey lads?

>>85579086
Nah its fine he can just use spearmen to dig it out.

>>85579133
I thought he wanted to make love to her

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>Arya: Which song is that?"

>"It's a new one. Be sure to get it in two weeks when it's released on iTunes™ and Spotify™!"

>Arya: "iTunes™ and Spotify™ you say? The many faced god is pleased."

>"It'll even be playing at your local Planet Fitness. GET HYPE, as they say!"

>Arya: "YAAAAAAAS"

>>85579133
Raping and fucking is the same thing for niggers.

>>85579138
>"mmmmm, kinda looks like grayscale pus, eh lads? numnumnumnumnum *slurpslurrrrrrp*"

m8s, i got diarrhoea for 3 straight days now

help me

>>85579196
Why did he sing?

>Greyscale
>There's an area near Valyria where the people afflicted get sent be cause they can't cure them
>it turns out the cure is just to cut the skin off

I was hoping that the cure wouldn't be "use dragon glass", as that felt like it wouldn't make sense and would be too convenient with Jon and Davos heading to Dragonstone, but actually that would have been better. At least obsidian isn't something that most people would come across and wouldn't seem intuitive to use medically.

>>85577075
Reminder that Gendry will sit on the Iron Throne and Meera will be his loving wife.

>>85578536
Who else beat him?

>>85579356
>should've cut your arm off when you were inflicted
>jk you could actually just cut off the skin were you were touched :^)

>>85579344
because he's a singer

>>85577035
>4 planned GoT spinoff series

wew lads, hows it feel to get the LotR treatment?

The last few days there's been this one autist calling everything he sees autism
it must please his little autistic sense of humour
everytime he types it out a little giggle escapes his mouth, and a few cheeto crumbs spill out onto his disdended gut
fucking autistic faggot

>>85579553
t.. autistic mcautism

>>85579542
>write wall of text about british women being ugly
>proves his own post wrong with a picture

Why?

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>>85579542
JUST

>>85579356
Just cutting it off doesn't cure it, the medicine Sam used is what will cure it, It's pretty clear

>>85579629
(You)

>>85577145


>no Velaryon

Poor show

>>85579453

Exactly. It really reduces the threat of it. It would have made more sense if the cure required something outlandish that most maesters didn't believe. Now we're going to see Jorah completely healed with basically no scars and back to normal, as I predicted after episode 1 and was unfortunately right.

The main problem the show has right now is that the end result is more important to the writers than how to get to it.

>>85579641
If you don't want to see Sophie and Carice DP maisie with strapons, you're not right in da head.

>>85579542
Australians are actually pretty attractive

>>85579649
>cut it off
>apply a salve
>there we go, greyscale cured

NO MAESTER WILL ATTEMPT THAT, TOO DANGEROUS

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"You're pretty. You're the most beautiful woman in all of Westeros."

Was Hot Pie right?

>>85579703
She's a literal fucking mix of a goblin and hunchback of notre dame

>>85579641
She's from the Netherlands though

>>85579726
leave maisie alone

>>85579703
I don't even know when she's shopped or not anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXzFj4Mby4Q
In the first few minutes of this the purple guy says that Preston has been beefing with other youtube people.
Anyone want to give me a quick rundown?

wasn't robb's wife a noble from Volantis? Why aren't the free cities involved in the war at all?

>>85579762
stop posting your youtube bullshit preston no one fucking cares

>>85579649

>>85579696

Especially when it starts out as such a small infection. Think back to what Jorah's infection first looked like. It was a tiny spot on his wrist that he could hide by simply having sleeves. Greyscale wouldn't be a problem at all if the maesters just used this procedure early on.

Plus, Shireen's skin still looks she had greyscale, but it didn't spread any further. Will Jorah's skin grow back scaly, but no longer spread and affect his mind?

>>85579677
The Cure is the Medicine, without the salve the Greyscale is not cured

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>>85579761
That ones not even shopped lad.

>>85579812
What was King Robert's tax policy?

Didn't Hound (or was it Gregor) once win a tournament that got him a total of 12k gold and he just used it all in a year or so?

>>85579649
The medicine that was at the citadel and they knew what it was used for because they've read Archmaester Pylos' books and all?

>b-but it's dangerous!
I guess they don't know what gloves are?
Or you know, just teaching 1 greyscale victim how to cure it so he can cure every other person afflicted?

They don't seem to be overly worried about contamination anyway given that they let people walk in front of their cells despite them being grabbing a people through the doors like fucking jumpscare monsters in Resident Evil.

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/got/ threads

>>85578469
>I HAVE FRIENDS, FOREIGN FRIENDS IN THE CAPITAL, YOU'LL SEE!

>>85579641
I think it's nice they brought the Downs kid along

>>85577930
Make them, you tremendous fucking faggot. There's literally nothing stopping you from producing content and contributing to threads.

>>85579852
The king had no tax policy
He was the reason the crown was in such debt.
Any taxes collected were siphoned into littlefingers own pocket during his time as the master of coin.

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>>85579761
Here's the unshooped version.

>>85579915
WHATS TATERS? PRECIOUS?

>>85577035
Hey, whatever happened to blackwashed pirate guy?

>>85579899
don't have the means to make them.

you could make them and contribute instead of yelling.

sorry to trigger you :(

>>85579912
Littlefinger more like Bignose

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http://grrm.livejournal.com/544841.html

GET

FUCKING HYPED

>>85579923
You fucking nigger I just spilt tea on my desk.

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If you kill a white walker and he explodes into little ice cubes, is it actually water ice? Could you use them to make a nice cold drink?

>>85579935
Yes you do. Literally anyone can make a webm. It isn't some arcane black magick.

>download episode
>download WEBM FOR RETARDS (you)
>crop episode in to segment you want to turn in to a webm
>fuck with size and bitrate until it's both watchable and under 4mb
>post

WOW SO HARD

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>>85579956
>more cons

IT WAS A BEAR

>>85579696
Are you stupid? That is literally the same approach we use in medicine even today, if something is too high risk we put people in Quarantine

If we don't have the equipment to treat them then we essentially just leave them there until they die

>>85579956
>Thirty Years of Wild Cards

>>85580013
Why can't you be polite? What made you so angry and bitter? Who hurt you?

>>85580013
When'd they up the limit to 4mb?

>>85577035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVfIFrpslI

>>85580043
Thing is it would be fairly easy to do.

>equip the maester in robes, make a "mask", could be similar to the ones plague doctors used to wear
>cut the greyscale, apply salve
>take the clothes off and burn them just in case
>???
>PROFIT

>>85580013
sounds like it would have been easier for you to contribute content than anger

>>85579956
>Those are my official public appearances... but of course I will also be attending parties, checking out the art show, wandering the dealer's room, lunching and dining with editors, agents, friends, and colleagues.

fucking faggot

>>85579956
> I will NOT be signing before or after panels, at parties, during lunch or breakfast or dinner, at the urinal, in the elevator, on the street, in the hall. This is because I am working very hard to finish WINDS by the end of this year!


LADS

>Bran says Jon was born in Dorne and should be Jon Sand

I know this is Dabid and he's wrong anyway but anyone else triggered they included this line? Bastard surname comes from where you were raised or where your family is from, not from where you were born. This isn't even book snobbery, it was common knowledge that Jon was born in the south LF even had a line last season on the show acknowledging this "shall the north rally behind, the trueborn daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here in Winterfell or some motherless bastard born in South".

>>85579956
What the fuck is the fat man doing?

>>85580081
The generally poor quality of posts in these threads and on this board in particular touched me in my no-no place.

>>85580088
When they decided to enable audio on the gif boards.

>>85579956
>I will try very hard to bring TWoW by 2018
>meanwhile he'll be going to all these cons

what a fat fuck

>>85577802
patrician's choice of targ names, that and maekar

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>>85579956
How big do you think the butthurt would be if someone assassinated GRRM on one of the cons? Just straight up stabbed his ass or something.

>final episode
>all main guys on their knees after failing to defeat the NK
>shot of a boot pans to a flaming sword
>familiar voice is heard
>kept you waiting huh
>lord of light theme starts playing
>fade to black
>and who are you

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If I were in Theon's shoes I'd jump off the boat too. At least then I don't have my tongue cut out by one of his boys like that one guy, and it's not like I could save Yara anyway, he's got a fucking knife right on her throat.

>>85580152
That's understandable t b h

>>85580175
If it were to happen anywhere it would be Finland, it is a known hive of autism

>>85577075
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>>85580087
what did he mean by this?

>>85580192
a KNIFE you say?

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>>85579956
>1:00 pm panel discussion: Thirty Years of Wild Cards
>implying anyone actually gives a shit about Wild Cards

>>85580175
Literally no-one would care. it would then be discovered GRRM only wrote 168 pages for TWoW, the same number of pages that were cut from ADwD.

>>85580231
>be GRRM
>attending some con in Finland
>where the fuck is even Finland on the map of America
>whatever, let's go and eat something
>hear a loud SUOMI PERKELE behind me
>get stabbed repeatedly by an angry malnourished man of Finland
>smells of homemade moonshine and cheap sausage
>think about KFC
>realize you're bleeding out
>the blood reminds you of bbq sauce
>die

>>85580252
>the frogfufag made a post about how british women are ugly

TOP KEK

>>85580231
Finns are also known to carry knives and get drunk

>>85579956
I legit hate GRRM more than D&D now.

They couldn't have got away with this scene nowadays, fuck, old GOT was amazing. Great writing, good characters and a strong plot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_9BOKiBkk

>>85578150
>>85577813
Old new buy TD and ASOIAF are in the same universe and no one cares.

>>85579696
> Cutting off 1/3 of the skin
That's what we call dangerous procedure.

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>>85580231
>>85580329

>>85580282
B-but bookcucks told me the only thing that matters is quality, not quantity or quickness.

Those 168 pages would surely be much better than the whole book he could've written in all this time.

>>85580421
It all depends on how advanced the greyscale is. Jorah hid it for months. If it was discovered early on, it would likely not be spread all over the body of the unlucky guy.

It's not like greyscale just appears one day and the second you're full of it.

saw thsi in a thread before, what government systems would they have?

>cersei absolute monarchy
>dany presidential republic
>jon snow parlliamentary democracy

is that right?

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>classmate picked up the show because the rest of us were showfags/progressing bookfags
>he's now the epitome of a showfag that marathoned too quickly to catch everything
>asks stupid stuff like "are Dany and Jon siblings?" and "Who's Rhaegar?"

>>85580443
>Dr.Goldman

>>85580096
And all it takes is one tiny mistake and suddenly all the maesters have greyscale

Why would they risk that? Do you really think one common piece of scum is worth that?

In the got universe people are killed just for looking at the wrong person or being related to the wrong person

Maesters are sworn to preserve the written and oral history of their land, they aren't doctors who swore an hippocratic oath, they only really practice medicine out of necessity and curiosity.

>>85580521
Daenerys is a divine right monarch. This nonsense about her wanting to install a democratic system in Westeros has to stop.

>>85580560
Again, greyscale in early stages is small and shouldn't be that hard to get rid of.

>>85580096
There is a reason why there are only two recorded cases of this working, and the maester who invented it died of greyscale himself.
The procedure probably has a huge lethality rate. If I remember correctly, few people survive when their skin is ripped off their flesh.

>>85580521
>tfw the Night's Watch and Ironborn have the most democratic systems

weird, innit?

>>85580641
not really
democracy is the pride of degenerates and heathens

>>85580119
Wait for the actual line to come along before you can complain, you bitter autist.

>>85580521
>>85580568
>>85580568
>I'll do what the people want
>As long as the people wants the same things I do, else they're gonna fucking burn.

>>85580624
How advanced was the greyscale on those people, though?

>>85580458
Actually it likely would spread, most people would probably have touched all over themselves before noticing they were infected, Jorah is a Knight so it makes sense he would have the discipline to avoid scratching an itch or picking his nose

He also knew immediately that he'd been infected because of how it happened, imagine how many people could get infected with that shit just brushing against people in a marketplace?

>Sam managed to take all the skin off of Jorah's arm, chest, back and rest of his torso in one night
>no one noticed all the shit Sam took or his absence
>Jorah managed to withstand the pain with some rum and biting down on something
>he'll be completely cured by the next day and cleared to leave immediately

>>85580669
oh look, it's the autistic little autism poster
everyone point at this fat autistic slob and laugh
*anons turn to point and laugh*
hahahahHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHhahhHhahHhHAHHAHAHAH
you fucking autist lmao HEHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA

>>85580458
the fact that he knew he had it and didn't just cut off his hand is fucking retarded

>>85580458
That's why the maester said "the disease is far too spread, there's nothing more we can do about it"
Implying that, if caught on earlier stages it could be cured.

>>85580560
>see man with many 5 scales of greyscale
>use gloves cut it off quickly
>wow that was dangerous

Requesting best girl chart

>>85580585
It spreads through contact, think about how much the average person touches their face etc;

>>85580724
He probably passed out from it. Which would make it easier.

>>85580768
Frogfu and smelly melly are all that matter

>>85580096
Maesters are too smart to function on empathy anon, unless greyscale threatened civilization they wont do shit for you if you have it.

>>85580666
sure thing, lucifer.

>>85580768
Ashara Dayne number 1

>>85580641
>the Night's Watch and Ironborn have the most democratic systems
They're predominantly a militaristic culture; it makes sense that they would want their leader to be as capable as possible.

>>85580725
Do you want help? Are you feeling good in the head?

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>>85577406
thinking about how good the show used to be makes me fucking sad

>>85580740
And then he dies from blood loss.

>blood transfusions in medieval times
Pfhahahahahahahaaaa

>>85580521
Daenerys : Wheelocracy.

>>85580926
Jaime got his hand cut and survived, though

>>85580899
FIGHT ME IRL YOU ANAL FUCKING KUNT

>>85580926
>cut tyrion's head
>paste his body to your arm

>>85580963
hand and from the elbow down are a whole lot different you fucking mong.

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>>85578150
loooooooooooooool stupid drumpfkin mad the scary feminists got to his show

>>85580768
bump

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>tfw winter was coming
>tfw "Was it rape?"
>tfw Storytime with Old Nan
>tfw verts and reaction images everywhere
>tfw STANNIS DID NOT BREAK HIS VOWS
>tfw "Hi /tv/, this is Edward Starch"
>tfw you didn't know Dagmer's real identity
>tfw no chain
>tfw it fit
>tfw merlings were everywhere
>tfw CLEGANEBOWL was just one guy and he'd wish you merry CLEGANEBOWLs
>tfw frogfu was just one guy doing a countdown and he never got firsts
>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
>tfw you were haeving problems
>tfw "Friendly Reminder with Ros"
>tfw "ALL HAIL KING JOFFREY THE WHORESLAYER!"
>tfw Talisa was a spy
>tfw Roose finally got loose

/got/, I dreamed I was old.

>>85581013
Where do you cut when you want to off yourself?

>>85581013
>elbow
it was a little above his wrist

So, which character wiuldve done well and resisted Ramsays torture wihout being broken?

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>>85580768

>>85579686

I never knew how bad I wanted this until now.

>>85581107
down the line not across

>>85581124
Grey Worm

>>85581124
Euron

>>85581124
Gregor. Because he's not a man HE'S A MACHINE

>>85580995
He's right you know. Complaining about future dialogues that you're not even sure will be on the screen is stupid.

>>85581133
thanks senpai

>>85581124
A psychopath like Littlefinger, its imposible to traumitize psychopaths thats why they can do very dangerous shit.

>>85581254
AHHH YESSSH RAMSHAY CUT MY PENISSSH OFF

how will it all end?

my prediction:

>Dany wins all of Westeros except for the North
>Jon Snow dies in a heroic battle with the Nightking
>Sansa is Queen in the North

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Cersei is cute

>>85580763
It wasn't shown what ingredients were needed for the medicine, they could be extremely rare herbs etc; just cutting the skin off won't cure it, which is why swift amputation is the best option, as was clearly stated in the episode you fucking dolt

>>85581323
It was shown though, and it didn't seem rare. I forgot to save the pic.

>>85581303
R'hollor laughs his ass off.

>>85581254
>A psychopath like Littlefinger,
Hes a sociopath, not a psycopath.
>its imposible to traumitize psychopaths thats why they can do very dangerous shit.
Lol at "impossible to traumatize." hes literally still hung up on his oneitis from decades ago.

>>85581381
>Hes a sociopath, not a psycopath.
there's no difference. seriously. read a book

>>85581381
Thats not trauma thats psychopathic ego butthurt. All he feels is rage thinking about that not fear.

He also is a psycho as he was born this way.

>>85581421
>there's no difference. seriously. read a book

Not the poster you quoted, but there is.

Read a book.

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>>85581290
TIE ME TO A LADDAHH

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Are there people who actually can't keep up with this show?

>>85581254
AND KEEPING MY FINGERS, I SHUPPOSE THAT'S OFF THE TABLE TOO

>>85581133
>i like boys

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>The Hound will notice The Mountain in the Dragonpit and say to him something like: "Someday, someone will finally finish you, brother" and after that, they will exchange some very hostile gazes.

One Thing good out of this fucking SHITSHOW! FANSERVICE BUT I DON'T FUCKING CARE, LET GO

>>85581303
>pic "good guy" coalition defeats the night king
>Euronreturns with mercenaries after peacing out in ep 7 this season
>top10 anime betrayals.jpg
>he marries Cersei and then Jaime kills cersei in revenge for Brienne dying in the betrayal attack
>Euron on the throne, final shot of show is a field of dead bodies with crows picking at the corpses of various main characters

>>85581421
Socio are caused by nurture
Psycho is caused by nature

You can deprive a baby of social connecting causing it to have impaired empathy for the rest of its life or a sociopath. Intense trauma can also numb your empathy depending on how extreme like say watching your mommy burn up in front of you as a 6 year old can create sociopaths.

>>85581381
He isn't traumatized, the only character that fits that description is Robert and he's dead as fuck. It's more of an ego thing. Can't fuck the mom, will fuck the daughter.

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What if the greyscale already reached Jorahs penis?

How does Greyworm fuck without a dick????

>>85581503
they get really mad when you point out plotholes or show inconsistencies in the comments.

>>85581503
I get a few people here and there asking me who characters are at the end of every episode. One tried to read but the books but gave up because she couldn't keep track of the names.

>>85581609
ask your mom

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>>85577117
Just imagine how good it would feel impregnating her lads.

>>85581609
He treats his woman like a princess like all men should, puts her pleasure above his. Greyworm is a gentleman

>>85581624
To be fair keeping track of the different Freys and Lannisters from AFFC was really difficult

>>85577409
she's a beloved female character, plot armor would save her in any fight. Atleast this season

>>85581673
Until she loses all respect for him for being a doormat and goes and fucks Euron.

>>85581469
>>85581559
Psychopathy, sometimes considered synonymous with sociopathy, is traditionally defined as a personality disorder[1]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy

Just made an amazing discovery. Cersei new dresses are made of the same texture/fabric from tywin's clothes.
Obviously she's nowhere near tywin in terms of character but it's a nice touch.
Also, my favourite scene with tywin.
https://youtu.be/tk5hKomP4MA

>>85581303
>Jon sacrifices himself to kill undead Viserion and the Night King
>Jaime kills Cersei
>Dragonless, but unopposed, Dany takes the throne
>last scene
>Euron returns to King's Landing with the Golden Company, Illyrio, and a young, blue-haired man
>standing before Daenerys, the blue-haired man pulls off his wig revealing his silver white hair
>"It is great of you to win my throne back for me, Aunt, but you won't need to sit there any longer. I am Aegon Targaryen, son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Ellia Martell, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm."
>Dany sits on the iron throne and stares at him with a blank face (i.e. like in every other scene where she can't act)
>"What, you didn't read of my coming?" Aegon smirks
>cut to credits

>>85578356
I can't believe that Aemon's actor made it to S5

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>>85582037

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Little finger will die soon.

>>85582037
You know, if Tywin hadn't died, I think Joffrey would have grown up to be a decent king, even if he was a bit of an edgelord.

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

the dead will march south as the ocean freezes.
That's an interesting point. From all the theories I had heard, no one got anything near that, and when we stop to think about it, it makes sense. If the winter gets too cold, the ocean freezes.

How will Jon get that glass? Obviously they will ally, but will the fuck? Hope so. Also if Daenerys kills Meme Master Varys I'll be pissed. But I hooe this scene wss to establish that wont happen.

>>85582183
Joffrey dying first might have been the bigger issue.

>Daenerys: You will bend the knee or suffer the consequences. Do you know where you're standing, Jon Snow? In this very hall my ancestors planned the invasion of Westeros, before stags, wolves and lions bent their knees to the dragon. Before north and the south swore alleigence to House Targaryen, better men than you are. I was born to rule the Seven Kingdoms and I will. Do not stand in my way.

>>85582211
They bring the cold

>>85582259
I already said "grown up" so I thought that was a given

>>85582211
Nah people had theories about that but I only read those on 4chan, maybe normies are to brianlet to realise. Myself I thougt that was too easy a possibility, but it makes sense from a story standpoint.

>>85582183
That little prick? Not possible. Now tywin could have made Tommen a great king. The boy was kind and able to learn his grandpa's lessons. Tywin would keep both cersei and the faith militant on their places, that is, far far away from king's landing. It's kinda shame Martin didn't make it that way. Tywin was the best character. Hateful, but still great because he moved the plot forward and was also brilliantly performed by the whatever his name I forgot actor.

>>85582269

YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Greyworm = no dick = good

Euron = big dick = bad

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UNDER THE SEA, LADY SANSA IS A BOLTON

>>85582148
It will be extremely painful.

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What do you call that hairstyle?

>>85582269
why does she want to be queen so much?

>>85582291
Joffrey had Tywin as an advisor for his entire reign, and was left unchecked with his cruelty to the point where multiple parties planned his assassination.
Tommen on the other hand, he could have been good.

>>85582037
gleeson and dance are such great actors, holy shit

>>85582304
I never heard it posted here. It's far better than some deus ex machina, a "weak spot" on the wall that made it crumble, a magical horn that breaks it down when blown, the night king using his earthquake power to cleave it in twain, all of those would have looked at least cringy with no backstory or premises in the show.

>>85582415
the brit

NEW THREAD
>>85582474
>>85582474
>>85582474

>>85579641
>A Dutch woman and two British men in drag walk into a bar...

>>85581494
cast jer

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>>85582269
*slow claps*

*Danerys steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your winter, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dark... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But kingship isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Targaryen ally? To join those esteemed unsullied ranks? To call yourself a member of the Khaleesi's Corps? Kingship takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class monarchs - I mean the big guys, like Aerys the Mad and Cersi the Explosive - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight wildfire, working tirelessly to craft that next big plot twist.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new plot twist fails. Someone dismisses it as lame, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest 'all Targaryans are insane' copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate maesters over at the Citadel. The Throne Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan war you win in your wall bakery, some cocksucker at Kings Landing has a picture of a cuck or some shit that a million different Jon No-Names will attach a milion different letters to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the Throne...

>>85581588
Oy vey

>>85582415
JUST

>>85580315

>not my hair, ned loves my hair

>>85581303
>Dany betrays Jon Snow
>Dany makes it close to the throne but dies before the end
>Jon Snow remains the King in the North
>Little Finger becomes the usurper king of King's Landing
>the 7 kingdoms of Westeros remain at odds, and not united.

Post the life and story of Gregor Clegane.

>>85577145
>Aeron Greyjoy considers the Farwynds a queer folk, and the ones from the branch of the Lonely Light the most queer. It is said they are skinchangers and take the forms of sea animals

>ywn warg into a shark and fuck shit up