>movie trailer >WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY

>Movie trailer begins
>Disney logo seen scratched into sand by oceanside
>Wave comes and washes away
>Camera pans out
>Silent shot of ocean surface
>water starts rippling
>something swims by underwater
>Small glimpse of green scaly fish tail
>Hushed female giggling
>silent tune of "under the sea" starts playing as a small crab is seen under the surface
>Coming 2019

>>85570212
I remember this thread.

>>85570212
>full frontal shot of Cthulu
please no

>>85570212
You're basically pissing on Lovecraft's grave right now.

>sound of rain against cobblestone, in the distance a bell tolls
>WB logo appears
>"Some stories become myths" a grizzled, English voice
>shot of an abandoned train station, wreathed in shadows
>"Some stories become legends"
>camera follows the train tracks into a tunnel as a lone crow caws and flies off from the roof
>"and some stories"
>in the darkness the faint semblance of a train and a face is made out just before the camera cuts to black
>"are best left forgotten"
>soft piano melody trickles into sound
>white text scrawled onto the black background with floating embers in the foreground and background: THOMAS
>summer 2019

>>85570848
why not?

>>85570212
>full frontal
hot

>>85571214
Retard detected

>>85571132
>nu-male uploads reaction video
>cries when T H O M A S flashes on the screen

>>85570212
>2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
Why would it take him so long?

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>>85571266
>CTHULHU SHOULD NEVER BE SHOWN THAT IS NOT WHAT LOVECRAFT IS.

What did he mean by this?

>>85570212
>Idris Elba in a CIA office
>Email from President Bongo Booga on a computer
>Gal Gadot, head of the CIA and president of the United States tells him he needs to return to his ancestral homeland after multiple mysterious ship sinking incidents
>cut to Idris in Ethiopia
>tribals in a hut surrounded by military guards
>"for yeass, Ctuhulu has eluded us, despite owa secret wepown"
>"only you, our brotha separated across da continents, can bring balance to de watas"
>cut to Idris Elba sliding along neon KFC grease up a rope on the golden gate bridge
>the screen rapidly turns black multiple times as he falls into Ctuhulu's mouth whilst holding a nuke
>coming 2027

>You thought Cuthulu was bad
>Wait until you meet his ornery sister
>CTHULA
>Coming 2018

>in a time when hate and prejudice ruled
>cuts to shot of Innsmouth citizen beating a deformed Deep One hybrid
>their love triumphed over it all
>shows white Insmouth Citizen sucking the tentacles of a Deep One
>we've all known forever that racemixing is good, but join us this summer for species mixing in a this sleepy New England town by the sea
>we give that fish smell a whole new meaning

>>85573605
no shit, August Derleth, Lovecraft's self-appointed autistic successor wrote a bunch of shitty sequels and made up some new old ones, including Cthuga, a female counterpart to Cthulhu

>>85574037
Did they even have genders?

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>>85574162

Squidfu had a gender.