I'm an A-list celebrity in the United States. I've

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>A-List

Sure thing Paul

>>85569724
Hardy?

>>85569784
>>85569799
Hehe nope.. if someone guesses I will do a big reveal

>>85569724
>I've starred alongside many other popular celebrities

Damn i think this is real, as actors often call their scene partners 'celebrities.' Pretty cool.

>>85569724

You probably think you're A-list but you're closer to D-list.

You're the one who worked with Laurence Fishburne? I'd tend to believe you

>>85569724
Take a timestamped picture of the view from your house.

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>>85569724
kys. pic related.

>>85569845
I have yes, and that's all i'll say about that ;)

>>85569724
Fuck off Lily Collins, you're not A-List

>>85569724
How many eye wide shut parties have you attended? If none, you aren't there yet

>>85569724
Well shit there is only a handful of actors that can claim that so im going to say Ben Stiller.

>>85569834
Ok true. I meant that as a broad term to describe actors and actresses along with like singers and such

>>85569845
Nope, that's not me.

Classic? Loved you in Okja

>>85569908
>and that's all i'll say about that

why did you make this thread if you're just going to be boring?

>>85569724

There are only about 10-15 A-list celebrities in the World. I doubt you're one of them.

>>85569724
What does Zooey Deschanel smell like

>>85569984
That wasn't me lmao.

>>85569992
If that's the case then I'm definitely not one of those 10-15 people haha. Still have a nice rep though

>>85570048

Dano go home!

>>85569909
Does she post on here? I saw her in Marvins Room on broadway a couple weeks ago. Great but depressing show. We were in the middle of the 6th row or so....and right before intermission, in a pivotal scene...this giy next to my gf starts snoring. I almost lost it completely. Like was seriously saved by the curtain....i was like shaking and convulsing trying to stifle my laughter....wonder if the actors on stage could tell.

>>85569846
do it OP

M or f? Have you ever met someone you surprisingly liked despite their reputation?

>>85570112
I'd rather not do anything that jeopardizes my privacy JUST yet. :)

>>85570124
Well, kinda- Kate Upton. While I wasn't surprised that I LIKED her, I was surprised at how wise and down to earth she was. She is a super funny and interesting person.

>>85570206

Swifty?

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>>85569724
how many other people know about 4chan and /tv/ and who comes here
what are some in demand jobs and how to I aquire them
who have you worked with that you hated/liked,and just general stories about what its like to work like that

>>85570206
You're boring.

>>85569724
noone cares, you're a monkey and a peasant

Has Eliza Dushku returned to promoting herself here?

jenna pls be my gf

Fuck off dane, you suck

>>85569724

Have we seen your anus

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how do you sleep at night with pedowood going on all around you?
Also, do you agree with stars when they complain about how hard they have it, or do you think theyre just being spoiled bitches?

>>85569724
JLaw i would totally fuck you

>>85569724
Bad larping aside, I've never understood why a celebrity revealing themselves here would even be an issue.

>>85570242
I haven't really talked to anybody about 4chan but I'm sure a lot more come on than people think. I don't regularly come on but I occasionally like to come on here haha.
There are always a plethora of jobs in demand, mostly crew for starters. If you want a job in entertainment you an start with college films and stuff to build your reel up and then go from there.
Do you have any specific people? For some reason Dwayne Johnson, comes to mind right now, who seems to have an ego on social media but is super chill irl. :)

OP is a faggot.

It is known.

>>85569724

Are you male or female?

How many of your co-celebs secretly voted Trump, rough %?

>>85570415
CM punk pls go back to the wwe

>>85570469
My first thought as well

is macaulay culkin an A or B celebrity?

>>85570319
Unfortunately, you haven't.

>>85570326
I think the hardest part is the objectification and the invasion of privacy, which genuinely is pretty dehumanizing and difficult to deal with. That's my opinion, though, and many others have different experiences.

>>85570415
drop some names and stories and we'll go from there

>>85569724
How did you get into the business? Did you go to school?

>>85570494
>objectification

Are you a coal burner?

>>85570438
Both. (I kid, I kid)

>>85570487
Probably not many.. I don't ask :)

>>85569724
What's your favorite item at Wendy's

>>85570574
Whoops, my reply to >>85570487 was supposed to go to >>85570457 !

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former military and current police officer, I do small theater and film work on the side as a hobby with a very small group but ive always wanted to go bigger with it. What are the odds ill be black listed with my current and former career? Im more conservative/libertarian but I dont wear it on my sleeve

>>85570206
>super funny and interesting
wow I guess you didn't exactly go to cambridge

>>85570618
I think most actors would readily admit that they're far from the smartest people around.

Are you Jim Norton?

how worried are the big wigs about movie theaters dying out and losing their money and do they have a legitimate reason to think so?

Does everyone agree that Sony is a joke and running themselves into the ground
>>>85565571

>>85570545
I did go to school. I started when I was young but didn't get the "big break" until my early adult years. I kind of feel like it's never too late to start, though. :)

>>85570578
I've actually never had Wendy's (as far as I know), I'm guessing their burgers are good

>>85570601
I don't think you'd be blacklisted for having a certain career. Use your talent and charisma, don't talk politics too much

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>It's a Dane Dehaan pretends he's an a-lister and shills his latest flop on /tv/ episode

Alright are you Vin Diesel

Hello RDJ

>>85570691
>don't talk politics too much
so why the fuck do we have to hear fuck drumpft 24/7 from your shit heel colleagues

>>85570618
Like I said, I was surprised. She cracks some smart jokes.

>>85570675
Movie theatres definitely aren't seeing as much action as they used to, but I know that just from living in an urban area, not from any inside source. I don't think it's anything to worry about.

>>85569724
Have you been in a capeshit?

The kind of even stevens? le he will not divide us guy?

>>85569724
Have you worked with any well known hardcore method actors and are they just as annoying as they seem from reading about them?

Why does this board always fall for this cringe roleplay bullshit?

>>85570802
because its friday and i have no life?

>>85569724
What's up, William Shatner?

>>85570802
I'll take this over the fifth Sneed thread of the day desu.

>>85570791

Haha yes! yes I have and no, they're very cool people, just like I said earlier with Dwayne Johnson...

>>85570601
Not OP but I think being black listed shouldn't be your main concern. Get a proper agent first or networking more. No one will hire you no matter how great your acting skills are if they don't know you exist.

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is anyone getting sick of colbert on your end? I get how all the talk show hosts have to have a FUCK DRORMFP segment, but the latest interviews hes done, particularly with oliver stone and bill burr, seems like hes trying to pick fights
also, pass it along that everyone thinks hes shit now and a major sell out and I didnt even vote for trump

>>85570802

Probability suggest OP can't be a faggot every single time.

>>85570778
I wish!

>>85570791
I was at the same party as one but we didn't talk much. I said hi and tried to high five him.

>>85569724

Are you pretending to be Alex Daddario?

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>>85569724
>Hey it's me ur A list celeb. ama.
Pic with timestamp or gtfo.
>S a g e
>a
>g
>e

>>85570802
William Shatner browses /tv/ and fucking /x/ so it's not unreasonable to assume others do the same

Are you a man or a woman?

>>85570836
>>85570886
>2 A-listed actors
reddit btfo!

>>85570851

But this thread will go exactly like the previous 40+ like it.
>hehe hey guys I'm ___-list celebrity and I've worked with ______ and i'm just here to chill haha
>gets asked to post proof
>says if someone guesses they will
>retards actually think its legit and ask question
>role-play fag gets the attention he needs and quits replying after a few hours
>no proof is ever shown
>repeat a few weeks later

>>85570901

Ok douchebag. Keep roleplaying. Pathetic cunt.

>>85570851 is onto something. ;)

>>85570889
Am not her.

>>85570846
This kinda. An agent goes a long way but you need some background before you get an agent

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what are some suggestions youd give to people looking to break into the movie making industry
>just be yourself and work hard
give me real dos and donts motherfucker

>>85570903

I'm a trap! Haha I love this meme! :)

>>85570973

Simple desu, just be like me, an A-list celebrity, and work hard. Never let anyone keep you down, and remember your heart is the only weapon you need, yo!

>>85569724
would you or any others ever come out and admit you post on 4chan? Its not as bad as it used to be and others have been found out without any social stigma

>>85570991
Bruce go home

>>85570973
be pretty
be a degenerate
fuck old jews
do tons of coke

>>85569724

Post some OC that would suggest you may be somebody interesting.

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>>85571022
you cheeky son of a bitch

>>85571024

My agent has advised me not to post about it on social media, but my other celeb buddies have kind of hinted they come here too, so I might post something on my Instagram today for the first time in a while... :)

>>85570960
Aspiring actor here. I don't even care if OP is roleplaying. Let's say I get my headshots and move to Los Angeles. How do I get started? How do I find out about casting calls without an agent?

>>85571064

What would your kike agent know.

>>85571092

Keep your ear to the ground anon! You should def pack up your entire life and move to L.A. to follow your shitty dreams that will never be fulfilled.

>>85569724
>I'm an A-list celebrity
me too mate, down here we all are A-list celebrities.

>>85569724
Which /tv/'s waifus have you worked with?
Were they bitches or sweeties?

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Fuck off back to Canada OP. you closet bi-fag.

>>85570973
The truth about it is that it's kind of chance. The talented ones don't always get what they deserve and untalented people sometimes make it to the top. Start small with college films and stuff like that to build up a reel, and then look into finding an agent with said reel.

>>85570991 >>85571022
This made me laugh. Not me tho

>>85571024
I mean yeah, I wouldn't have a problem saying I did if someon straight up asked me lmao

I think op is female. Amy Adams?

>>85571131

This person is pretending to be me, don't listen to him haha, I think it's funny we're all "Anonymous" but come on dude, don't be a prick lol.

>>85571128
Kind of a lot. Some cool, some dumb, some rude, some just weird.

>>85571092
Don't immediately move to LA. You can find work anywhere if you're talented enough.

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>>85571064
>>85571131
how many A listers are in this thread?

>>85571115
Well the way I see it, I'd still be living in a cool city rather than my shitty hometown.

Are you above the age of 20?

>>85571212
How much of a kike are you? Also, how true is pizzagate you fucking monster?

>>85571222
A bunch of people are pretending to be me lmao.

>>85571223
That is true. Chicago and NY are also options

>>85571223

Woah good logic! When you graduate high schoo you can come back and post here, telling us how it is!

Alright guys lets wrap this up, I gotta shoot in about an hour on a pretty big film that hasn't been officially revealed yet...but i'll give you a hint:

J.J. Abrams.

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>>85571212
what are some other places to look at if I dont want to move to LA or NYC?
I heard atlanta is on the rise, but anything in the New England area? I recall hollywood east was supposed to happen years ago, but nothing came of it

Can't you just post any proof at all? Seriously something that won't give away your identity but can still confirm you're not lying, like a pic of your Rolls Royce/Bentley, some expensive sculpture you have, really anything that proves you're not just a pajeet role playing.

>>85571212
>You can find work anywhere if you're talented enough

I've done local commercial work where I'm at but there isn't enough being produced here to get steady work unless you're already a union actor. How do I move forward if I'm not in NYC or LA?

>>85571206
srsly bro? Now it's really getting silly.

>>85571222

Just me, Anon. :)

>>85571253

Of course. Not too old though. Lol

>>85571268
Lmao no.


Btw I have to go relatively soon (at 12 for me) but if the thread is still alive a couple hours later I'll be back

>>85569724
ITT: A narcissistic do nothing faggot

PROVE WHO YOU ARE AND YOU WIN MEME MAGIC AND AN AUTISTIC ARMY OF VIRGINS WILL SHILL FOR YOU.

Otherwise shut the fuck up faggot.

>>85571322
If you're really not a faggot post a up close pic of your eye.

>>85571282
Hrm...i dont know Anon. Try posting demo reels on Facebook and then tweeting them to talent agencies for a start. Not even memeing.

>>85571283
I've provided a few clever hints.... ;)

>>85571288
Just try your best, be yourself and get your foot in the door.

>>85571282
I love Chicago. It's a cool city with a huge film/theatrical industry.

>>85571298
>>85571303
Not me hah

>>85571283
In a sec yes!

I'm going to delete this thread because it's bullshit, okay?

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>>85571369
fucking larper, gtfo.

>>85570415
>Do you have any specific people?
david fincher
rooney and kate mara
alexis beldel
bill hader
lorne michaels
bradd pitt
johnny depp
keanue reeves
seth myers
kristen stewart
shia labeauf or however the fuck you spell it
conan o'brien

or just write off a list of people you have met and worked with

>>85571322
Please stop doing this lol. It was funny at first man but you're just being a dick now.

>>85571357
This kind of made me cringe...

>>85571358
My eye? Hm. I'll give you a hint, they say I look just like my father, another famous actor. One of "your guys"

>>85571369
Give me a real answer if you're legit. Did you have to move to California to start your career or were you born there? Did you already have connections or did you start from scratch?

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>>85569724
Has your life improved being an A-list celebrity or do you hate it?

>"OP" hasn't given a single specific answer in the entire thread and people are STILL falling for it
Stop giving him attention you fucking cunts.

>>85571438

My family has been in the industry for a while, but I've had plenty of friends who broke in by just preparing a killer demo and sending that out.

>>85571426
Fuck off kyle eastwood you're not famous.

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How does she smells irl?

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do you have any contact or inside info on other, smaller networks like the CW channel or MTV

like wtf is going on with the scream tv show, who greenlit the reboot with an all black cast?

>>85571426
Wasn't me haha

>>85571406
One person on that list is a dick. Two are fantastic people. I had a long and personal conversation with another

what would it take to blow open the hollywood pedo scandal?

>>85571456
ITT: summerfags and delusional wannabe actors.

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>>85570706
stfu anon, Cure for wellness was decent, and i bet Valerian isn't as bad as fag critics state

>>85571442

I love life. I've got a shitload of money, a nice house, promising career, and I get to laugh at you losers on here all day.

>>85571484

Yes I do, give me your e-mail and I'll send you the heads of these networks, they'll probably instantly want to hire you to work on The Flash or Green Arrow.

>>85571485
drop some names
Ii bet johnny depp is a dick

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>>85569724
Is it true Hollywood is filled with occult stuff?

>>85571438
I kind of had connections. I actually only moved to LA AFTER my career had taken off.

>>85571442
I feel more attractive, though my physical appearance actually hasn't changed. Super weird

>>85571460
That answers my question then, thanks. You absolutely have to be in a major film city to have any shot at acting as a full time job.

guys stop asking me to burn the duster

>>85571536

Keanu, duh! He's based as fuck, we had a long talk about his favorite anime and what was going to be happening with John Wick 3 and his role in the Cowboy Bebop series (He's going to be brought on as an 'older Spike' cameo to frame the series)

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>>85571530
What a faggot

>>85571485
>One person on that list is a dick
could it possibly be the guy that keeps getting arrested and making a fool of himself?

>>85571563
Okay but where did you move from?

>>85571620

A____, Ohio

>>85571620
New York.

>>85571620
Ohio

>>85571563
>>85571283

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drop some degenerate gossip, its what we all want

>>85571620
Alaska

>>85571620
Little Rock, Arkansas

>>85571646
So yeah, you need to live in NYC or LA in order to get a real agent.

>>85571620
Argentina, and trust me I'm white

>>85571620

Daleberg, Montana

>>85571092
Get your name on the extra's list first. That's the fastest way to get any chance to mingle with an actual production crew and maybe get your foot on the door.

is wes ever going to grow up?

>>85571688
Bullshit, you don't need to live there in order to get an agent stop being a liar you faggot

>>85571715
This guy is right. Get some substance to show people and they'll pay more attention to you. You need to be more than a face in the background.

>>85571620
I was born in Palo Alto.

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>>85569724
How to i become notice as a Director

Plz no bully

>>85569724
Hey Anon, anyone try to get you to join the cult of Scientology??

>>85571715
>>85571741

Please don't listen to these people. We actors in the biz, and everyone else mostly, consider extras to be no more than nasty poor "normies"

>>85569724
First letter of your first name

>>85571530
>I love life. I've got a shitload of money, a nice house, promising career, and I get to laugh at you losers on here all day.
>kys nigger

>>85571737
Those are the cities where most of the casting offices are though.

>>85571790

Keep making your shitty YouTube cyber-punk/noir/whatever meme films because you think you bring anything unique to the table, despite a few people jerking you off on 4chan because you pitched a "fuarken awesome" take on a Superman reboot or a deep-sea Cthulhu horror flick.

>>85571790
While I don't know much about the world of directing per say, I would say to just produce as much content as you can and put it out there.

>>85571794
Yes.

>>85571823
This. And acting classes and connections and places where the "big" people will have the opportunity to see you and your talent.

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>this thread

>>85571790
Work on your films
Don't post them on YouTube
Get off this site if you wanna have some level of success

op here I can't believe you faggots fell for this shit again, the people asking for career advice are the cringiest haha. Good night folks.

eat shit holland

tobey is still king

>>85571893

Alright. Stop, man. This is annoying, and I don
t have much time left here...lol.

>>85571927
>Implying we have something else better to do

Kys faggot

>>85571927

Don't you remember when /tv/ would fall for a new Star Wars/Marvel/DC insider every fucking week like, last year?

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>>85571927
>middle of the afternoon
>Good Night

This thread is plebbit as fuck.

>>85569724
Shut up Shia you're not a list you little prick, shouldn't you be lurking Pol you kike?

>>85571960
funniest comment

>>85571893
I live in Pennsylvania so NYC would be much closer but fuck that hellhole. My goal is Los Angeles.

who have you slept with? Also id like these answered
>>85569943
>>85570012
>>85570326
>>85570850
>>85571495
>>85571536

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OP here

Here is a recent headshot of me

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>>85571697
?

>>85571795
Not OP but there are normies extras and experienced extras. They're paid the same but you could tell the difference on set. The experienced ones will have a much higher chance of being called again for future shootings.

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>>85571965
It's too easy man. You just have to use the right amount of detail. Enough of them will always fall for it.

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>>85569724
Are you Kyle MacLachlan?

>>85572005

I don't kiss and tell, but let's just say she was a well known Disney star and just had a flop-ish TV show go off the air...

as for the parties/pedowood stuff, don't be gross dude lol. Also Zoey is amazing, and I guess she smells nice, like flowers.

As for Colbert, i'm actually going to be on his show in a few weeks, and yeah, a lot of people can't stand him but they're too afraid to speak up.

>>85570012
lololol

>>85571064
Great bring in more normie trash. Not that it matters. Without proof there's no reason to think this isn't just some pathetic loser.

>>85571927
you sure trolled us xD

>>85569724
Are you Henry Cavill?

>>85572038
True. Try to get friendly with one of the ADs if you can. I've been an extra multiple times and gotten stand-in work as well.

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>>85571709
>>85571662
>>85571669
>>85571697
>>85571646
>>85571653
>>85571637

are you jewish?

>>85572068
bella thorne?

the autism in this thread....

>>85572068
>a lot of people can't stand him but they're too afraid to speak up.
dude, please do it. As a former fan I want nothing more then to see his smug ass taken down a peg

>>85572112
No, but close I guess.

>>85572179
No but my husbands are.

>>85571927
Not me.

>>85572005
Zooey smells good, I think. I answered a couple of those already :)

>>85569724
Are you CGI?
How many times has Trump made you cry?
Do you feel inferior to Brits who are actually actors rather than tards who want to be stars?
What sex acts make you feel guilty?
Do you know any actors with really bad body odour?
How much care do you take to keep your butt clean?
Did you ever write a script, or think you could do a better job than your writers?
Are you a sophisticated adult who visits /pol/, or are you a degenerate?

he/or someone else just continues XD

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OP here. Here's my timestamp.

>>85571485
I really want to know whos the dick and whos fantastic

>>85569724
can u give me 1 million dollars pls

>>85572272
I so badly want to answer some of these questions lmao.


Guys, my mom is in town and I need to go have lunch with her now. Thank you for humoring me- I hope this thread is up when I get back. Cheers!

Also, am not a male

>>85572300
stop eating your fingers

A-list from bollywood XD

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any big projects in the works, either for you or in general the hollywood is trying keep under wraps

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Also here's my verification.

>>85569724
About Fame - How can you remain sane when everyone around you is so disingenuous? I don't think it's possible without a significant conscious effort.

>>85572361
>>85572390
I'll answer these when I'm back. See >>85572315 <333

>>85572315
if this 404s make another one, I got shit to do now but this threads are usually the most interesting

>>85572300
>>85572318

jonah confirmed

Okay, I'all admit it. You forced it out of me. I am Naomi Watts.

>>85570438
Smileys and hahas -> retarded woman

>>85572239
ben affleck i knew it

>>85572390
Ah haha, you just have to push through doing something you love comes with its own challenges, you know?

you are the nigger from the matrix

>>85569724
tell me about Bane

>>85571790
Do short films for film fairs. It's a slow process, unless you got connections. If you keep at it eventually someone will approach you for a chance to pitch your idea to a producer(get a jew friend when you got a pitch slot, jews are freakin good at pitching).

Find a day job as a mean to support your film in the beginning.

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>>85572663

batfleck like a motherfucker!

>>85571426
>This kind of made me cringe...
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT YOU TRYHARD FAGGOT

LITERALLY

KYS

THEN WE'LL KNOW IT WAS YOU

MEWLING CUNT

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hey ben I made this.

it's your fault I'm a meme painter now.

dumb nigger thinks this thread will be here in 3 hours

hope he gets crushed to death by his car in the driveway like the last famous /tv/ anon

>>85573139
You really nailed the eyes.

Are there any other legit confirmed celebrities on /tv/ aside from Shatner? People here claimed Dane DeHaan has been on here but I haven't seen any proof.

>>85573247
Yeah Anton. But he dead.

>>85573272
Any screencaps? How do you know for sure?

>>85573215
It's called 27%

>>85573291
he told me

>>85572315
>am not a male
you know the rules...

OK SO OPTIONS ARE:

It's fake.

WE DID IT REDDIT!

I really hope OP will come back and stick a sharpie in her pooper desu.

>>85571212
>some just weird

give us a story. you don't need to name any names.

and don't tell your real name it would be career suicide

>>85573625
A celebrity admitting to posting here would have zero impact on their career.

Are you one of the "Emmas”?

>>85573625
>and don't tell your real name it would be career suicide
>automatically have an entire board shill for you because you graced them with your presence once
go back to /r/4chan fucking faggot.

this is a shitty thread desu senpai

>>85573247
I don't understand why an actor would outed himself here when they spend a ridiculous amount of time and money to hide from the media circus. They're either drunk or mentally broken.

>>85573785
This. Let's say OP was for real and provided proof. /tv/ would mostly just freak out that they're able to communicate with a celebrity. A few /pol/ nerds would post stupid "shock" shit but that would be it.

>>85573906
>posting picture of skeleton on a computer

op will surely deliver soon

>>85574013
Just saying that a celebrity posting here and proving it wouldn't be a big deal outside of this board.

>>85569724

have you done any voice acting?

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Dear totally real actress.

There are people here that, EVERY DAY, shill for their favorite waifu. The only thing preventing you from joining the ranks of Biel and Lilly and Blunt and Nichols and Humby is

POST

PICS

OF

ARMPITS

PLS

>>85574068
>Just saying that a celebrity posting here and proving it wouldn't be a big deal outside of this board.
no shit. There's no downside. The upside is they get a bunch of fans that otherwise wouldn't give a shit about her.

Granted it's fake.

But one day.

>>85573906
didn't really mean to respond to you mybad anon

>>85571282
Literally almost everything is filmed in atlanta right now.

>>85574205
>There's no downside.
4chan is actually on the list of some news crawlers that searches for keywords.

For instance, if I mixed the word MATT DAMON and NIGGER close together, the link to this thread will appear on some news reporter screen within the hour.

>>85569724
Anya Taylor Joy, come on!!!

>>85574380
True but the major casting offices and agencies are still based in LA and NYC.

What's the best price of ass you have had

>>85574513
Granted 4chan is associated with the alt-right, but an actor coming here would basically be the same thing as an AMA.

>>85574158
armpits are a poor mans fetish

>244 replies
>80 posters

Stop amusing these trolls you retarded motger fuckers

>>85574513
>4chan is actually on the list of some news crawlers that searches for keywords.
Who gives a shit. Celebrities are fucking stupid for not riding 4chan notoriety. It's a bunch of idiot kids that have convinced normies that it's some super spoopy place. Just saying you go to 4chan makes you cool and mysterious to faggots and cool among 4channers. Nobody here doesn't like Lorde because she used to shitpost on /mu/ and shit, and it's had no negative effect on her career or popularity.

Granted, this shit is fake and OP is a faggot but 4chan is an untapped street cred boosting resource for celebrities. Doing reddit AMAs used to be an innovative marketing thing, now it's just part of the promotional tour.

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>>85574835
said the guy that's probably never even had sex with an armpit

>>85571426
hey retard it's called tripfagging.

>>85569724
have you done an anal scene?

>>85574860
>Granted, this shit is fake and OP is a faggot but 4chan is an untapped street cred boosting resource for celebrities.
Whenever a game developer pops in at /v/ the amount of responses literally broke the thread within minutes.
It's like the least costly form of shilling but with maximum payload, unfortunately no one outside of this place notice this fact. Yet.

>>85576044
*Taking notes*
Yep

Alright guys, I'm back! Any questions for me? I've got time again.

You have lost all credibility with that image OP

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>>85576171
PUT A NAME IN THE NAME PART.

SUCH AS

I'MALYINGPIECEOFSHIT#NOBAMBOOZLE

AND THERE WILL BE NO CONFUSION ABOUT WHICH PERSON IS PRETENDING TO BE A CELEBRITY

>>85576171
What is your opinion on the Jews/ Semites?

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>>85576171
name 4 actors youve worked with

>>85576380
what movie?
all actors on screen i like

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>>85576171
where are you now?

Are you in a super hero movie?

You Keanu?

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>>85576171
have you ever pretended to be murdered on movies or tv

NO NOT WATCH

>>85569724
Shatner is that you? Also post tits or gtfo tourist

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>>85576407
been told it's dollhouse. I just saved it on account of Summer Glau getting randomly shot in the face.

>>85576171
stop fucking around op give us something

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>>85576171
Do you like BLACKED™ kino?

>>85576481
;_;

>>85576171
I momentarily checked this thread to see if it was still up... this is not me lmao. I will be back relatively soon though. :))

>>85577230
same

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>>85577230
do you like my painting?

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>>85577230
post a paintable face pls ty gb

>>85577348
>>85577415
I like your paintings.

>>85569724
Famous people who were either confirmed to browse 4chan (at least at one point in their lives), or are highly suspected of it:
>Taylor Swift (practically confirmed)
>Dan Harmon (said so himself)
>Tom Hardy (this is just my personal theory, but I SWEAR to fucking God, I SWEAR he went on 4chan at least ONCE, just to check up on this whole Bane-posting thing that he wanted to understand more)
>Lorde (o I am laffin)
>Pewdiepie (forgot where I heard it from, but it's pretty apparent)
>FilthyFrank (No duh)

>>85571092
why would you EVER not get into theatre first?

>>85569724
How often do you browse The 'Chans? Are you intimate with 4chan culture/knowledge?

...Can you please visit /fit/ so I can show you off to all my /friends/?

>>85578368
>Pewdiepie
literally OPs ylyl threads for videos
>JonTron
confirmed for /pol/
>Anton Yelchin

>>85570601
Is this Archie?

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>>85578003
thanks bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM0Gtgu4ynY

Hey guys, I'm a super famous actor too. Guess who I am?
Hint: I'm lying

>>85579371

Of course he's lying but we know lots of people come here, so that's what makes it funny, even with irony.

I'm guessing Daddario. Already name dropped Upton and The Rock.

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I have an imdb page.

If you've watched training videos for confined space entry or active shooter or slips, trips, and falls or ladder safety or glove safety or forklift safety you've probably seen my work.

>>85579555
I've got a fucking imdb page mate. Who doesn't?

Am Idris Elba, star of the upcoming Spielberg film, Dark Tower
AMA!

>>85569724
Finn?

>>85580019
PROOOOOOOOOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRASDFKLJAE;DGLKAJSL;DKGJASLKGJSD/LKGJASL;KDGJA;LSKDGJ;ALSKDGJLAKJ

>>85580038

Do you have the integrity to turn down James Bond?

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>>85580064
Why would I do that? It's not particularly impressive
>mfw I really want to brag about what I've been up to today but it would solely be to fuel my already-inflated ego and most people wouldn't care anyway

>>85579547
Working with and meeting are different things though haha

>>85580038
do you have the balls to totally do James Bond just to trigger all the sjws

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>>85580255
>mfw that's all anyone does here

>>85580255
You have no idea what inflated ego is until you deal with IT gurus all day.

Then again they do have 150+ iqs so its pretty justified.

>>85570380
I assume it'd be an issue if they'd revealed incriminating things about other celebrities before revealing themselves.

Hi friends, I'm almost back. Saying goodbye to my mom and her friend. Thank you for keeping the thread alive (yes, even you, trolls!! :))!

>>85580404
lol bump limit in

>>85578368
>FilthyFrank
I actually thought the dude behind that said he didn't like or browse 4chan.

just about now

Hey guys!! I'll be back soon to answer more questions, just getting back from lunch! Thanks for keeping the thread alive :).

>>85580448
Does that mean you can't reply anymore?

>>85580522
Eh I guess not since I just did

hey guys it's me :)) sorry, just found out about this trip code thing, NOW you can ama!

>>85580448
>>85580522
>>85580567
I fucking hate newfags
Always have, always will
I don't even care if this is b8

>>85580642
t. newfag

>>85580404
>>85580492
>>85580618
hey guys, these aren't me, but I'll be back soon to answer more questions, I promise!

>>85580618
Not me. Going to google what a tripcode is though!!

>>85580642
I'm the OP. Next time I'll lurk more

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>>85580618
email [email protected] and I'll meme paint you

>>85580681
Imposter!!

>>85580662
Tom Holland is straight, I think. He's cute though either way, haha

>>85580690
PUT

IMFAGGOTOP#SECRETPASSWORD

IN THE NAME PART

>>85580698
I like your style. Will consider :)

>>85580662
he's british, so yes

>>85580681
um.....no sweetie

>>85580690
why do you try to pretend you're things your not?

>>85580698
lol no

these questions are awful. ask me about willem dafoe and his problems with incontinence

>>85580731
I just did

>>85580755
>he's british, so yes
is he in gays with his best friend?

>>85580755
Stop it you!!

>>85580755
Willem Dafoe is a goddamn hero. Don't ever reply to me or my board ever again

>>85580796
good. Now tell us who you are.

>>85580755
Is dafoe a poofter, probably took too many dicks

>>85580843
I'm changing my username thing so it isn't IMFAGGOTOP lmao

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>>85580754

THE

BEST

MEMES

OF

THE

80S

90S

AND

TODAY

Okay. I'm back. I'm actually super surprised this thread is still alive. So far we've had accusations, many great guesses, some good questions, and many, many impersonators. What's next buds??

>>85580802
he's gay with everyone. did you really think he had the acting chops to get to where he is today without sucking producer dick?

>>85580843
um............no, sweetie. just....stop

>>85580846
he had to have a bucket nearby for almost all shots in John Wick because he was so prone to just shitting out. if you look, his clothes are designed to cover his ass, just in case he has an accident. seriously go look

>>85580884
not really unless he's on cocaine, then he just wants to suck and fuck everything

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this thread, dear god, why does they get baited so my lord

>>85580975
I want to know if you think Tom Holland is gay

>>85580975
I demand to know if you think Tom Holland is gay

>>85580975
Are you or have you been in some popular tv show(s) before becoming an A-lister?

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>>85580975
is this your face

>>85574117
Sort of.

>>85573206
Look! It's still here!

>>85574158
4chan is a strange, strange place.

>>85575438
Unfortunately, no.

>>85576481
Kind of, yes.

>>85577348
As I said, I love your painting :))

>>85578368
That's an interesting list, I wonder if it's completely accurate.

>>85578419
True this. Theatre is very cool. :)))

>>85579435
"He"

>>85579547
The person who replied has a point- working with and meeting ARE different things!!

>>85580954
These are hilarious man hahahaha

>>85581039
I don't think so. I dunno, to be honest lol

>>85581148
Not necessarily popular, but yes, TV shows.

>>85581285
>I don't think so. I dunno, to be honest lol
have you met him?

Guys, as this thread dies, just know that I'm not going to be making a new thread (at least for a few days, if anything), so if any threads are made after this, it isn't me. <3

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>>85581236
This cara?

>>85581359
I haven't personally met him. He seems like a very neat person though and has a great presence on screen. I've only heard good things.

>>85581365
JUST SAY WHO YOU ARE POINDEXTER

>>85581365
What kind of movies are you known for, what genres and such?

>>85581477
Surprisingly, kind of a mix. comedy, horror, and action mostly

>>85581148
Actually, my last answer is kind of wrong. There have been some popular TV shows I've had roles on.

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>>85581365
If it is Cara I'm probably going to do a painting from some morning show she was on where the hosts where retarded

>>85581578
While I'm not Cara, she's adorable and you should definitely paint her :)))

>>85581570
did you like dunkirk

>>85581524
>>85581570
Just one thing you where in. I was in Captain Phillips. Your turn.

>refuses to give any sort of specific answer 350+ posts in and people are still falling for it
Holy fuck do I really share a board with you mongoloids?

>>85581658
The Sopranos. (Small, small part!!)

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>>85581706
this gaga?

>>85581648
I did like Dunkirk. I thought it was a really interesting.

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Is getting caught part of your plan?