>This made guy, right? Had the most discriminating eye when

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>This made guy, right? Had the most discriminating eye when it comes to t&a. He's at a club one night, this broad's all over him. And she's got a really nice body, she's horny as hell. They step outside, they walk over to this picnic ground. She starts blowing him next to this swing set. He's about to shoot his load, he reaches down, to start fingering, undoes the skirt, reaches in, grabs hold of a goddamn prick.

>So my friend can't let this story get out. He wants to humiliate the freak as much as he was humiliated. So he gets this fucking acid, you know, burns everything. He pours it on her arms, on her face, everywhere, her prick. That's how good looking this broad used to look, had this wiseguy friend of mine totally fooled. She had to get a glass eye.