>be american >decide go to movies > waddle out to garage

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>be american
>decide go to movies
> waddle out to garage
> climb onto scooter
>scooter falls over
>can't breath
>press life alert button
>go to hospital
>ambulance driver drops me off at home
>tip ambulance driver
>see 50,000$ bill
>have heart attack.
>get back from hospital again
>80,000$ bill. Tip ambulance driver.
>go back to get on scooter and go movies.
>jamal in garage stealing scooter.
>get shot
>tip jamal.