>watching kino with sister >she keeps texting and checking

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>>85540934
>watching Once Upon A Time In America, long cut, with my dad
>Step sister comes in 2 hours in
>Ends up staying for the remaining 2 hours
>"that film made no sense and was really boring"

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>go to kinoplex with sister
>she sees her friends there sitting in a group
>"hey mind if I go sit with my friends?"
>"b-b-but..."
>"thanks, love you, bye!" kisses me and leaves me all by myself

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>>85541250
>she doesn't want people to see you as bf/gf


im sorry anon

>>85541250
>your sister's such a loser she has to "accidentally" run into her so-called "friends" to hang out with them socially
I guess autism runs in your family

>watching a movie with sister
>she keeps licking her lips while she looks at me
I just want to enjoy some kino is that too much to ask?

>>85541855
yes

these stories are all terrible, I'm completely flaccid.

>watch original Star Wars trilogy and man of steel with teenage sister
>pays attention to all films and loves them

Feels good

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>>85540934
>watch kino with brother
>we both stay focused on every scene and story arc
>have a quick informed discussion on it after, making points how it could have been done better

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>>85540934
exactly the same situation for me, anon.

>>85542264
This, I love watching movies with my brother.

>watch movie with cousin
>want to fuck her and suck her tits

What do?

>>85542348
Do you find him sexually attractive?

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>>85542235
>Be Star Wars fan my whole life
>always trying to get my normie older sister to watch it
>"lmao no Star Wars is for nerds"
>nu-StarWars comes out with female protagonist and it's popular with normies
>she watches it and likes it
>suddenly she acts like she's always been a fan and starts wearing Star Wars t shirts
>she finally agrees to watch original trilogy
>gets buttmad when I don't stay to watch the whole thing cause I've already seen it a million times
>tell her she should also watch the prequel trilogy
>"lmao no everyone on the internet says it's shit"
>suddenly prequel memes and sheev becomes popular on Facebook and reddit
>"LMAO we have to watch the prequels"

>>85542774
Fuck her, and suck her tits.

>>85542348
>tfw brother is just like a woman when watching movies and though the godfather was "fucking boring"

>>85542968
This

Women love confidence. Show her that you're a man of action

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>Watch Bates Motel with family
>Mom starts biting her lip

>watching kino with sister
>doesnt appreciate my favorite scene
>i proceed to rape and murder her
>I take a bite out of her rotting corpse every evening

Dumb bitch, pay attention to the movie.

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>>85540934
>Dad has amazing taste in Film.
>We go to KinoPlex.
>Everybody Stares at us weirdly because they think we are a couple.

Fuck people.

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>character shows up for the first time in the movie
>"who's he then?"

>>85540934

congratulations that's about 95% of women.

if you can find a girl who doesn't watch mostly reality shows and can go more than 5 minutes without fucking around on her phone, propose to her on the spot (even if she's your sister).

I used to annoy my family with questions during movie time and their response was always "I know as much as you know." It annoyed the hell out me.

>>85542235

man of steel was fucking awful

your sister is a pleb

>>85543684
Fuck off, I have a friend like you and it's really fucking annoying getting questions about what's happening and who people are all the time

>>85543541

why would they think two grown men were a couple? i go see movies with my guy friends all the time, do people think we're homos?

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>watch movie with friends
>mfw asking "who dis nigga again" every other scene

>>85543813
Youre supposed to leave an empty seat between you.

>>85543805
I was a child at the time

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>>85542348
>tfw my brother died in a car accident this year..
He showed me It when I was just a little kid, and my first porno. I miss him

>>85543700
>tfw one Anon's teenage sister has more taste than one forty year old Pajeet

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>>85544109
Sorry to hear it lad

>>85542235
I wish I had a sister to watch films with, both my brothers watch nothing but anime :(