>And hey, just so you know, it's not that common, it

Ross was unable to PIVOT in the bedroom.

>>85538771
She's a roastie

She's talking about his circumcision.

>>85538771
more premature ejaculation shaming from the jews of hollywood

Premature ejaculation or he had trouble getting it up. I always guessed it was one of those.

>>85538935
>Le roastie meme xD

it's either

>premature ejaculation
or
>couldn't get it up

i always figured it was the latter for some reason, maybe because it's slightly more embarrassing and un-common. If you just pop one too early it's like "ohwell watchagonna do" and then you fall asleep, but not getting it up messes with your manhood and requires some comfort from your partner, "don't worry babe it's not a big deal".

Also it happens to chandler in one of the episodes, whom also talks to Joey about it so it seems to be the running theme in the series.

Anway it's common, it happens to every guy , and it's not a big deal. She was just trying to hurt him.

>>85538817
underrated post

>>85540210
roastie beef flaps detected

>>85538771

Gender dysphoria probably

>>85540132
>>85540406
Never thought it could be an early ejaculate situation, always assumed he couldn't get it up once I found out what sex was. I vaguely remember a girth-shaming episode too but I think that was focused on Chandler.

>>85540406
how the fuck is not getting it up more embarassing and how does it mess with your manhood more?
speaking as a serious premature ejaculation it can't even compare, if you can't get it up either there's something wrong with your dick or you're not turned on (99% woman's fault), if you cum too soon you're just seen as completely incompetent and invalid as a sexual partner

>>85540574
>speaking as a serious premature ejaculation

lmao

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>>85540574
>there's something wrong with your dick or you're not turned on (99% woman's fault)
Maybe you're stressed out, can't focus or just have a lot of mommy issues.

What's truly awful is the fact that they use condoms to have sex all the time. Wtf is that shit. I refuse to be in a relationship with someone if I can't cum in them

I don't understand how anyone can suffer from premature ejaculation nowadays when everyone's been beating off regularly to high quality porn for a decade

>>85538771
being unable to make her orgasm thanks to having a small penis (below 7" in length and 5.5" in girth)

>>85538817
Fucking hell, killed me off 1 post into the thread.

I can't get hard unless I eat pussy first. Maybe I conditioned myself during my virgin years of how great eating a pussy would feel.

Don't get me wrong, this isn't a problem most of the times and eating pussy is great if the girl isn't fat or ugly, but at times my gf wants a quick fuck and I'm like um how about I eat you out first?

>>85540574
well i mean for like you know, normal people (no offence).

If you come to early it's like "Oh i guess you got a bit too excited babe , heh" and she feels super sexy because she's so fucking hot you just couldn't hold it in. Its really not a problem, you had a little accident and everyone involved feels great in the end. Of course if it happens every time, yeah it's a huge fucking problem.

I wouldn't be surprised if girls humble - brags about shit like this with their girl friends all the time "so last night he had a little accident and well *whispers* he...came to early. *giggling*, you should have seen him he was so embarrassed, oh but he's cute though, i guess i just have to tone it down a bit next time"


but if it can't get it up it messes with both of yous, am i not hot enough for him? Why can't get i get it up are my hormone levels okay, am i getting old etc?

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She clearly means thats Ross has a 10 inch dick with 8 inch girth and he cant get the whole thing inside her, hence it not happening to every guy

>>85541294

It's a good way to buy time if you've got whisky dick

>>85538771
I have no idea because I'm not gay or a woman so I didn't watch friends

>>85541294
I can't get a boner if I don't strangle my dick with an iron grip. Whenever a girl tries to jerk me off with their dainty girly hands with no strength it's like poison for my dick, it goes limp as if I just witnessed my parents having sex.

>>85541433
The first time I was about to have sex I suffered from mad whiskey dick and went to eat the girl out to buy time so I get hard, ended falling asleep with my head on her punani. 0/10 do not recommend.

>>85541537
Stop masturbating every day

>>85541377

This 1000000%

>man is not in the mood
>it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal

>woman is not in the mood
>get off you pervert I'm not in the mood

Seriously.

>>85541605
Boo fucking hoo.

>man gets laid every weekend
>what a desirable and alpha human being

>women gets laid every weekend
>what a slut, would not marry

>>85541664

You've experienced both and can tell us which is worse?


It's very, very, very rare to find a woman who doesn't think a man not being in the mood whenever they are is the biggest deal ever. I've known one. The one you're describing is still believed, but you don't get virtually every single man defending it as okay.

>>85541790
>I've known one
>every single man
>anecdotal evidence
VIRGIN RAGE

>>85541664
>>what a desirable and alpha human being
What women think

>>what a slut, would not marry
What men think

Women could end that double standard tomorrow by simply having some pride and self respect, and holding men to the same standards they themselves are held to. You wanna fuck me? Sorry SWEETIE, but I sleep with my husband.

>>85541664
Retard alert.

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>>85538817

lol

CONTRABAND

>>85541210
Wait, is that 5.5 across or circumference?

>>85538771
Rachel is really an awful person.

>>85540574
>if you cum too soon you're just seen as completely incompetent
not according to nature and biology
you are supposedy to blow your load as fast as you can into that pussy

its a concept made up by women that you are supposed to last long aka please her

>>85541377
T. ross

>>85538771
is jennifer aniston wifey material or pump and dump

>>85546531
rub and pump

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>>85540406
>>85540574
>>85541294
>>85541343
>>85541568
>>85541537
If I'm not inserted within 3 minutes of getting an erection I need another 2 - 10 to get hard again, it's kinda a bummer for foreplay, especially eating pussy because it's nice to just ram it in there right after you get a girl off or just to the brink orally first

>>85541664
Oh boy, here comes the misogyny brigade with the mommy issues as always.

>>85540574
girls dont really care about prejac as much as you do. she might complain to her little friend circle occasionally but if shes into she will still have sex with you.

>>85541664
one of those takes effort to accomplish.

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>>85540574
Jerk off with sandpaper, do kegels, get a circumcision shit dude.

Not getting it up when she's horny and she wants to get fucked is worse. Women get hurt/offended by that shit "he doesn't find me attractive", "wtf what kind of stuff is he into, is he a perv?, "is he impotent?"

Nutting, you just excuse yourself reload in like a 2 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH61MBpQL3U

>>85541537
maybe you just like when guys jack you off

>>85540574
it's normally this
>there's something wrong with your dick
but girls always take it personally an think it's this
>you're not turned on (99% woman's fault

Which either makes them resent you, sad and not willing to give you another chance

t. a friend told me

>>85549435
This.

>>85541537
Anon, if a woman touching your dick doesn't get you hard because you feel that she lacks proper strength, you might be gay.

>>85540574
How is prejac embarrassing? just clean it up and keep going. I'd be more embarrassed about not getting it up.

>>85541377
fuck off ross

>>85549920
If it happened to you, you'd know.
I thought the same thing before it happened to me, then I just wanted to fucking die.

I suffer from severe premature ejaculation, I've cum before I've penetrated at times.

>>85541343
Do girls really talk about it? Do my Gf's friends know I cum too fast?

>>85549920
It is. Most girls don't act disappointed, but I can tell some I have been with were. It's led to me avoiding one-night stands in recent years. I'm just lucky I can go multiple rounds.

The two times I had sex I struggled to keep it up. I did eventually but when I couldn't cum she felt like it was her fault.

>premature ejaculation
Never understood this meme. How can it be premature? Premature compared to what? Is there some norm for ejaculation time?

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>>85538817
Worst girl confirmed.

>>85551748
This happened to me, what's the fucking deal? I was hard and everything but I just couldn't come

>>85551748
>>85553486
your jerking off technique is the common thing people suggest as the problem, you need to stop jerking your dick so hard, stroke it much more lightly when you jerk off

>>85540210
Settle down roastie.

>>85538771
He couldn't feed & seed in the bedroom.