After stealing scene after scene in The Neon Demon and cementing

The next star wars as the main character

I'd push her shit in if you catch my drift

>>85498646
why would she put her roastie vagina on that basketball
is it to signify how she needs the BBC

wish that basketball was my face

>>85498646
A spiritual sequel to It Follows wherein Alexandra Daddario chases her and steals the souls of everyone in the way through brutal lesbian sex
(The guys are all safe)

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Mad Max spin off, 100% SCHLANGER! being a weirdo in a post apocalyptic world.

Bros, what is it like having such a sexy semen demon as a gf? All my exes have literally been sexually awkward boring 5/10 girls. What is it like to date a 10/10 sexual girl like in the OP?

>>85498646
I'd cast her to be the facesitter in my aliens XXX parody

>>85499373
Shes laying a basketball american egg.

>>85499470
How good a girl is at sex has very little to do with how attractive she is.

I would cast my ejaculate on her face or her pussy if you know what I mean

>>85499470
>10/10

shes like a 6 if im being kind

>>85499470
I fucked a 9-10/10 for a bit. It wasn't that great. She was vapid, shallow, self-centered, judgemental, and plain uninteresting. Plus she wasn't that good at sex, sort of just laid there.

>>85499470
I had a 8/10 gf. She was like a 5/10, just better looking.

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>>85499470
>All my exes
fuck off normie

>>85499575
except it does,most average/belowaverage girls are horrible in bed, they lack the self confidence 10/10 girls have, The only ugly girls who are a good fuck are occasional Latinas. The more attractive the girl, the bigger the whore she is in bed
>inb4 dead fish meme
>No!

Thats only if youre not a Chad, the 10/10 eill treat you with contempt and just lay there as you fuck. They go wild and put in effort for Chads

>>85499730
>most average/belowaverage girls are horrible in bed

You're either a virgin or asian. Choose one.

>>85499859
>You're either a virgin or asian. Choose one.

Youre obviously the virgin, most normie ordinary chicks are awkward AF in bed and have zero of the self confidence necessary to be great lovers

>>85499730
>confirmed never having had sex with a hot prudish girl
wew lad

>>85500033
>>85499730
maybe YOU'RE the one that is shitty as sex

>>85498646
What do you think that basketball smells like?

>>85500033
>doesn't want a sweet normal girl
>muh sex life gnome saiyan
You're a fucking crazy virgin who has shaped his brainbox around pornography. Sex works itself out when you both want each other.

This is like the sex-ed autism. "We need education and 'sexual enlightenment' after millions of years of not-dying-out because I've forgotten how it works."

>>85499470
Had sex with a 9/10 southern blonde in college, as payment for letting her cheat off of me to pass a class (intro level class for her major, not mine, kek). Was breddy gud. Wouldn't want to date her, though, she was quite a cunt.

>>85499470

If you're a guy who treats dating girls like having trophies then it's really great, especially when you cheat on her on the side cause why not, need variety.

If you're the opposite and care about the girls you date it's nice but then it really does come down to the personality at the end of the day, cause the looks can only make things so good,.

I really want to make a gif of that basketball coming out of her ass, maybe later I will

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>>85500282

>>85498646
How far is that ball in? At least like a good six inches. She is taking it like a champ

>>85499470
The real problem is that the moment you get a beautiful gf you star to fantasize with chubbys, dumb bimbos, mature women, pregnant, black, having violent sex with the ugly and weird neighbor, amputees, and every combination of the above.

>>85499470
>>85500584

It's the best. I've fucked 3 10/10 and one 8/10(gave her an 8 because she had nice body but her face was a 6). I ate 10/10 ass once and couldn't stop eating it. I literally ate it for an hour. Taste so good I still remember her ass scent. The 8/10 would only let me butt fuck her. Good times

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I love it when you guys make threads about me. What are you guys up to tonight? I know what I am doing!

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>>85498646
>>85500282
>>85500584

I'm pretty sure after that photoshoot some weirdo smelled it and then kept it for themselves never washing it for as long a s they live.

>>85500889
>desecrating the cross

((they)) really will never stop rubbing ((their)) victory in our faces will they?

>>85500889
They doesn't look as

>>85500896
I'd say this is fake, but given that girl's state now, I wouldn't be surprised if it were real.

>>85500941
of course not

>>85499730
Fake as fuck you virgin

>>85500941
Don't worry about it, Jesus isn't real anyway.
>fedora meme response
uh huh I know but he's still not.

>>85501534
If you say so amigo. The best part was the 8/10 she was my first white woman and we were teenagers when met. 3 of the 10/10 were white and one was Mexican.

>>85498646
we need more cute models in movies

is so obvious, and yet those hollywood homos don't get it.