MUAAAhAAAAAAA THE FRENCH.... champagne

Doeshedoanthing?

BUT........there is a CALIfornia CHAMpagne

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aaaaand ACTION...

...

action orson

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Rosebud...

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>>85500000

I can smell the Reddit emanciating from this thread...

saw Chimes at Midnight yesterday, fucking awesome film

>>85500039
Thanks, doc.

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>>85500000
very nice.

so is it

>shedoesn'tdoanything?

or

>justdoanything?

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>>85500000

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>>85500000
boom

>>85500105
"Here's your Percy."

Ballsy Orson, trying to steal the prince's kill while he's right there. If you haven't, check out Touch of Evil. Also essential Orson fat-kino.

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>>85500000

>>85500000
Nice

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>>85500000

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>>85500000

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>>85500000

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>>85500000

>>85500078

Nothing says "reddit" like using a fancy word in an attempt to sound smart, but fucking it up.

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>>85498174

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I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.

>>85500892
Well, shit, he's right.

>>85500000
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.

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>>85500000
Exemplary post about an exemplary american

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>>85500000

You're such pests /tv/

>>85500000
Best GET there ever was

>>85500892
i feel like this post should be about philadelphia
it's just not the same

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>>85500000

>>85498174
Orson... PLEASE!!!

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>>85500000
this is my favorite get in years

bravo sir

>>85500892
That skill of seeing through a man is incredible.

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>>85500000
Aaaaaaaannnnhhh...the...FRENSChhh...campaign....hasalwaysbeenceleBRATEDforits cowardice...there is a Russian campaign by NAPOleón...inspired...bythatsamerevolutionaryinsolence...it's frostbitteninthebattle and liketheworstcampaigns it has diseaseandstarvation so leo tolstoy...

>>85500977
nicely done

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bismillAAAAAAAHHH .... the .... KURD .... campaign .... haslwaysbeenberatedbytheSALAfists .... there is a Caliphate campaign by al-Baghdadi .... inspired .... bythatsamequranicjurisprudence .... it's infected cities like Mosul and likethebestjihadcampaign it's yiddish funded....

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MWHAAAAA THE FRENCH CARTOONS

>>85501060
Come on fella you're losing your head over here.

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>>85500000

>>85500890
underrated post

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>>85500000

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>>85498174
But... non-french champagne doesn't exist, by definition????

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>>85500000

geez i wish i could orsonpost as good as you guys

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>>85500000
nice

>>85501657
>finger pointing the wrong way
>quirky tongue placement

low quality meme very very disrespectful

>>85501746
if you look carefully, its the tongue thats checking the dubs not the finger

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>>85500000
very nice

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>>85500000

>>85501854
the angle isnt even close to aligning. defending bad memes is just digging yourself deeper into a hole

>>85502082
you need to check your glasses, the tongue is clearly pointed at the digits

>>85500192
Just do anything

>>85498174

MUAHAAA, the friendsandbane, has always been celebrated for its bigness. There is an Uzbekistani flightplan by Bill Wilsson, inspired, by that same maskedmercenary. Itscalledinfromtheplane and likeallthebestflightplans itincludesmemymen
drpavelhereand-

>Cut?

>>85500000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyGRSYlAD5c

>>85500000
>HE JUST DIDN'T

http://snipeseyes.ytmnd.com/

>>85500000
Is that Steve Bannon?

>>85501381
Orson supposedly had some interest in the "dark arts"

>>85500105
I just watched Mr. Arkadin. It was a really great thriller/mystery. It reminded me of The Usual Suspects, but classier. Robert Arden as the lead has a great face and voice, he really sells being a thug. The movie has a fantastic opening, with a slight awkward start, but after that it is non-stop in pace and intrigue.

Chimes is fantastic; just wish the sound quality was better. In hus later years Welled rarely had the money to do proper sound. Heck he usually ended up dubbing half the cast of side characters, like he does in Chimes.