Why is DC so based? Name another company that doesn't give two shits, and throws low blows at its competitors.
>>85496301
Wendy's
>>85496301
>Why is DC so based?
They're all chads who make pure unadulterated KINO
Coke and Pepsi have been talking shit forever
>>85496369
I'm kinda autistic and didn't get the Alan Bean joke, can someone explain it to me?
>>85496369
How the fuck do I get a job as a professional shitposter?
>>85496369
based wendy
>>85496441
The joke is no one cares who the fourth man to walk on the moon was
>>85496301
So is DC Trump?
He's just mad that when he does Marvel it's considered one of the worst movies ever.
>4chan loves something that is shit as long as they throw petty insults
of course
>>85496369
>>85496379
Snyder's never made a good movie
>>85496301
>/pol/ took over /tv/
>/tv/ is starting to take over /co/
What will /co/ take over?
>>85496369
>professional funposting
the 21st century is a wonderful place
>>85496369
hardees btfo forever
>>85496669
>PS4 vs PC
>>85496669
>>dat alcoholism on the left tho
>>85496618
Wendys tastes good and DC > Marvel
>>85496369
Wendy's even retweed a Wendy's Pepe at the height of the racist frog drama
Zero fucks given
>>85496669
>>/pol/ took over /tv/
Except for when stinky DC pakis get upset that our sister board makes fun of aquaman and flash being shitskinwashed
>>85496301
This is photoshopped. DChads are too busy being based to partake in Marvlel's childish games
>>85496669
/v/
>>85496829
How will Marvel Pajeets ever recover?
>>85496669
They're already taking over /tg/, but if they keep pussyfooting around/a/'s gonna continue their long held back push and we'll all be playing JoJo and boku no hero school homebrews.
quality marvel coming through
>>85496877
/v/ already took over /tv/ which is why redditors like OP can post about capeshit so freely now
Even the new janitor we got is from there
>>85496618
it's shooped in, retard
>>85497008
HOLY MENSTRUATION! That is some EXCELLENT writing
>>85496966
Openly caring so much about a competitor isn't alpha
Publically giving zero fucks about something and doing your own thing, now THAT'S alpha
>>85497087
couldn't agree more
>>85497008
based marvel
>>85496369
This, Wendy's stays savage
>>85497087
Wait a minute, is that the REAL Hawkeyeâ„¢, Kate Bishop??? YAAS QUEEEEEN
>>85496301
You beta capeshit faggots need to be culled.
You're the "Justin Bieber" fans of film.
>>85497131
That is some GORGEOUS art. Almost as gorgeous as blood coming out of a vagina every month!
>>85496379
I bet you're a 19 year old virgin
I hate this shit art about Robert and his retarded unwieldy sledgehammer.
>>85496669
If only that were so there are still too many trannies and faggot posters here.
>>85496369
fucking kek hahaha
>>85497343
boss
I think I'm having Wendy's tomorrow in honor of this shitposter.
>>85496379
>DC
>kino
Pick one, faggot
>>85497131
BASED MARVEL
>>85497635
Acting like a degenerate Whor in front of 4 kids. Nice
>>85497635
Don't get me started on Marvel Comics. Holy fuck what a train wreck that's been for the last couple of years. If and when they decide this whole diversity experiment isn't worth it, I hope they fire the current writers and get new blood.
I'm so sick of them shelving my favorite heroes in favor of the rejects.
>>85497786
Bendis, Slott and Brevoort need to die of AIDS
>>85497635
What a shit paring by the way. Like they have almost no chemistry with one another, just Marvel being degenerate sluts.
>>85497021
GOT fags truly are a cancer. /who/ and /got/ faggots should all be permabanned.
>>85497786
Captain Marvel is their biggest sin.
>sells low
>a book gets canceled
>still write her as a sjw bulldyke and push her in anything
Literally why.
>>85497864
They could have at least ripped off Arthur and Mera and made a Thor couple with Odinson and Jane. Now that could have been decent. But no, they had to take liquid diarrhea shit on the original Thor's head to make way for Jane. Marvel's burning too many bridges right now, they're gonna have to literally, figuratively and metaphorically sucks many dicks to win back their disgruntled fanbase
>>85497101
Wow that sure contradicts with how much you faggots shitpost about us
>>85497153
lmao is this fucking real
>>85497954
Not even close, nobody ever gave a shit about her or the cosmic side of Marvel save for a few dedicated autists. Whor and Riri and by far the worst offenders with Cho following closely
>>85496825
Why is pakis and indians the only thing Marvelets can come up with when they sling shit at us?
Is it because we popularized the insult first and actually exposed your company as a third-world pandering shitstain?
When you can't compete you insult.
>>85497008
Looks like she's carrying a gay man. America was a blank canvas back in that teamup book with Hawkeye and Loki but to think her solo run is this uninspired and shit.
>>85497008
>tfw there will never be anything more pure than the love between two women
>>85497008
Simply marvelous, so brave
>>85498036
Probably
>>85497635
Who's paying for this
>>85497864
It was the same with Rhodey and Carol. Rhodehead needs loving and its good to see the character in a place where he's happy but fucking hell Carol has been written to have all of the appeal of fingertip moistener. Rhodehead was never super charismatic himself but you don't put something wooden with cardboard and expect the best love story since Twilight.
>>85496669
/co/ will take over /lgbt/
>>85498445
/pol/ and /lgbt/ are the greatest allies though
>>85498489
Don't forget /mlp/
>>85497343
>wendy will never psychologically rape you
fbm
>>85498373
No one.
>>85496369
I thought to them immediately as well. There was also a hilarious tweet involving middle names or having 3 names too but I can't find it.
>>85497008
Honestly looks like the dialog came out of a reddit thread
>>85497635
((vision)) look at that smug face
>>85498746
You'd be the expert.
>>85496369
>dat bantz
>>85498489
Meanwhile /tv/ has to look over its autistic brother /v/
>>85496369
>Wendy's gets BTFO
>Starts quipping
Definitely the Marvel of fast food chains.
>>85496369
WTF I hate wendy's now. Why did they have to be such cunts to the 4th guy who went to the moon, whoever he was? Pretty disrespectful.
>>85496301
>>85497635
black captain america
thor is a woman
i'm not even a comics fag but this is so annoying, why not just create new characters for blacks, women, mexicans, trans, gays etc. why do they have to shoehorn their agenda in with existing characters ?
>>85498920
>Iron Man is a teenage black girl
>Bruce Banner is dead, Hulk is a chink
>Spider-Man is Miles Morales, mexican nigger
>FUCKING KAMALA
>>85497343
>ywn get BTFO by Wendys
>>85499026
It's all shit.
>>85496369
>>85497153
>>85497343
>>85498297
>>85498688
Nobody can stop them.
>>85498792
guess I walked into that one
>>85499026
>>85499052
It's worse than I thought
>>85498297
>Translate from Spanish
>>85499276
That's the tip of the fucking iceberg my man
>>85497101
>Openly caring so much about a competitor isn't alpha
Those shirts have been shopped, anon.
>>85498920
Because originality is so overrated. Why flex the gray matter when you can just lazily slap on existing titles to already established characters, then make several minority figures, and give them their own books with legacy character monikers.
>>85496301
I prefer DC but that photo is fake and gay.
>>85498881
Found the Hardee's fanboy
>>85499358
Also I think it's to have a built in defense mechanism
A lot of people would say "Captain America isn't black, Thor isn't a woman, what are you doing?" and the immediate response is you're a racist misogynist bigot which gets everyone to stay in line. Fear of being mislabeled and cast out from your social group.
Kind of sad because most people wouldn't care about a female or black character that was created that way from the start.
>>85499026
>>Spider-Man is Miles Morales, mexican nigger
Nah Peter's still alive. Not that Miles is any good but he's not a true replacement
>>85499602
Cap being black is easier to defend compared to Thor being woman and making it a title.
>>85496966
I still can't believe that people fall for these retarded fucking photoshops
I know you're just memeing here but people on twitter actually fucking believe these photoshops