Daily reminder if your favorite director isn't in this list

>>85491194
>Having a favorite director
>Trying too hard to sound patrician by listing the most possible eastern Europe directors you could find, and Zach Snyder
tryhard pleb thread/10

>>85492653
Why would you delete your last post and then post something even more stupid?

>>85491194
>no George Lucas
kya mouseshill

>>85491194
great list, actually.

>Pedro Costa
>Not Manoel
Get the fuck outta here

>no Sternberg
>no Capra
>no Wyler
back to r*ddit

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>>85493051
I need to check more of Manoel, I've only seen Abraham’s Valley so far

>>85493051
>>85493296
>I love Oliveira so much! My faves? Oh you know, Abraham's Valley, Strange Case of Angelica, Aniki Bobo, the list goes on!

No Orson Welles, who is my favourite director. Good list otherwise

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>34. Alfred Hitchcock

>>85491194
>no Ford
wew lad

>>85493552
You have to go back

no love for lars von nazi

No Kiesowski? Really?

I am my favourite director

>>85491194
What if I'm so pleb I don't even have a favorite director

>>85491194
>no Ethan & Joel Coen
>no Sidney Lumet
>no John Carpenter
>no Brian De Palma
>no Jim Jarmusch
>no William Friedkin
>no David Lean
>no Henri-Georges Clouzot
>no Michael Mann
>Zack fucking Snyder anywhere on the list whatsoever

Opinion discarded.
Why do you keep reposting this pathetic thread? Just to get (You)'s for including Snyder or?

>Zack Snyder

ebic trollzin' brah simply eric XDD

>>85491194

>ctrl f

>nolan

>ZERO hits

Sure is contrarian in here

>>85493890

De Palma, Carpenter, Jarmusch and possibly Mann, while all good directors, belong nowhere near a snooty brow list like this. Even the Coens don't truly make sense here.

As for the rest yeah sure why not.

And if you can't immediately understand OP's attempt at humour and quietly ignore it you're a fucking brainlet.

>all these normie picks
They're plebs

>>85494269
>attempt at humour
Anon search the OP pic in the archive and you'll see OP posting this numerous times and constantly changing the list. He's actually convinced this is a set list. Bresson was not even on the list at first until /tv/ made fun of OP on multiple occasions.

I agree with you, James Benning & Lav Diaz are too mainstream for my taste, stupid list.
>No Christopher Nolan
>No Quentin Tarantino
lmao contrarian op

>>85494531
So you're saying Snyder is there seriously?

>>85494859
ups wanted to reply to you xD
>>85494506

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>>85491194

>All those commie naves
>Fucking Zack the hack snyder

Topest of the kekest

>>85494886
;)

>>85491194
Based Snyder.

>>85491194
Including Zack "CapeShitMaestro" Snyder on the list was a devastating move to the (otherwise surprisingly good) list's credibility.

>>85494876
/tv/ memed him into it

My favorite is Zack snyder because he made the coolest movie ever, which is 300

>>85495146
To be candid, I abandoned this board a good while back. Am currently turning 360 degrees and getting the fuck out. /tv/ still sucks.

why is Snyder so low on the list? top 10 at least

>>85495627
Fuck off, Snyder is a hack, there are much better director that aren't on the list such as: Wes Anderson, FF Coppola, Nolan, Edgar Wright, Quentin Tarantino, David Fincher

>>85492653
>>85493890
>>85493913
>>85494876
>>85494940
>>85495108
>>85495772
>Pajeet shits his pants in anger
>Right before he reaches a designated shitting street

>>85491194
Bretty good list but I think Goddard and antonioni are overrated

Definitely agree that bresson is the GOAT

It's great to see hou hsiao on the list, he's underrated af

>>85491194
John cassavetes at number 2 ? Really? I mean I like him and all but I don't even think he's top 25 directors.

Also the lack of Griffith, malle, melville, ray and mizoguchi is disconcerting considering some of the questionable choices like parajanov, Agnes varda, and benning.

Zulawski should be higher, he'sso underrated

>>85491194
>no Scorcese
You're just being difficult.

>>85492653
There's like 5 eastern European directors on that list. Not a single one of the top 15 other than tarkovsky is from eastern Europe.

>>85493890
>implying pulp b movie directors rank with auteurs
Ignore Snyder and every other director on that list is better than the ones you posted

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>>85491194
>Zack Snyder

>>85496149
Seconding Louis Malle

>>85491194
>1) only two good films: pickpocket and diary of country priest
>2) zero good films as director, fuck Ray Carney
>3) marxist garbage, made a few minor innovations but his films are minor
>4) meh, some decent shorts, but best work was on 13 Monkeys
>5) boring as shit flicks, a few nice shots of industrialization and modernity don't make a film
>6) no one gives a shit about the house work of Walloon whores
>7) no one gives a shit about African mannequins
>8) kraut krap, Berlin Alexanderplatz would have been good if 1/10 the length
>9) dude where's my car
>10) Seventh Seal was good, Wild Strawberries was decent
>11) A Burning Hot Summer was good fapping material
>12) Yawn, more daughters to be married off in the most tedious way possible
>13) maker of cinematic ambien
>14) maker of even more powerful ambien
>15) who?
>16) Happy People was a 10/10
>17) why walk when you can drive?
>18) did not understand the bourgeoisie
>19) if I wanted to slides I would look through a microscope
>20) stick to the dancing sweetie
>21) should have stuck to headshots
>22) unimportant french crap
>23) very uneven, Assassin was one of the most terrible films of all time
>24) solid
>25) torturous pomegranates
>26) more pretentious french crap, even fucked up a biopic of van Gogh
>27) you missed 27, pleb
>28) if black and white was not boring enough for ya, Bela Tarr will find a way to make it even more so
>29) United Red Army was decent
>30) Fincher for commie art fags
>31) who?
>32) tedious
>33) Adorno boot-licker
>34) great
>35) nepotism
>36) French new wave is garbage
>37) solid B director
>38) should had been a phone psychic
>39) pioneer
>40) edgy acid trash maker
>41) another trash maker
>42) should have stuck to photography
>43) dude, clouds and trains
>44) tedious and mindless
>45) Life of Jesus was good, everything else is shit
>46) kinomaster
>47) 80% crap, but the remaining 20% are classics
>48) dude, epilepsy
>49) great
>50) goat director of musicals

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>>85491194
>telling me to have a favorite director
>no Kurosawa amongst many omissions
>saying that someone wouldn't be pleb for having Snyder as their favorite director
>at least you have Tarkovsky in
>pic related

>>85491194
>No John "King of 90s Gun Kino" Woo

>>85491194
>Haneke
>Hitchcock
These are even more of a stretch than Snyder

>>85496568
Lmao you just looked them up on google and read a quick Wikipedia summary, it's fucking laughable.
Anon you're the most retarded poster I've ever seen, thanks for the laugh.

>>85497203
>can't rebut, goes straight for the ad hom
Total pleb

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>>85495046
>>85491194
Based.

>>85497328
>Marker best work was in 12 monkeys
HAHAHAHAHA
>Dreyer should have stuck to headshots
HAHAHAHAHHAA
>costa being anything like Fincher
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Not even going to bother with the rest, this is hilarious, you may have legit autism kek.
You're so fucking stupid this is great.

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>no Jodorowsky

>>85491194
>01. Robert Bresson
dude
just dont act
i'll add some bach in post
also hands are sexy

>>85491194
NO MALICK. GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED.

>>85497501
>pretending that five minute shorts and film collages are interesting
>implying that Dreyer was not bullshitting in anything other than passion and maybe days of wratih
>can't even take in Costa's own words

You write like a fag who thinks having a mubi account washes away the plebbiness

>>85497874
>days of wratih
>days of wratih
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>all Marker did was shorts
AAH AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>can't even recognize chytilova
>calls resnais novelle vague
>can't criticize renoir for anything other than his father
Oh my god this is getting even more hilarious, how long did googling each director took you?
We need more people like you anon, angry retards like you who post really stupid shit make my day.
Just admit you haven't seen a single film by those directors, it's an anonymous image board, after all.

>>85497874
not the anon you're responding to, but, seeing as you're a well versed film enthusiast, has watching all those directors taught you no deference?

>>85491194
>Zack Snyder
Godly

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>>85497781
Confirmed for having never seen a Bresson film and read a little about his films on Jewpedia

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>>85498143
confirmed for being illiterate

>>85491194
>My shit doesn't stink t. fart sniffer

>having a favorite director
LE CRINGE

>>85498080
>being this assblasted

>>85498196
so you got it from 4chan instead of wikipedia? that's even worse anon
why don't you read notes on the cinematographer and watch one of his films then you can shut the fuck up.

>>85498245
>y-you're j-just mad!!!
Dude, you are seriously mentally handicapped or something, I don't see why anyone would just look up 50 directors on wikipedia/IMDB just to pretend to have some knowledge about film, its fucking hilarious.
You made my day, I'm laughing so hard thanks to you absolute retard.

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>>85498267
>so you got it from 4chan instead of wikipedia?
So you're not only illiterate but retarded as well?
https://books.google.com/books?id=bKdQWXaJhVEC&pg=PA303&dq=bresson%27s+instructions+to+roland+monod&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwim_bWYkqjVAhXMcz4KHSu-AwAQ6AEIJjAA#v=onepage&q=bresson%27s%20instructions%20to%20roland%20monod&f=false

>>85498196
Confirmed that I've read more than you probably ever will in your entire life, and I'd have to be literate to respond to your post mongoloid
>>85498267
Said it first

>>85494269
>But somehow Snyder does
Neck yourself

>No Douglas Sirk

>>85498416
Maybe if you stopped samefagging you can manage to read something other than comic books >>85498402

>>85491194
This list is the fucking Phil Fish of lists. I hope you get raped at gunpoint one day, OP. By a man. A nigger man. With AIDS. In the ass.

>No Sam Peckinpah

Fucking die, you Woody Allen glasses wearing try-hard.

>>85498080
>a spelling error on a image board
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
KEK HAHAHAHAH
>shorts, collages, and pseudo documentaries
keep pretending
>even a well versed Czech would not recognize Chytilova
>pretends as most critics and scholars don't
>why bother, his overrated career would be nothing without his fathers reputation, only Rodrigo García has been more richly rewarded for exploiting his father's name
I have seen films by all of these directors with the exception of two directors. Most of these directors are massively overrated by academics and various critics looking for a signal to justify their own worthless existence. The only stupid shit is your pathetic defense of garbage art because some shitty magazine made a self important list. Just admit you have no independent critical faculties of your own and just use films as a cultural cudgel.

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>>85498267
>why don't you read notes on the cinematographer
Why don't you?

>>85491194
>Zack Snyder
This pleases me

>>85498549
>I have seen films by all of these directors with the exception of two directors.
Why blatantly lie on an anonymous image board, just why?
>The only stupid shit is your pathetic defense of garbage art because some shitty magazine made a self important list.
You're implying I have a problem with someone criticizing those directors, which I don't, I'm just laughing at your obvious posturing and lying.
>Just admit you have no independent critical faculties of your own
Might wanna look at what you type before you expose yourself by projecting that hard.

>>85498733
>if I keep accusing someone of something it must be true
>you sound pretty defensive about your precious art house trash
>you might wan't to look up what independent thought means
is the best you can do is accuse, ad homs, and pedantry?

>>85498967
Did you just learn what Ad Hominem means today? you need to look it up because you've been using it as well, idiot.
>you sound pretty defensive about your precious art house trash
I don't give a shit about any of OP's directors, the only problem I have is absolute retards like you trying to look smart on 4chan of all places.
>you might wan't to look up what independent thought means
I'm not the one who reads summaries on wikipedia/IMDB to pretend to be smart.
>pedantry?
Don't call me pedantic, because it's evident I'm better than you in every way.
Also, learn how to fucking greentext, faggot.
Honestly just kill yourself, waste of air.

>>85493890
>Brian De Palma
>one of the greats
Explain this meme to me.

>>85491194
>No American filmmakers
Die

>>85499349
>samefagging
>I am not defensive
>more pedantry
assblasted art faggot whose only social capital is pretending to like and care about arthouse trash

>No Andrew Niccol

>no Kubrick
Hola Reddit

>>85491194
>03. Jean-Luc Godard
>no Ford

This list is trash.

>>85491194
>No Akira Kurosawa

Well fuck me I'm a pleb. But my second and third are on the list though.

>Apichatpong Weerasethakul

He's not even the best director in thailand, this list is amazing.

>>85500117
>No Kubrick
>No Kurosawa
>No Niccole
>No Scorcese
>No Carpenter
>No Clouzot
>No Capra

But at least he got Zach Snyder. This proves to me Armand White's opinions should be discarded

>>85499563
There are like 15 *****Americans***** directors

>>85500243
Then who is? And please don't say Ratanaruang.

>>85500784
It's Wisit

Good list. A little too entry level for how hard you're trying though.

>>85491194
>no Duras
>no Fellini

>>85499938
>implying Kubrick isn't reddit tier
this site sure took a nosedive after the libcucks attacked

>>85491194
I know like 5 of those names. You guys are really pedantic

>>85501202
>it's your guys' fault I don't know some of the most acclaimed directors of all time

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>no Malick

>>85491194
Wrong
>>85501196

>>85501413
Yikes, this is actually sad, I hope you go outside some day.

>>85501512
>yikes

>>85501512
says the OP waiting with bated breath for validation

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>>85491194

get fucked op

>>85501413
BTFO
>will OP ever be able to recover???

>>85501143
whoa whoa whoa let's not get carried away y'all

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>>85501413
>being so upset that he made a list of 50 lol so randumb names

>>85499563
Number 2 on the list is American lol
>>85499938
Kubrick is reddit-core
>>85500334
Only good director you mentioned is Scorsese and he's highly overrated. Why do so many plebs mention clouzot? There's like 20 French directors better than him.

>>85491194
>24. Wong Kar-wai
LOOK MOM, i'm not a pleb :')))))

>>85491194
Where is Fellini?
Also Godard is shit

Make Refn 51 and you got it senpai

>>85504891
;¨)

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>>85501348

>>85507679
>historical photo of charlon heston presenting palme d'or to old man from amour (colorized).jpg

>>85491194
>Godard
>Tarr
>Antonioni

kek, you're a pleb

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>>85507679
these award show producers love trolling

>>85508074
This is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibffxoK5gs0

>>85491194
>Zack Snyder
Motherfucker you added this and you left out John Ford, Welles, and Kubrick.

>>85491194
>46. Zack Snyder

Such weak bait.

>114 replies

Such weak posters.

>>85491194
>No Orson Welles
Shit tier list.

>No porn directors

Be honest you 4chan degenerates

>>85491194
Next time add Jamin Winans to that list, otherwise a-ok.

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>no Verhoeven
>no Alejandro Jodorowsky

>snyder
>godard

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>>85491194
>46

ITT: autists pretending they watch auteur, old and avant-garde movies because muh kino meme

>>85501234
I'm not blaming anyone. I'm just saying that perhaps you're wasting too much of your time with something that may not be useful for you. If you work with cinema or something, great, go on with that. Otherwise, you should take the time to think if that's what you want for your life

>>85491194
> Zack Snyder

Thay said, it's finally nice to see Claire Denis get some love on this plebian board.

>>85516665
what if you want to watch good films?

>no Kaurismäki
shit list tbqh senpai

>>85517299
Iha vitun yliarvostettu.

>>85517200
Both Snyder and Denis are good.

>>85517272
You should. But there's also more to life than that, and you should also know this

>no Eisenstein
>no Griffith
>no taste

>Snyder and Godard triggering all the plebs because those are the only directors they recognize.
Try watching some bresson films, he's better than any director mentioned in this thread

>>85491194

>no Michael Bay
>no Uwe Boll

pleb list